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[Xicculus]

Anyone been with this chick?

http://miami.craigslist.org/ers/490863675.html

FREAKY DIRTY COLLEGE GIRL NEW IN TOWN! - w4m - 20

Reply to: pers-490863675@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-27, 9:14AM EST


HELLO BOYS MY NAME IS ANGIE
I AM NEW TO THE AREA AND READY TO SHOW YOU WHAT I AM ABOUT!
YOU CAN CALL ME A REAL GIRLFRIEND EXP.
AVAILABLE 24/7
ONLY 180 PETALS FOR A FULL HR.
IN/OUT

( 954 ) 867 - 4016 XOXO

[Kwik Ryk]

Anyone try out Justine?

http://miami.craigslist.org/ers/474152661.html

[Kwik Ryk]

Do you guys ever ask the girl when was the last time she got tested? I get tested every 6 months, but never know about the girl. Is it a good question to ask or a buzzkill?

[Robert Lee]

So I call devon today and I asked if she was open for the evening and she said yeah. Ask me if it was incall or outcall and I said incall. She told me to call her in 15 minutes and she will be ready and I said ok. So I let 20 minutes go by and I call and she said to meet her at point A and I said I'll be there soon and she said "oh well call me back in 15 minutes" and I'll tell you where. So I'm thinking man should I wait or just leave, but since she sounded nice on the phone I figured why not. I waited 25 minutes to give her some time and when I called she never answered. I called minutues nothing. I stopped at the gas station and got a drink and a bag of chips. Took a piss and said. Well I'm going to call again see what happens. I asked her are we going to do this or not and she goes yeah. She than gives be the address to point be in which she gave me horrible direction to the point she gave me the house number and I was able to find. Devon was a lot better looking than her pix, but she seem quite confused (don't know how to explain it) So she greated me in. Told me to put the money on the table and take my cloths off. And get on my back. I first gave 75. 10 dollars more than the 65 for half. She said it was only for a massage. I assumed it was code for oral. She said full was 100. So I went into my car and gave her the rest. I got back on the bed and she pulls out a condom. I said oh I just want mouth and she said she only does it with a condom. We looked at each other with a blank look. So she wants to be protected and I'm like ok. Thats fair. I understand. She gets some germ X and squirts it into my hands. I was surprized a nice clean girl. So she starts with here mouth and jerking it off with her hands. Then she starts rushing me. It wasn't even fucking 20 minutes and shes like I have to see some one else. I'm like I'm not going to cum like this. Can we have intercourse. No! You touched the condom with your hand. I'm like OK? I'm thinking what does it matter I've been germ X'd and no matter what the condom didn't cover the whole dick. So I'm like can I have a boob job. She says no. WTF? Even with the condom. NO! What the FUCK? I want to be safe. Home much safer can you get with a covered BOOB JOB! ? I'm like what ever just do what you were doing. She tells me she doesn't have another condom. At this point the ***** is being difficult. I imagined some experience I had in Orlando and finally jizzed in the condom. Fuck I could have done that at home with a porn. So I was pissed and asked for 20 dollars back. 1. Shit was not an hour. 2. She made me wait a fucking hour 3. She gave me the run around. She said no refunds sorry. Blah blah blah. So I was like ok. I'm a gentlemen. I was afraid to touch here cause I guess you can get aids from a boob jobs. Here story was that because most men are married she is careful. WHAT EVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS! So I put on my cloths walked out the door. Popped out my pocket knife and pull my refund out of her tires. She could have been fair. She could have gave me 20 back for being ripped off. But I had to resort to child behavior because bitches think you should pay them 150 bucks for just looking at them. DO NOT GO TO DEVON! There are plenty of other girls save your money. Jerk off to a porn. Please don't go through what I did.

If she was that space out and weird. I don't want to meet her. I would not have gotten a nut the way she was acting.

Can you provide the link to her craiglist ad.

[Animal131]

So I call devon today and I asked if she was open for the evening and she said yeah. Ask me if it was incall or outcall and I said incall. She told me to call her in 15 minutes and she will be ready and I said ok. So I let 20 minutes go by and I call and she said to meet her at point A and I said I'll be there soon and she said "oh well call me back in 15 minutes" and I'll tell you where. So I'm thinking man should I wait or just leave, but since she sounded nice on the phone I figured why not. I waited 25 minutes to give her some time and when I called she never answered. I called minutues nothing. I stopped at the gas station and got a drink and a bag of chips. Took a piss and said. Well I'm going to call again see what happens. I asked her are we going to do this or not and she goes yeah. She than gives be the address to point be in which she gave me horrible direction to the point she gave me the house number and I was able to find. Devon was a lot better looking than her pix, but she seem quite confused (don't know how to explain it) So she greated me in. Told me to put the money on the table and take my cloths off. And get on my back. I first gave 75. 10 dollars more than the 65 for half. She said it was only for a massage. I assumed it was code for oral. She said full was 100. So I went into my car and gave her the rest. I got back on the bed and she pulls out a condom. I said oh I just want mouth and she said she only does it with a condom. We looked at each other with a blank look. So she wants to be protected and I'm like ok. Thats fair. I understand. She gets some germ X and squirts it into my hands. I was surprized a nice clean girl. So she starts with here mouth and jerking it off with her hands. Then she starts rushing me. It wasn't even fucking 20 minutes and shes like I have to see some one else. I'm like I'm not going to cum like this. Can we have intercourse. No! You touched the condom with your hand. I'm like OK? I'm thinking what does it matter I've been germ X'd and no matter what the condom didn't cover the whole dick. So I'm like can I have a boob job. She says no. WTF? Even with the condom. NO! What the FUCK? I want to be safe. Home much safer can you get with a covered BOOB JOB! ? I'm like what ever just do what you were doing. She tells me she doesn't have another condom. At this point the ***** is being difficult. I imagined some experience I had in Orlando and finally jizzed in the condom. Fuck I could have done that at home with a porn. So I was pissed and asked for 20 dollars back. 1. Shit was not an hour. 2. She made me wait a fucking hour 3. She gave me the run around. She said no refunds sorry. Blah blah blah. So I was like ok. I'm a gentlemen. I was afraid to touch here cause I guess you can get aids from a boob jobs. Here story was that because most men are married she is careful. WHAT EVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS! So I put on my cloths walked out the door. Popped out my pocket knife and pull my refund out of her tires. She could have been fair. She could have gave me 20 back for being ripped off. But I had to resort to child behavior because bitches think you should pay them 150 bucks for just looking at them. DO NOT GO TO DEVON! There are plenty of other girls save your money. Jerk off to a porn. Please don't go through what I did.

[Animal131]

So I call devon today and I asked if she was open for the evening and she said yeah. Ask me if it was incall or outcall and I said incall. She told me to call her in 15 minutes and she will be ready and I said ok. So I let 20 minutes go by and I call and she said to meet her at point A and I said I'll be there soon and she said "oh well call me back in 15 minutes" and I'll tell you where. So I'm thinking man should I wait or just leave, but since she sounded nice on the phone I figured why not. I waited 25 minutes to give her some time and when I called she never answered. I called minutues nothing. I stopped at the gas station and got a drink and a bag of chips. Took a piss and said. Well I'm going to call again see what happens. I asked her are we going to do this or not and she goes yeah. She than gives be the address to point be in which she gave me horrible direction to the point she gave me the house number and I was able to find. Devon was a lot better looking than her pix, but she seem quite confused (don't know how to explain it) So she greated me in. Told me to put the money on the table and take my cloths off. And get on my back. I first gave 75. 10 dollars more than the 65 for half. She said it was only for a massage. I assumed it was code for oral. She said full was 100. So I went into my car and gave her the rest. I got back on the bed and she pulls out a condom. I said oh I just want mouth and she said she only does it with a condom. We looked at each other with a blank look. So she wants to be protected and I'm like ok. Thats fair. I understand. She gets some germ X and squirts it into my hands. I was surprized a nice clean girl. So she starts with here mouth and jerking it off with her hands. Then she starts rushing me. It wasn't even fucking 20 minutes and shes like I have to see some one else. I'm like I'm not going to cum like this. Can we have intercourse. No! You touched the condom with your hand. I'm like OK? I'm thinking what does it matter I've been germ X'd and no matter what the condom didn't cover the whole dick. So I'm like can I have a boob job. She says no. WTF? Even with the condom. NO! What the FUCK? I want to be safe. Home much safer can you get with a covered BOOB JOB! ? I'm like what ever just do what you were doing. She tells me she doesn't have another condom. At this point the ***** is being difficult. I imagined some experience I had in Orlando and finally jizzed in the condom. Fuck I could have done that at home with a porn. So I was pissed and asked for 20 dollars back. 1. Shit was not an hour. 2. She made me wait a fucking hour 3. She gave me the run around. She said no refunds sorry. Blah blah blah. So I was like ok. I'm a gentlemen. I was afraid to touch here cause I guess you can get aids from a boob jobs. Here story was that because most men are married she is careful. WHAT EVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS! So I put on my cloths walked out the door. Popped out my pocket knife and pull my refund out of her tires. She could have been fair. She could have gave me 20 back for being ripped off. But I had to resort to child behavior because bitches think you should pay them 150 bucks for just looking at them. DO NOT GO TO DEVON! There are plenty of other girls save your money. Jerk off to a porn. Please don't go through what I did.

[Pussy Hunter]

Hey Mongers,

I know Glenn is the man in Miami, but I had a little business in the midwest, that yielded an "Interesting Arrangement", that I wanted to share with my fellow Mongers.! LOL

I did something this last week that I have never done in all my years chasing that honey spot!!!

I met a girl at an incall from CL in Chicago, near Naperville, I hit it off with her real well, and I invited her to stay with me the following week and she did! I hit that all week long morning, noon, and night! Of course there were some fees involved, but not much more than 5 bills for the week! It was spent on her and not as much handed over! A luxury away from home that was an interesting business expense! LOL

It was nice to bang this babe (about 35), a little weathered, but I nice piece! The funny part was, she asked if I wanted to do it again this week! LOL If I want to die of a heart attack it would be a great idea, but I'm no kid anymore!

She was fun, didn't put too many demands on me, and she was a great provider! A fun first for me!

Have fun mongers and I'll chalk this one up for the wild and unusual!

Be Safe! PH

[NorthBound]

http://www.nbc6.net/news/13985800/de...=headlineclick

[Xicculus]

See my review a few posts down, or search for Hollie.

Hey guys. Orlando monger in Miami for a few days.

Anyone have any info on Holly on CL

Thanks,

BB

http://miami.craigslist.org/ers/332710647.html

[Jethro63]

Last week, I was in Miami on business and consulted CL for some companionship. I broke out on my own and risked an unknown. I forgot to save the URL for her posting, and now I can't find it. She showed up to my hotel room about 1 1/2 hours after we first spoke. The rate was discussed by phone. She wanted $$ for an hour or $1. 8/hr for multiple hours. We negotiated on the hour, but she was firm. I think her name was Angie. She was smoking hot. A 9. She was obviously high when she got to my room at around 1am, but it was still a very nice GFE. Sex was fantastic. Every position. Very enthusiastic. Showed me how she could squirt afterwards. Phew.

PM me for digits.

[OasisMan]

Not a newbie and in from out of town. Like the rest of us, looking for some companionship. She caught my eye after seeing her ad. Any reports on her?

When up in the Midwest, let me know if I can help. Thanks.

[Joe Black]

Miami and Fort Lauderdale are one of the top places in the nation for escorts. There are tons of agencies and lots of demand. If you go to CL you going to find like you mention bellow a high number of ads and do to location and flexibility a higher risk, you will find a scam in every corner.

Over all the game is just different, I have seen things from girls running with your money to pimps following you into the room and jacking you, LEO recording everything you are doing from double room.

If you go down there be very careful.

If you need to let me know and I can connect you with some escorts agencies who I have known for years with top of the line service for the same or a little less than what you will find on CL minus the risk.

Joe Black.

Yeah, but it looks like CL is the way to go if you've got the $$. Miami has about 400 ads per day ! Only a tiny fraction could be stings. Probably a much bigger fraction are false pics and other scams. Anyone with experience want to comment ? Maybe eros is more reliable, but also more expensive.

I guess I was just unlucky (or paranoid) on my visit. But that hotel had only 4 cars in the parking lot and 2 of them were police cars !

[Bklyn Born]

Hey guys. Orlando monger in Miami for a few days.
Anyone have any info on Holly on CL

Thanks
BB

http://miami.craigslist.org/ers/332710647.html

[Orlando J]

You did the right thing. Do not regret it. There are lots of other girls. If you did not and it was not a sting. She won't be comfortable and you will leave unsatisfied.
On the other hand, same phone number means many things. It could be the same pimp who does not trust the girls. One of the good girls is in jail and she had customers and she is sending calls to her friends.
I would worry more about rip-off girls rather than stings. Remember, having sex is not a crime.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3280
J

I don't have a lot of experience with CL, but on a recent visit to Miami I found one nice looking black girl who wanted only $100 for incall. Sounded almost too good to be true, but I figured what the heck. As things progressed, several small things didn't quite add up. Her voice sounded like it didn't belong to that picture -- of course, I could be wrong. Plus, in the background were men talking -- though it could have been a loud TV. When I showed up, I had to go through the lobby to her room, not a good exit strategy. Just as I was about to enter the hotel, I noticed a couple police cars. That did it. I chickened out. Later she called me to ask why I didn't show and I explained I smelled a Sting, and she said "I didn't know about those police cars, I'm from out of town" (logic?). But the phone in her ad was a local area code, and I figure her phone was a cell because she obviously used caller ID. I wonder how many Stings are on CL in Miami ?

Another thing I noticed about CL: If I find a nice ad and do a search on the phone number, I find in many cases the same phone is shared by MANY girls. Does this mean scam, bait-N-switch, or what ? Even if it's legit, I would worry about getting the one I want. Maybe they work in shifts ? Anyone know ? I think the best deals on CL are independents who don't advertise too often because they have lots of loyal clients. (I have a little experience with such girls.)

[Snake27]

Yeah, but it looks like CL is the way to go if you've got the $$. Miami has about 400 ads per day ! Only a tiny fraction could be stings. Probably a much bigger fraction are false pics and other scams. Anyone with experience want to comment ? Maybe eros is more reliable, but also more expensive.

I guess I was just unlucky (or paranoid) on my visit. But that hotel had only 4 cars in the parking lot and 2 of them were police cars !