Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[RapidSpender]

Anyone know anything? I hate the new girls that show up on CL and others with no reviews and a local number. Feels like a setup, but I know they got to start somewhere. Only problem is they usually only post for a day or two, which makes me feel like more of a set up. It might be that they just give up becuase of no callers, but they don't realize we're just being safe. Here's the post and a pic. Got it off CV, but she's on CL too.

Hi I'm Ashley, the sexy girl next door you've been fantasizing about! I'm new in town and can't wait to make new friends! I'm 5'5, 120 lbs, with perky 36-Cs, and a face like an angel!

9oh4☏☏61oh☏☏oh148


150 hh 250 hour incall and outcall available


Give me a call, I know we'll have fun! No texts, emails, or blocked numbers! No vulgar language, gentlemen only!

Disclaimer: money exchanged is for time, companionship, and entertainment only! Anything else that may happen is between two adults of legal age and has not been contracted for or promised!

[Sicily]

Same pictures on Madison Wisconsin CL and backpage. And a review someplace says fake pics.

Figured as much. How did you happen to know of the Wisconsin connection?

I was already suspicious because the pic is tgtbt, but another backpage showed her number as being Asian.

Oh well. I would have been allllll over that if she were real and coming here.

[Thirtn]

Decided to try to connect with Carmen again tonight. Last time I posted I thought maybe she was part of an agency.. don't think that's the case but she might fwd her phone to a friend's while she's out of town. My dream was worthwhile but not sure i'll return to the dream. But I've been known to be wrong in the past.

She was softspoken on the phone, nice girl and was willing to come to my location. Couple phone calls to confirm and things were set in motion. The picture from the rear definitely shows her best asset. There was some nervous chatter while we were getting started but in a nice, personable way. Somewhat of a spirited performance bbbj and cfs a few different ways of your liking. She appreciates long term friendships.

PM me for any finer details.

[KingDd]

Was on CL earlier Tuesday. TGTBT, but then again.

Says she is well reviewed on ter, but no luck finding anything on her there.

Also a cursory check of google doesnt bring up anything except for a similar ad in the Naples area last week(back page)(I checked over there too, no joy).

Also, her email was googled and she came up as an Asian in the Philly area(backpage), even tho she says she is (and looks) Latina.

Anyone know?

Same pictures on Madison Wisconsin CL and backpage. And a review someplace says fake pics.

[Manthing]

Haven't been on in a while but I have had some activity. As my buds know, I like the chocolate stuff (so PM me with the goods). Anyways I think that I am addicted to Quest but I can score a new one every week if so desired. Yesterday I wrote a chapter in my upcoming book that went like this..I met up with a Desiree and her partner from Cali at the Ramada Inn (PM for exact on). Both were young and rated 5-7, had them tag team the manthing. While in the process someone knocked on the door, the slim one disengaged suction and went to the door while Desiree continued with the hoover suction. Slim shooed whoever away and they both had me see the stars. All in all Questline has been good to me but it is expensive. Plan on going to Ponys Thur or Fri to have a little fun there.

[Street Seeker]

Thanks for the belly laugh!

Copied this from the Atlanta board.




I would like to share a few observations about CL.

One of my favorite headlines is “HOT BLONDE!!!! COLLAGE CUTTIE!!!” Guess I can cross that “collage” off the list of places I’ll send my "cuttie" little kids.

Any photo other than a blurry, poorly lit shot taken in a cheap motel with a camera phone is fake. An alternative strategy is to find an online picture of the hottest girl imaginable and cut out her face.

The Great Health Spa is running ads with photos of hot looking Asian women that have never been to this country, let alone worked at Great Health Spa.

There are no African-American women on CL, and their skin is never described as black or brown. Instead, the adjectives used to describe their complexion include: ebony, exotic, bi-racial, Indian, Hawaiian, mixed or some form of sweetener – caramel, honey, brown sugar or chocolate.

There are no fat women on CL. Instead, girls that would bust the scale at a freight station are described as thick and juicy, like steaks and peaches.

None of the women on CL ever receive money. Instead, they receive roses, hugs, smiles, kisses or the occasional punch in the mouth from their boyfriend/pimp.

Body parts and fluids are often punctured with punctuation or numbers. Girls want you to fill their t*h*r*o*a*t*s with j!zz, pound their pu22ies, perform gr33k on their a$$es or f@ck the sh#t out of them. My favorite was, “I love @n@l.”

Women described as gorgeous or stunning in their headlines are invariably not so.

Note to girls: you’re not allowed to use the word “upscale” in your ad unless you have all your teeth, you’re under 25, your photo wasn’t taken at Motel 6 and you use proper grammar and spelling.

From what I’ve seen on CL, the abbreviation “BBW” has at least one too many B’s in my view.

My favorite ads are the ones that begin by firmly informing you of all the activities that WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in all caps, followed by lots of EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!! If that’s not a clue to their attitude, I don’t know what is.

A number of ads equate a taste of heaven with a wide open shot of an unattractive girl’s pu$$y. I always thought heaven would taste more like Ben & Jerry’s Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.

Other note to girls: the weight limit for using the phrase “naughty little girl” or “petite spinner” does not top out at 180.

[Sicily]

Was on CL earlier Tuesday. TGTBT, but then again.

Says she is well reviewed on ter, but no luck finding anything on her there.

Also a cursory check of google doesnt bring up anything except for a similar ad in the Naples area last week(back page)(I checked over there too, no joy).

Also, her email was googled and she came up as an Asian in the Philly area(backpage), even tho she says she is (and looks) Latina.

Anyone know?

[Tom Foolery]

I'm sure you guys have seen the posts on CL

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/ers/1008978642.html

And I've emailed them a few times in the past but never took the plunge but recently the urge came on and at the time that was my only option. This was one of the times were they were offering two girls dances and I hadn't had that dream yet so I gave it a shot. I won't go into details here (sorry everybody) but you can PM if you need more information. The short version though is they were okay. Not great, not horrible, certainly not a potentially dangerous situation or anything like that but I do think they're a little on the high side for the dance they do. At a lower price I would probably repeat but only as a last resort. Probably a 6 on the CL scale.

Stay safe everybody

-TF

[RapidSpender]

Just wanted to thank ATL for sharing that last post. Made me laugh after pretty bad time on the strip last Friday. Check the SW section for my post.

[Tom Foolery]

Copied this from the Atlanta board.

I would like to share a few observations about CL.

One of my favorite headlines is “HOT BLONDE!!!! COLLAGE CUTTIE!!!” Guess I can cross that “collage” off the list of places I’ll send my "cuttie" little kids.

Any photo other than a blurry, poorly lit shot taken in a cheap motel with a camera phone is fake. An alternative strategy is to find an online picture of the hottest girl imaginable and cut out her face.

The Great Health Spa is running ads with photos of hot looking Asian women that have never been to this country, let alone worked at Great Health Spa.

There are no African-American women on CL, and their skin is never described as black or brown. Instead, the adjectives used to describe their complexion include: ebony, exotic, bi-racial, Indian, Hawaiian, mixed or some form of sweetener – caramel, honey, brown sugar or chocolate.

There are no fat women on CL. Instead, girls that would bust the scale at a freight station are described as thick and juicy, like steaks and peaches.

None of the women on CL ever receive money. Instead, they receive roses, hugs, smiles, kisses or the occasional punch in the mouth from their boyfriend/pimp.

Body parts and fluids are often punctured with punctuation or numbers. Girls want you to fill their t*h*r*o*a*t*s with j!zz, pound their pu22ies, perform gr33k on their a$$es or f@ck the sh#t out of them. My favorite was, “I love @n@l.”

Women described as gorgeous or stunning in their headlines are invariably not so.

Note to girls: you’re not allowed to use the word “upscale” in your ad unless you have all your teeth, you’re under 25, your photo wasn’t taken at Motel 6 and you use proper grammar and spelling.

From what I’ve seen on CL, the abbreviation “BBW” has at least one too many B’s in my view.

My favorite ads are the ones that begin by firmly informing you of all the activities that WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in all caps, followed by lots of EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!! If that’s not a clue to their attitude, I don’t know what is.

A number of ads equate a taste of heaven with a wide open shot of an unattractive girl’s pu$$y. I always thought heaven would taste more like Ben & Jerry’s Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.

Other note to girls: the weight limit for using the phrase “naughty little girl” or “petite spinner” does not top out at 180.

Who's posting this on the Jax CL?

[XxATLxX]

Copied this from the Atlanta board.




I would like to share a few observations about CL.

One of my favorite headlines is “HOT BLONDE!!!! COLLAGE CUTTIE!!!” Guess I can cross that “collage” off the list of places I’ll send my "cuttie" little kids.

Any photo other than a blurry, poorly lit shot taken in a cheap motel with a camera phone is fake. An alternative strategy is to find an online picture of the hottest girl imaginable and cut out her face.

The Great Health Spa is running ads with photos of hot looking Asian women that have never been to this country, let alone worked at Great Health Spa.

There are no African-American women on CL, and their skin is never described as black or brown. Instead, the adjectives used to describe their complexion include: ebony, exotic, bi-racial, Indian, Hawaiian, mixed or some form of sweetener – caramel, honey, brown sugar or chocolate.

There are no fat women on CL. Instead, girls that would bust the scale at a freight station are described as thick and juicy, like steaks and peaches.

None of the women on CL ever receive money. Instead, they receive roses, hugs, smiles, kisses or the occasional punch in the mouth from their boyfriend/pimp.

Body parts and fluids are often punctured with punctuation or numbers. Girls want you to fill their t*h*r*o*a*t*s with j!zz, pound their pu22ies, perform gr33k on their a$$es or f@ck the sh#t out of them. My favorite was, “I love @n@l.”

Women described as gorgeous or stunning in their headlines are invariably not so.

Note to girls: you’re not allowed to use the word “upscale” in your ad unless you have all your teeth, you’re under 25, your photo wasn’t taken at Motel 6 and you use proper grammar and spelling.

From what I’ve seen on CL, the abbreviation “BBW” has at least one too many B’s in my view.

My favorite ads are the ones that begin by firmly informing you of all the activities that WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in all caps, followed by lots of EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!! If that’s not a clue to their attitude, I don’t know what is.

A number of ads equate a taste of heaven with a wide open shot of an unattractive girl’s pu$$y. I always thought heaven would taste more like Ben & Jerry’s Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.

Other note to girls: the weight limit for using the phrase “naughty little girl” or “petite spinner” does not top out at 180.

[Betterman51]

It was also used by a "Heather" in November who claimed to be a dancer too. She had dark hair in her picture but it was not the same picture as "Kayla" The post on CL (930190589) has long since expired.

pers-996336177@craigslist.org (Daytona)

pers-987712412@craigslist.org (Jacksonville)

The pic of Kayla did seem TGTBT. My quandry is that her pic also shows up in the postings for Class A in Daytona. I've been there a few times and have never seen her.

[JaxJaxFifty]

It was also used by a "Heather" in November who claimed to be a dancer too. She had dark hair in her picture but it was not the same picture as "Kayla" The post on CL (930190589) has long since expired.

Sounds to me you were a LUCKY victim of Bait n Switch. If you search those names and number you gave, you will notice that it has alot of different pics, one or 2 of the pics look TGTBT. In my opinion, I would never see anyone from that number, as I associate that advertising behavior with bait n switch, scam/rip-off, or uncle JL.

[Sicily]

Why didnt you get some pics? Seriously people, take out that cell phone and make believe your closing a business deal as you are making a video of her, then get some caps of said vid and post em.

After all, your idea of "looking great" may not be anyone elses, so show us.

I posted about Kayla/Shannon back on 1/13. Here's one for you. That number, the 685-4990. You know how sometimes you can tell when it's forwarded? Ok, well, I wanted to see her again. Called yesterday, and said, "Shannon? " She responded yes. She had moved from Arlington to Baymeadows/I95, no biggie to me, a lot of them move frequently. Go to the hotel, an upgrade definitely to the one she was at in arlington. One of the nicer ones at the Baymeadows/95 intersection. Go to the door. Knock. Door opens, and a girl that would have fit the SW page on that scale of 6 or 7 answered. Nice body, but not real pretty. Told her she wasn't the one I called, and she said, oh, she's in here. The girl was back in the bathroom getting ready. She came out, looking great, and incredible body, nice fakes, pretty eyes. Asked if I wanted both of them, and I declined. The 1st one said she'd wait in the bathroom, which I've had before in the Rene days, so that didn't bug me. But here's the kicker. It was NOT the girl I had back on the 13th! Same phone number, different girl. Agency? I don't think so, there was no representation of that. One Ben for the 1/2, and yes, she was well worth it. Some stretch marks on her belly from obviously having a c-section, but she still looked great, and was very talented. But I'm still confused how I got two different, nice bodies, a week apart, on the same number. Confusing.

Be safe!

[RapidSpender]

I posted about Kayla/Shannon back on 1/13. Here's one for you. That number, the 685-4990. You know how sometimes you can tell when it's forwarded? Ok, well, I wanted to see her again. Called yesterday, and said, "Shannon? " She responded yes. She had moved from Arlington to Baymeadows/I95, no biggie to me, a lot of them move frequently. Go to the hotel, an upgrade definitely to the one she was at in arlington. One of the nicer ones at the Baymeadows/95 intersection. Go to the door. Knock. Door opens, and a girl that would have fit the SW page on that scale of 6 or 7 answered. Nice body, but not real pretty. Told her she wasn't the one I called, and she said, oh, she's in here. The girl was back in the bathroom getting ready. She came out, looking great, and incredible body, nice fakes, pretty eyes. Asked if I wanted both of them, and I declined. The 1st one said she'd wait in the bathroom, which I've had before in the Rene days, so that didn't bug me. But here's the kicker. It was NOT the girl I had back on the 13th! Same phone number, different girl. Agency? I don't think so, there was no representation of that. One Ben for the 1/2, and yes, she was well worth it. Some stretch marks on her belly from obviously having a c-section, but she still looked great, and was very talented. But I'm still confused how I got two different, nice bodies, a week apart, on the same number. Confusing.

Be safe!

Sounds to me you were a LUCKY victim of Bait n Switch. If you search those names and number you gave, you will notice that it has alot of different pics, one or 2 of the pics look TGTBT. In my opinion, I would never see anyone from that number, as I associate that advertising behavior with bait n switch, scam/rip-off, or uncle JL.