Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[DallasGator]

That's her.

Good deal. She emailed me some pics, and she was better looking than i expected. Thanks for conferming.

[Tom Foolery]

Sorry, I'll start bringing this up in future posts and I forgot to mention it about Noelle but she is a smoker so if that isn't your thing you might want to avoid.

[Tom Foolery]

Is that Heather Elise?

That's her.

[DallasGator]

Enjoying a rare three day weekend, and probably the last bonus check I'll see for some time, and figured I'd take another one for the team. Here's the CL ad copied off of BP:

Not FS but a good BBBJ for. 75. Nice girl and I'd recommend if that's all you're looking for but if you're after more I'd go elsewhere. Hopefully she turns the corner. As always, friends PM for details.

Is that Heather Elise?

[Sicily]

Maybe it's me but I prefer what I got around noon today. Her mouth and hand were in opposite positions to a rusty trombone. Call me "old-fashioned"

Ok, you're old fashioned. Thats is, as much old fashioned as you can be while getting a hummer and a prostate exam.

Still, if one can get a rusty trombone, then one should get it. I dont think it is so much as a guy not requesting it as it is a guy just not being able to get it .

[JaxJaxFifty]

Maybe it's me but I prefer what I got around noon today. Her mouth and hand were in opposite positions to a rusty trombone. Call me "old-fashioned"

I think you know what it is, so dont be coy Roy. lol

[Tom Foolery]

Enjoying a rare three day weekend, and probably the last bonus check I'll see for some time, and figured I'd take another one for the team. Here's the CL ad copied off of BP:

I have open appointments all week during the day. Email me to set up a time and place. I do not have a location so I will come to you. 150 for a half hour 225 for a full hour

DISCLAIMER: " This ad is for LEGAL SERVICES such as (MASSAGE, MODELING & ENTERTAINMENT) Donations are for time & companionship ONLY! IF anything else should occur it is between two or more consenting adults of legal age and is not part of this agency's services or agreements with its providers. THIS IS NOT AN OFFER FOR PROSTITUTION "

Not FS but a good BBBJ for. 75. Nice girl and I'd recommend if that's all you're looking for but if you're after more I'd go elsewhere. Hopefully she turns the corner. As always, friends PM for details.

[Tom Foolery]

If anyone does decide to toftt I'd be real interested to know how it went and if she has any friends. When I saw her at wackos she was imo not the best looking girl for me there at the time so I never took her to the vip (had black curtains at the time) but she always said hi and tried to get dances out of me. Guess she's worth it if she lowers or throws in the trombone.

Mattin Jax

I TOFTT on Noelle for $$. I had a good time and would recommend although I didn't try for the Rusty Trombone (sorry Sicily). As always friends can PM for details

TF

[Alex9990]

If anyone does decide to toftt I'd be real interested to know how it went and if she has any friends. When I saw her at wackos she was imo not the best looking girl for me there at the time so I never took her to the vip (had black curtains at the time) but she always said hi and tried to get dances out of me. Guess she's worth it if she lowers or throws in the trombone.

Mattin Jax

I've been to Wacko's a lot lately, but never had Noelle yet. It's always been, Autumn, Nicole or Haley lately. All are receptive to partying but not necessarily take out directly from the club.

[Ctblakmandingo]

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/ers/952184932.html

Anyone seen her?

[Sir Loin]

If you haven't had a rusty trombone yet, you don't know what you've been depriving yourself from.

I actually had one in my car last week, she BBBJ w/s to finish me off, which was a surprised, because she had a couple of paper towels waiting in her hand I thought she was just going to catch it. I heard dixieland jazz in my head the whole time I got it

LOL

[JaxJaxFifty]

Thank you Tom Foolery and sorry to disappoint you Sicily. Just goes to show that some people (ME) can be 58 and still naive about "foreign languages". I even looked at "abbreviations" and didn't find it so I believe Jackson is at least partly at fault.

Rusty Trombone - This refers to anyone giving a rim job to man from behind while reaching around and stroking their dick in a trombone playing motion.

[Sicily]

Is a "rusty trombone" a reference to trailerpark trash where the iron content of the well-water exceeds EPA limits?

I think you know what it is, so dont be coy Roy. lol

[Mattin Jax]

If anyone does decide to toftt I'd be real interested to know how it went and if she has any friends. When I saw her at wackos she was imo not the best looking girl for me there at the time so I never took her to the vip (had black curtains at the time) but she always said hi and tried to get dances out of me. Guess she's worth it if she lowers or throws in the trombone.

Mattin Jax

[Tom Foolery]

BTW, is a "rusty trombone" a reference to trailerpark trash where the iron content of the well-water exceeds EPA limits?

Rusty Trombone - This refers to anyone giving a rim job to man from behind while reaching around and stroking their dick in a trombone playing motion.