Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Down Low** · 02-27-15 21:19

And herein lies the usefulness of this site: thanks for TOFTT and saving me $70. Thanks, guys!

**Mrchipholte** · 02-26-15 11:57

Originally Posted by DownLow [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on an indy masseuse named Cher from Waterbury who posts on CL for an hour with HE for $70?

Yes, this is the lady I reviewed but screwed up and put it in the meriden section. She thinks she does an ok massage and even talks about how the landlord cancelled his chiropractor or something to get a massage from her once a month. In reality she applies lotion with one hand as she sits down next to you on her bed. She is so weak and decrepit, I don't think she could do a good job even if she tried. She is gross, her appt is gross, I could not get out of there fast enough. Hopefully cigarette smoke is antibacterial. I wanted to scrub myself with bleach afterwards.

Problem is she puts a different ad up like everytime. Sometimes ends with "assageM".

I will be avoiding waterbury all together.

**FrankinCT** · 02-26-15 09:57

Avoid, Avoid Avoid.

Dirty ass apartment, ugly and old and a honorably bad massage.

I found her post and sent an email, she replied and send a couple pics, they were not the best but I thought for 70 I would give it a try.

Got the address and headed over, should have left but I was feeling adventurous so I went in, and thinking it could not get worse, well I was wrong, the room was disgusting and she was very hard to look at, but again for some fucked up reason I still stayed.

She then started with the massage, the whole time saying that she was in school and going to open a studio when she finishes, that will never happen as I have never had such a bad massage, she was using such little lotion that she was like pulling hairs out while she rubbed my back to the point I had to have her stop and move to my legs.

Well at the flip she asked if I waned hand or oral, I went for the hand as I really was disgusted with the whole idea and she had zero sex appeal, I just kept my eyes closed and grabbed her boobs and thought about any place but were I was to pop and get out of there.

I really can't believe I went that low, why can't there be any attractive girls that want to give a good erotic body rub, I had a few up in Montreal that in my mind where better then sex, a hot girl that oozed sex appeal and made the whole hour erotic with an amazing finish. Here is one place http://www.elegancemassage.com/site/girls.php?flag=1

Connecticut really sucks.

Originally Posted by DownLow [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on an indy masseuse named Cher from Waterbury who posts on CL for an hour with HE for $70?

**Down Low** · 02-25-15 12:47

Does anyone have any info on an indy masseuse named Cher from Waterbury who posts on CL for an hour with HE for $70?

**Garthy** · 12-13-06 01:06

You DO want to be a cunning linguist, don't you?

In CL, the following words are coded:

Petite = FAT
Slim = FAT
Athletic = FAT
Curvy = FATTER
BBW = OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING FAT FAT FAT FAT

Now you know the scoop...

**Rideslow** · 12-12-06 12:55

Hey guys,

Long time reader and user of great information, first time poster. I'm sure if I read back through the archives, I would have picked up on this one. Ad in CL: BBW in Wtby. Stay away guys, dirty house, just frkn nasty and lousy service.

**Eastcoasterbub** · 11-27-06 22:39

Originally Posted by Steel Blue

Outworlder yes you have the Jasmine that I spent some time with. Her ad is very true, she is tite! In comparrision I liked her body better than Kat or Lilly. I do not know her well enough yet on the personality and dependability side. If I had my choice say all three were lined up ready to go and for some reason I couldn't do all of them them I would definately go with Jasmine. That is unless Kat had someone with her to do a three some with, lol.

Doctornot you found annother Jasmine, totally different. The funny thing is that I thought I made a date with the 31 yr old Jasmine. My bad that turned into something good when the 19 yr old showed up.

I am supposed to see the older Jasmine today but I am drained from a big weekend. Plainville Jasmine has large boobs from the picture she sent....

As for Kat, yes it is definately a pain sometimes dealing with her BUT when things click it allways is a good time.

Hey how's about someone else out there finding something new and sharing....

Steel Blue

Check out the "CT Other Areas" post from one of our colleagues re: a bust in Plainville. Use caution. Will be curious about the report if you get to her first! I probably won't be out having fun for another week or so, sadly.

**Member #3948** · 11-27-06 12:43

Outworlder yes you have the Jasmine that I spent some time with. Her ad is very true, she is tite! In comparrision I liked her body better than Kat or Lilly. I do not know her well enough yet on the personality and dependability side. If I had my choice say all three were lined up ready to go and for some reason I couldn't do all of them them I would definately go with Jasmine. That is unless Kat had someone with her to do a three some with, lol.

Doctornot you found annother Jasmine, totally different. The funny thing is that I thought I made a date with the 31 yr old Jasmine. My bad that turned into something good when the 19 yr old showed up.

I am supposed to see the older Jasmine today but I am drained from a big weekend. Plainville Jasmine has large boobs from the picture she sent....

As for Kat, yes it is definately a pain sometimes dealing with her BUT when things click it allways is a good time.

Hey how's about someone else out there finding something new and sharing....

Steel Blue

**Eastcoasterbub** · 11-27-06 10:13

Originally Posted by Outworlder

Young Tight College Student Blonde/blue 100lbs [In-Calls] - w4m - 19

Reply to: pers-239592330@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-25, 8:34AM EST

I'm a very cute 19 year old student named jasmine, I have blode hair and blue eyes, and a tight youg teenage body, I'm looking for genourous gentleman that would like to have a good time today/tonight.
Just trying to raise money for school and life. this is my first time doing anytthing like this but I'm very sexual I'm game for just about everything except anal.

...

Could this be Steels' Jasmin Experience?! I've tried emailing this weekend, but no response. Plus, the next dayon Craigslist, I saw an ad for young tight 19yr old for $200 & a phone # I tried but no response(860-575-0100).

And it's worth noting that there is another Jasmine, 30 (or maybe 31) who recently started posting. Brown hair, supposedly 36D-28-25, higher priced, looking for a few regulars. Anybody have any info on this one before I TOFTT?

**Outworlder** · 11-27-06 09:53

Young Tight College Student Blonde/blue 100lbs [In-Calls] - w4m - 19

Reply to: pers-239592330@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-25, 8:34AM EST

I'm a very cute 19 year old student named jasmine, I have blode hair and blue eyes, and a tight youg teenage body, I'm looking for genourous gentleman that would like to have a good time today/tonight.
Just trying to raise money for school and life. this is my first time doing anytthing like this but I'm very sexual I'm game for just about everything except anal.

there are 200+ reasons you wont be dissapointed

email me a telephone number so we can get to know eachother, and set-up time and place to meet.

Could this be Steels' Jasmin Experience?! I've tried emailing this weekend, but no response. Plus, the next dayon Craigslist, I saw an ad for young tight 19yr old for $200 & a phone # I tried but no response(860-575-0100).

Hey, Steel, how would you rate her compared to Jennifer, Kat, Lilly & all the rest on the SW scene.

Outworlder

PS like Steel says Kat is out with a new # & some new girls in her stable; She sounded eager to please, but everytime something just comes up; I guess that is the way she is & you have to be patient with her.

**Member #3948** · 11-12-06 17:07

That is the Kat I have been talking about. She is more Itilian looking than Spanish. She also told me she was going to Fla. Call her and see what the deal is. Keep in mind she is sometimes a flake when it comes to breaking dates.

Steel Blue

**The Novice** · 11-12-06 13:55

Another Kat posting on CL, this time 35yo not 23yo. Any of you seasoned members know of Kat seeking to expand her market share?

http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/233544924.html

TN

**Stoner** · 08-06-06 15:16

Since I have nothing but a pic from this one, I'd say Kat in Water is better. The one in the pic is done up a bit, and taking photos. Strip that away, and, imo, I'd go with Waterbury.

Steel...can you still get a hold of her? Her number is down again. LOL.

**Garthy** · 08-06-06 00:20

Yep-- there is a last hope for the Waterbury boys. PM for details.

**Member #3948** · 08-04-06 22:35

Rock Star is way better than Peeka Boos, atmosphere quality and quantity of women.

Kat in Waterbury is a different looking type of woman than the picture of the Kat in NY. Less curvy and lighter skinned also smaller. Who can say who is better. It all depends upon your tastes.

Steel Blue