Streetwalker Reports

[So Ill Bill]

I am not going to say I told you so, but I told you so. I may be full of shit and a prick most of the time, but when it comes to reporting on these street girls I don't pull any punches bro. I will even give a bad report on my favorites, if that's what they deserve. See report on Renee and Lemay Laura for instance. I am not so hardcore to think that people don't have bad days and I am sure that if you're sucking cock for a living, most days are bad. I will give some another chance and will report when they make up for their stupidity. What I can't believe is that she keeps using the same name, wtf? That shows how fucking ignorant she really is, and come on guys, we can outsmart this biatch and her little OG wannabe boys. For the price of a crack rock or a bindle they can be reduced to the groveling scum of the earth that they are. Be warned that the little wiggers do keep ball bats stashed nearby and in the big picture we have a lot more to lose in a confrontation than they do, thus the bounty is on, period. Although I am 100% confident in my ability to kick any of their asses and I am pretty sure I could take on more than one, they are like dogs and run in packs. No fucking jobs, no fucking lives, so a few nights in the slammer is probably a much needed break for them and 3 squares. If you do decide to take matters into your own hands, come big or don't come at all as they say and do it quick and be gone. The quickest way to the county is straight down Broadway and unless in pursuit, StLPD will not cross the line. From what I hear they were brawling with bats right out on Penn on Saturday night. If I see her again and it seems I will, cause this broad is bold, I am going to roll up on her and take her pic and post it on here for you guys. I have a little something for them boys if need be, but really it is her who is doing this and the last one ran from me like the punk he is. The revenge will be sweet my brothers, just be patient and don't worry, these things take time and the planets will align on her ass soon enough. If any chick on Penn besides Ashley says they have a place to go it is bullshit my friends, trust me, I may not know much, but I do know Pennsylvania like the back of my hand. I lived just south of Carondelet Park for 8 years and I have been rolling that stroll for over 15 years. I let my guard down and it will not happen again, be wiser than me my brothers cause the $ don't mean shit. It's the embarassment and the ego beating that is the worst. I have yet to see any UC stings down there and I am beginning to doubt that they are real, but if it's TGTBT then you know, it really is. There aren't any roses in the pile boys and if it smells like shit it is.

Lay low,

Bill

Watch out for a WSW on penn named Rebecca. She will rip you off. Will tell you of going to her grandmothers place being rehabbed. Takes the money and runs. Was thinking with the wrong brain.

[Charger 395]

I have been a member of this forum for over a year, and appologixe for not posting more often. I did do a review on Niki from CL in March.

Anyway, reading the posts from all especially the Senior members may have saved me some drama.

Last nite 12:30am Sun/Mon cruised down Rock Rd from 67 eastbound. Just past QT on north side I see a WSW walking westbound. I pulled a you and pull up next to her, there is absolutley no traffic on Rock Rd. I roll dn pass window & say "Hi, you need a ride? . She says "no, but I am working, so if you wana do somthin, we can". I say sure get in. She says " just turn around & go to the apartments at the first street on left" street is Geraldine. I'll meet you there. Right away I'm thinkin, she won't get in the car, bad sign.

So naturally I do a you & go to the apartments at Geraldine, I pull up tp the lot/parking area & stop. Then I see a hispanic looking guy come to the top of steps to 2nd floor & he's waiving at me & yelling, "hey man, she'll be right here just come on up". Then I just drove away & continued east on Rock Rd.

I thought it unusual to see a WSW that far west on RKRD from Woodson. She was about 5'7" 130lb straight blonde hair about mid back, I'm guessing she was in her mid 30s, looked at little like Daryll Hanna, has tight jeans & white sweater, guessing 34B, body was pretty hot.

Anybody know of this girl? I think I might have avoided a bust, a robery or worse.

So I continue my treck eat on RkRd to S. On Woodson to E on Page to N on Pennsylvania to Rk Rd to MLK to Grand & back with absolutly nothing.

Thanks for reading.

Be safe,

Charger

[So Ill Bill]

Or this day would have been a complete loss. My Skins were hapless, the Cards are showing chinks in the armor and I keep pitching shutout after shutout. Cruised all the SS strolls early, early this morning and nothing again. Not even a nibble of course until after I call Donna and swing by Dave's and pick her up. Then, on my way to my spot we see a new one to me walking on Koeln and Donna noticed me rubber neckin' and said that is Ginger, we were locked up together. A little homely but shapely from what I could see in the dark and "NEW", to me anyway. She's on my radar screen though, maybe next time. Great service from Donna of course, she is getting better at it or maybe just learning what I like, now there's a novel concept for ya'. Total damage was .30 and she was happy to get it and as you know she needed it. After I drop her back off, I roll north on Bway and just as the sun is coming up I see Shauna walking, freshly showered with her little pooch bared and swinging that hot little ass, damnit I think I may forgive her for beatin' up on Ce Ce, anyway was done for the morning and she didn't see me I don't think, so I kept on going quick like until I get to work. Either the crack is not good these days or these chicks are so smacked out that they can't stay up all night. You guys are hookin' 'em up during the night while your daddy sleeps, me thinks, lol. Maybe they're all just stacking $ to avoid Collier, our favorite "protect and serve" Distict One prick. No regrets though, pressure relieved and also got to widen the bounty net a little.

Is it just me, or are Cris and Al a real boner killer after Faith rocks my world? Oh well, Go Bears! Take it sleazy gents.

Lay low,

Bill

[Bcrazydog1]

Watch out for a WSW on penn named Rebecca. She will rip you off. Will tell you of going to her grandmothers place being rehabbed. Takes the money and runs. Was thinking with the wrong brain.

[Bes12]

We all owe Bill and LO a big thanks.

They work hard for all of us.

Sloppy

Knucklebuck too. I don't plan on ever trying to pick up a street girl but I love to read these stories, they are so interesting.

Kind of reminds me of one of my favorite TV shows, The Wire.

[Knucklebuck]

Hit the South side around 9:30 this evening. I had gotten the "back on the scene" VM from Jen as well but she really wasn't on my list for tonight.

Stroller girl left me a VM but damned if she wasn't calling from another girl's phone and saying "Hey...this is my phone now." Weird...anyway, made some circuits and nothing shaking so I make the call to Nikki. Profit Consumer answers and says they're chillin in a different area and that she'll be ready when I get there. Standard deal and I took her back wondering if I'm ever gonna see this girl when's she's freshly showered and smelling good. Cause damned if every time it just smells like she never has clean clothes. No body order...just stale.

Well...one down and debating whether I should call Lemay Laura...or Jen. Held fast on the boycott list and made some loops. Ventured on to Penn and complete traffic jam. Nothing going on Grand again. I'm tooling down Virginia from Meramec and spot this dark haired gal with nice body walking towards Osceola. I wave, she waves and it's on. I was a little hesitant as this chick had this pissed off expression, but her body was smoking.

I tried to go around the block, got caught in a dead end alley...finally caught up with her on Osceola. I turn down a side street and hope that she saw me and catches up. She walks up to the ride the whole time she's on the phone. Then she stands outside the ride for about 3 mins jabbering and arguing with someone on the other end. Both me and lil' Buck are debating whether to bolt but my curiosity got the best of me. Finally hangs up the phone and opens the door...first thing out of her mouth "you ain't the Po-lice are you?"

"No baby, get in!" Now I don't know how jacked up my eyes were due to darkness or the Viagra I took, but for fucking fuck's sake this chick was cute. Name was Jennifer and she said she's usually not on the street. I told her didn't think so cause I woulda remembered a dark haired hottie like you.

Well we find an alley and she goes to work. Not bad bbbj, but it was the ass that was smoking. She had on these panties...imagine a g-string but with a bunch of horizontal strings. She finished, spit and apologized for not swallowing. All in all, she even had a nice personality...must admit I have not been this stoked since meeting Formerly Good Ashley for the first time. She had no digits right now, but gave her mine and even after I dropped her off...I was looking for her 10 mins later wondering if she was a figment of my imagination. Didn't find her again...bummer.

More driving...more empty streets. Other Jen, who I'll refer to as Blonde Jen...got me on the phone and I let her coax lil' Buck for his third nut of the night. Viagra was still working and was tempted to score a fourth...but by 1am the cops were swarming the streets.

[Observer314]

Despite what I said in the last post about staying away from friendship in the lower stroll, nothing says you can't enjoy a beer while sight-seeing. Since the Public Market park was full of classic rides, I headed to a couple rest stops, including Slo-Tom's. What a dead end place! About six people, half of them asleep, along with off-duty barkeep Michelle and on-duty barkeep Bridgette. Fellers: Bridgette. Is she post-op, a really different-looking chick, a guy with good make-up skills and some fakies, or what? I couldn't look away, but I couldn't make out what I was seeing, either. Seriously, some of you have to pop by there and I'm so wondering.

O314

[Observer314]

Staying away from meeting friends on the lower stroll, even if it's superstition. Action's certainly there on Jeff, so swept by and saw a redhead on the porch of The Hotel. Called the reception desk and got busy signals, then a clerk, who patched me through to Tammy. She said she's the redhead and would be happy to meet up. Gave an hour timeframe to call back. Which I did, only to get busy signals again, then a pimp, then Tammy, who said she had to finish the dishes. Seriously, boys, could we make this stuff up? She wanted 10 minutes, then another call, then her pick-up. Tried one more call and bagged it after the busy signal and here's why: when we first talked, she kept asking exact spots where our friendship could happen. And since I've known tenants at the Jefferson Boarding House before, I do have a preferred spot and having named it, I suddenly imagined an associate of hers arriving there at the same time as us. Maybe paranoia, but it was TMI that I had to provide here an too many calls. BTW, this is Tammy Y, not Tammy C, for those keeping score.

O314

[Teddyb699]

p.s. Oh man, almost forgot. Saw this dark haired gal at Lynch and Jefferson acting a fool, waving her arms and trying to get a date. Kind of a belly on her, tall, shoulder length dark hair. ...

I bolted out of there, changed my mind and went back. Girl had walked up Jefferson and was back down by Lynch. I looked closer this time and almost fucking positive it was Tammy Curtner.

I just saw her tonight, walking just past Arsenal. Thought she looked like Dawn, from behind, with that long dark hair. Was going to take another look but noticed one car turning to the left and another going right - ie the race was already on between two other mongers.

[Sloppy Seconds]

We all owe Bill and LO a big thanks.

They work hard for all of us.

Sloppy

[Scuuze]

Did the SS stroll run from about 9-11pm Saturday. Stayed mainly on Penn. Didn"t see any LEO or decoys. Saw about 7 wsw on Penn. Ended up with a nice cutie named Crystal.Made connections at the Shell station while she was buying cigs. Said she was from Chi town and was leaving Sunday afternoon.

Scuuze

[So Ill Bill]

I guess Jennifer's back from retirement. Did anybody else get a call from her yesterday? I usally don't have my monger phone with me at work, so when I got home. She left 2 msgs. She sounded pretty desperate, no purse, no money, 1 shoe. Then the 2nd msgs, she was mad I hadn't called her right back. "WTFF". I left her a "wish you well" msg last month when she retired, and hadn't heard shit from her till yesterday. I would have called her back before I heard the 2nd msg. I think she needs some time to think about it.

I deleted her digits like 5 seconds after hearing that fucked up message. I was never part of her drug past, I just liked her sucking my cock. I was freakin' offended by it, lol.

Lay low,

Bill

[So Ill Bill]

Man the talent has dried up on the SS my friends. Did another 2 full laps this morning and only saw old haggard ho Cindy in front of the house. I would go celibate first. This afternoon wasn't much better, saw 1 he-she on chippewa and a couple of misc. BSW's around the horn, but nothing for me. There was a car show behind the South Public Market today and I swear they all looked like hoes to me, what with their short shorts and big racks, so I figure I am looking way too hard. Lot of action and a lot of LEO down that way. Finally ran into a couple of friends to be un-named in this post cause I knew the situation would present itself soon and it did. One of our friends was tweaking pretty bad and the other was illing so I forked over .30 to each to get well and the you know what is on my brothers. Call it paying it forward if you will and don't go making any assumptions because it prob isn't who you think it is. Pay back is a b**ch and revenge is sweet. It will happen and I will let y'all know when it does. I still propose the 1 finger salute to the members of our growing list of rip off hoes who don't deserve our hard earned money and kindness. To recap:

1. Nikki, lower Penn stroll, takes people behind the SC bank and does the dash. Has a butterfly tatoo on her neck.

2. Rebecca, young brunette on Penn with crude ink and a classic SS look, like maybe Momma and Poppa were related. Hangs with the wiggers that sit on the stoops between Robert and Nagel on the west side of Pennsylvania and stare at every car that goes by like it may be their long lost and never before seen Daddy. She tries to take you to the alley behind there and get you in the garage.

3. Kristi / Christy of the Tyrone pimpdom fame with the $ tat above her snatch and a monkey the size of King fucking Kong on her back. Left one of our friends outside the dope man's house and called and demanded double.

4. "Good" Ashley from New Orleans who used to be a black haired southern beauty and now is a skank ass H ho with no problems ripping a guy off who extends a helping hand.

These (inset the "C" word here)s are scum of the earth and deserve all and everything that comes their way. So come on now boys, join me in throwing your middle finger in the air and saying hey, hey! Blow your horn and even wave some cash at 'em that they can't have. The bounty is only for the first two and I didn't have a freakin' thing to do with it, I'm just sayin'.

Still nothing but Laura so far this weekend and speaking of the devil she is blowing me up right now. Once a week is enough of her, for this fat bastard, wink LO, and I will hit it again in the morning and maybe try to use some new digits provided by a very good friend. Thanks again bro. Tiger was awesome today and Franklin yanked his meat. Such is life. Later guys.

Lay low,

Bill

P.S.: I did see 2 black lesbos making out on a bus stop bench yesterday on Jefferson up close to 44. That was a first for me and I was disturbingly aroused by it, lol.

[Richiboone]

I am off to dodge johnny and juke and jive my way through the treacherous SS right now boys, wish me luck. BTW, you absolutely cannot let the Viagra go to waste, my fucking insurance will only cover 4 a month and it still costs me $50.00. They won't cover my daily Cialis at all, so I doubt I will be refilling that much at $135.00 for 30. I needs me some Obama Care pronto, so you guys can pay for my boner pills, LOL.

Bill

You crack me up, man!

[Richiboone]

Yes, I know, but that's how she spells it. Saw her walking south along Ohio between Meramec and Broadway a few days ago. Just had had my pipe cleaned so I was headed home but gave her a ride anyway. Took her to the McDs where she was meeting someone and got digits.

She had a nice open face with light brown hair worn up. Probably it would reach her shoulders. Outgoing, well-spoken. Pear -shaped chassis.

Called and met her Friday. She was willing for the 15 & 5. On the way to the hidey hole had her just reach across with her left hand to play with the tip. She's upbeat and open.

When we got there I had her lower her stretch pants and put a towel under her. I'm a cheap bastard who gets a lot for my money. If I don't then there is no next time for the girl. Well I like to get them off first. I just like it, plus it's a tip for her – in advance. Also it gets me a more enthusiastic performance.

(Some guys provide Reese's cups, or gum, or red bull. I supply an O. Can't do this all the time for a host of reasons, but I try.)

My fingers do the work. She's easy to please.

So now it's my turn. Tell her I like attention to the bag so down there she goes. Spends a little time there then back to the basic. Tell her I like more bag so she gets there and spends as much time as I want sucking and licking. Sucks in one of my buddies then the other. Think she may have had both for a while. Goes deep underneath and I hold her there a while. Think she would have done the basso negro if I had pushed her further down.

No rush. No fuss. And she makes sure she catches it all, even coming back for the slow arrival. Guess she spit, don't remember. Don't care.

Well this girl doesn't have Anna's skills but she is willing to learn and enthusiastic. (And Anna is in the pokey, I guess.) In fact, afterwards she even mentions she learned something new and said she was pleased about that.

Top notch attitude throughout.: 10, Face: 7, Body: 5, Technique: 6

Gave her the 5 at the end by letting her change a 20. (Let's see if this is all a big act. Will she try to bolt?) She handed me the whole 20 in change. I gave her 10 instead of the promised 5.

Keeping her digits private (for now). If you catch her tell her Richi wants to keep her to himself for a while.

The word is out to lay low. I don't have enough numbers that work to do that entirely but I will be enjoying a little less variety than usual. Maybe I'll look north.

TTFN

Richi