Strip Club Reports

**McNutties** · 01-03-19 15:53

Will be in Austin in two weeks for a bachelor party. From the reports recently looks like we will likely hit up Palazio (for the variety) then likely hit up XTC (for the loose morals and extras).

If there is a third priority then maybe Ricks Cabaret if we have time that weekend and still have money to blow.

Thought about trying to book some strippers for our penthouse. But been there done that before and I would say normally is not the same girl and then there is the whole money upfront such. May try to see if any Palazio or XTC girls can be booked after meeting and testing the goods.

**NewCleve** · 11-09-18 10:54

Originally Posted by Country901 [View Original Post]

Looking for advice in Austin TX. I'm going to be there Sunday night and would like to know the best club to go to. Also pm with details. Tipping and what to expect in VIP.

Will report back next week.

Thanks guys.

What the hell happened on this board? Why were 7 months of posts deleted? I was here in May and the board was pretty active then.

**LurkingDog** · 11-05-18 19:26

Was visiting Austin for business and decided to hit up this club. It was a Friday evening. This is a large, upscale club -- a main stage with a pole and then two side stages each with poles as well. The dancer dance a two song set at each pole (six dances total) and most are topless by the end of the first and stay they way for the last 5 dances. The drinks are not cheap -- To whit, a vodka and cranberry for a dancer and a Corona for me was $21.00! The $10 cover is reasonable. There were probably 40 dancers there by the time I left at 2330 - there were probably 12-15 when I got there at 2000 and at both times there were more dancers than "patrons". The lap dances are topless, $20 each on couches that are in full view of the patrons of the main room. They have VIP "Cabanas" which are booths that in which there is a single couch and the opening is covered with a relatively translucent curtain. They were not busy at all during my visit and price-wise, they honestly don't seem to be the way to go. The dancers were most all quite attractive (7's to 10's for you number guys) and there was a sufficient variety for nearly any interest and taste. As always, YMMV, and for those who need it, I seriously doubt ITC "extras" are likely (given the set up) but if you have the funds, I can't imagine anyone not having a great time here.

LD.

**McNutties** · 10-30-18 15:28

Thanks for the reports. Very helpful. Sounds like XTC will be the first place on the list then maybe Rick's. Anyone been to Palazio? Seen some reviews saying they have the most girls on the weekends. Also saw a 2 year old report from Yellow Rose saying good things. Is that still the case now?

**Meat Wad** · 10-29-18 22:57

Originally had planned to go to P10 North but saw chicas bonitas only had a $5 cover charge so figured if it was as bad I had read I could always drive up to Round Rock after one drink. I read they try to hit you with a hidden $10 parking charge if you park in the lot near by so I parked on a residential street right behind there and sure enough dude just assumed I parked in their lot because I walked up and tries to hassle me about the $10. Went around 5 as I read its the best time since the dancers are more likely to be tipsy and desperate to earn something before night shift comes in. There was a great ratio of ladies to customers but some of them looked real busted or were just flat out heffers. Luckily there were enough 6 and 7's to keep me intrigued. Not long after getting a drink a light skinned, tatted, older Cuban comes up and asks if I want a dance. Face is about a 4 but the body a 6 and if I've learned anything is that Cuban dancers tend to offer more so I say not yet but spark up a conversation with her to get the lay of the land. Find out dances out in the open are just 10 and private dances are 25. Once I ask about private dances she quickly starts feeling on me outside my shorts and asks again if I'm ready. I stall so she then reaches through my shorts to feel me up some more. Sadly I wore underwear that day. After a few minutes of this, then her grinding on me, and me feeling on her ass we make our way back. We're the only ones back there so she doesn't even hesitate bringing my junk out and going to town with her hand. 2 songs later I get a hjtc with lk and NE for only 60 and that's because I have her a $10 tip. She gives me her digits and if I remember correctly its 150 for FS and 200 for OTC. Wound up getting a 10 dance from another Cuban who had a better face but not as thick and no tattoos. She did let me know if I wanted "sexo" it was only 100. Got another private dance by a Mexican looking chick who was covered in tatts and thick in all the right places. She did let me suck on her big titts and her grinding skills were nice but I didn't get the impression she takes things any further. She gave me her # but I'm sure it's only to let me know what days she's working.

**PanchSez** · 10-29-18 08:29

Originally Posted by PanchSez [View Original Post]

Visited at noon last Friday, I usually go in the day and always have a good time. Always a cover charge, less in the day. It's slow then but usually some girls are already there. I usually BYOB to save $ and watch the dancers and tip a couple bucks after they get naked for the first half hour or so. The dancers usually come by your table after their set and ask if they can sit or go straight to "you want a dance. " I say later and they usually leave. Many girls are Latin, from Cuba and South America, and most are pretty hot but their English is not very good, or they pretend so.

When I'm ready for a lap dance I get the VIP room bracelet - $20. When the girls see it they come back around. YMMV in the VIP but I usually get pretty good lap dances-$20 each with lots of roaming hands both ways. Dances are done in high back chairs in little booths. Some booths are hidden better than others where more action happens. When its hot outside I wear shorts and hands usually find their way up my shorts to play with the boys on the first song. It usually gets better each song with FIV and a little head. I've never done more than a discrete BJ by the third song and finished happy with a CIM and a spit and a tip.

Some girls are really aggressive and want $ or $$ for play in VIP, it's a hustle. Just say no. Some will play OTC, I call the lap dances auditions and had a couple of favorites. For me it's the quest for new girls that interests me so I don't keep them for long. Best extras in Austin.

Forgot to say this is for XTC. My favorite.

**PanchSez** · 10-29-18 08:27

Originally Posted by PanchSez [View Original Post]

I go during the day. Lots of girls and lots variety. Only topless with some roaming hands during dances but in a discrete lapdance area you can get an accidental peek of the kitty and a wet finger.

Sorry, I forgot to say this is Rick's.

**PanchSez** · 10-28-18 20:06

Go during happy hour. No cover, cheap beer and good food. Not really a lap dance place but pretty, friendly girls. I've gotten lap dances on a padded bench opposite the stage, very open, and YMMV.

**PanchSez** · 10-28-18 19:57

I go during the day. Lots of girls and lots variety. Only topless with some roaming hands during dances but in a discrete lapdance area you can get an accidental peek of the kitty and a wet finger.

**PanchSez** · 10-28-18 19:52

Visited at noon last Friday, I usually go in the day and always have a good time. Always a cover charge, less in the day. It's slow then but usually some girls are already there. I usually BYOB to save $ and watch the dancers and tip a couple bucks after they get naked for the first half hour or so. The dancers usually come by your table after their set and ask if they can sit or go straight to "you want a dance. " I say later and they usually leave. Many girls are Latin, from Cuba and South America, and most are pretty hot but their English is not very good, or they pretend so.

When I'm ready for a lap dance I get the VIP room bracelet - $20. When the girls see it they come back around. YMMV in the VIP but I usually get pretty good lap dances-$20 each with lots of roaming hands both ways. Dances are done in high back chairs in little booths. Some booths are hidden better than others where more action happens. When its hot outside I wear shorts and hands usually find their way up my shorts to play with the boys on the first song. It usually gets better each song with FIV and a little head. I've never done more than a discrete BJ by the third song and finished happy with a CIM and a spit and a tip.

Some girls are really aggressive and want $ or $$ for play in VIP, it's a hustle. Just say no. Some will play OTC, I call the lap dances auditions and had a couple of favorites. For me it's the quest for new girls that interests me so I don't keep them for long. Best extras in Austin.

**McNutties** · 10-19-18 13:00

Thanks for the suggestion. I shall put that on the list. Hoping this thread gets more active leading up to Jan.

**Meat Wad** · 10-18-18 18:11

Went there a couple weeks back on a Friday night around 7. Good amount of dancers and not too many dudes. Wound up getting dances with about 3 girls. The best dance was from a girl I think was named Carina. Young pettite Latina who had mosquito pierced titties but she kept giving me pecks on the lips and told me to suck on her nipples while she was grinding on me so I was a happy camper. Definitely going to be visiting xtc soon after the last review and will report.

**McNutties** · 10-16-18 16:23

Looking to throw a bachelor party in Austin in a few months and looking for recommendations on strips clubs to check out. Try to look for a balance of hot girls and loose morals /(ie extras).

XTC, Yellow Rose, and Palazio are on the radar. Never been to any of them.

**Deleted** · 10-11-18 09:43

Wow, that sounds awesome! Thanks for sharing, Fiz.

**Fizzylove** · 10-10-18 11:08

I was in town over the weekend for a conference and hadn't been to a club in a while, so I decided to hit one up. Where I'm from, clubs with extras really don't exist, so I was interested to see if I could get some extra action. I looked at various reviews and decided that my best shot for something new and fun was this place, especially since I don't drink and wanted an all-nude club. (You can bring your own booze, BTW).

It was a Sunday evening about 6 pm Cover was $15. Walked in and there was one dancer on stage totally nude. 4-5 other women walking around, a couple of them totally nude, as well. Now, don't get me wrong. This is far from the nicest club I've been in. A bit seedy at best. Most of the dancers were in the 6-7. 5 range, with one older women a bit below that and one maybe in the 8. 5 range. It was $10 dance night, so many of the dancers were engaged with customers in booths around the outside of the room. I could see lots of clients groping dancers, so I knew that it must be allowed.

I sat down, got my $5 coke and started watching the show. Three stages, but only two were occupied. Tipped a couple of dollars to one of the dancers and just sat and watched.

I'd been sitting for about 15 minutes when a dancer came up to me and asked if she could sit. She was about 5'4" with shoulder-length brown hair with blonde highlights. As she did, she immediately reach between my legs and grabbed my junk, rubbing it. She said her name was Angelise (or something like that). She asked if I wanted a dance and said we could have fun. She was hispanic or latino and didn't speak great English, but she had a cute face and a great body. I asked about VIP (because I heard that's where the real magic happens) and she told me it was $25 for the room and $10 per song. At this point, I just wanted to see what the atmosphere was like, so I got my VIP wristband and went back in the room with her.

She showed me to a chair the corner furthest from the door and moved the chair slightly so it was facing more away from the door. We were still in the middle of a song, so she said she wanted to sit in my lap until the new song started. I said sure, as I'd been through this before. However, unlike other times, she took off her skimpy top and bottom and got in my lap naked. She immediately started stroking me again through my jeans and took one of my hands and placed it on one of her breasts. I started to think maybe we WERE going to have some real fun.

When the song started, she got up and straddled me. I had one hand on a breast again, but she took the other hand and slid it between her legs, making eye contact the whole time. She used her finger to push my finger inside her. To be honest, she was dry as a bone, but it was pretty fucking sexy nonetheless. She started stroking me through my jeans again and I noticed that as I moved my finger in and out of her (and deeper), she started to get wet. She was grinding on my finger as she stroked, so I took a chance and slid in another finger. She smiled as I did and whispered in my ear, "mmm that's good papi" in a strong accent. She moved around a bit and I let me fingers slip out of her. She did some basic grinding on me and generally made it a pleasurable experience.

When the first song ended, she asked if I wanted another. I said yes. She started dancing again, grinding on me. Then she reached down and unzipped my jeans, reaching inside. I wasn't wearing underwear, and she immediately started stroking me inside my jeans. She kept glancing at the door as if she was making sure no one could see, but I don't know if that was really it. I had my hands all over her again, including more FIV. She kept whispering sexy things in my ear. Toward the end of that song, she actually undid the button on my jeans and freed my very erect member. She got down on her knees, smiling and started rubbing it on her face and lips.

The song ended and she asked again if I wanted another. I said yes.

Still on her knees, full on HJ at this point. She then stands up, turns around and starts sliding it between her ass cheeks, reverse cowgirl style. Reaches into her little purse and pulls out a small bottle of lube. Squirts a little on me and starts really twerking on it (no penetration). She leans back so I can grope her and more FIV. The song ended and she didn't even ask if I wanted another. Just kept going. I could feel myself getting close, so I grabbed her hips and started helping her get me there. She told me to tell her when I was "ready. " I did and she slid off quickly, got on her knees and let me CIM.

She cleaned me off as the song ended, zipped me up and thanked me. Total was. 85 with tip and VIP charge.

I was not expecting that at all for my first extras experience and, while I may have overpaid (honestly don't know), I'm happy with what I got.