Massage Parlor Reports

[Freedo]

The consensus seems to be that its not worth it looking for extra fun in Oxnard.

Anyone have recommendations for a good massage where an old granny isn't going to try and grab me for a tip? Bonus if the masseuse is cute extras not required. Traveling back and forth for work has left me stiff. Feel free to PM I cab give recommendations for the SD area if you find yourself that way.

[FreeWilly555]

LOL. Thanks, Willy. The standards of some of the mongers are a bit lower from where most of us want to be.

Hard to get a baseline unless you know the reviewer and their past reviews.

I remember when Oxnard was in its hayday, Ventura was decent at times as well Camarillo. We had no idea how good we had it. You go and see Sara when she was at Nicoles and then Victoria Spa and for 150 you were in heaven. No one has come close to her in body, service or etiquette in years.

[RyanLandis]

Went to Yumi on Rancho. Man things are bleak since new code Enforcement. Yumi has to be late forties, C section scar, flabby body and no pretense about what she wants to happen. She has ok big tits but generally looks like a heavy set older Chinese aunt. This place won't last long do to unsophisticated lack of screening prior to deeds. I would be careful my brothers. Be safe.

LOL. Thanks, Willy. The standards of some of the mongers are a bit lower from where most of us want to be.

Hard to get a baseline unless you know the reviewer and their past reviews.

[FreeWilly555]

I will be traveling to Baldwin park again this weekend to see Yumi from nicoles.

Note: If you know you last more than 5 minutes to finish ask for 45 minutes.

Went to Yumi on Rancho. Man things are bleak since new code Enforcement. Yumi has to be late forties, C section scar, flabby body and no pretense about what she wants to happen. She has ok big tits but generally looks like a heavy set older Chinese aunt. This place won't last long do to unsophisticated lack of screening prior to deeds. I would be careful my brothers. Be safe.

[AsianEater]

I noticed a new massage spot opened up by Burrito Express on Ventura Rd, across from the airport.

Anyone check it out yet?

[Marathon805]

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

I will be traveling to Baldwin park again this weekend to see Yumi from nicoles.

Note: If you know you last more than 5 minutes to finish ask for 45 minutes.

[MrRyo]

Hurry if there is FS. In to it won't be open long.

Few nights before I posted. Just call and see who is working.

[RyanLandis]

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

Hurry if there is FS. In to it won't be open long.

[RyanLandis]

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

What day (s) does she work? Or when did you go?

[MrRyo]

Swan on Rancho. I checked it out and extras weren't available.

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

[RyanLandis]

Hey all. What spa or address is this? I've looked on RM and in the Yellowpages for a San Spa anywhere near TO and it shows up in neither. I'd be more than willing to go do a follow up and give a report if I knew how to get there.

Swan on Rancho. I checked it out and extras weren't available.

[HermosaSurfer2]

Hey all. What spa or address is this? I've looked on RM and in the Yellowpages for a San Spa anywhere near TO and it shows up in neither. I'd be more than willing to go do a follow up and give a report if I knew how to get there.

Since I'm being pushed by a buddy to contribute.

He's talking about Swan Spa on Rancho rd, Thousand Oaks.

I also got to see Yumi at Swan spa as well. She's the one with dark brown long and straight hair. C cups, looked 5 ft, 115 lbs, 25-30 yrs. Slim waist and a round ass. Curves in the right spots. Better than many Asian girls in terms of proportions. Yumi's English was also quite good so it was actually nice talking with her.

Massage was on the more sensual and delicate side with a lot of consistency. Yumi was real patient whenever I asked her to target an area or I voiced her to do something a little different. Felt like melted butter at like 3/4 of the paid hour. Yumi wrapped things up with BBJ. Whether it's an act or not, her appearing to be really into it made it much more hotter. Like hands moving everywhere and slurping and moaning noises as she is rubbing and clawing her hands all over me.

Yeah real steamy. I was so relaxed for the rest of the night.

[Scarface805]

I went to King Spa during the week, I was greeted by Jennifer, medium built, tattoos, I would say she's in her late 30's to early 40's. Jennifer was not my type, I was hoping someone else walked through the door for my massage. It was Jennifer, she was a little heavy for my taste. She tried to upsell her services but I didn't give in, she was asking for 180. She didn't really turn me on so I just gave a tip for the massage. I wasn't really impressed. I will try elsewhere next time.

[RyanLandis]

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[Kingsli]

There are 2 in that complex. A new one with banner out front and another which offers waxing and hair work. Which one is Yumi?

Since I'm being pushed by a buddy to contribute.

He's talking about Swan Spa on Rancho rd, Thousand Oaks.

I also got to see Yumi at Swan spa as well. She's the one with dark brown long and straight hair. C cups, looked 5 ft, 115 lbs, 25-30 yrs. Slim waist and a round ass. Curves in the right spots. Better than many Asian girls in terms of proportions. Yumi's English was also quite good so it was actually nice talking with her.

Massage was on the more sensual and delicate side with a lot of consistency. Yumi was real patient whenever I asked her to target an area or I voiced her to do something a little different. Felt like melted butter at like 3/4 of the paid hour. Yumi wrapped things up with BBJ. Whether it's an act or not, her appearing to be really into it made it much more hotter. Like hands moving everywhere and slurping and moaning noises as she is rubbing and clawing her hands all over me.

Yeah real steamy. I was so relaxed for the rest of the night.