Massage Parlor Reports

**Scottydawg** · 05-19-20 16:26

Hit up Royal and the place next to Royal once. Both were decent-ish visits. Had gone to the place by target but that one is scratched off the list now. There really isn't anything good at the moment that I know of. Huge bummer. Hope Nicole's reopens soon.

**RickDee** · 05-17-20 17:50

I'm posting this here since Santa Barbara forum seems dead. Is this woman really advertising $600 for a fancy HJ? https://www.artofnuru.com/blog/thevideo.

It looks like it would be a great time, but dang you can go into town about 4 times at a parlor for that kind of money. Anybody visited her, experiences?

**Donalds** · 05-17-20 17:31

Originally Posted by ThompsonCruzr [View Original Post]

Cherry is closed Sundays now. Open Wednesdays. Well, that was before this virus crap. Support these guys, or we might loose them. They pay rent you know. Or we could just adopt the best of them for our man caves. Ya, right.

From what Cherry told me a few weeks ago, CBS will be closed for the duration.

It will be interesting to see how many of these store fronts survive.

**OxnardBadBoy** · 05-16-20 01:25

Has anyone went to any MP during this time or have a private session?

**Nutzoid** · 04-24-20 12:08

Originally Posted by OxnardBadBoy [View Original Post]

I saw the Ads also. What time did you go?

I went there the day a few days before they shut all the other AMPs down. Thinking there was less chance of contracting from a non-Asian provider. Stupid idea. I paid 60 at the door for H. I got Camilla, she drives in from Riverside a couple days a week. So she said. Big tits black / mix young but out of shape. She wants to charge me 180 for CFS and CBJ. Had to barter down to 100! To give you context. I'm older, I've been in the hobby for decades. Years ago I picked MPs and escorts out of a sex tabloid in a street side newspaper machine. 35 years, maybe? I've always thought escorts and MPs were cheaper and less hassle than wives and GFs. I am more than willing to pay for good service. Anyway, this was the worst performance that my fading memory can remembers.

It was all I could do to get off via HJ. Then she leaves without a word. After a time, I poke my head down the hall and see her, and asked if we was done and if she was coming back. She left with 30 minutes on the clocks, no towel, nothing. She said nope, we are done. I got dressed and left. So much for Camilla, she is a horrible provider, smells like cigarettes, plump in the wrong places, poor skill set and even worse attitude. I treated her politely, and it wasn't like I was wearing a MAGA hat! Beware.

**HitNQuit805** · 04-19-20 01:11

Originally Posted by OxnardBadBoy [View Original Post]

I saw the Ads also. What time did you go?

Monday 5 ish.

**OxnardBadBoy** · 04-17-20 16:34

Originally Posted by HitNQuit805 [View Original Post]

Went to royal the other day after noticing them running ads that they were open. I was told Angie was there, that was someone I have seen before and had a decent experience with, therefore I decided to go for it since no other place is open. Usual guy at door took my entrance fee. Walked to room and in walked in the most out of shape provider I have ever seen. I let her know I came for someone else, she told me she's the only provider there. In a second of desperation decided to just go for it since I was there. Total regret. Wast of a Benjamin.

I saw the Ads also. What time did you go?

**HitNQuit805** · 04-16-20 17:17

Went to royal the other day after noticing them running ads that they were open. I was told Angie was there, that was someone I have seen before and had a decent experience with, therefore I decided to go for it since no other place is open. Usual guy at door took my entrance fee. Walked to room and in walked in the most out of shape provider I have ever seen. I let her know I came for someone else, she told me she's the only provider there. In a second of desperation decided to just go for it since I was there. Total regret. Wast of a Benjamin.

**OxnardBadBoy** · 04-10-20 18:35

I was scouting location of Royal. It looked liked Spa 24 moved to the same building as Royal. I saw a Spa 24 Sign.

**ThompsonCruzr** · 04-10-20 01:31

I got curious and called Cherry. Her recording said that she was closed during the virus issue. I hope these people survive this situation!

**Nutzoid** · 04-04-20 10:47

Originally Posted by Donalds [View Original Post]

Just wondering how things we operating (or not) since we all got put in virus jail? The one group of people the Gov. Has not talked about protecting were providers. I would imagine most store fronts were closed for the duration, and that leads me to wonder how many will be gone for good.

I know one brand new AMP that was scheduled to open and it has been delayed. I have had the pleasure of seeing her for ten years at four different AMPs. Called her and wished her the best. If you have phone numbers, now is a good time to checkin. You might get a FS visit with masks or at least some special benefits when this is over. Considering the money these girls make, I hoped they saved some money. This provider I speak of would make a sweet roommate for the duration! During the 2008 financial crisis I was offered deals on investing in a could of AMPs. Turned them down, but that would have been an interesting experience.

**ThompsonCruzr** · 03-29-20 05:49

Cherry is closed Sundays now. Open Wednesdays. Well, that was before this virus crap. Support these guys, or we might loose them. They pay rent you know. Or we could just adopt the best of them for our man caves. Ya, right.

**Nutzoid** · 03-26-20 10:45

Originally Posted by OxnardBadBoy [View Original Post]

Gentle Has a sign out also.

I've read somewhere on the forum that some girls will sneak in by appointment only.

The monger said it was kinky getting massage, CFS and HJ with masks on. No BJ of any kind available at this time.

I won't take that chance, just passing along what I read. You'll probably need their cell as the AMPs are going straight to voice mail.

**OxnardBadBoy** · 03-25-20 13:02

Originally Posted by RoflRaider [View Original Post]

Drove by Nicole's and there was a sign on the door that said they'll re-open April 1st.

Gentle Has a sign out also.

**RoflRaider** · 03-25-20 01:13

Originally Posted by Donalds [View Original Post]

Just wondering how things we operating (or not) since we all got put in virus jail? The one group of people the Gov. Has not talked about protecting were providers. I would imagine most store fronts were closed for the duration, and that leads me to wonder how many will be gone for good.

Drove by Nicole's and there was a sign on the door that said they'll re-open April 1st.