Massage Parlor Reports

[I Luv AMPs]

I wanted to get some sweet K-pussy at HT last night and was greeting by closed establishment with no neon open sign. Were they busted? Went to my back up at GS and it was full mongers wandering over from HT.

[Mandm1107]

I don't think you need to worry. I think it's that new KY Warming Liquid. For better "enhanced" sensations.

http://www.ky.com/products_lubrificants.jsp

o There _was_ a burning sensation afterwards like alcohol.
o I wasn't fully exposed. Wore the raincoat the entire time of the FS w/ the lube. Was only bb during the bj.
o Wasn't at all slippery. Kinda felt like a wet rubber hose.
o Came out of a little tiny plastic rectangular bottle like portable purell for the purse. KY is bottled like a toothpaste tube, isn't it?

I'm wondering if _she_ was feeling the burning, since she was the one that had direct skin contact with the shit.

Bender

[Kool Klyde]

Just to let you brothers beware, HT on maine recvd an unwelcome visit from Uncle Leo and his boys this afternoon. Will post this in other sections to get the guys that don't look here.

Beware and be safe.

kk

[St Stephen]

I went by this establishment today. CLOSED and a B&W was parked out front. Anybody know what's up. I hope my favorite spot is not a memory of the past. PM me if you have any info. I would love to know the phone number if anyone has it.

Thanks, and be safe.

[Luster]

Started from Rosemead Blvd. all the way to Valley Blvd. Lots of action. Saw at least 8 SWs, most Hispanic, a couple of BSWs. Picked up on near Peck Road. She quoted $30 for a no rush CBJ. We pulled in a small dark alley, and she started working on my tool, half way through, she fell into sleep. Seriously, she was sucking and sucking, and the motion got slower and slower, then stopped. I looked, she fell into sleep with my dick in her mouth. Anyway, woke her up, and she removed the rubber and finished the job. Dropped her off by the Churchs, and off I went.

[Al Cualquiera]

KY is bottled like a toothpaste tube, isn't it?

Not anymore, go to the "family planning" section of your grocer or pharmacist and you will find a couple of varieties of KY personal lube packaged in a plastic bottle much as you describe.

The big pharmacies even have a generic version.

It would look similar to Purell I guess, but it was probably KY.

o There _was_ a burning sensation afterwards like alcohol.
o I wasn't fully exposed. Wore the raincoat the entire time of the FS w/ the lube. Was only bb during the bj.

o Wasn't at all slippery. Kinda felt like a wet rubber hose.

o Came out of a little tiny plastic rectangular bottle like portable purell for the purse. KY is bottled like a toothpaste tube, isn't it?

I'm wondering if _she_ was feeling the burning, since she was the one that had direct skin contact with the shit.

Bender

[BenderOver]

o There _was_ a burning sensation afterwards like alcohol.
o I wasn't fully exposed. Wore the raincoat the entire time of the FS w/ the lube. Was only bb during the bj.
o Wasn't at all slippery. Kinda felt like a wet rubber hose.
o Came out of a little tiny plastic rectangular bottle like portable purell for the purse. KY is bottled like a toothpaste tube, isn't it?

I'm wondering if _she_ was feeling the burning, since she was the one that had direct skin contact with the shit.

Bender

Oh, you'd definitely know if she were using Purell as a lube.
I tried using Purell as a sanitizer after a session. There was a moderate or maybe even a bit more, burning sensation. More/Less like putting rubbing alcohol on your junk. Certain areas of your junk are likely to be more sensitive to the alcohol than others.

[Oc Amper]

I think she was using Purell as lube!

Oh, you'd definitely know if she were using Purell as a lube.
I tried using Purell as a sanitizer after a session. There was a moderate or maybe even a bit more, burning sensation. More/Less like putting rubbing alcohol on your junk. Certain areas of your junk are likely to be more sensitive to the alcohol than others.

[BenderOver]

Crappy rundown house near Rsmd and Broadway. Two call system. Suki and Mandy were there. Went because of a previous recommendation on another board. Report included greek and bbbjcim, which turned out to be a false report.

Suki doesn't look too good. Tall, nice body, but not pretty. Looks 5, Body 8, Attitude 7. Total damage was 1.3 for about 25 minutes. Showered with me before and after. Religiously clean. Used lots of soap and gave me mouthwash before and after. I think she was using Purell as lube! Excellent bbbj. FS was really bad though, it was like banging a sticky pipe. In the end, I asked her to finish bbbj, and I held her head down as I shot a load in her mouth. She gagged, coughed and spit for a minute. Wasn't upset with me about it though, which was really nice. No greek at all! And from all the coughing and spitting, I'd say that she wasn't happy about the bbbjcim either.

Mandy looked a lot better than Suki. She's more like a 7 or 8 in the face. I've thought about going back there to pound her to pieces, but decided against it. The place is a dump! and I feel reduced having gone. But hey, what sucks for me might be good for you.

I'd still have to give it a thumbs up experience though.

Bender

PS. This place is a Chinese AAMP.

[Socalasian]

All is good. Afterall, we're all out for the same cause...

Happy Hunting!!

[Guide Lover]

hi Three X,

Long time no talk. Been a while since I visited that LaBrea place. Girls still good?

As to Lemon, her price is still the same 250. It hasn't gone up or done. I think her price is understandable based on Escort rates. If she had her own place and was just waiting around for guys to come... then I would expect a lower rate...heck I would demand a lower rate... but she drives to me and that takes more time. Plus I don't think I have ever been with her for less than one hour.

I remember when I went to Santa monica and stayed for one hour... the girls wanted door fee of 70 and 200 because they could get two guys or maybe three in that same one hour time frame. So I when I see an escort that drives to me... then I am willing to pay a little more for the punyani. It evens out. Heck even if I go to the AMP for one hour... its still 170 vs 250... not that much different considering she is losing chances to meet extra people...

Plus since she only sees a couple of guys instead of 10, then I can enjoy the service more cause she isn't worn out. I don't know how many AMP girls I have been to that after a few strokes, try to give me a hj because the girl is worn out from too many guys.

Alas... IMHO Lemon is worth the 250 and I would recommend you to enjoy her.. If you aren't interested.. that's cool. We all have our tastes.

GL out

[Three X]

Hi Guys... First let me apologize for ranting and even suggesting bad things about Yoda or Socal.

As to Lemon... I have seen her and I feel she is worth the visit. I am helping her because some people wrote a lot of bad things about her on CL and she is a nice girl. I am not pimping for her... Just passing on good information.

Yodaman... thanks for at least calling her to check her out.

You don't get it she is overpriced along with her friend Gigi!

While others are cutting prices due to the gas problem, to bring in customers she is raising price for CBJ, missionary service!

[Yodaman]

GL,
Thanks for the apology, while I do not speak for Socalasian, as a long time poster and a senior member of this forum I find it rare that any monger (myself included) takes the time to post an apology for a rant....Good on you!

As far as Lemon goes, her Pics are HOT, I have spoken to her and she certainly sounds like a very sewwt provider, I hope her service is as good, because in spite of her higher 250.oo hr peice I am willing to give her a try.

Hey Socal let's give this guy a break, everyone has strong feelings about something, at lease give him props for the retraction.

No worries mate, your apology has gained some respect from me.

Yoda

[Guide Lover]

Hi Guys... First let me apologize for ranting and even suggesting bad things about Yoda or Socal.

As to Lemon... I have seen her and I feel she is worth the visit. I am helping her because some people wrote a lot of bad things about her on CL and she is a nice girl. I am not pimping for her... Just passing on good information.

Yodaman... thanks for at least calling her to check her out.

[Socalasian]

First of all, I don't know who you are "Guide Lover", but I and the aforementioned "Yodaman" have been here a long long long time... let's say about 540 total posts together... that's five-hundred forty... and have given much valuable information to many many mongers here...

If, as you say in your rant to me, that Lemon has "become your friend" then I would have to question your judgement on a couple of levels...

First, providers are providers. 99.99% of the time they are not your future wife or your "dinner and a movie buddy". They are what they are... providers.

Second, if you have "become friends", then why would your posts be subjective? "Become friends" is one step short of "become her pimp" which is basically what you're doing if you propping her up here on questionable pretence...

Here's my thought on Lemon. She refused to see me because "I work too close to where she is and I might be someone she knows". Whatever. Once I saw the price was DOUBLE what most asian women in this area are charging and NON-NEGOTIABLE it wasn't going to happen. I'd rather see two hot korean girls for 120 than one overpriced "too good for me" chinese girl for 300. Just my opinion...

Also, get your facts straight. I never said she was "no good". Read my post- I said "Those rates are a load of crap". And they are. That's a fact.

Again I repeat "I'll take 5 hamburgers over one filet mignon any day. Any day"

Happy Hunting!