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  1. #8566
    Senior Member


    Posts: 421

    I am right. You're a time waster on this board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxen  [View Original Post]
    Haha that's funny you're right.

    Too much trim and I can't remember all their names but the 0 english sometimes hides their names with poor communication so it hard to care about it but any ways fuck you and have a good day.
    I can see you have tons of charm.

    Next time get her WeChat. Up your game, brah and be a man.

  2. #8565
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxen  [View Original Post]
    Haha that's funny you're right.

    Too much trim and I can't remember all their names but the 0 english sometimes hides their names with poor communication so it hard to care about it but any ways fuck you and have a good day.
    Come on now, this is your fault for not providing an exact name, your Google translate transcripts, a picture and her socials. I can't believe you.

  3. #8564
    Senior Member


    Posts: 566
    Quote Originally Posted by LC310  [View Original Post]
    Better than too dumb to remember a name.
    Haha that's funny you're right.

    Too much trim and I can't remember all their names but the 0 english sometimes hides their names with poor communication so it hard to care about it but any ways fuck you and have a good day.

  4. #8563

    Le palace

    Dropped by during the late afternoon hoping to catch Anna. Unfortunately she wasn't there anymore and no one had her number. Only Jenny and Coco was available. Jenny was advertised as skinny young and beautiful. Coco was new first day who was also fairly young. Coco was busy at the time so I chose Jenny whose face was fairly cute, spoke zero english. This was probably one of the worst sessions I ever had at an AAMP.

    Paid the hour fee, undress and waited for Jenny. Started with a light rubdown from neck to legs for a good 10 minutes or so. On the flip I hinted I wanted everything with the fuck motion. Asked her if she accepted Zelle. She had no clue what I was talking about so I showed her the app. Then she walked out and asked her friend and called the boss. Finally 5 minutes later, I successfully zelle her the agreed payment. She undressed and I could see some belly fat. Not exactly skinny type. She put on the cover and immediately applied lube on me. I stopped her right way hinting I wanted a BJ first. The CBJ was pretty mechanical and lasted less than a minute. Just when I was about to go into mish, 2 guys walked in. She stepped out for another 5 min as I watch her and coco on camera talking and taking care of the customers. Came back and took me awhile to get hard again. Finally fucked her in mish standing and switched over CG. She made some poor attempt with light moaning. Didn't really seem into it. Again was interrupted and she stepped out. This happened for another 2 times and I was getting pretty annoyed. Then she hinted at the clock saying time was almost up when it was barely 40 minute in, not to mention all the interruptions and time wasted. At the same time, Coco open the door while Jenny was giving me a HJ and says my time was up. I told her no way. She then apologized and says Jenny has another client waiting on her and jenny just took off. WTF?

    Coco ended up giving me a HJ to finish me off. I spent about 10 minutes with her, allowing me to suck on her breasts and stroke her V. She spoke some english but offered way better service than jenny, and much more friendly. Her face was pretty average, not as cute as Jenny but she looked more petite than Jenny.

    I counted at least 6 mongers coming in and out during my session, asking for Jenny and Anna. I'm betting it was from this forum that they heard about the girls. Would I repeat with Jenny? Definitely not. Others probably had better time with her. I might repeat with coco though. Really wanted to see Anna but she left a day early. If anyone has her number or know which location she moved to, I appreciate the PM me.

  5. #8562
    Senior Member


    Posts: 421
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxen  [View Original Post]
    Hey lazy asses messaging me.

    GOOGLE is your FRIEND!

    Give an inch and people want a mile, sheesh.

    You're either too old or too dumb to fuck, LOL!
    Better than too dumb to remember a name.

  6. #8561
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxen  [View Original Post]
    And it paid off! Out of convenience, stopped by Le Palace on Valley, told my self if whoever I saw was old I'd take off and see my current atf. To my surprise a young cutie opened the door to let me in! Woohoo then she tells me it's 40 for an hour even happier now!! From her face and body she's 34 tops. Petite and super cute but 0 english, google to the rescue, good attempt at a 'hard' massage on flip we had a little haggling she told me 160 for 'everything' we agreed on 120. She's pretty petite and at least tried to accomodate all my requests. Would I return? A big YES. I believe her name is ava or ada something close to that and works M-W, easy parking in rear too!
    So a day late I did go and check out Le Palace. Was pleased to find Jenny, 28, petite, busty but not overly so, and with a great smile. She gave a great massage and on the flip we did the usual, HJ, BJ to put on the hat, CG, standing mish with her laying on the table, some K9 and we finished with her doing a HJ to see the shot. Hopefully she'll be that in a couple of weeks, I'll call to see before I go. I recommend the place. Has privacy, is quite with really low volume mood music, the usual security camera screen in the room. But Jenny was a really sweet worthy of repeating little girl from China.

  7. #8560

    Lulu?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxen  [View Original Post]
    And it paid off! Out of convenience, stopped by Le Palace on Valley, told my self if whoever I saw was old I'd take off and see my current atf. To my surprise a young cutie opened the door to let me in! Woohoo then she tells me it's 40 for an hour even happier now!! From her face and body she's 34 tops. Petite and super cute but 0 english, google to the rescue, good attempt at a 'hard' massage on flip we had a little haggling she told me 160 for 'everything' we agreed on 120. She's pretty petite and at least tried to accomodate all my requests. Would I return? A big YES. I believe her name is ava or ada something close to that and works M-W, easy parking in rear too!
    That place showed up on RM for the first time ever today, said the girl was LuLu. I'm a bit I'm going to go over for morning action. If the girl is old, fat, or ugly, I know how to leave. But if it's a good visit, I'll detail.

  8. #8559
    Senior Member


    Posts: 566
    Quote Originally Posted by LostLimit  [View Original Post]
    I called and there was no ava or ada. There was a Jenny (23) and anna (25) who is skinny and pretty. Find it hard to believe but I'll stop by tmrw and check it out. This ava of yours sound very interesting though.
    Maybe it was 'anna' all I remember was it started with an 'a' and ended with an 'a', whatever her is she's an 'A' in my book.

  9. #8558
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxen  [View Original Post]
    And it paid off! Out of convenience, stopped by Le Palace on Valley, told my self if whoever I saw was old I'd take off and see my current atf. To my surprise a young cutie opened the door to let me in! Woohoo then she tells me it's 40 for an hour even happier now!! From her face and body she's 34 tops. Petite and super cute but 0 english, google to the rescue, good attempt at a 'hard' massage on flip we had a little haggling she told me 160 for 'everything' we agreed on 120. She's pretty petite and at least tried to accomodate all my requests. Would I return? A big YES. I believe her name is ava or ada something close to that and works M-W, easy parking in rear too!
    I called and there was no ava or ada. There was a Jenny (23) and anna (25) who is skinny and pretty. Find it hard to believe but I'll stop by tmrw and check it out. This ava of yours sound very interesting though.

  10. #8557
    Senior Member


    Posts: 566

    Took a chance.

    And it paid off! Out of convenience, stopped by Le Palace on Valley, told my self if whoever I saw was old I'd take off and see my current atf. To my surprise a young cutie opened the door to let me in! Woohoo then she tells me it's 40 for an hour even happier now!! From her face and body she's 34 tops. Petite and super cute but 0 english, google to the rescue, good attempt at a 'hard' massage on flip we had a little haggling she told me 160 for 'everything' we agreed on 120. She's pretty petite and at least tried to accommodate all my requests. Would I return? A big YES. I believe her name is ava or ada something close to that and works M-W, easy parking in rear too!

  11. #8556

    LOL Ackkkk!

    Quote Originally Posted by Caribe  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone tried a slim Asian at Star Spa on Francisquito in WC? Mamasan says she provides good service and has big tits for a slim Asian. I can't trust Mamasan, tho! I've been steered wrong by her a few times.
    Went there Sat. , cute 30-40 ish Mamasan thought great asked to she ladies. Both ladies were Grandmas. 1 rail thin at least 60+ and the other 60+ curvy like a beach ball with really bad meth teeth. Grabbed my $ 50 back and ran! Would have seen Mamasan in a heartbeat.

    Ended up a Acu-care looking for older Linda told on vacation. Saw Hana, cute mid 30 ish Korean, had fun, she wanted my phone # but refused. She said they were under new management. Heavy Curvy Latina named Anna was there also.

    Need to find Linda or Sugar / Sophie from Mirdori. Ahhhh memories!

  12. #8555

    Shirley

    Quote Originally Posted by ChampagnePapii  [View Original Post]
    Its cheap but she can't take dick and I'm no Ron Jeremy either.
    Its a sad day for Gabriel valley if this Great ***** retired.

  13. #8554

    Ultra Comfort on Allen

    So for the past month at least my back has been giving me major issues, and I kept telling myself to go get a real "Hard" legit massage to take care it. Just my Chiro wasn't cutting it.

    As we all know, sometimes the little head is doing the thinking / controlling, so I set out to read reviews to find someone who actually knows what she's doing in massage, but could provide a little extra. I was only looking for at HJ, so be advised on the end.

    Wendy is older, in fact I was sitting in my car waiting for my appointment time when I saw her walking up. Asian grandma for sure. LOL. But I heard / read great things about her massage skills.

    I came and she asked / confirmed that this was my first time, so I didn't try to fake it and deny it, so I said yes, but I had heard she gives a great massage. She smiled and led me to the room. Undressed climbed on the table and she asked through the door if I was ready. She came and asked how long and how hard. An hour and hard was my reply and that my upper back and neck were my trouble spots. She got to work. And oh man! She now my go to for an nice hard massage. As I write this, I can feel the slight bruising on my back, but no pain when I turn my head or move my shoulders.

    She worked up a sweat during my the massage and so did I, for those of you that like a good hard massage, you know what I mean.

    With 10 minutes left she began the HJ and reminded me of the time, but after getting going, she got into and we went over another 10. Her technique is no Francis, but the prostate was excellent. She smiled and giggled when I said it was okay when she was playing down there.

    Will I repeat? At least once a month. Oh 60 an hour and I tipped 60. The massage was worth it with HJ & prostate fun was worth it.

    Little out.

  14. #8553
    Quote Originally Posted by Satirodide  [View Original Post]
    What was the damage?
    The "Star Spa" caught my attention, but the one I've been going to is in B. P. on Ramona, near B. P. Blvd. Most of the girls have been really nice, young, tiny, available, but as with all AMPs, they rotate. Last time I was there was a girl named Apple, tiny Chinese, cute and we did it all. May go back next week, but it is a crap shoot whether you can get the same girl. I've also been with a Candy, a Nancy and a Yumi there, and I think Candy may be the sort-of mamasan, or maybe she moves the girls around for the owner. Best of luck mongering. I sure miss the old days when girls stayed for months and there were only a few chain-spas. Start your bidding at 1. 2.

  15. #8552
    Quote Originally Posted by FlyLikeID  [View Original Post]
    My friend told me ViVi, cute Chinese girl's BBBJ skills were top notch, so I had to try. I can say that, she's actually are quite amazing. I would come back just to have her BBBJ, the whole session. She's pretty, natural slender body, 5'5 or 5'6 long black hair, natural B cups Super pleasing personality. She sucked me for 10 minutes then I went to town CFS in mish and doggie. Tried to get me to go again, but I had work to do: I will be back next time I'm in town.
    What was the damage?

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