Massage Parlor Reports

**Dick North** · 07-29-07 21:17

Originally Posted by Applex1234

Saw an older lady, maybe mid 30s to early 40s, it's hard to tell with Chinese. But looked VERY good for her age. She was clean and had a firm body, or so much as I could tell from her tighter clothing. I'the give her about a 9 on body, large be to small see size breasts, perky, firm, natural. I couldn't believe it really, and she was friendly, nice, welcoming, etc. Oh, and this one actually had good teeth.
Opted for a 30 minute massage. had a table shower, then a massage, which was surprisingly good. she did not pay attention to the genitals or buttcrack. After the massage was over, she got a hot towel. I figured that would be the end of it, but I decided to solicit her for HJ anyways. At first she made a face of disgust, but then almost immediately made the money sign. I asked how much, she responded 40. I agreed. she let me hands roam. her breasts were surprisingly firm as noted earlier, but real.
Pretty standard. didn't inquire as to her name, but if you see her you'll know. She's attractive with nice sized breasts. wore a low cut top, died her hair a lighter auburn color.
decent time overall. didn't rush. didn't claim. very friendly. maybe this place isn't terrible after all.
They also had 2 girls there. The other times there's only been uno.

Here's your first post to the USG (on 4/11/2007) ...

Originally Posted by Applex1234

So how does an exuberant report on an illegal activity differ from a more restrained one that reports the same factual information, besides differing in tone? They're both illegal, no matter what. Do cops really care whether one enjoys the activities or not? It's still illegal.
SH's reports are, I would say, borderline exuberant, but you don't condemn him. He presents the same factual and illegal information as jwny72.
The man had an enjoyable, illegal experience in a strip club, and you condemn him for being too exuberant about it?
I just don't understand the difference an exuberant and a restrained one if it presents the same illegal information, especially to law enforcement. That is, I don't think they care. This is a serious concern. It's open ended. Is there a difference?.

Hey Applex1234 it's been a long time since we have heard from you. Still curious who the hell you are?
Let's see here .. your last post was on 4/11/2007.
DN

**Applex1234** · 07-29-07 02:41

Saw an older lady, maybe mid 30s to early 40s, it's hard to tell with Chinese. But looked VERY good for her age. She was clean and had a firm body, or so much as I could tell from her tighter clothing. I'the give her about a 9 on body, large be to small see size breasts, perky, firm, natural. I couldn't believe it really, and she was friendly, nice, welcoming, etc. Oh, and this one actually had good teeth.

Opted for a 30 minute massage. had a table shower, then a massage, which was surprisingly good. she did not pay attention to the genitals or buttcrack. After the massage was over, she got a hot towel. I figured that would be the end of it, but I decided to solicit her for HJ anyways. At first she made a face of disgust, but then almost immediately made the money sign. I asked how much, she responded 40. I agreed. she let me hands roam. her breasts were surprisingly firm as noted earlier, but real.

Pretty standard. didn't inquire as to her name, but if you see her you'll know. She's attractive with nice sized breasts. wore a low cut top, died her hair a lighter auburn color.

decent time overall. didn't rush. didn't claim. very friendly. maybe this place isn't terrible after all.

They also had 2 girls there. The other times there's only been uno.

**Bazooka Joe** · 06-30-07 21:41

I went back last week on tuesday. Got an hour again this time with a lady in her mid forties. Pretty ugly, messed up teeth, but very nice. I would give her about a 4 on looks. Got a table shower with attention to the good areas then back for the massage. She kept leaving the room and coming back in. massage was light,and pretty crappy. when it came time for the flip she started very light crappy HJ and then put my hand over it. She then asked if i wanted another table shower to finish in there and i said yes but it was in use. She ended up finishing me off but technique sucked. I was slightly dissapointed.

Also went back to Angels Heaven got an awesome massage from one of the girls there. She was 20, smoking hot body and great personality and one of the best massages I have ever had. She kept it legit though and I didn't pressure her. She told me to come back, which I will. I don't know if she meant i will get more if I come back or if she just wanted repeat clientel but I will report more on her later.

**Thelhojohn** · 06-29-07 23:03

Stopped by the AMP on Ina today around 4-5PM today and was really disappointed. Paid for a 1/2 hour and got a table shower, and some light massage, and that was it. Could have done that at home for far less. The lady I saw looked to be in her 40's and said she was from china and had previously come from LA, but wouldn't give her name.

**TucGuy** · 06-15-07 18:05

Stopped in Friday afternoon at 1:30, girl who met me at front was not so hot but I said yeah and she asked me to come around. The I met another girl, good face and great body. Now I am mad I didnt bring more $ with me as I know I would want more than a handshake. Good TS with a thorough cleaning and scrubbing, I loved it. Back to the room and I laid down and she covered my ass. Hmm not usual but no worries. Well as soon as she started the towle went away and I got a great massage, 8 out of 10 at least. Lots of attention to the crack and the boys below, maybe about 5 to 10 min worth after she noticed I loved this. Flip and she gave me a hand gesture and I said please, she made a motion to indicate nude for $, I said sorry only have $.4 left. She frowned, but went to work and encouraged me to massage parts of her as well. Her hand technique was amazing. Nice foot massage afterward to finish my time and then a hot towel cleanup. I will be back. Girl's name for senior members. She is new to Tucson from LA, hope she stays!

Face - 7
Body- 9
Massage - 8
Possibilities - worth going back soon!

**Bazooka Joe** · 06-09-07 22:18

First off, I want to thank all of you for posting. I came on here and did my homework before veturing out and it has been very helpful.

I went to the AMP on Ina Wed night. Got there just before closing time. Was met in the front by mimi...payed first for full hour .6 and escorted back to room. went for TS which was nice she was very thourough and even helped dry my off. Back to the room for the massage. Different technique than I'm used to but over all I would give the massage itself about 6/10. Did the flip when the time came and and first she had little joe covered still so I wasn't sure what was going to happen. Eventually she took the towel off but was pretty sheepish about touching it. She said I don't want any trouble...its not a problem? Basically she was just making sure I wasn't LE I guess and I assured her I wasn't. She gave me a pretty decent HJ with a little pressure on the prostate to boot. I Left her a tip of .4 so all and all I got out of there for 1. Did I leave to big of a tip or was I supposed to at all? We didn't really negotiate anything before hand. If I did leave too much oh well I'm not really to concerned I walked out of there satisfied and thats what's important but I don't want to make a habit out of ripping myself off lol.

Also - has anyone been to angels heaven? are they completely legit now? I went there once before they got raided in '04 and got a good HJ...Came back sometime in '05 after they had been raided and got one of the best HJ's I've ever had in my life from alluring angel. But everytime now I go no one will hook up anything. I even had one girl tell me if I really wanted to I could wack off in the room after she left! I was slightly appalled. Anyways I went about a month ago and got an AMAZING massage from Spanish Angel but she kept it legit. It was worth the money just fo the massage but it would have been nice to have a good ending. Any girl in particular I should go to or am I wasting my time there?

**Desert Dog** · 04-05-07 19:13

You know Merlin I am really starting to think that they have closed down. I have stoped by every day so far this week as well and the door is always locked. As well, there used to be a neon open sign hanging in the window that is no longer present.

Perhaps they have relocated also. One never knows. What I do know is that Ina Rd is WAY to far to drive for the weak service that I have received there in the past.

D Dog

**Merlin Magician** · 04-03-07 20:26

They still advertize in the Tucson Weekly. Maybe they are making so much cash they can afford to shut down and stay at the slot machines at the Casino. I think that is where they went the last time I tried to go there and they had closed down early.

**Desert Dog** · 04-03-07 19:10

Just wondering if anyone had any intel. I have stopped by the 22nd St. AMP every day now since last Thirsday and regardless of the hour of the day it is locked up tight.

Anybody? Buehler? Buehler?

Thanks in advance.

D Dog

**Number Cruncher** · 03-28-07 21:51

I had a rather unpleasant visit at the AMP at Ina and Old Father today that I thought I'd share. I showed up after work around 5 and was asked to wait 10 minutes. After about 10 minutes or so, a young white dude left (those confrontations are always a little awkward) and the lady came shortly after to get me. Her name was Amy and she looked around 40. Probably a 5 on the looks scale -definitely not hot, but not an old hag either.

I undressed in the room and got the table shower, which was a little bit rushed, without good focus on the key areas. Back in the room, I got a decent massage, but nothing great. On the flip, she kept massaging everything but Mr. Johnson. Finally I moved her hand there, and she began a little play. I don't like any oil on the massage, so maybe she thought I didn't want any on the dick either, so I told her to apply some oil.

This is where it got bad. She had the absolute worst HJ technique I've ever experienced. You'd figure that as many dicks this lady has tugged in her life, she'd have the technique down, but to the contrary. First, she kept switching from going up and down, to doing this weird twisty thing which I didn't like. I almost blew a few times, but when I was just about to blow, she would switch her grip or technique. I finally told her to just jerk up and down, the faster the better (maybe it's just personal taste). Anyway, she continued to "mix things up" repeatedly. Then, she had the audacity to start huffing and puffing and commenting that I was taking too long. I guarantee from start to finish, it took less than 10 minutes for the HJ. Finally I blew, and she stopped jerking about half way through my nut. What the fuck is up with that? In addition, I got some chaffage from her "twisty" technique. Another thing is that I was rubbing her ass (outside of the clothes) during the HJ, and she asked me to stop towards the end. She seemed frustrated. Needless to say, I will never ask for Amy again.

The point that I'd like to make is that I can see where the girl might get frustrated if the guy takes a long time to blow, but when I told her repeatedly the technique I like and she continued to switch things around, that is her fault for not following instructions. There was some other lady there too, but I didn't see her, just heard her talking in chinese or korean. Anyway, sorry for the long post, but I would advise staying away from Amy. She is a ***** and doesn't know how to please.

**Merlin Magician** · 03-28-07 21:48

I scouted the Fairview Prince corner and found the H&R Block on one side of the knife shop and a small gym on the other side. Karate classes for kids. No massage parlor.

So I can sum it up like this...Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit, and only farted.

Damn! I was hoping Tucson was starting to open up like the Phoenix area for parlors.

**Merlin Magician** · 03-28-07 21:32

I just glossed over Number Crunchers report and went dawdling off looking for the massage place he mentioned. I didnt see anything this morn or this afternoon.

Now that I took time to read his report word for word, I know here to look. So, I'll go back again and maybe spot something. This is right in my neighborhood. Next to the knife shop, I believe. I'll report back in a bit.

**Number Cruncher** · 03-27-07 23:55

Quick correction gentlemen, I meant to say the MP was at Fairview and Prince. Sorry for the confusuion,. I am still somewhat new to Tucson.

**Number Cruncher** · 03-27-07 23:52

Whats up Fellas??

Quick post here - I was in my car today with two of my lady co-workers at lunch time and could swear I noticed an massage place at Oracle and Prince. I think it had a sign too, something along the lines of $30 per hour. I don't know what side of the intersection, but it is across the street from the bridal place and adjascent from the big field, and next to a knife shop. My boss is in town tomorrow, but on Thurs. or Fri., I plan to eat lunch in my car near the location (El Potosno rocks!), and observe the activity around there, and probably stick my head in and play dumb and try to ascertain if they are legit or not. Unless any of you have been there (if so please post), please don't waste your time until I have checked it out. If it looks like the place that hooks it up, I will go there this weekend and check it out and TOFTT and see if it's anything worth making a true post about. Take it easy guys.

**Doublethink** · 03-18-07 17:58

Originally Posted by Rokkit

I got by for .8 at the AMP on Ina, .4 for 1/2 hr M and .4 for HS! I've never been disappointed there but I'm curious about the place on 22nd. Anyone been to both that can offer a comparison?

The place on 22nd is .45 for 1/2 hr and about .4 for a HS. It's a lot closer for me then driving all the way out to Ina and as far a my personal experience is concerned a better deal.