Massage Parlor Reports

[Merlin Magician]

I just glossed over Number Crunchers report and went dawdling off looking for the massage place he mentioned. I didnt see anything this morn or this afternoon.

Now that I took time to read his report word for word, I know here to look. So, I'll go back again and maybe spot something. This is right in my neighborhood. Next to the knife shop, I believe. I'll report back in a bit.

[Number Cruncher]

Quick correction gentlemen, I meant to say the MP was at Fairview and Prince. Sorry for the confusuion,. I am still somewhat new to Tucson.

[Number Cruncher]

Whats up Fellas??

Quick post here - I was in my car today with two of my lady co-workers at lunch time and could swear I noticed an massage place at Oracle and Prince. I think it had a sign too, something along the lines of $30 per hour. I don't know what side of the intersection, but it is across the street from the bridal place and adjascent from the big field, and next to a knife shop. My boss is in town tomorrow, but on Thurs. or Fri., I plan to eat lunch in my car near the location (El Potosno rocks!), and observe the activity around there, and probably stick my head in and play dumb and try to ascertain if they are legit or not. Unless any of you have been there (if so please post), please don't waste your time until I have checked it out. If it looks like the place that hooks it up, I will go there this weekend and check it out and TOFTT and see if it's anything worth making a true post about. Take it easy guys.

[Doublethink]

I got by for .8 at the AMP on Ina, .4 for 1/2 hr M and .4 for HS! I've never been disappointed there but I'm curious about the place on 22nd. Anyone been to both that can offer a comparison?

The place on 22nd is .45 for 1/2 hr and about .4 for a HS. It's a lot closer for me then driving all the way out to Ina and as far a my personal experience is concerned a better deal.

[Tucson Player]

I went and saw the tucsonaromaparadise.com woman. She has excellent technique and is amazing with massages.

I had a one hour massage session with her. She is legit.

[Merlin Magician]

After having gotten really disappointed at the strip clubs tonite and having a few bucks to spend, I decided I"d like to get nekkid and get a handjob maybe.

I go to Island Spa on 22nd and ring the bell. Two Asian ladies not really above a 4 on a cuteness scale, came to the window and told me they both busy and come back one hour OK? I said OK.

So I take off and I say, well hell, I saw a new massage place on N oracle someplace the other day but I didn't note the exact location. It was like around Orange Grove maybe.

So I drive up Oracle and I see nothing like the sign I saw the other day. So I boogied on up to Ina and went west. I'll try the Asian Massage again at Old Father and Ina.

I go in and two really ugly Chinese ladies come to the little window. I asked for Mimi. They say Mimi "go home for new year." I say Taiwan? they say yes.

I did not like the looks of these two at all. Mimi was no beauty but she was sexy in her own way. I passed.

SO I boogie back down I 10 to Barraza/Aviation to 22nd St and by now its one hour like the lady said at Island Spa. I go to the door and the signs are off and the doors are locked. The mother effers closed up shop an hour early. Now I'm really pissed. I got money and none of these fuggin women want it.

Now read streetwalkers section.

[Rokkit]

I got by for .8 at the AMP on Ina, .4 for 1/2 hr M and .4 for HS! I've never been disappointed there but I'm curious about the place on 22nd. Anyone been to both that can offer a comparison?

[Merlin Magician]

This one in TUS is NOT affliated in any way with the one on PHX. It is NOT a a hanky panky parlor.

It is located at Ft. Lowell and Country Club. This will be the SW corner a few dooes west.

We remember the old Asian place, Massage Elite, which was at the same intersection in a strip center on the SE side. It was raided by TPD and closed last year. Those ladies are the same ones now at Asian Massage at Ina and Old Father.

[Desert Dog]

There is a place in Tucson called The Right Touch also, on Ft. Lowell. Is this in any way related to the one in Phx? Can you get the same level of service? Any one been there before? It has been there for at least a few years when I lived down in that neck of the woods.

Thanks in advance,

D Dog

[Merlin Magician]

Originally the Right Touch had a $15.00 for 15 minute quick massage. I believe they still do. The usual tip was 25 bucks back then. So a guy could go get a quick handshake relief for a total of 40 bucks.

Now, the 15 buck massage is still in place but the usual tip is now 40. So 55 is the lowest magic number in PHX.

That is the answer.

[Adventurous1]

I am trying to understand your statement that "the TOTAL cost was less than the hour entrance fee at most amps" and hoping that is true but since most amps charge about $60 per hour than how could that be?

(Rooting for your accuracy), Adventurous1

In the last 2 weeks I've sampled both of Tucson's amps. Both times I left feeling relaxed & content, with a new spring in my step from carrying a much lighter wallet. I also had a session at the Right Touch in Phx where my TOTAL cost was less than the hour entrance fee at most amps and I learned a good lesson in economics (besides having a lady I easily talk to & understand).

Here in Pima County a similar low-cost unpretentious quicky palace would be a wonderful thing. No doubt we have more than enough co-operative Leos to ensure the safety of such a business except around election time. All we need is a few gals & a trailer park manager looking for a supplemental income.

[Merlin Magician]

This place is still prolly the cheapest in PHX for a guy on the go. No Asians here, no price gouging. The ladies ain't the purtiest in town but they "git er done!"

[Wyatt Doodat]

In the last 2 weeks I've sampled both of Tucson's amps. Both times I left feeling relaxed & content, with a new spring in my step from carrying a much lighter wallet. I also had a session at the Right Touch in Phx where my TOTAL cost was less than the hour entrance fee at most amps and I learned a good lesson in economics (besides having a lady I easily talk to & understand).

Here in Pima County a similar low-cost unpretentious quicky palace would be a wonderful thing. No doubt we have more than enough co-operative Leos to ensure the safety of such a business except around election time. All we need is a few gals & a trailer park manager looking for a supplemental income.

[Merlin Magician]

I have the impression that Enterprise now may be owned by another cuture of people than who used to own it. When I was trying years ago to get into Enterprise's managment corps, all of the applications had illegal questions on them. One question which struck me strongest was the inquiry of a religious preference. Very illegal. Also tells me that Enterprise management was a bunch of Christian fundamentalist wackos.

So, surely things have changed for the better. Go rent a nice Mustang for weekend and get a happy ending too.(wink wink nudge nudge)

[Wyatt Doodat]

Drove by the 22nd St place tonight around 10. The lights were out, the place looked positively closed, yet there were 3 or 4 cars parked in front next to the dirtpile with at least one guy standing by them. No massage sign, nothing to indicate it is anything other than an Enterprise office. So what's the deal here? Are they still in the rubdown business?

As a side note, I also noticed there is an Enterprise office directly next to an Asian take-out restaurant near Spdway-Craycroft that used to be a Yokahama Rice bowl. Now I'm really wondering what E-prise is up to. Are they Asian-owned? Are they a front, keeping watch over their "side business"? Is the restaurant legit or does it offer full-service "meals" for those in the know who order the secret combo meal? I'm intrigued.