Massage Parlor Reports

[Ozbert]

Hey dose anyone have any experience at lavander spa.

Been there a couple of times. It's nice to have the Frys right there since I can get some chores done afterwards.

Massages are with lotion rather than oil. I have a slight preference for the latter, though it makes cleanup easier.

Middle of the road throughout, not the best, not the worst, flips are ok, albeit a bit mechanical. The girls I saw there were all 40+, not unattractive or out of shape, just very plain and average.

Very by the book, business place, and was happy with a. 4 tip on a .4 hh visit. Worth visiting and going to, but nothing to write home about.

[NotPhatAz]

an overly perfumed neck stuck in my face

Any at all is a huge faux pas.

[Member #5842]

Stopped by divine touch. Got an attractive mid-20's girl named Danielle. Great massage, but unfortunately no extras.

[HorsePecker52]

Went to AA recently; got an annoyingly talkative lady who kept asking personal questions (maybe some of your customers like to keep things discreet and impersonal?) and was less than subtle in where she expected things to go (she basically sat on my hand when I was face down). Sure, some clients are in there only for fun, but not everyone. I'm primarily there for a massage, although hopefully it's a thorough one on both sides. You kinda need to read your clients a little better. I ended up having to make clear in advance that I wasn't planning to tip more than the going rate.

She wasn't horrible looking, but I think a lot of it was claymation. Probably pushing 50. Very dolled up. Thin, but very mushy body. Wouldn't get the hint that I wasn't interested in talking or that I'm there to let her do all the work. After she finished, she stuck around to watch me get dressed. Massage was. Borderline. Side B was. Adequate. But she was really just coming on too strong for my tastes. Said she was from LA and was only in town for another month or so. Didn't ask her name because, well, I'm not interested in knowing. I'm not a big fan of the "honey" and "baby" and having an overly perfumed neck stuck in my face. Some of us may not want to walk out of there smelling like we've just been in there. She may be exactly what some clients want, but she was not my cup of tea.

[Only Me]

Several have posted negative reports about life spa since this post. Thinking it might be self promotion from a one poster?

The quoted poster described exactly my experience a week prior, blow for blow. The other reviews of Life are about providers other than Nana. When I saw her she said she'd only be around for a few more weeks. Could be she's gone, and along with her, the good times too.

[SoloGator]

OK just left Life spa with Nana. Going to say AWSOME best ever. Table shower left no questions. Took the little guys for a tounge bath then the massage was great. She teased my ass and back with her awsome real tits. On the flip open menue. Got a BBBJ and she mounted me where her the why was in my face. Now normally I am not ever thinking about that for obvious safty reasons but got caught up in the moment. Was super clean. She even gave me mouthwash afterwards. Then finished with a great relaxing calf and foot massage. Almost fell asleep. 6 at the door plus 1 for the tip. Well worth it.

Several have posted negative reports about life spa since this post. Thinking it might be self promotion from a one poster?

[Crutch]

Stopped by life spa to see what all the hype was. I must've not gotten Nana because the lady that wanted to give me a massage was sumo. One of her front teeth was black. Needless to say, I stuttered that I left my oven on and needed to check my cake and ran out.

Good one, I can't stop laughing about the oven and cake.

[Lgg58]

Hey dose anyone have any experience at lavander spa.

[NotMyFirsTime]

Stopped by life spa to see what all the hype was. I must've not gotten Nana because the lady that wanted to give me a massage was sumo. One of her front teeth was black. Needless to say, I stuttered that I left my oven on and needed to check my cake and ran out.

I agree, I went today and got a tiny older want to. Table shower was very unfriendly, massage was ok and the flip I assumed was a no go. Surprised with a HE HJ. I won't go back.

[DkPersonal]

Stopped by life spa to see what all the hype was. I must've not gotten Nana because the lady that wanted to give me a massage was sumo. One of her front teeth was black. Needless to say, I stuttered that I left my oven on and needed to check my cake and ran out.

[Member #5842]

Any luck at Divine Touch on country club / ft lowell? Have gone a few times in the past couple of months. Seems like a legit business to me. They cover you up really good in a sheet and blanket.

[Donegal1]

OK just left Life spa with Nana. Going to say AWSOME best ever. Table shower left no questions. Took the little guys for a tounge bath then the massage was great. She teased my ass and back with her awsome real tits. On the flip open menue. Got a BBBJ and she mounted me where her the why was in my face. Now normally I am not ever thinking about that for obvious safty reasons but got caught up in the moment. Was super clean. She even gave me mouthwash afterwards. Then finished with a great relaxing calf and foot massage. Almost fell asleep. 6 at the door plus 1 for the tip. Well worth it.

[DkPersonal]

Crazy women aplenty here. They were literally screaming at each other when I left. Arguing about who answered the door or whatever. 4 for the door fee and flip. It was boring, the woman had a crazy look like in her eye and kind of an afro.

[Gilligan46]

Where is life spa?

On speedway, east of swan and at the east end of a strip mall on the north side of speedway.

[Great Expecta]

I just saw where Oasis Spa in Oro Valley is advertising on GROUPONS for $. 6 massages. Hell, they could save the advertising expense if they just offered HEs. Much more business that way I think. LOL!