Massage Parlor Reports

[LikeSushiWushi]

This week I was chatting with a new provider and asked "how's business today?" She answered: I was visited today by 4 people; 3 men customers and one lady. She said lady did not want massage but wanted to know what the shop did for her husband to warrant a charge of $160 on his credit card 3 months ago. Fortunately the provider said that she new owner and said only takes cash. I always bring cash. Ha ha.

Sounds like that husband is just asking to get caught. What a dumb ass!

[Kveldulf]

Always start the conversation with what's your name.

Yes! I don't think they speak enough English to understand the question!

[DesertSailor]

This week I was chatting with a new provider and asked "how's business today?" She answered: I was visited today by 4 people; 3 men customers and one lady. She said lady did not want massage but wanted to know what the shop did for her husband to warrant a charge of $160 on his credit card 3 months ago. Fortunately the provider said that she new owner and said only takes cash. I always bring cash. Ha ha.

[Butlik369]

Wow Wee. I saw Cici a few weeks ago and posted my results and look at all the chatter about Cici. Same thing happened when I posted about Yuki. The real Cici is middle aged, but pretty, wears red lipstick has B or small C breasts with big eraser type nips, huge! She loves to have them sucked gets very wet and delivers at the end. Went there this am only to find again the 2 flat chested ladies, poor to none English. The Real Cici has short almost to shoulder hair. The ladies there today are 55+ I think. They wear the mask, hard to judge. Will the real Cici please stand up!

[TucsonMonger]

You don't understand. The real Cici isn't that old and is attractive. The old ladies there answer yes to every question. Is Cici working? Yes. Are you Cici? Yes. People who have not met the real Cici take them at their yes-word.

Always start the conversation with what's your name.

[Kveldulf]

Went today and there were two not that old girls. Anna is ok looking. Susan was there but busy. Going back for repeat with Susan in morning. Last time was hot. Naked. Mutual happy ending. After going to check on other menu options. We shall see. Both are very English challenged. Not bad looking and not really old.

I have never seen anyone approaching less than middle aged. I think I'll go have a look!

[Kveldulf]

There is an awful lot of chatter about a woman who has been described as old and not very attractive. Just saying.

You don't understand. The real Cici isn't that old and is attractive. The old ladies there answer yes to every question. Is Cici working? Yes. Are you Cici? Yes. People who have not met the real Cici take them at their yes-word.

[MotorboatJones]

Saw Amy today as a follow-up to our greeting last week. She performed well as Katie suggested. Definitely doesn't have Katie's tits but she is super tight and a great singer!

[MongerLuv69]

Went today and there were two not that old girls. Anna is ok looking. Susan was there but busy. Going back for repeat with Susan in morning. Last time was hot. Naked. Mutual happy ending. After going to check on other menu options. We shall see. Both are very English challenged. Not bad looking and not really old.

[On Thin Ice]

There is an awful lot of chatter about a woman who has been described as old and not very attractive. Just saying.

[Butlik369]

Cici doesn't respect the official open hours it seems. .

Went there today. No cici. 2 old flat ladies.

[Kveldulf]

Both ladies were at least 55 or older and very flat. Like you said, they just kept saying yes. I asked for Cici, the girl that opened the door called out and another opened her door and said 1 hour later over and over. I couldn't see the telltale bright red lipstick because they both had masks on.

7:30? The place doesn't open until 10 am. How did you schedule this?

Cici doesn't respect the official open hours it seems. .

[Butlik369]

I am almost certain that provider goes by the name Velvet Rose. I never partook, but I remember reading a review about her that matches what you said (shack in the middle of nowhere outside marana) and making a mental note never to check her out.

Also, iirc, the reviews said she didn't seem like she was all there mentally, and that she would only allow anal. Sounded too weird.

Nope, the lady I was talking about was latina. Velvet Rose lives in Catalina, down a dirt road. She's not all there had cancer in the V. J. A few years ago and only does anal fir sex, but loves to have kitty attention. Has big breasts loves a few glasses of wine to get going. Was always nice to me and does BBBJCIM ws. Here she is. She has taken a break.

[HorsePecker52]

I am almost certain that provider goes by the name Velvet Rose. I never partook, but I remember reading a review about her that matches what you said (shack in the middle of nowhere outside marana) and making a mental note never to check her out.

Also, iirc, the reviews said she didn't seem like she was all there mentally, and that she would only allow anal. Sounded too weird.

Does anyone remember the lady way out in Marana who advertised on Craigslist on massages. She did it in a old shed with no door on it. Down a dirt road with lots of cars broken down on the acre. She lived in a 5th wheel trailer. Wonder what happened to her. Believe she was a latina. About 45 years young. I gave her a review about ten years ago it was cold no door and these two monkeys were outside a few feet away talking up a storm. It was not relaxing at all, and the only thing I came away with was knowing how to rebuild a 283 chevy engine. This was a long time ago.

[Butlik369]

I contacted their web page and the respons was that Cici didn't work there. Hmm.

I just called there, asked for Cici, and was told she was there, their English is terrible, all they really know is yes to every question. So frustrating. I went there yesterday and 2 old flat chested ladies there. Showed her 80 she motion b. J. I said yes, but got up and left. Wanted Cici. Going first thing in the am To see if Cici is really there.