Strip Club Reports

**DirtyDeedsDone** · 11-18-23 13:17

Originally Posted by BehestLurker [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, we tend to forget the ulterior motive of some of the girls in the club. Do you ever wonder how there are girls there who seem to never get dances, show no effort at all, and are always on their phones?

Well, it's because they're only using the club as a way to report their "income", while in reality, these are hookers who are making most of their money outside of the club. Their presence in the club gives proof in case the IRS comes knocking, and since it's all cash (club or escorting), they really won't be able to catch them red handed.

The reason that these ladies are sitting on their asses is because they're extremly lazy. Many of these ladies haven't ever paid their taxes and use the system to get food stamps and free housing. Certain ones that know how to use the system will claim a little to continue to stay under the radar. Even though Curves and Raiders count each and every dance, the amount that they've earned will never hit an IRS desk. I've known many that have made 100 k a year, tax free, and have never done their taxes. They rent, pay off cars out right and have shoe boxes of cash not earning interest in a money market account. Reason being, then the IRS will ask where is all this cash coming from. Another reason that they are sitting on their asses is it's that time of year when the clubs are a lot slower. Most gents are holding on to their cash for Thanksgiving and the upcoming Christmas. And many of the dancers are on the sights on their computers making money doing their own personal thing. But these are being reported to the IRS as income. We will see how this pans out for them when they don't file. Happy hunting gents.

**BehestLurker** · 11-18-23 09:18

Originally Posted by Gilligan46 [View Original Post]

So I was at curves about 1 pm today. Not busy. I warmed up with a half. She wanted 15 a dance I told her I would give 40 for 3 dances. She got Mt happy in a good mood. Then I was about to leave when a beautiful girl got on stage. So I hung around to check her o I t. She came to my table right after she got off the stage. She asked if I wanted to dance. I asked how much. She said 30 per dance. I said I don't go to the VIP. She said table dances were 20 per dance. I said that is too much. She replied too much for you? I replied "yes". She walked away. So this gal could have earned 40 bucks in 9 minutes but chose not to while she searched an almost empty club for a sucker. Dumb girl with gps. Her loss. I left and went to sun spa for a much better deal.

Gentlemen, we tend to forget the ulterior motive of some of the girls in the club. Do you ever wonder how there are girls there who seem to never get dances, show no effort at all, and are always on their phones?

Well, it's because they're only using the club as a way to report their "income", while in reality, these are hookers who are making most of their money outside of the club. Their presence in the club gives proof in case the IRS comes knocking, and since it's all cash (club or escorting), they really won't be able to catch them red handed.

**ShyNine** · 11-14-23 19:03

Nice to hear of the royce sighting and news that she'll be active again.

Just curious what speedway you saw her at and has anyone seen her at a club yet?

Thanks in advance.

She was a LOT of fun!

**Gilligan46** · 11-12-23 19:52

So I was at curves about 1 pm today. Not busy. I warmed up with a half. She wanted 15 a dance I told her I would give 40 for 3 dances. She got Mt happy in a good mood. Then I was about to leave when a beautiful girl got on stage. So I hung around to check her o I t. She came to my table right after she got off the stage. She asked if I wanted to dance. I asked how much. She said 30 per dance. I said I don't go to the VIP. She said table dances were 20 per dance. I said that is too much. She replied too much for you? I replied "yes". She walked away. So this gal could have earned 40 bucks in 9 minutes but chose not to while she searched an almost empty club for a sucker. Dumb girl with gps. Her loss. I left and went to sun spa for a much better deal.

**Gilligan46** · 11-07-23 16:22

Originally Posted by BehestLurker [View Original Post]

Maybe you got lucky and they're actually honest, or maybe you should be counting, and not just fully trusting them on the count. I sincerely hope it's the former.

Even though I tell them to count, I actually do count. The main reason I do that is they can never claim to have done 8 dances when I limited them to 5 dances upfront. I never in 15 years had an issue doing that. I I have had some really awesome interactions.

**PoopSnicker** · 11-07-23 12:23

Originally Posted by BillyFish1 [View Original Post]

She had me going today just with conversation. Is she really good? Any good experiences?

Diamond is absolutely awesome. You should definitely get 4 or 5 dances from. She is one of the fee good dancers in Tucson. A nice lady also.

**BehestLurker** · 11-07-23 00:08

Originally Posted by Gilligan46 [View Original Post]

I always tell the dancers how much money I will spend. And they should count and stop at the limited amount. I never had a problem.

Maybe you got lucky and they're actually honest, or maybe you should be counting, and not just fully trusting them on the count. I sincerely hope it's the former.

**BillyFish1** · 11-06-23 22:30

She had me going today just with conversation. Is she really good? Any good experiences?

**Uncivil** · 11-06-23 16:21

Originally Posted by BehestLurker [View Original Post]

I can believe that. It also seems accurate that the actual count is rigged. So even if you would ask the manager about the count before paying, you're going to get an exaggerated number.

Remember, gentlemen, you always have the option to walk out. They have no legal right to forcibly hold you. If they do (and it's happened, I've seen it), then a simple civil matter turns into a criminal felony where their bouncers and / or managers would be subject to arrest.

And, if they threaten to call the cops on you, tell them to go ahead. What are they going to say? That you didn't pay the illegal alien they have working there for an act of prostitution that will jeopardize their liquor license?

**Gilligan46** · 11-06-23 12:30

Originally Posted by BehestLurker [View Original Post]

I can believe that. It also seems accurate that the actual count is rigged. So even if you would ask the manager about the count before paying, you're going to get an exaggerated number.

I always tell the dancers how much money I will spend. And they should count and stop at the limited amount. I never had a problem.

**BehestLurker** · 11-06-23 07:14

Originally Posted by AldoNestro [View Original Post]

Here's some food for thought. I firmly believe that there is a scheme, an agreement, at Curves and possibly the Boat, between SOME dancers, and SOME managers, in order for both of them to personally benefit from this. Here's how it goes, the dancer intentionally overcharges the customer, the customer falls for it, and they both take a split of the extra money that's being handed to them by the poor customer, and the cycle continues.

I also firmly believe that this is happening behind the owners backs, and that they are trying to keep this matter hush hush. Who knows, maybe the owners do look through these forums, if you do, maybe look into this matter further and finally make these bastards pay. We work hard for our money, we want to spend it within reason, not to be scammed and lied to.

I can believe that. It also seems accurate that the actual count is rigged. So even if you would ask the manager about the count before paying, you're going to get an exaggerated number.

**AzHeadHunter** · 11-05-23 01:04

Originally Posted by DirtyDeedsDone [View Original Post]

Sadly 99 percent of them have messed it up for the 1 percent that do it the right way. The honest way. I've known dancers to talk their gossip, but this group is more like an unruly gang that has grouped together to take, literally take, the money from us hard working Americans. And this most likely won't come as a surprise but 99 percent of them are not legally suppose to be here. I've had this conversation regarding this with most of them. Choose wisely my friends.

I rarely set foot in the SC's anymore and, when I do, my attitude is, "A beer or two with a view". I might get a table dance or two from a select dancer. I made up my mind to this before the Cubans started their crap, because of girls like Selena. I will not patronize the Cubans. The last time I was in the boat, about a month ago, I only saw two Cubans and Selena. I politely told Selena I still wasn't interested. The two Cubans never bothered me. I don't try for any real fun there anymore, it just isn't worth the aggravation.

**AldoNestro** · 11-05-23 00:31

Originally Posted by DirtyDeedsDone [View Original Post]

Sadly 99 percent of them have messed it up for the 1 percent that do it the right way. The honest way. I've known dancers to talk their gossip, but this group is more like an unruly gang that has grouped together to take, literally take, the money from us hard working Americans. And this most likely won't come as a surprise but 99 percent of them are not legally suppose to be here. I've had this conversation regarding this with most of them. Choose wisely my friends.

Here's some food for thought. I firmly believe that there is a scheme, an agreement, at Curves and possibly the Boat, between SOME dancers, and SOME managers, in order for both of them to personally benefit from this. Here's how it goes, the dancer intentionally overcharges the customer, the customer falls for it, and they both take a split of the extra money that's being handed to them by the poor customer, and the cycle continues.

I also firmly believe that this is happening behind the owners backs, and that they are trying to keep this matter hush hush. Who knows, maybe the owners do look through these forums, if you do, maybe look into this matter further and finally make these bastards pay. We work hard for our money, we want to spend it within reason, not to be scammed and lied to.

**DirtyDeedsDone** · 11-04-23 13:50

Originally Posted by PoopSnicker [View Original Post]

This bullshit is the reason I don't visit strip clubs anymore. AMP's are a far better option. Fuck dem bitches and their stinky little drugged out pussies!

Sadly 99 percent of them have messed it up for the 1 percent that do it the right way. The honest way. I've known dancers to talk their gossip, but this group is more like an unruly gang that has grouped together to take, literally take, the money from us hard working Americans. And this most likely won't come as a surprise but 99 percent of them are not legally suppose to be here. I've had this conversation regarding this with most of them. Choose wisely my friends.

**PoopSnicker** · 11-03-23 16:03

Originally Posted by BehestLurker [View Original Post]

Fellas, we need to be more careful against these Cubans. I really never post and always watched the reports simply for reviews, but I feel like we reached a point where people need to be warned. Monica (Blonde) at Curves gave me 3 dances; and then proceeded to tell me that I have to pay for 10 songs. Now, I'm no genius but I'm sure we only did 3 songs. A huge argument happens between myself, Monica and the manager. This is where I discovered something new, the managers will fight tooth and nail to prove you wrong, until you pull out a timer on your phone which proves your dance only lasted 8 minutes. They will then proceed to give you bullshit reasons until you simply walk out from the club, promising not to return. Fellas, please be careful, these Cubans will do absolutely anything in order to rid you of your money. If you're a customer of her, make sure you're counting.

This bullshit is the reason I don't visit strip clubs anymore. AMP's are a far better option. Fuck dem bitches and their stinky little drugged out pussies!