Strip Club Reports

**Sexhobbyist** · 10-28-07 14:03

Originally Posted by Pugilist

sexhobbyist, I worked in the dancer racket for a long time, much longer than I really wanted to. I just gotta say...enough! either you're lying, or you have more money than brains. These experiences you often relate would cost guys like us a fortune.

i have more disposable income than most. Yes, it would cost you mere mortals a fortune. But, sometimes it's not about the money. However, it IS all about three things (not necessarily in this order): money, the dick, personality. If you've got two of the three, you should do well. No matter how horny or not your dancer is, if you've got two of the three requisites, you'll have a good time. Add to that formula a horny dancer and you've struck gold.

Sexhobbyist

**Weben** · 10-28-07 13:24

Originally Posted by Pugilist

sexhobbyist, I worked in the dancer racket for a long time, much longer than I really wanted to. I just gotta say...enough! either you're lying, or you have more money than brains. These experiences you often relate would cost guys like us a fortune.

If you don't believe what is said, then don't go to the clubs. Leaves a little more for us. Honestly, either some of these girls are really horny or they are such good actors, I can't tell the difference. Either way, doesn't bother me.

You must know by now that this hobby is not a cheap one. My problem is not the money, but the time. Do I work and generate the hundred plus an hour I charge, or do I take a morning off and visit a club.

SH, just leave a few horny for the rest of us. I really need to get back to Tucson soon to do my part.

**Missing Sonora** · 10-26-07 22:54

I'm looking forward to another trip to Tucson soon. I wasn't able to make it to the clubs this past time, but I'll be in town in November and plan on seeing what the clubs there have to offer. I'm not expecting the success of LOS and SH, but maybe one day I'll be able to experience this kind of thing.

**Kirstyforme** · 10-26-07 11:01

Originally Posted by Pugilist

sexhobbyist, I worked in the dancer racket for a long time, much longer than I really wanted to. I just gotta say...enough! either you're lying, or you have more money than brains. These experiences you often relate would cost guys like us a fortune.

I was one of the lucky ones to witness SH's Thursday activities. I must say that EVERYTHING he reported was balls on. I was even sitting next to him when his 'first timer' was sitting in his lap convincing him to be her first club f*ck. I also was lucky enough to witness the threesome in VIP first-hand. I don't think the three of them either remembered or cared they were in a club from the looks of things. Alas, I'm no newbie to the clubs but there's so much more to learn....

Here's another thing...I don't think there was a dancer in there that didn't know SH and from what I could tell some were dejected that they weren't getting his attention. Only so much bone to go around, I guess, lol...

As for my own adventure on Thursday - a great experience as well. Three of the hottest dances in VIP yet. Two with 'regular' dancers on my card (so I knew what I was getting) and the third a real pleasant suprise. Only the second time she had danced for me (with a few months in between) but we have teased each other several times in between. Well, she did the final teasing as she proceeded to give me everything this time around (yep, fs was mine yesterday as well SH!). I didn't leave quite as satiated as SH yesterday but I did leave quite happy and already looking forward to another outing with our resident club expert....
K4me

**Pugilist** · 10-26-07 00:59

sexhobbyist, I worked in the dancer racket for a long time, much longer than I really wanted to. I just gotta say...enough! either you're lying, or you have more money than brains. These experiences you often relate would cost guys like us a fortune.

**LoveLOS** · 10-25-07 22:41

Hang in there brother, help is on its way!!!

**Sexhobbyist** · 10-25-07 19:16

After today, I'm more determined to retire as a monger. I'm getting too old for this. I started out with a fs threesome in one of the local VIP rooms followed by two other dancers who demanded my services. I had to leave a fifth dancer without satisfaction which really pissed her off. My antics were witnessed by a couple of forum members who, I hope, were taking notes. Our forum's resident classy dancer, Juicy Amie, came by and said 'hi' as well.

My third fs dancer was a surprise first timer that I couldn't pass up. She'd been toying with the idea of doing fs. Today while sitting in my lap and stroking me, she proclaimed that she wanted me to be her first club fuck after months of thinking about it. This woman gets very wet and she knows how to ride. I was very pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed it even after the threesome. She said the first time was gratis. She made me promise that we'd do it again.

My fourth fs dancer was a honey who had been waiting patiently all day for me and who was not happy that I had avoided her. It didn't take her long to get herself in the mood (Revenge? Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned?) and we had a very hot, passionate, electrifying session.

But I gotta tell ya...I'm wasted. I can barely walk. I was trying not to take a vitamin v (side-effects for me) and I succeeded but only because I had to bail on my fifth fs dancer. She was really pissed off. So was I because she fucks me for free. I suppose now she will play the "hurt feelings" card to make me feel guilty. That's okay. Make-up sex with her is out of this world.

DN, I wish you were there, too, to see it unfold. It was a clinic.

Sexhobbyist

**LoveLOS** · 10-24-07 22:07

Originally Posted by Az Dude

It's simple.. the dude is hung like a horse! :-)

ROTFLMAO!!! That may indeed be part of his rep and the source of much of SH's success, but SH has, thru his dedication to his personal hobby and a hell of a lot of cash expendature, created an environment in the Tucson strip clubs that benefits others beside himself. Any who have achieved success in this venue owe him great gratitude--at least buy a lap dance for him when you see him.

DN, Yes we have all gone round and round about the wisdom of loose lips. I guess I am guilty of generally being too graphic in my reports. OTOH, every locale has a different political and legal climate, so the same rules cannot apply on all forums. In this matter, SH has almost single dickedly created the Tucson Strip Club phenomenon, so it is his prerogative how he wants to share his findings. He has more to lose than any of us, which is why I have continually supported how he has conducted his reporting.

It occurs to me that this forum is the nearest thing to scientific peer review that prostitution has ever achieved!

Once a monger is known to a group of dancers as friendly, fun, polite, generous and safe to be alone with (and especially not a cop), only then will the dancer allow herself to cross the line. This past few days I found just how effective the hooker-net / stripper-net can be at processing information:

A month ago, I visited a rather infamous strip bar in NJ. BB and I managed to pull out a couple of hotties and fuck them soundly. Bench and I went back Mon to the same bar. My girl attacked me, jumping into my arms, straddling my waist with her legs and kissing me on the lips in the bar. Big display. Worked for me--I later had no trouble pulling out a couple of Puerto Rican girls--I was a known entity. That night, another bar, a friend of the Puerto Rican girl puts LL in her crosshairs. She knew my name, where I was from, who I dated, where we went, how much we paid, what we did, and how we like to party. BSR and I were the only two white guys in a hood strip bar, and we felt welcomed. I literally had my pick of 30 girls who wanted my attention and money and displayed no bad attitude.

All that rambling to say that yes, the success is attached to the monger, but when SH introduces you to one of his favorite dancers as one of his "special friends," your strip club life will change forever and you will open your own dossier in the stripper-net. So, how do you get SH to help you? I don't presume to answer for him because I especially don't want to make his life miserable helping a bunch of lazy pussyhounds get a bone; however, I think he has mentioned something about senior membership, a good strong positive posting/contribution history that would make him want to know who you are, and a thorough knowledge of the rules of engagement so you do not embarrass him with his girlfriends:
Sexhobbyist's guide to strip clubs, part 1: the dancers
Sexhobbyist's guide to strip clubs, part 2: the customers
Sexhobbyist's guide to strip clubs, part 3: advanced subjects

I believe SH and I both subscribe to the theory that if give a man a fish then he will eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he will eat for his lifetime.

103 days until fishing season.
LoveLOS

PS
DN, you of all people have long had the cred to hang with SH! Just do it! You will not have to again complain that you have not duplicated his success.

**Az Dude** · 10-24-07 19:29

Originally Posted by Dick North

... it troubles me greatly to hear of your sexual accomplishments that seem to escape the rest of us.
Explain please

It's simple.. the dude is hung like a horse! :-)

**Sexhobbyist** · 10-23-07 11:10

DN,
I tried sending you PMs but got the message that you've exceeded your stored message quota and need to clear out messages before you can receive more.

Sexhobbyist

**Sexhobbyist** · 10-23-07 11:05

Originally Posted by Dick North

Haven't visited in awhile, but have been watching the reports. I've been getting a little curious about the 'goings-on' here. (please pardon the vernacular).
Sexhobbyist has apparently 'lit up the joint' with his explicit posts at the clubs.

SH, you and I have had a few friendly exchanges (and I realize that you also have been annointed by LL) and I do consider your information valuable, but do you ever consider some form of 'temperance' regarding the 'explicitness' of your posts?

Now, I realize that you have groomed a bevy of supporters who fawn over your every post and will undoubtedly come out in your defense, but I still maintain that we should submit our posts with some degree of discretion.
Perhaps when these guys lose their 'playground' and the opportunity to 'brag about their conquests' will they come to their senses.

Perhaps because you haven't been challenged in a while, has emboldened you to post the way you do lately.

Let me illustrate... Now, I am a middle aged-guy, fit, professional career, good looking, well educated and with a reasonable amount of discretionary dough to spend .... and I never come close to the experiences that you cite.
So what the hell is the difference? (rhetorical) ... I don't get it! (same)

Believe me, I have done the amps, strip clubs and streets for many years more than I would like to admit, so it troubles me greatly to hear of your sexual accomplishments that seem to escape the rest of us.

Explain please

Hey!, will always be a supporter and friend. Just venting a little today.

DN

DN,
You're calling me out. It's high noon. I like it. Check your PMs for a two-part message.

I am a dedicated, serious hobbyist who is in the clubs almost every day and I have decades of experience. I have a network of contacts (including my infamous female pimp) who provide information to me so that I can make the most of my daily dalliances. I don't mind sharing with fellow hobbyists.

There are several members of this forum who physically know me and who have witnessed my activities. It's not bragging if you can back it up. As such...

Using my experiences I provide information to others who might need help. I offer details via PM to seniors who make inquiry. In your case, I'll offer to take you around on a Tucson club tour and show you how it's done while pointing out some of the special "highlights" that you'll want to sample. I've done this for others who seem to have trouble making the clubs work for them.

As for the details of my posts...
I understand your concern, but I have a different opinion. I am providing only limited information in the posts. Details are supplied to seniors via PM. For instance, in the case of my recent post about the two waitresses, I never gave the club or waitresses' names. I think being explicit is okay as long as some critical details about who and where are omitted. I think the who is okay as along a critical details about what happened and where are omitted. I also think that where is okay as long as critical details about the who and what happened are omitted. Sometimes, even I slip up and combine two critical factors and divulge TMI. I know from feedback that fellow hobbyists use the information and are grateful for the assist.

I think it's an important service to forum members to know what's possible out there in mongering-land and to promote the hobby. Using my experiences, I let them know that they, too, can make it happen if they are dedicated enough. I'll ask rhetorically, what else is the forum for if not to provide useful information?

Here's why I don't worry so much about what gets posted on the Tucson forum—community standards. Tucson is run by permissive progressives, i.e., liberals who don't care what happens between consenting adults and who don't try to legislate morality. It appears that local political mentality will prevail for many years to come.

Another reason not to worry—everything I write is fiction. Even this post.

As for you and me...no problem.

Sexhobbyist

**Dick North** · 10-22-07 19:52

Haven't visited in awhile, but have been watching the reports. I've been getting a little curious about the 'goings-on' here. (please pardon the vernacular).
Sexhobbyist has apparently 'lit up the joint' with his explicit posts at the clubs.

SH, you and I have had a few friendly exchanges (and I realize that you also have been annointed by LL) and I do consider your information valuable, but do you ever consider some form of 'temperance' regarding the 'explicitness' of your posts?

Now, I realize that you have groomed a bevy of supporters who fawn over your every post and will undoubtedly come out in your defense, but I still maintain that we should submit our posts with some degree of discretion.
Perhaps when these guys lose their 'playground' and the opportunity to 'brag about their conquests' will they come to their senses.

Perhaps because you haven't been challenged in a while, has emboldened you to post the way you do lately.

Let me illustrate... Now, I am a middle aged-guy, fit, professional career, good looking, well educated and with a reasonable amount of discretionary dough to spend .... and I never come close to the experiences that you cite.
So what the hell is the difference? (rhetorical) ... I don't get it! (same)

Believe me, I have done the amps, strip clubs and streets for many years more than I would like to admit, so it troubles me greatly to hear of your sexual accomplishments that seem to escape the rest of us.

Explain please

Hey!, will always be a supporter and friend. Just venting a little today.

DN

**DrNick** · 10-21-07 21:55

I went to td's west saturday for first time in a long while. As others have posted its much improved in quality of dancers. I didn't do any vip action but the floor dances were fairly good. I was not sure who might be vip worthy, and the one dancer i used to get action from is gone.

I also visited Curves few days back and it seems like a wast of time. Too crowded to get anything special, and way too much silicone.

**Juicy Amie** · 10-21-07 02:38

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Today I found myself at CS early in the day. Also in attendance was one of my fs dancers that I've neglected for the past several weeks because I've been busy with other fs events and dancers. She gave me some table dances to get me in the mood. When I was ready, we went to the VIP and had a terrific session. She climaxed a couple of times. Afterwards we were sitting around talking and catching up on our lives—just enjoying the afterglow. She wasn't in a hurry to leave and neither was I. About twenty minutes later in comes Amie with a customer and they sit in front of us. Amie dances for her customer in her usual way which is very sensual without being trashy or over the top. Watching her classic figure was turning me on and my dancer began stroking me while we were watching. (Amie, don't blush, you were just being your usual cute self.) My dancer asked me if she should run away or get back on. Needless to say, she climbed back on and we had a second session. Amie, you cost me, but it was fun. It was nice seeing you again.

Sexhobbyist[/QUOT

Hey its not my fault you like watching, LOL Today was a good day.

**Sexhobbyist** · 10-20-07 17:46

Today I found myself at CS early in the day. Also in attendance was one of my fs dancers that I've neglected for the past several weeks because I've been busy with other fs events and dancers. She gave me some table dances to get me in the mood. When I was ready, we went to the VIP and had a terrific session. She climaxed a couple of times. Afterwards we were sitting around talking and catching up on our lives—just enjoying the afterglow. She wasn't in a hurry to leave and neither was I. About twenty minutes later in comes Amie with a customer and they sit in front of us. Amie dances for her customer in her usual way which is very sensual without being trashy or over the top. Watching her classic figure was turning me on and my dancer began stroking me while we were watching. (Amie, don't blush, you were just being your usual cute self.) My dancer asked me if she should run away or get back on. Needless to say, she climbed back on and we had a second session. Amie, you cost me, but it was fun. It was nice seeing you again.

Sexhobbyist