Strip Club Reports

[TucsonTaoist]

Indica, man. That girl is always ready to go. And it works.

Any idea when she works? I'd like to tap that again. Sometimes you just need to get off!

[DkPersonal]

Visited Venom last week and it was such a let down. Kash and indica were there. Kash never came to me and indica was all over but left me to make some mule from another guys, by the time she came back she had already popped one in the cabanas and never when to the locker room to clean her self. Then she was asking me to take her there! Hold your horse Lucy! At least clean that someone else stench off, sheesh! I could not make my self go there with her at that point. Knowing that I am getting sloppy seconds right after I saw it happen it is not for me.

Other than that no one else worth the trip.

Indica, man. That girl is always ready to go. And it works.

[TheLadysMan]

Visited Venom last week and it was such a let down. Kash and indica were there. Kash never came to me and indica was all over but left me to make some mule from another guys, by the time she came back she had already popped one in the cabanas and never when to the locker room to clean her self. Then she was asking me to take her there! Hold your horse Lucy! At least clean that someone else stench off, sheesh! I could not make my self go there with her at that point. Knowing that I am getting sloppy seconds right after I saw it happen it is not for me.

Other than that no one else worth the trip.

The best reason to go in when they open; no later than 1 pm I say. Otherwise one can almost be ascertained that at least one other has already been there and done that.

[Bertlong]

Visited Venom last week and it was such a let down. Kash and indica were there. Kash never came to me and indica was all over but left me to make some mule from another guys, by the time she came back she had already popped one in the cabanas and never when to the locker room to clean her self. Then she was asking me to take her there! Hold your horse Lucy! At least clean that someone else stench off, sheesh! I could not make my self go there with her at that point. Knowing that I am getting sloppy seconds right after I saw it happen it is not for me.

Other than that no one else worth the trip.

[SmokeShopJoe]

Bunny ranch it was. Sucked then and sounds like it sucks now.

Man last time I was in that building it was called the sunset strip. Fuck, that was a long time ago.

[TucsonGuy2015]

Not only does the club suck ass, but your dollar doesn't go very far. Last I looked, it costs more for a bottle of water at Eden than it does a mixed drink at pretty much any other club. None of us should be going there for any reason.

Eden was the first SC I visited after moving to Tucson, and on that trip I met Lola (she moved away three or four years ago but danced at Venom). I spent $250 on a cabana dance, with a bouncer standing just outside constantly reminding both of us no touching is allowed. Eden is strict on touching on a cabana dance, that's how bad Eden is. But Lola said I should visit her at Venom, so it was a worthwhile visit.

The only possible upsides to Eden are rare, and not worth visiting the club. Since it's open until 4 am, sometimes dancers will work 2-4 at Eden to make money if it was a slow night at Venom or the Boat. You might be able to get a 'foot in the door' so to speak with a dancer for when you see her at Venom or the Boat. You're still better off going to Venom or the Boat, in my opinion. The other possible upside is YouofA coeds sometimes go as customers, the dancers will bring them on stage and you might get a better show from the coeds than from the dancers. If you sit next to a coed at the stage and put ones in front of her so the dancers come over to her you might get a night of great viewing for $20-30 (plus another $10 or so for a bottle of water).

I try to give Eden the benefit of the doubt because of Lola, but it's been a year and a half since I've visited and I'm sure I haven't missed anything.

[TucsonTaoist]

There were about three dancers. Only one was hot. Tall slender blank girl, not sure which one. I ended up leaving wanting.

[Uncivil]

Not only does the club suck ass, but your dollar doesn't go very far. Last I looked, it costs more for a bottle of water at Eden than it does a mixed drink at pretty much any other club. None of us should be going there for any reason.

Bunny ranch it was. Sucked then and sounds like it sucks now.

[SuperSweet]

Got into town yesterday afternoon and decided to go check out the boat last night. Got there around 7:30.

Found my seat, and before I could even talk to a waitress a dancer by the name of Arizona was asking for a dance. Come on ladies, let a guy get a drink before accosting him.

Finally got a drink, and the first one to then approach was the dancer formerly known as Lisa from Venom comes by on her way to the stage and says "You missed me? Yeah, like a fungus. She still soaks herself in that god awful body spray. I forget what name she's using at RR.

Fortunately, while she was on stage (mostly every dancer was doing just one song on stage) a dancer by the name of Jessica came and asked if she could sit with me. Jessica is a smoking hot brunette who hails from LA. We talked for a while, she gave me a couple table dances, then we chatted a bit more before she had to get on stage. There was no mileage on the floor, and I got the impression it would be minimal in the Champagne Room. She got tipped away to another cutomer while she was on stage.

While I was sitting watching the stage for the next 45 minutes or so the only dancer that asked me for a dance was the only one I wanted nothing to do with. Seriously, am I the only one who feels like gagging at the smell of her body spray?

Finally Arizona came back around. To put it nicely, she wasn't completely coherent. But she was attractive. Had a dance on the floor that was ok and was convinced to go to the champagne room. She only did two dances for me in there. If YMMV I must have had a flat. There was more than on the floor, but still not what I was hoping for.

I think I'll go to Venom today and hope to see Honey, my favorite.

It's truly a testament to how the strip club industry has become. Less men coming in tends to have more ploppers and more desperate dancers. As soon as you walk in notice how quickly all eyes will hit you, even for a second from each dancer. They don't want to lose out on potential bread and butter. Well, at the very least, the bread. That's why they're all on you when you get there. Just like a New or Used car salesperson would. And the good reason that there is so much fun to be had. The dancer will think to herself, if I don't do it, another dancer will. Get your money ladies.

[ShyNine]

Bunny ranch it was. Sucked then and sounds like it sucks now.

Was Eden even Eden 15 years ago? I remember being called the bunny ranch. Either way, I agree, both that place and the one by the airport were crap. They literally hovered over you the whole time. Or at least that is how I felt. Hard to enjoy.

[JDSax7]

Got into town yesterday afternoon and decided to go check out the boat last night. Got there around 7:30.

Found my seat, and before I could even talk to a waitress a dancer by the name of Arizona was asking for a dance. Come on ladies, let a guy get a drink before accosting him.

Finally got a drink, and the first one to then approach was the dancer formerly known as Lisa from Venom comes by on her way to the stage and says "You missed me? Yeah, like a fungus. She still soaks herself in that god awful body spray. I forget what name she's using at RR.

Fortunately, while she was on stage (mostly every dancer was doing just one song on stage) a dancer by the name of Jessica came and asked if she could sit with me. Jessica is a smoking hot brunette who hails from LA. We talked for a while, she gave me a couple table dances, then we chatted a bit more before she had to get on stage. There was no mileage on the floor, and I got the impression it would be minimal in the Champagne Room. She got tipped away to another cutomer while she was on stage.

While I was sitting watching the stage for the next 45 minutes or so the only dancer that asked me for a dance was the only one I wanted nothing to do with. Seriously, am I the only one who feels like gagging at the smell of her body spray?

Finally Arizona came back around. To put it nicely, she wasn't completely coherent. But she was attractive. Had a dance on the floor that was ok and was convinced to go to the champagne room. She only did two dances for me in there. If YMMV I must have had a flat. There was more than on the floor, but still not what I was hoping for.

I think I'll go to Venom today and hope to see Honey, my favorite.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

She is a beauty and lots of fun if you do OTC, but I will caution you, that you must keep an eye on our alcohol intake as she will get to a point of no return and if she reaches that point your night can be fucked. Happy Hunts!

Thanks for the warning.

[RiccoLatin]

Had an interesting evening with Tatiana but there is definitely an YMMV issue going on. Long story short: extras are available but you have to earn them.

She is a beauty and lots of fun if you do OTC, but I will caution you, that you must keep an eye on our alcohol intake as she will get to a point of no return and if she reaches that point your night can be fucked. Happy Hunts!

[DkPersonal]

I don't even consider it a strip club, though it is. I went once 15 years ago. A complete waste of time and money.

Ah and I never hit the club that used to be by the airport either.

I amend my statement. LOL.

Be safe gents.

Was Eden even Eden 15 years ago? I remember being called the bunny ranch. Either way, I agree, both that place and the one by the airport were crap. They literally hovered over you the whole time. Or at least that is how I felt. Hard to enjoy.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

Had an interesting evening with Tatiana but there is definitely an YMMV issue going on. Long story short: extras are available but you have to earn them.