Strip Club Reports

[Amorist1]

And what's up charging Coronas for $6. 50 like we carry quarters around (and the tiny receipts you get). Very few dancers. One "German" dancer came by the bar and was hustling for VIP dances. Told her no I normally try floor dance first. Gave me the WORST air dance in history. One and done and she even asked me "did you enjoy it?" I'm like, "yeah sure, it was GREAT!

I think the extra 50 cents is a way of guaranteed tip for the waitress. Didn't you notice that they tell you it's 6. 50 but they NEVER give you the. 50 change? So then you rip a buck (in your mind) and she actually gets away w 1. 50. It's a pissy little trip that I don't like. As for Unique, yeah she makes a big deal "I'm from Germany" and she'll always want to head straight to the VIP where her dances are just as lame.

[TucsonGuy2015]

I have noticed my time in strip clubs to be aware of my surroundings. While I do this I notice a lot of mongers wearing certain types of clothing to have some easy access to the junk. It looks EXTREMELY obvious to me as a customer when I see athletic shorts and a white dress shirt that has no business being grouped together. This is also a sign that someone is looking for some extra fun. More so on the floor rather then having to pay to go into a VIP section or Champagne room. Dancers talk about this often. It's a way to tell that someone has every intention on getting some play time during lunch. Or just coming for some very active play time while they're in the club. It's extremely obvious, but you're definitely getting the most for your hard earned dollar.

And if a dancer plays with a customer on the floor, she doesn't have to give the club a share of VIP dances. But a customer wearing athletic shorts might just like athletic shorts, he's not necessarily expecting to have play time.

[ShyNine]

I agree with SL.

I spent a full year, maybe more just reading and seeing how things went here before I began to post.

I also do my best to be guarded in how and what I post but will share info with seniors.

I've also taken time to share on other forums when I used to travel more and it helped a lot.

I appreciate the dancers and what they will do help an old guy know he ain't dead yet.

[SuckItAgain]

If USASexGuide had a 'like' feature like facebook, I would like this post.

We have elections in a month and a half, and sometimes politicians decide to show they are 'tough on crime' by going after strip clubs. Stripper Luv's policy is always a good policy, and that is especially true right before an election. SL shares a lot of information that benefits all of us, and he just detailed the importance of discretion in sharing information.

For newer members, we have some standard advice that can be useful to everyone. Venom and Raider's Reef are generally your best best. Dancers from out of town are more likely to offer extras, a dancer who lives and works in Tucson runs a higher risk of getting into trouble for extras. Always negotiate specifics before going to the VIP or cabana.

One thing I'm noticing is that dancers can tell if you are looking for extras. Guys who go to the club by themselves are probably looking for extras, a group is more likely looking to have fun with friends. Sometimes there will be customers at Venom or the Boat and none of the dancers want anything to do with the customers, that probably says something about us as customers. We have to establish a reputation with clubs, dancers, and bouncers and also establish a reputation here on the forum. Of course, if we have a reputation of not overpaying for services that may explain the cold shoulder we get sometimes.

I have noticed my time in strip clubs to be aware of my surroundings. While I do this I notice a lot of mongers wearing certain types of clothing to have some easy access to the junk. It looks EXTREMELY obvious to me as a customer when I see athletic shorts and a white dress shirt that has no business being grouped together. This is also a sign that someone is looking for some extra fun. More so on the floor rather then having to pay to go into a VIP section or Champagne room. Dancers talk about this often. It's a way to tell that someone has every intention on getting some play time during lunch. Or just coming for some very active play time while they're in the club. It's extremely obvious, but you're definitely getting the most for your hard earned dollar.

[Achmed46]

Sitting here now. 4 songs played. No dancers. One gal doing a table dance. Will not be back.

[Achmed46]

I don't know if this is normal as I normally visit Phoenix clubs but I went to the boat the first time on a Sat night (around 6 pm) and it was DEAD. Like 5 customers including myself. And what's up charging Coronas for $6. 50 like we carry quarters around (and the tiny receipts you get). Very few dancers. One "German" dancer came by the bar and was hustling for VIP dances. Told her no I normally try floor dance first. Gave me the WORST air dance in history. One and done and she even asked me "did you enjoy it?" I'm like, "yeah sure, it was GREAT!

Shift change on a Saturday night. Worst time to go to the boat. I rub more pussy at 3:00 in the afternoon.

[WhiteSun777]

I have been hanging at the boat the last few days. For chocolate lovers there us Diamond, Lilly, Mitzy, Coy, and China. All are alot of. Fun. Great bodies and faces.

I don't know if this is normal as I normally visit Phoenix clubs but I went to the boat the first time on a Sat night (around 6 pm) and it was DEAD. Like 5 customers including myself. And what's up charging Coronas for $6. 50 like we carry quarters around (and the tiny receipts you get). Very few dancers. One "German" dancer came by the bar and was hustling for VIP dances. Told her no I normally try floor dance first. Gave me the WORST air dance in history. One and done and she even asked me "did you enjoy it?" I'm like, "yeah sure, it was GREAT!

[TucsonGuy2015]

Many forum members who have not reached "Senior Member" status are PMing me for info. I am happy to share information, as you senior members know. But it has always been my policy to only divulge information to senior members. I do this for several reasons.

Since the information I share can get lots of people and businesses in trouble, I make an attempt to screen the recipients. Becoming a Senior Member is one of the criteria I use.

As a senior member you've had an opportunity to post and we've seen the level of your dialogue to understand whether you are discreet, knowledgeable, and respectful of the hobby and its participants. From your track record of postings we can see your patterns, narrative style, and content to be able to have an idea if you are law enforcement, a parole officer (yes, I know who you are), or spouse. Also, when you've reached senior level, I've had an opportunity to interact with you via PM and / or by meeting you. Once that happens I can feel comfortable sharing my information because I know and trust you.

Another reason I only share information with Senior Members is to prevent the lurkers from gumming up the works by using intel to mess up a good thing for others who contribute to the hobby by sharing info with me. Many times a fellow hobbyist will share information with me with the provision that it not be shared with other, unqualified members.

I'm sorry if my standards sound harsh, but this method keeps me, the clubs, and the dancers out of trouble. Making recommendations to mongers I don't know can be potentially hazardous to the dancers (not to mention my reputation). So, no amount of begging, pleading, or bribery can get me to fork over my intelligence if you've not, at a minimum, reached the Senior Member status. I had to do it. I had to be patient while I earned the trust of other forum members. You can too.

I look forward to sharing information with all of you once you've become qualified. It's not hard to do. Just participate in the hobby and tell us about it. Keep visiting the clubs and post your experiences (judiciously and not too explicitly). Build up your credentials with your postings.

I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.

Stripper Luv.

If USASexGuide had a 'like' feature like facebook, I would like this post.

We have elections in a month and a half, and sometimes politicians decide to show they are 'tough on crime' by going after strip clubs. Stripper Luv's policy is always a good policy, and that is especially true right before an election. SL shares a lot of information that benefits all of us, and he just detailed the importance of discretion in sharing information.

For newer members, we have some standard advice that can be useful to everyone. Venom and Raider's Reef are generally your best best. Dancers from out of town are more likely to offer extras, a dancer who lives and works in Tucson runs a higher risk of getting into trouble for extras. Always negotiate specifics before going to the VIP or cabana.

One thing I'm noticing is that dancers can tell if you are looking for extras. Guys who go to the club by themselves are probably looking for extras, a group is more likely looking to have fun with friends. Sometimes there will be customers at Venom or the Boat and none of the dancers want anything to do with the customers, that probably says something about us as customers. We have to establish a reputation with clubs, dancers, and bouncers and also establish a reputation here on the forum. Of course, if we have a reputation of not overpaying for services that may explain the cold shoulder we get sometimes.

[Stripper Luv]

Please let me know too.

Many forum members who have not reached "Senior Member" status are PMing me for info. I am happy to share information, as you senior members know. But it has always been my policy to only divulge information to senior members. I do this for several reasons.

Since the information I share can get lots of people and businesses in trouble, I make an attempt to screen the recipients. Becoming a Senior Member is one of the criteria I use.

As a senior member you've had an opportunity to post and we've seen the level of your dialogue to understand whether you are discreet, knowledgeable, and respectful of the hobby and its participants. From your track record of postings we can see your patterns, narrative style, and content to be able to have an idea if you are law enforcement, a parole officer (yes, I know who you are), or spouse. Also, when you've reached senior level, I've had an opportunity to interact with you via PM and / or by meeting you. Once that happens I can feel comfortable sharing my information because I know and trust you.

Another reason I only share information with Senior Members is to prevent the lurkers from gumming up the works by using intel to mess up a good thing for others who contribute to the hobby by sharing info with me. Many times a fellow hobbyist will share information with me with the provision that it not be shared with other, unqualified members.

I'm sorry if my standards sound harsh, but this method keeps me, the clubs, and the dancers out of trouble. Making recommendations to mongers I don't know can be potentially hazardous to the dancers (not to mention my reputation). So, no amount of begging, pleading, or bribery can get me to fork over my intelligence if you've not, at a minimum, reached the Senior Member status. I had to do it. I had to be patient while I earned the trust of other forum members. You can too.

I look forward to sharing information with all of you once you've become qualified. It's not hard to do. Just participate in the hobby and tell us about it. Keep visiting the clubs and post your experiences (judiciously and not too explicitly). Build up your credentials with your postings.

I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.

Stripper Luv.

[Achmed46]

I have been hanging at the boat the last few days. For chocolate lovers there us Diamond, Lilly, Mitzy, Coy, and China. All are alot of. Fun. Great bodies and faces.

[ShyNine]

Dropped in yesterday afternoon to see what was shakin'.

Kash was looking beautiful as always and flitting about the club occasionally landing on a lap.

Listened to brandy get her O on in the cabana.

Took a ride in Paris. Pm me for details.

Had candy on the couch grind to an O on me, looking forward to a turn behind the curtain with her next time.

Play hard and play safe gentlemen.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

Check your PM.

Please sir, I'd like some more as well. LOL.

[Rusty1122]

Check your PM.

Please let me know too.

[Stripper Luv]

Threesomes ah! Please do tell with whom you may have had the luck to these type of encounters! I am most intrigued.

Check your PM.

[Bertlong]

It's true. Every time I'm in the Raider's Champaign Room getting sucked and fucked the designated counter comes in every song to see who's giving dances. They can see but they ignore the nasty. I've never had a bouncer or counter approach or say anything and that includes some flagrant threesomes.

Threesomes ah! Please do tell with whom you may have had the luck to these type of encounters! I am most intrigued.