Strip Club Reports

[Missing Sonora]

Part 1
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=287

Part 2
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=291

Part 3
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=294

Very good reading!

Thanks so much Kirstyforme!

[Kirstyforme]

Hey guys,

I've been searching the forum and I can only find part 4 of Sexhobbyist guide to strip clubs. If the first 3 parts are available could someone be so kind to provide a link for me?

Part 1
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=287

Part 2
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=291

Part 3
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=294

Very good reading!

[Missing Sonora]

Hey guys,

I've been searching the forum and I can only find part 4 of Sexhobbyist guide to strip clubs. If the first 3 parts are available could someone be so kind to provide a link for me?

I'm from the east coast and I'm headed into town next week on a week-long business trip, and I'd like to read all I can before I leave. I've spent alot of time perusing this forum, and I have to tell you that it is a bit discouraging to find out that being an out-of-towner will likely hinder my success, but it's certainly understandable considering the circumstances.

If anyone would like to offer advice or even be willing to meet up with me for a few drinks I'd be grateful. Things tend to go alot smoother when you know a local. Feel free to PM me if you'd like.

Thanks guys and gals.

[Sexhobbyist]

The annual Tucson Weekly Best of Tucson edition is out. The gay (nothing wrong with being gay, as Seinfeld would say) editor and writers have chosen Curves as the best Gentlemen's Club. TD's West/East and Ten's came in second and third, respectively. The problem here is that trying to get the gay Tucson Weekly staff to understand "gentlemen's clubs" is like trying to explain the color blue to a blind man. Their rationale for picking Curves: "the girls are pretty."

Oh, did I mention that Curves has a full-page color ad? Yeah. Follow the money.

Sexhobbyist

[Sexhobbyist]

Sexhobbyist:

Did they use a 4-inch tape measure?? Just kidding!!! Great work!!

Wireless91910

It was a millimeter gauge...a micrometer and a magnifying glass.

[Missing Sonora]

edited: sorry. stupid question. should have spent more time reading the forum first.

[MyThicBrew]

Hey K4me,

Good job and congrats! Welcome to the club, 8^)

BTW, SH has succeeded in this a few months ago. But I finally succeeded in FS on the main floor, not once but twice, both of the last two Fridays. What a rush. 8^)

MythicBrew

Well, add me to the list of finally achieving the fs 'holy grail' strip club experience! Took many visits and cultivating a few dancers but success was finally achieved.

Guys the experience is awaiting if you are patient and watchful. Listen to the experience of others on the board (SH, MM, and MB come to mind immediately) as they are a wealth of knowledge and guidance.

Now that my strip club cherry is broken I'll have to see about raising the batting average, lol.

[Wireless91910]

Sexhobbyist:

Did they use a 4-inch tape measure?? Just kidding!!! Great work!!

Wireless91910

True story (unless you are LEO reading this, in which case this is a figment of my imagination). There is a witness which lends credibility to the story. (Unless you are LEO, in which case, the witness has left town.) It sounds very self-serving, but I can't help it. You'll see.

Early in the week I was club hopping trying to find some new talent with the right attitude willing to make some money. The CS is getting too familiar so I was venturing out. I was in a club where I know one of the waitresses. I "know" her in the carnal sense. I asked her for some help identifying suitable entertainment and she introduced me to a cute young thing. A couple of table dances indicated to me that she'd be worth taking to the VIP. We had a great time playing with each other, but no fs. While in the VIP, the waitress-friend came in several times to see how we were doing. The two of them played with my dick together after they took it out of my pants they kept talking about how big it is. The conversation kept up for too long, then died out, then was revived. I was getting perturbed because they wouldn't shut up about it. The waitress left and came back several times and gave her blessing to what was transpiring and even participated a little. I had a good time and paid each appropriately and left.

Yesterday (Friday) I went back to the club and that dancer was on stage as soon as I walked in. I went up to the stage and tipped her and she said she was hoping I would come in today. After getting off stage, she came and sat in my lap. We exchanged pleasantries and headed to the VIP. My waitress-friend came in and saw that I had found my dancer and that we were already getting started. The two of them pulled my dick out and, together, gave me one helluva bbbj. I was very impressed. The dancer then reached for her little purse and pulled out a measuring tape. Yep! A measuring tape! She measured my dick! The waitress helped. This is the first time I've ever had my dick measured by anyone, anytime, anyplace. I couldn't believe it. The dancer and waitress made lots of remarks about the size then the waitress left so as not to get into trouble. After she left, the dancer climbed on my lap in cowgirl position and began rubbing her clit with my dick. I could feel her getting wet and slippery. She put my dick in her pussy and I yelled "stop!" Startled, she pulled it out quick and looked at me like she was in big trouble. I pulled out a condom and she grabbed it out of my hand, dressed me, mounted me, and rode me through three orgasms (hers, not mine). After her third, I came once. After it was over she said that she'd never had a man's dick in her pussy except her boyfriend's. Said she was a virgin until he came along. But that the only reason I got to fuck her was because my dick was so big and she didn't think she'd ever get another one that big again in her life and she wanted to experience it once. She said she was so happy I came back and was hoping to see me again and suddenly, there I was at stageside. She said she came prepared to check me out in case I came back. I told her that I've never been examined like that before, ever. She said she wanted the memory of it for her old age which is why she brought the measuring tape.

Just when I thought I'd experienced it all in a strip club....
Sexhobbyist

[Sexhobbyist]

True story (unless you are LEO reading this, in which case this is a figment of my imagination). There is a witness which lends credibility to the story. (Unless you are LEO, in which case, the witness has left town.) It sounds very self-serving, but I can't help it. You'll see.

Early in the week I was club hopping trying to find some new talent with the right attitude willing to make some money. The CS is getting too familiar so I was venturing out. I was in a club where I know one of the waitresses. I "know" her in the carnal sense. I asked her for some help identifying suitable entertainment and she introduced me to a cute young thing. A couple of table dances indicated to me that she'd be worth taking to the VIP. We had a great time playing with each other, but no fs. While in the VIP, the waitress-friend came in several times to see how we were doing. The two of them played with my dick together after they took it out of my pants they kept talking about how big it is. The conversation kept up for too long, then died out, then was revived. I was getting perturbed because they wouldn't shut up about it. The waitress left and came back several times and gave her blessing to what was transpiring and even participated a little. I had a good time and paid each appropriately and left.

Yesterday (Friday) I went back to the club and that dancer was on stage as soon as I walked in. I went up to the stage and tipped her and she said she was hoping I would come in today. After getting off stage, she came and sat in my lap. We exchanged pleasantries and headed to the VIP. My waitress-friend came in and saw that I had found my dancer and that we were already getting started. The two of them pulled my dick out and, together, gave me one helluva bbbj. I was very impressed. The dancer then reached for her little purse and pulled out a measuring tape. Yep! A measuring tape! She measured my dick! The waitress helped. This is the first time I've ever had my dick measured by anyone, anytime, anyplace. I couldn't believe it. The dancer and waitress made lots of remarks about the size then the waitress left so as not to get into trouble. After she left, the dancer climbed on my lap in cowgirl position and began rubbing her clit with my dick. I could feel her getting wet and slippery. She put my dick in her pussy and I yelled "stop!" Startled, she pulled it out quick and looked at me like she was in big trouble. I pulled out a condom and she grabbed it out of my hand, dressed me, mounted me, and rode me through three orgasms (hers, not mine). After her third, I came once. After it was over she said that she'd never had a man's dick in her pussy except her boyfriend's. Said she was a virgin until he came along. But that the only reason I got to fuck her was because my dick was so big and she didn't think she'd ever get another one that big again in her life and she wanted to experience it once. She said she was so happy I came back and was hoping to see me again and suddenly, there I was at stageside. She said she came prepared to check me out in case I came back. I told her that I've never been examined like that before, ever. She said she wanted the memory of it for her old age which is why she brought the measuring tape.

Just when I thought I'd experienced it all in a strip club....
Sexhobbyist

[Sexhobbyist]

Td's West is up and running again like the first time I ever saw it. The mgt has brought in a bunch of PHX girls and they were going nuts offering table dances. A few of the old heifer types with hefty asses were in force but they were getting overrun by the sleeker PHX girls. There are finally some stunners back working TD's and things have turned around.

About d**m time! I'll have to check it out. Hopefully there will be some dancers with talent and the right attitude. It's been really pathetic in there lately so this promises to be a good omen if it continues.

Thanks for the update, MM.
Sexhobbyist

[Merlin Magician]

Td's West is up and running again like the first time I ever saw it. The mgt has brought in a bunch of PHX girls and they were going nuts offering table dances. A few of the old heifer types with hefty asses were in force but they were getting overrun by the sleeker PHX girls. There are finally some stunners back working TD's and things have turned around.

My biggest surprise was the beautiful tall blonde lady who was a waitress for that last couple of years there is now dancing. I was floored as I had been trying to get her in my lap when she was slinging drinks, but she didn't dance then. Now she do and she is a knockout in her new uniform just like I imagined she would be. What a set of knockers!! I'm still drooling!

[Kirstyforme]

Well, add me to the list of finally achieving the fs 'holy grail' strip club experience! Took many visits and cultivating a few dancers but success was finally achieved.

Guys the experience is awaiting if you are patient and watchful. Listen to the experience of others on the board (SH, MM, and MB come to mind immediately) as they are a wealth of knowledge and guidance.

Now that my strip club cherry is broken I'll have to see about raising the batting average, lol.

[LoveLOS]

4 months...

[Sexhobbyist]

Although it's just Thursday, here's a report: This week I had five fs encounters in several local clubs. Two of the encounters were by first-time fs converts. There is no doubt that CS is the club that has the best value for the dollar. Other clubs may have more eye candy, but CS has the dancers with the right attitude and mongers can count on the most fun experience.

Having said that, there is plenty of talent available in other clubs. It's just a matter of spending some money to find the ones who are worth the VIP trip. It seems that almost all the clubs are nearly deserted during the day. Except for TD's West, there are enough dancers for a monger to take his pick and try several. Those who like the "hefty" women have TD's West all to themselves. For the rest of us, the clubs are perfect right now for trying out the talent. There is something for all tastes.

Sexhobbyist

[Hunter955]

Went to the CS Tuesday for my first visit. Usually come into town 2-3 times a year and have been going to TD-East. The CS girls were OK a few were in the 8 to 10 range. Great lap dances and great time in the VIP. Left with a smile. Good prices for what is provided. Will go back.