Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlieSmooth]

Anyone ever try this lady she runs a ad on CL she looks very pretty anyone ever see her.

Sep 18 Divine Relaxation Massage by Independent CMT Leslie (Outcall Only) pic map.

I was sure I read somewhere that she was a flake but wouldn't know where to start looking for it. The reason I remember is because she looks like a librarian and I wondered how freaky she'd get.

[MikeW14]

I, too, have been searching, mostly in vain, for that perfect combination of a great massage with a great ending.

If it will help, here is a breakdown of the ones I have visited over the years that (as far as I know) are still active. Some I've seen recently, others I haven't seen in more than a year, or even two.

1. Eve / Beauty.

Black woman with a great, curvy body and hypnotic eyes. Massage is ok but not amazing. She moves to teasing quick and wants you to flip within about 15 minutes. Likes butt-play and probably a lot of other things. Amazing ending. Difficult personality, though, especially for your first time. $120 for the hour. One of my favorites.

2. Eva / Latin Professional.

Central American (Panama, IIRC) woman, late 40's maybe early 50's with a nice body and sexy (IMO) accent. Massage is therapeutic, better than average but not great. Uses a very smelly oil / lotion that could cause problems for some mongers. Definitely not a sexy massage at any point. She will finish the job, but that is also very mechanical and not particularly sexy. $100 for an hour.

3. Teigh.

Local white girl with aspirations for being a madame. Short, has an OK body. Massage is literally nothing, it's ostensibly B2 B, but it's a little tickling and some pussy rubbing only, but you're not allowed to touch, either. It's like getting a lapdance at the club, but with release at the end. The release itself is. Not good, but it gets the job done. Best part is that she's 69-ing you with her crotch in your face as she's wanking. You can look at it, but not touch. I don't actually remember the damage, but it was high, more than $100 for maybe a 20 minute "rub". Probably a pass, unless you like lapdances and not massages.

4. Mature Hippie Type.

Local white woman. 40's maybe 50's. A little dumpy. Great personality, though, and the massage is probably the best on this list. The ending is astounding, and she's really into multiple shots on goal if you can handle that. Price is steep, though, $160 for the hour. One of my favorites, but the high price makes it difficult for me to return.

5. Pssssssst / Katie.

Local white woman, mid 50's. Nice body for her age. Acerbic personality, though; talks the whole time, mostly about herself, and that makes it difficult to enjoy the massage. Massage itself isn't really a massage, it's more of a tickle with occasional kisses, but it's full body and better by far than Teigh's. Haven't seen her in a couple years; when I saw her she was talking about getting a boob job and then going topless. Not sure if she's done that or not. Cost at the time was I think $120. Probably higher now.

6. October Rose.

Local white woman, late 50's, maybe 60's. Horrible massage, boring ending.

7. Asian Massage Parlors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, there's no play at the local parlors anymore. I did get a decent tease recently at an AMP (I mean, they're great cheap massages), but when I hinted at more and even tried DIY she told me to go home to my wife.

I agree about #7, especially since Blue Sapphire got raided. They had some excellent young women. I did visit the Tokyo Spa on a recent trip to Metropolis IL to gamble. Seems like you can get anything you ask for, although rushed and my women in late 30's was only average looking. I'm in search of a traveling AMP; seen a few listed lately. Please PM if you have a good experience. Thanks.

[SnoBallGuy]

Anyone ever try this lady she runs a ad on CL she looks very pretty anyone ever see her.

Sep 18 Divine Relaxation Massage by Independent CMT Leslie (Outcall Only) pic map.

[CharlieSmooth]

What ever happened to the young lady who was doing manscaping a few months back. PM me if you have her contact info please.

I just saw her last night. Feel free to PM me with any questions. Will do another review this weekend.

[DiscFan]

So I was hoping to have a massage today, and after looking through the possibilities, I figured I would TOFFT and try out this "Amazing Hypnotic Massage". The warm coconut oil was as advertised. This person is the same Sammie you can find reviewed in the backpage section as well as some pictures of her in other sections of backpage.

She is using the same number, although those pictures are definitely a bit outdated (definitely her pictures though), but she is still very pleasant to be around. All natural. She does have a large German Shepard in the room with her, so if you have an issue with dogs (especially big dogs) then this may not be for you. The dog is sweet, though, and didn't seem threatening in the slightest towards me.

I hope to repeat sometime soon.

[ComTech42]

What ever happened to the young lady who was doing manscaping a few months back. PM me if you have her contact info please.

[MikeSmith63]

You should definitely check it out Celeste is my favorite.

I've been there quite a few times, Lindsey and jess are my favorites. Definitely worth the trip and yes they do have free beer.

[Macthesword]

I, too, have been searching, mostly in vain, for that perfect combination of a great massage with a great ending.

If it will help, here is a breakdown of the ones I have visited over the years that (as far as I know) are still active. Some I've seen recently, others I haven't seen in more than a year, or even two.

1. Eve / Beauty.

Black woman with a great, curvy body and hypnotic eyes. Massage is ok but not amazing. She moves to teasing quick and wants you to flip within about 15 minutes. Likes butt-play and probably a lot of other things. Amazing ending. Difficult personality, though, especially for your first time. $120 for the hour. One of my favorites.

2. Eva / Latin Professional.

Central American (Panama, IIRC) woman, late 40's maybe early 50's with a nice body and sexy (IMO) accent. Massage is therapeutic, better than average but not great. Uses a very smelly oil / lotion that could cause problems for some mongers. Definitely not a sexy massage at any point. She will finish the job, but that is also very mechanical and not particularly sexy. $100 for an hour.

3. Teigh.

Local white girl with aspirations for being a madame. Short, has an OK body. Massage is literally nothing, it's ostensibly B2 B, but it's a little tickling and some pussy rubbing only, but you're not allowed to touch, either. It's like getting a lapdance at the club, but with release at the end. The release itself is. Not good, but it gets the job done. Best part is that she's 69-ing you with her crotch in your face as she's wanking. You can look at it, but not touch. I don't actually remember the damage, but it was high, more than $100 for maybe a 20 minute "rub". Probably a pass, unless you like lapdances and not massages.

4. Mature Hippie Type.

Local white woman. 40's maybe 50's. A little dumpy. Great personality, though, and the massage is probably the best on this list. The ending is astounding, and she's really into multiple shots on goal if you can handle that. Price is steep, though, $160 for the hour. One of my favorites, but the high price makes it difficult for me to return.

5. Pssssssst / Katie.

Local white woman, mid 50's. Nice body for her age. Acerbic personality, though; talks the whole time, mostly about herself, and that makes it difficult to enjoy the massage. Massage itself isn't really a massage, it's more of a tickle with occasional kisses, but it's full body and better by far than Teigh's. Haven't seen her in a couple years; when I saw her she was talking about getting a boob job and then going topless. Not sure if she's done that or not. Cost at the time was I think $120. Probably higher now.

6. October Rose.

Local white woman, late 50's, maybe 60's. Horrible massage, boring ending.

7. Asian Massage Parlors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, there's no play at the local parlors anymore. I did get a decent tease recently at an AMP (I mean, they're great cheap massages), but when I hinted at more and even tried DIY she told me to go home to my wife.

Thank you for the awesome info!

[VolsPapi71]

Best body rub I have ever had in my life. Celeste was incredible, the atmosphere was amazing. Very secluded and relaxing space. Free beer! I mean what gets better than that. The girls make you feel like home. Lindsay was very different than Celeste but definitely amazing also. She was very naturally beautiful and quiet and graceful. I hope they open up a shop downtown, I live in the gulch. Definitely recommend this place over oasis or a list.

[VolsPapi71]

Can anyone pm review for studio 22 thanks.

You should definitely check it out Celeste is my favorite.

[BoroJ]

I, too, have been searching, mostly in vain, for that perfect combination of a great massage with a great ending.

If it will help, here is a breakdown of the ones I have visited over the years that (as far as I know) are still active. Some I've seen recently, others I haven't seen in more than a year, or even two.

1. Eve / Beauty.

Black woman with a great, curvy body and hypnotic eyes. Massage is ok but not amazing. She moves to teasing quick and wants you to flip within about 15 minutes. Likes butt-play and probably a lot of other things. Amazing ending. Difficult personality, though, especially for your first time. $120 for the hour. One of my favorites.

2. Eva / Latin Professional.

Central American (Panama, IIRC) woman, late 40's maybe early 50's with a nice body and sexy (IMO) accent. Massage is therapeutic, better than average but not great. Uses a very smelly oil / lotion that could cause problems for some mongers. Definitely not a sexy massage at any point. She will finish the job, but that is also very mechanical and not particularly sexy. $100 for an hour.

3. Teigh.

Local white girl with aspirations for being a madame. Short, has an OK body. Massage is literally nothing, it's ostensibly B2 B, but it's a little tickling and some pussy rubbing only, but you're not allowed to touch, either. It's like getting a lapdance at the club, but with release at the end. The release itself is. Not good, but it gets the job done. Best part is that she's 69-ing you with her crotch in your face as she's wanking. You can look at it, but not touch. I don't actually remember the damage, but it was high, more than $100 for maybe a 20 minute "rub". Probably a pass, unless you like lapdances and not massages.

4. Mature Hippie Type.

Local white woman. 40's maybe 50's. A little dumpy. Great personality, though, and the massage is probably the best on this list. The ending is astounding, and she's really into multiple shots on goal if you can handle that. Price is steep, though, $160 for the hour. One of my favorites, but the high price makes it difficult for me to return.

5. Pssssssst / Katie.

Local white woman, mid 50's. Nice body for her age. Acerbic personality, though; talks the whole time, mostly about herself, and that makes it difficult to enjoy the massage. Massage itself isn't really a massage, it's more of a tickle with occasional kisses, but it's full body and better by far than Teigh's. Haven't seen her in a couple years; when I saw her she was talking about getting a boob job and then going topless. Not sure if she's done that or not. Cost at the time was I think $120. Probably higher now.

6. October Rose.

Local white woman, late 50's, maybe 60's. Horrible massage, boring ending.

7. Asian Massage Parlors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, there's no play at the local parlors anymore. I did get a decent tease recently at an AMP (I mean, they're great cheap massages), but when I hinted at more and even tried DIY she told me to go home to my wife.

Nice summary! Especially for the limited options around here.

[ComTech42]

I, too, have been searching, mostly in vain, for that perfect combination of a great massage with a great ending.

If it will help, here is a breakdown of the ones I have visited over the years that (as far as I know) are still active. Some I've seen recently, others I haven't seen in more than a year, or even two.

1. Eve / Beauty.

Black woman with a great, curvy body and hypnotic eyes. Massage is ok but not amazing. She moves to teasing quick and wants you to flip within about 15 minutes. Likes butt-play and probably a lot of other things. Amazing ending. Difficult personality, though, especially for your first time. $120 for the hour. One of my favorites.

2. Eva / Latin Professional.

Central American (Panama, IIRC) woman, late 40's maybe early 50's with a nice body and sexy (IMO) accent. Massage is therapeutic, better than average but not great. Uses a very smelly oil / lotion that could cause problems for some mongers. Definitely not a sexy massage at any point. She will finish the job, but that is also very mechanical and not particularly sexy. $100 for an hour.

3. Teigh.

Local white girl with aspirations for being a madame. Short, has an OK body. Massage is literally nothing, it's ostensibly B2 B, but it's a little tickling and some pussy rubbing only, but you're not allowed to touch, either. It's like getting a lapdance at the club, but with release at the end. The release itself is. Not good, but it gets the job done. Best part is that she's 69-ing you with her crotch in your face as she's wanking. You can look at it, but not touch. I don't actually remember the damage, but it was high, more than $100 for maybe a 20 minute "rub". Probably a pass, unless you like lapdances and not massages.

4. Mature Hippie Type.

Local white woman. 40's maybe 50's. A little dumpy. Great personality, though, and the massage is probably the best on this list. The ending is astounding, and she's really into multiple shots on goal if you can handle that. Price is steep, though, $160 for the hour. One of my favorites, but the high price makes it difficult for me to return.

5. Pssssssst / Katie.

Local white woman, mid 50's. Nice body for her age. Acerbic personality, though; talks the whole time, mostly about herself, and that makes it difficult to enjoy the massage. Massage itself isn't really a massage, it's more of a tickle with occasional kisses, but it's full body and better by far than Teigh's. Haven't seen her in a couple years; when I saw her she was talking about getting a boob job and then going topless. Not sure if she's done that or not. Cost at the time was I think $120. Probably higher now.

6. October Rose.

Local white woman, late 50's, maybe 60's. Horrible massage, boring ending.

7. Asian Massage Parlors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, there's no play at the local parlors anymore. I did get a decent tease recently at an AMP (I mean, they're great cheap massages), but when I hinted at more and even tried DIY she told me to go home to my wife.

Your review. Tells it like it is.

[Lingam Me]

I visited an asian girl in Brentwood area two or three months ago. Honestly, she did look similar to the one in the photos and said her name was Coco. Pretty girl, very petite. However, it was a lame massage and HE was rushed. No touching her until last few minutes. Entire episode lasted less than 20 minutes. Can not recommend unless you and her have a complete understanding of what services are to be rendered and how much time is allowed. DO YOUR NEGOTIATING BEFORE PAYING! Good luck.

Unless she's retired from acting. It's not the girl in the pics. If any of you remember the very first transporter movie, you should remember her.

Ling.

[ChuckNdHowz]

Thanks, A very thorough and comprehensive review of some of what is out there.

I, too, have been searching, mostly in vain, for that perfect combination of a great massage with a great ending.

If it will help, here is a breakdown of the ones I have visited over the years that (as far as I know) are still active. Some I've seen recently, others I haven't seen in more than a year, or even two.

1. Eve / Beauty.

Black woman with a great, curvy body and hypnotic eyes. Massage is ok but not amazing. She moves to teasing quick and wants you to flip within about 15 minutes. Likes butt-play and probably a lot of other things. Amazing ending. Difficult personality, though, especially for your first time. $120 for the hour. One of my favorites.

2. Eva / Latin Professional.

Central American (Panama, IIRC) woman, late 40's maybe early 50's with a nice body and sexy (IMO) accent. Massage is therapeutic, better than average but not great. Uses a very smelly oil / lotion that could cause problems for some mongers. Definitely not a sexy massage at any point. She will finish the job, but that is also very mechanical and not particularly sexy. $100 for an hour.

3. Teigh.

Local white girl with aspirations for being a madame. Short, has an OK body. Massage is literally nothing, it's ostensibly B2 B, but it's a little tickling and some pussy rubbing only, but you're not allowed to touch, either. It's like getting a lapdance at the club, but with release at the end. The release itself is. Not good, but it gets the job done. Best part is that she's 69-ing you with her crotch in your face as she's wanking. You can look at it, but not touch. I don't actually remember the damage, but it was high, more than $100 for maybe a 20 minute "rub". Probably a pass, unless you like lapdances and not massages.

4. Mature Hippie Type.

Local white woman. 40's maybe 50's. A little dumpy. Great personality, though, and the massage is probably the best on this list. The ending is astounding, and she's really into multiple shots on goal if you can handle that. Price is steep, though, $160 for the hour. One of my favorites, but the high price makes it difficult for me to return.

5. Pssssssst / Katie.

Local white woman, mid 50's. Nice body for her age. Acerbic personality, though; talks the whole time, mostly about herself, and that makes it difficult to enjoy the massage. Massage itself isn't really a massage, it's more of a tickle with occasional kisses, but it's full body and better by far than Teigh's. Haven't seen her in a couple years; when I saw her she was talking about getting a boob job and then going topless. Not sure if she's done that or not. Cost at the time was I think $120. Probably higher now.

6. October Rose.

Local white woman, late 50's, maybe 60's. Horrible massage, boring ending.

7. Asian Massage Parlors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, there's no play at the local parlors anymore. I did get a decent tease recently at an AMP (I mean, they're great cheap massages), but when I hinted at more and even tried DIY she told me to go home to my wife.

[SnoBallGuy]

I, too, have been searching, mostly in vain, for that perfect combination of a great massage with a great ending.

If it will help, here is a breakdown of the ones I have visited over the years that (as far as I know) are still active. Some I've seen recently, others I haven't seen in more than a year, or even two.

1. Eve / Beauty.

Black woman with a great, curvy body and hypnotic eyes. Massage is ok but not amazing. She moves to teasing quick and wants you to flip within about 15 minutes. Likes butt-play and probably a lot of other things. Amazing ending. Difficult personality, though, especially for your first time. $120 for the hour. One of my favorites.

2. Eva / Latin Professional.

Central American (Panama, IIRC) woman, late 40's maybe early 50's with a nice body and sexy (IMO) accent. Massage is therapeutic, better than average but not great. Uses a very smelly oil / lotion that could cause problems for some mongers. Definitely not a sexy massage at any point. She will finish the job, but that is also very mechanical and not particularly sexy. $100 for an hour.

3. Teigh.

Local white girl with aspirations for being a madame. Short, has an OK body. Massage is literally nothing, it's ostensibly B2 B, but it's a little tickling and some pussy rubbing only, but you're not allowed to touch, either. It's like getting a lapdance at the club, but with release at the end. The release itself is. Not good, but it gets the job done. Best part is that she's 69-ing you with her crotch in your face as she's wanking. You can look at it, but not touch. I don't actually remember the damage, but it was high, more than $100 for maybe a 20 minute "rub". Probably a pass, unless you like lapdances and not massages.

4. Mature Hippie Type.

Local white woman. 40's maybe 50's. A little dumpy. Great personality, though, and the massage is probably the best on this list. The ending is astounding, and she's really into multiple shots on goal if you can handle that. Price is steep, though, $160 for the hour. One of my favorites, but the high price makes it difficult for me to return.

5. Pssssssst / Katie.

Local white woman, mid 50's. Nice body for her age. Acerbic personality, though; talks the whole time, mostly about herself, and that makes it difficult to enjoy the massage. Massage itself isn't really a massage, it's more of a tickle with occasional kisses, but it's full body and better by far than Teigh's. Haven't seen her in a couple years; when I saw her she was talking about getting a boob job and then going topless. Not sure if she's done that or not. Cost at the time was I think $120. Probably higher now.

6. October Rose.

Local white woman, late 50's, maybe 60's. Horrible massage, boring ending.

7. Asian Massage Parlors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, there's no play at the local parlors anymore. I did get a decent tease recently at an AMP (I mean, they're great cheap massages), but when I hinted at more and even tried DIY she told me to go home to my wife.

Gold Star on the refrigerator next to your name that was great wait did I say great I meant GGGGGGREAT!