Massage Parlor Reports

[MemphisChris]

Had a dream I went into magic. Didn't call ahead, around 8 pm. Lady out front Anna was older but cute. Paid for hhr, was taken to the back. She said she would be right back but Lucy walked in. Thicker, rounder face. Had a strong cigarette smell on her breath. Kept smacking my butt saying she'll take care of me. What proceeded up happen was weird and probably just will keep me away from this place. She started off with what felt like decent massage. But she then proceeded to seat herself between my legs and placed her feet in my palms. She then proceeded to belch twice or thrice and asked me to massage her feet. I hate feet. After the flip she made me get up and asked me to crack her back. I said I'm not here to massage her. But she said "it's ok. Really quick" and proceeded to lay down on the table while I pushed down on her back. WTF. Thinking of leaving at this point but she said I pay you back now. Getting greedy, I lay back down and she starts the process. But first she places my hands on her shoulders asking me to give her shoulder rub. WTF again. I was not enjoying this at all. So it took me a while but I finished. And I couldn't get out of there fast enough. She said next time there would be more as she kept smacking my butt. No Lucy. No more. May never go back again. Can't risk seeing her again. Nice clean place though.

I'm sorry that happened to you, but damn, the details made me laugh! I think we've all had at least one of those types of experiences. I did have the mamasan at an AMP in Dallas ask me to massage her once, but she was actually very petite and hot, if a little older than I prefer. I'd been a few times before so she recognized me, and all the other ladies were busy so I pulled her (again, not your typical mamasan so I was fine with it). She laid nude on the table and said I want you to massage ME! So I did, I straddled her legs while she laid on her stomach and oiled her up and gave her an amateur massage. After a little bit, she reached back and handed me a condom and then guided me inside her. There was a big mirror right next to us where she was watching the whole time, never took her eyes off the mirror, it was hot as hell. I guess she didn't get a lot of action running things.

God I miss those days.

[MJ2023]

I never had an issue with her personally and enjoyed our time together years ago. I'm tempted to schedule a massage with her just to see if she recognizes me. And then the reaction. But that violates my rule of never seeking drama.

Reading up on her sounds like an experience box that could be entertaining to check. Found her website for Carpe Diem. Looks fun. Is this still accurate?

[Satyrrical]

Has anyone seen her recently? I've seen her multiple times in the past and left very satisfied. Made sure to follow all the rules LOL. Is she legit now or still making sure you leave happy? I don't want to waste the time or money if she's legit.

I never had an issue with her personally and enjoyed our time together years ago. I'm tempted to schedule a massage with her just to see if she recognizes me. And then the reaction. But that violates my rule of never seeking drama.

[Duke68]

I can agree with you. I was working in the area and had a little extra time to try this place for the first time. No appointment. An older linebacker of a woman answered the door. I think she was the mamasan because she walked away from the front area as if she was looking to see if any girls were available. It got a little confusing when she came back, then walked me one direction to a big open room with 2 massage tables. Walked out then I heard her say something to me, walked back in and led me out a different direction back to the front. Then we walked up the stairs. We passed a thinner woman that was carrying food. After upstairs, we went in a bedroom that was converted but had a twin bed in the corner. It was very private and I would've loved to use the bed if it was a more attractive woman. Massage was good, attitude was good, she seemed to enjoy giving head and getting naked. I could tell she wanted more but I did not. I kept my eyes closed while I was in her throat.

Is this the acu on Union?

[BdsmMassage]

I think you probably saw my earlier post. I had intended for just a massage and got an older woman, no bait and switch. Her massage was good actually so may be a different one than you ended up with. On the flip I didn't want to look at her so opted for the BBBJ. It wasn't the sexiest of experiences but it did the job.

I can agree with you. I was working in the area and had a little extra time to try this place for the first time. No appointment. An older linebacker of a woman answered the door. I think she was the mamasan because she walked away from the front area as if she was looking to see if any girls were available. It got a little confusing when she came back, then walked me one direction to a big open room with 2 massage tables. Walked out then I heard her say something to me, walked back in and led me out a different direction back to the front. Then we walked up the stairs. We passed a thinner woman that was carrying food. After upstairs, we went in a bedroom that was converted but had a twin bed in the corner. It was very private and I would've loved to use the bed if it was a more attractive woman. Massage was good, attitude was good, she seemed to enjoy giving head and getting naked. I could tell she wanted more but I did not. I kept my eyes closed while I was in her throat.

[MJ2023]

Had a dream I went into magic. Didn't call ahead, around 8 pm. Lady out front Anna was older but cute. Paid for hhr, was taken to the back. She said she would be right back but Lucy walked in. Thicker, rounder face. Had a strong cigarette smell on her breath. Kept smacking my butt saying she'll take care of me. What proceeded up happen was weird and probably just will keep me away from this place. She started off with what felt like decent massage. But she then proceeded to seat herself between my legs and placed her feet in my palms. She then proceeded to belch twice or thrice and asked me to massage her feet. I hate feet. After the flip she made me get up and asked me to crack her back. I said I'm not here to massage her. But she said "it's ok. Really quick" and proceeded to lay down on the table while I pushed down on her back. WTF. Thinking of leaving at this point but she said I pay you back now. Getting greedy, I lay back down and she starts the process. But first she places my hands on her shoulders asking me to give her shoulder rub. WTF again. I was not enjoying this at all. So it took me a while but I finished. And I couldn't get out of there fast enough. She said next time there would be more as she kept smacking my butt. No Lucy. No more. May never go back again. Can't risk seeing her again. Nice clean place though.

Sounds like a scene from a movie or a great prank. Can't stop picturing what your expression must have been like.

[JaimeR3669]

Had a dream I went into magic. Didn't call ahead, around 8 pm. Lady out front Anna was older but cute. Paid for hhr, was taken to the back. She said she would be right back but Lucy walked in. Thicker, rounder face. Had a strong cigarette smell on her breath. Kept smacking my butt saying she'll take care of me. What proceeded up happen was weird and probably just will keep me away from this place. She started off with what felt like decent massage. But she then proceeded to seat herself between my legs and placed her feet in my palms. She then proceeded to belch twice or thrice and asked me to massage her feet. I hate feet. After the flip she made me get up and asked me to crack her back. I said I'm not here to massage her. But she said "it's ok. Really quick" and proceeded to lay down on the table while I pushed down on her back. WTF. Thinking of leaving at this point but she said I pay you back now. Getting greedy, I lay back down and she starts the process. But first she places my hands on her shoulders asking me to give her shoulder rub. WTF again. I was not enjoying this at all. So it took me a while but I finished. And I couldn't get out of there fast enough. She said next time there would be more as she kept smacking my butt. No Lucy. No more. May never go back again. Can't risk seeing her again. Nice clean place though.

[MJ2023]

Was in the area and vaguely remembered people mentioning this place in the past so I figured I'd give them a shot. Show up to location, ring the doorbell and no answer. Waited 2 min and rang again and a petite, late 30's girl with a cute butt and pretty decent sized boobs comes up to the door and lets me in. Once she lets me in, I can get a better look and can tell she's pretty cute overall and I get kinda excited. She's wearing workout gear: Spanx styled shorts and a tank top with a cardigan covering it all. I pay the house fees for 30 min and get led around to the left.

Massage starts and its pretty decent. Overall just firm, not too hard and mainly focusing on the neck, shoulders, and upper back. About 15 minutes into the massage, she gets a call and disappears for a sec. Later another girl enters and says is it ok if she takes over the massage, this girl was drastically worse aesthetically. She was noticeably chunky and face wasn't attractive at all. I told her I'd prefer the other girl and she says the other girl is busy now and its either her or the massage is over. I figure I'm already here so I'll just sucker it out. To which I can proudly say, I'm a sucker. This massage was much worse and was way too heavy handed and hard. On the flip, she asked me if its ok to massage jr. I say sure. She starts with the most aggressive HJ I'd ever experience to the point where I told her to just let me take over and I finish myself..

I think you probably saw my earlier post. I had intended for just a massage and got an older woman, no bait and switch. Her massage was good actually so may be a different one than you ended up with. On the flip I didn't want to look at her so opted for the BBBJ. It wasn't the sexiest of experiences but it did the job.

[Unbtabl]

Has anyone seen her recently? I've seen her multiple times in the past and left very satisfied. Made sure to follow all the rules LOL. Is she legit now or still making sure you leave happy? I don't want to waste the time or money if she's legit.

[Nickstone]

How does one get in touch with the Latinas: Juliet or Violet. I see them posting but when I message the number I get radio silence.

I've only seen Juliet, but it took several attempts to meet up. It was easy once she responded.

[TrevorTheAsian]

How does one get in touch with the Latinas: Juliet or Violet. I see them posting but when I message the number I get radio silence.

My experience with them is you really have to catch them between like 9-5 pm Mon-Fri or not at all.

[JaimeR3669]

How does one get in touch with the Latinas: Juliet or Violet. I see them posting but when I message the number I get radio silence.

[MemphisChris]

Was in the area and vaguely remembered people mentioning this place in the past so I figured I'd give them a shot. Show up to location, ring the doorbell and no answer. Waited 2 min and rang again and a petite, late 30's girl with a cute butt and pretty decent sized boobs comes up to the door and lets me in. Once she lets me in, I can get a better look and can tell she's pretty cute overall and I get kinda excited. She's wearing workout gear: Spanx styled shorts and a tank top with a cardigan covering it all. I pay the house fees for 30 min and get led around to the left.

Massage starts and its pretty decent. Overall just firm, not too hard and mainly focusing on the neck, shoulders, and upper back. About 15 minutes into the massage, she gets a call and disappears for a sec. Later another girl enters and says is it ok if she takes over the massage, this girl was drastically worse aesthetically. She was noticeably chunky and face wasn't attractive at all. I told her I'd prefer the other girl and she says the other girl is busy now and its either her or the massage is over. I figure I'm already here so I'll just sucker it out. To which I can proudly say, I'm a sucker. This massage was much worse and was way too heavy handed and hard. On the flip, she asked me if its ok to massage jr. I say sure. She starts with the most aggressive HJ I'd ever experience to the point where I told her to just let me take over and I finish myself.

Overall paid. 5 for HHR and. 4 for HE (she tried to say. 7 but I told her I only brought. 4 and I had to finish myself) and it was a supreme disappointment after the bait and switch. I could tell with the chunky girl there was more to be had on the table but I wasn't interested at all, frankly, her feet smelled (I could smell them while I was face down through the hole) and her breath smelled. Actively avoid unless you get the first girl.

As always, YMMV, but good luck to those who want to brave it.

I wanted to try this place since it's a pretty short walk from my home, but just don't hear a whole lot about it on here. Sounds like it needs to remain unvisited. I once got the bait and switch at Oasis, I think I pulled Mimi, but she got pulled away after I undressed for the shower for an "appointment" and I was left with a linebacker of a woman. Unpleasant shower, hard massage, and she beat the little guy like she was mad at him. That was a couple of years ago and hasn't happened since thankfully, but it sure was a boner killer.

[TrevorTheAsian]

Did you atleastgt the name of the younger girl? So we can call and schedule with her. She probably had an appointment.

I tried to get her name but unfortunately I don't time she spoke a lick of English cause every time I asked she just stayed quiet.

[Geeker]

Was in the area and vaguely remembered people mentioning this place in the past so I figured I'd give them a shot. Show up to location, ring the doorbell and no answer. Waited 2 min and rang again and a petite, late 30's girl with a cute butt and pretty decent sized boobs comes up to the door and lets me in. Once she lets me in, I can get a better look and can tell she's pretty cute overall and I get kinda excited. She's wearing workout gear: Spanx styled shorts and a tank top with a cardigan covering it all. I pay the house fees for 30 min and get led around to the left.

Massage starts and its pretty decent. Overall just firm, not too hard and mainly focusing on the neck, shoulders, and upper back. About 15 minutes into the massage, she gets a call and disappears for a sec. Later another girl enters and says is it ok if she takes over the massage, this girl was drastically worse aesthetically. She was noticeably chunky and face wasn't attractive at all. I told her I'd prefer the other girl and she says the other girl is busy now and its either her or the massage is over. I figure I'm already here so I'll just sucker it out. To which I can proudly say, I'm a sucker. This massage was much worse and was way too heavy handed and hard. On the flip, she asked me if its ok to massage jr. I say sure. She starts with the most aggressive HJ I'd ever experience to the point where I told her to just let me take over and I finish myself.

Overall paid. 5 for HHR and. 4 for HE (she tried to say. 7 but I told her I only brought. 4 and I had to finish myself) and it was a supreme disappointment after the bait and switch. I could tell with the chunky girl there was more to be had on the table but I wasn't interested at all, frankly, her feet smelled (I could smell them while I was face down through the hole) and her breath smelled. Actively avoid unless you get the first girl.

As always, YMMV, but good luck to those who want to brave it.

Did you atleastgt the name of the younger girl? So we can call and schedule with her. She probably had an appointment.