Escort Reports

[Sweet Melissa]

Lickably Sweet Melissa is no liar. Nor is she one to skimp on service. Unless your hygeine is less than appropriate or your a classless loser.

Succulently Sweet Melissa doesn't deserve whatever is being dished out.

Edibly Sweet Melissa is TOPS. But I don't recommend her. That was selfish, I know, because we all know I do.

Well said David.

Awwww! You guys are so sweet. Thanks for the props. It's the only thing keeping me in check when dealing with the psycho idiot of the board. I just read all the wonderful things you and others have said about me and my pics and it make me forget all about the guy with the limp package. The PM's I have received asking me NOT to let ass face bait me have helped as well. Instead of letting the classless loser pull me into yet another war of with that he can't win, I will simply stay silent and bask in the sweet thoughts and comments coming from my fans.

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa

[Sureshot2]

Here is my contribution. Let's keep it going.

Well I love your pic. I sure would like to keep her going. How some toe shots. Valerie put some on here.

I bet this lady has some too. If you don't have any of her go back and get some. Toe shots that is.

SS2

[Rebelest]

Look at that! I didn't even have to mention your name and you equated yourself with my characterization as the "professional liar of the board"! Super rich, Mel! I love it!

The only thing that I insist on Mel, is the truth, which you can't deal with. Picture Jack Nicholson, as Col. Jessup, in "A Few Good Men" screaming,"You can't handle the truth". You lie to compensate. You do it each and every time that you post about me and sometimes when you mention me to others. I paid you $$$$ and bought your dinner and drinks, then after I gave a review of you, which was truthful to the "t", YOU made up a whole slew of lies about me, so considering your loose definition of what makes you a "professional" ie,

Fine. I'm a professional. I'm "professional" at a lot of things then I guess. I'm a professional photographer. I'm a professional singer. I'm a professional black jack player. I'm a professional model. I'm a professional bartender. I'm a professional landscaper. I'm a professional carpenter. I'm a professional baker. I'm a professional painter. Oh yeah and I'm a professional escort.

Then you qualify as a professional liar.

I didn't insist that you call yourself a professional escort. I and many others were just sick of the relentless hypocrisy of almost every "proverbial" word out of your mouth. All I did was put it down in black and white, what EVERYONE knows but YOU for your own benefit ignore. All you did was admit the truth. But only because you couldn't go on denying it!

Glad I could make you laugh though. And that you're obsessed with me to the point of referring to me as "Honey". Oh, and obsessed is what you are, not me! Take a look, if you dare, to all of your posts in which you refer to me and then compare that to the number of my posts that mention you. The last time I posted about you, my one report was met by five of yours and one from one of the fools that thinks spending $$$$ (that's four hundred dollars!) on you is OK. Again, by your standard, YOU are the one who is obsessed!

You butted in when I informed the board that Nicole is a drug addict, I didn't mention your name:

It seems as if nobody makes you happy. Nobody. Who is the common denominator? I guess we can't all be as pleasant and perfect as your right hand! I, the lying cow, am now formally asking ANY and ALL providers who have seen you to PLEASE report on your experience. Hypothetically and in your dreams of course. I'm tired of you dissing EVERY woman you pay $$$$ to see.

I posted the proof that you are a liar by linking to my reports on several different providers that I was happy with and had previously reported on. That report met with silence from you. There was no apology for lying to try to make yourself look better. No providers responded to your call for help. I wonder why? Now, you're trying to rewrite history and claim that you didn't say I was wrong just nasty in my commentary. You and so many of the trolls and wimps (the shemales that come to your defence) that are so prevalent on this board just "feel" like it's your right to stick your nose where it doesn't belong. You weren't anywhere near Nicole and didn't know a damn thing about her but you stuck your nose where it didn't belong to make some cheap shots at me and try to make yourself look better. Then you have the gall to whine, whine, and whine some more about me,"Everything you say seems to include me or lead back to me in some way no matter what you are posting about." In psychology that is called projection. It means that you think about me all the time. Again I invite you to put your money where your mouth is. Prove that everything that I say includes you. I don't post much. 41 times compared to your 302. So, it should be easy to find your name in every one of my reports.

See if you can find it in this review of a professional:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1133009

Oh, clueless one, you would discover that my "obsession" with you would end the minute you refunded the $$$$ that I paid you and ceased your lying.

Have a nice day!

Rebelest.

[Aces Strong]

Here is my contribution. Let's keep it going.

Um, she seems very nice and accommodating.

[Aces Strong]

This isn't quite the same pose, but I didn't think why'all would mind. LOL.

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My Eyes! Make it stop. MAKE it STOP!

Why would you do that?

[Cumndumn73]

Lickably Sweet Melissa is no liar. Nor is she one to skimp on service. Unless your hygeine is less than appropriate or your a classless loser.

Succulently Sweet Melissa doesn't deserve whatever is being dished out.

Edibly Sweet Melissa is TOPS. But I don't recommend her. That was selfish, I know, because we all know I do.

Well said David.

[Artistdm]

I love a toe in my mouth when I am plugged in below! Look nice!

Here ya go. LOL they aren't the best but you asked for it. LOL and ty.

[David469]

That is offensive. Would you offend me more please?

This isn't quite the same pose, but I didn't think why'all would mind. LOL.

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[Caycejunior]

This isn't quite the same pose, but I didn't think why'all would mind. LOL.

[Chere8808]

Hey Glockman,

I need you to come take pic's of me and Destiny?

[Chere8808]

I thought it was because I posted more than one pic. Not sure what it dose that!

[Sweet Melissa]

Here is my contribution. Let's keep it going.

I guess somebody had unprotected sex from the looks of the evidence left behind. LOL. Thanks for adding to the gallery. This is fun!

Kisses,

SM

[Cumndumn73]

No, It's not one of my photos. But I wish it was.

Glock when are you going to post a picture of our friend in Tutwiler, Ms. LOL. You do take good pictures.

Thanks for posting them.

[Southern Sun]

Anyone know why some attached images appear automatically without having to click anything?

Even the same person sometimes has images appearing automatically and some where only a file name appears, forcing you to click the file. Take Chere8808's 2 posts from yesterday in this thread. The 1st post automatically shows the image of the new girl but the 2nd post with 2 images of herself only appear as file names.

Hmmmmmm.

From the FAQ:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/fa...b3_attachments

How do I add an image to a post?

If you have uploaded an image as an attachment, you can click the arrow next to the 'Attachment Icon' and select it from the list. This will be inserted into your post and can be located where you want it displayed.

To include an image that is not uploaded as an attachment and is located on another website, you can do so by copying the full URL to the image, (not the page on which the image is located) , and either pressing the 'Insert Image' icon or by typing [img] before the URL and [/img] after it, ensuring that you do not have any spaces before or after the URL of the image. You can insert pictures from your albums (?) in this way too.

[David469]

Lickably Sweet Melissa is no liar. Nor is she one to skimp on service. Unless your hygeine is less than appropriate or your a classless loser.

Succulently Sweet Melissa doesn't deserve whatever is being dished out.

Edibly Sweet Melissa is TOPS. But I don't recommend her. That was selfish, I know, because we all know I do.

Oh Honey! You poor man. I certainly do know who I am but I am not a liar. Per all your previous posts it has been established that being a "professional" means you get PAID to do it. You insisted that I declare myself a "professional" escort. So I did. It made everyone happy. However, I don't get paid to lie so I am NOT a professional liar. Which means you calling me a professional liar is humorous. You make me laugh. If your proverbial hard on for me that has prompted so many nasty comments and posts had only come to fruition in reality we wouldn't even be having these little. I say again little. Exchanges. We all get it. You don't like me. I think it has also been proven that you appear to have a bit of an obsession with me. Everything you say seems to include me or lead back to me in some way no matter what you are posting about. I didn't say you were WRONG about Nicole. I just thought you were nasty, as usual, in your commentary. It has been nearly two years since you an I had our unfortunate encounter. I'm just not your cup of tea. GET OVER IT!

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa