Escort Reports

[David469]

Lickably Sweet Melissa is no liar. Nor is she one to skimp on service. Unless your hygeine is less than appropriate or your a classless loser.

Succulently Sweet Melissa doesn't deserve whatever is being dished out.

Edibly Sweet Melissa is TOPS. But I don't recommend her. That was selfish, I know, because we all know I do.

Oh Honey! You poor man. I certainly do know who I am but I am not a liar. Per all your previous posts it has been established that being a "professional" means you get PAID to do it. You insisted that I declare myself a "professional" escort. So I did. It made everyone happy. However, I don't get paid to lie so I am NOT a professional liar. Which means you calling me a professional liar is humorous. You make me laugh. If your proverbial hard on for me that has prompted so many nasty comments and posts had only come to fruition in reality we wouldn't even be having these little. I say again little. Exchanges. We all get it. You don't like me. I think it has also been proven that you appear to have a bit of an obsession with me. Everything you say seems to include me or lead back to me in some way no matter what you are posting about. I didn't say you were WRONG about Nicole. I just thought you were nasty, as usual, in your commentary. It has been nearly two years since you an I had our unfortunate encounter. I'm just not your cup of tea. GET OVER IT!

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa

[Memphis Salami]

Anyone know why some attached images appear automatically without having to click anything?

Even the same person sometimes has images appearing automatically and some where only a file name appears, forcing you to click the file. Take Chere8808's 2 posts from yesterday in this thread. The 1st post automatically shows the image of the new girl but the 2nd post with 2 images of herself only appear as file names.

Hmmmmmm.

[TheRealValerie]

Here ya go. LOL they aren't the best but you asked for it. LOL and ty.

[Sweet Melissa]

I love always being right. So, maybe the other mongers will heed my advice and stay away from the overpaid, under servicing, professional liar of the board!

Rebelest.

Oh Honey! You poor man. I certainly do know who I am but I am not a liar. Per all your previous posts it has been established that being a "professional" means you get PAID to do it. You insisted that I declare myself a "professional" escort. So I did. It made everyone happy. However, I don't get paid to lie so I am NOT a professional liar. Which means you calling me a professional liar is humorous. You make me laugh. If your proverbial hard on for me that has prompted so many nasty comments and posts had only come to fruition in reality we wouldn't even be having these little. I say again little. Exchanges. We all get it. You don't like me. I think it has also been proven that you appear to have a bit of an obsession with me. Everything you say seems to include me or lead back to me in some way no matter what you are posting about. I didn't say you were WRONG about Nicole. I just thought you were nasty, as usual, in your commentary. It has been nearly two years since you an I had our unfortunate encounter. I'm just not your cup of tea. GET OVER IT!

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa

[Member #5469]

Here is my contribution. Let's keep it going.

[Glockman]

Like that shot of Val. Mr Glockman are you responsible for that pic. Think she's a very pretty lady even upside down. Need some shots of painted toes. So get that started. Keep up the good work.

SS2

No, It's not one of my photos. But I wish it was.

[Nucks]

This is one of my favorites. I don't find it difficult to execute and it shows all the best backside parts without being too graphic. This is the position a womans body is in when she has both her ankles over one of your shoulders during missionary. I hope you enjoy my contribution to the gallery.

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa

From my perspective, it is the beginning of a good DATY session.

Licks,

Nucks

[Sureshot2]

Damn, I hope I have started a new round of show and tell.

Like that shot of Val. Mr Glockman are you responsible for that pic. Think she's a very pretty lady even upside down. Need some shots of painted toes. So get that started. Keep up the good work.

SS2

[Glockman]

My little contribution. LOL

Damn, I hope I have started a new round of show and tell.

[Caycejunior]

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/at...1&d=1297286603

Beautiful pic Sweet Mellisa thanks for sharing!

[Caycejunior]

I'll gladly admit that you did try to warn me, but what can I say that hasn't been said by all of us at one time or another. I saw that sexy little body and smelled her sweet perfume and just lost my mind for a little while. So I'll eat my crow with a side of shame and the knowledge that SMs pretty little pu$$why would tastes so much sweeter by far, because something that looks that good couldn't possibly taste bad.

No offense, but I told you so over a month ago and I took sh*t from you and the professional liar on the board-she knows who she is. What happened to you is what happened to me and everyone else that deals with her. The only person that we helped was her scumbag drug dealer!

I love always being right. So, maybe the other mongers will heed my advice and stay away from the overpaid, under servicing, professional liar of the board!

You too CJ, be safe and get some,

Rebelest.

[Chere8808]

Guys more pic's for you!

[Spryguy23]

This is one of my favorites. I don't find it difficult to execute and it shows all the best backside parts without being too graphic. This is the position a womans body is in when she has both her ankles over one of your shoulders during missionary. I hope you enjoy my contribution to the gallery.

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa

Of all the photos you've exhibited on this forum, this by far is the most ARTISTIC! The perfect symmetry, the black and white tone, the composition, and most importantly the exquisiteness of the model make this a gallery masterpiece. Just my eye for something "stunning and captivating". Sigh!

SG

[Chere8808]

This is one of my favorites. I don't find it difficult to execute and it shows all the best backside parts without being too graphic. This is the position a womans body is in when she has both her ankles over one of your shoulders during missionary. I hope you enjoy my contribution to the gallery.

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa

Thats so hot S. M. You look great in that position!

[Chere8808]

More to come. Miss all my friends since I've been gone but. Will be intown a few days!