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[Hutter71]

Lmao. This page is ridiculously funny man. I cannot deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_W6PvLzA1c

[Cycle1960]

What the hell is jedi ate? That's ones not on the abbreviations list or urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary: Jedi Flipping a combination of drugs. Jedi ate? Ate a combination of drugs?

[DiverJames]

I am so sorry. But, if you've never had them, well, consider yourself lucky. If a girl has a Bush, and, I haven't seen one since Korea, I'm inspecting. Shaved is the best protection. I went for years using lice shampoo on my privates after a session. Then, they started shaving. Problem solved.

I never had them but god forbid if I ever did I'm making a dash to get a Brazilian wax job and get rid of those bastards.

Dj.

[KnoxVolFan191]

Any info on https://skipthegames.com/img/007/NDA...YmFjYTU5MA.jpg I tried to text while at work but no reply.

Run for the hills. Had a dream last week without the happy ending. Pics are not accurate. Dream started with a warning about her lupus. No fingering she says. Ok. Not a big deal for me. BJ was average at best. She gets on top, regular cowgirl which is my fav. Was there literally one thrust and she asks me to get on top. Anyways, with more lupus complaining and other things it was a big let down. I finished with a lame hand job and ran. Paid for an hour. 30 min into it saying her mom was I coming over blah blah blah. YMMV.

[Snowvixen94]

Excuse me for just a moment.

Lmao. This page is ridiculously funny man. I cannot deal.

[PickHerUp]

Thanks a lot for running my dinner. LOL.

I am so sorry. But, if you've never had them, well, consider yourself lucky. If a girl has a Bush, and, I haven't seen one since Korea, I'm inspecting. Shaved is the best protection. I went for years using lice shampoo on my privates after a session. Then, they started shaving. Problem solved.

[JiminyLickIt]

There's a reason why these girls shave down there. Several, actually. One, they think that's what we want. Two, all the porn stars do this, even some of the men. Three, and most important, crabs. Crabs live in hair. Condoms do not protect you from getting them. 25 years ago, I got them from a girl in Phoenix, when I was in the Air Force. Biggest damn things ever, crawling out of my ball sac. I'll never forget it. I'm glad they shave. 7.

I dunno if that's the reason. We all had crabs back in the day, I had a herd once, little bastards were the size of Maine lobsters. If you had a colony you might shave, but ya let it grow back. Sometime after 1995 or so it became the widespread accepted norm to be shaven, and since I never had a sick kink for little kids it's always been a turnoff. I notice more and more pornstars are trimmed rather than shaven here lately, so hopefully pubes are making a comeback.

[Mundane]

There's a reason why these girls shave down there. Several, actually. One, they think that's what we want. Two, all the porn stars do this, even some of the men. Three, and most important, crabs. Crabs live in hair. Condoms do not protect you from getting them. 25 years ago, I got them from a girl in Phoenix, when I was in the Air Force. Biggest damn things ever, crawling out of my ball sac. I'll never forget it. I'm glad they shave. 7.

Excuse me for just a moment.

[Tnmm51]

There's a reason why these girls shave down there. Several, actually. One, they think that's what we want. Two, all the porn stars do this, even some of the men. Three, and most important, crabs. Crabs live in hair. Condoms do not protect you from getting them. 25 years ago, I got them from a girl in Phoenix, when I was in the Air Force. Biggest damn things ever, crawling out of my ball sac. I'll never forget it. I'm glad they shave. 7.

Thanks a lot for running my dinner. LOL.

[DishProtect]

Luciuos Lucy. Nice girl. Fighting demons, will Jedi ate in bathroom.

What the hell is jedi ate? That's ones not on the abbreviations list or urban dictionary.

[DjHall007]

Here is my list I've compiled. Use if you like. I'm not telling you that EVERY ad that uses these area codes are fake, but odds are they are as fake as my tan right now. You see a number starting with these, your scam alarm should go off.

272,301, 302,304, 406,410, 434,443, 484,540, 570,610, 667,681, 717,724, 804.

Super useful info man.

I hate the fake ones and dang they make them look great and it makes it where when they look amazing you end up skipping it just out of safety.

This list would help cancel some of that out love it.

Big time thanks 👍127996;.

[PickHerUp]

I would love to find a middle age lady with a full Bush. Now, that would be a treat. Smiling just thinking about it.

There's a reason why these girls shave down there. Several, actually. One, they think that's what we want. Two, all the porn stars do this, even some of the men. Three, and most important, crabs. Crabs live in hair. Condoms do not protect you from getting them. 25 years ago, I got them from a girl in Phoenix, when I was in the Air Force. Biggest damn things ever, crawling out of my ball sac. I'll never forget it. I'm glad they shave. 7.

[GaltGuy]

I THINK she moved to Texas.

Is she still around? She called it her "high school Bush".

[Mundane]

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Appreciate the info!

[BoostedR33]

Any info on https://skipthegames.com/img/007/NDA...YmFjYTU5MA.jpg I tried to text while at work but no reply.

Look up Sarah on the forum. Plenty of reviews on this one. Generally positive.