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[Jacken]

Anyone know why my report count is stuck at 64? Not that I really care I was just wondering.

[Jacken]

All,

In responce to my last post I got a nice PM from a fellow poster. He wisely advised against the philly agencies, and suggested I try Smile Spa up near Quakertown, and advised against golden spa (just down the road). Below is my responce to him. I think you all would apprecute the post.

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thanks for the feed back, and I have been to both Smile and Spa (i think i have posted on them inthe past). The thing is I'm tired of asian women, I am looking for a clean white girl at a fair price without driving to AC.

I agree that Smile has better women and is my first choice but there is something about Golden. It's not a bad backup if smile is busy (which on friday night it can be), plus the women (i dare not call them girls) really drive to please and servce you. They help you undress and dress (even help put my socks on). If I want to be papmered, golden is the one I go to.

Also have you tried the AMP in Jenkentown? I think it's called Sun Spa. Always had a fairly good trip. The women and rates are somewhere inbetween smile and golden. My only complaint is that the water is always too dam hot.

[Jacken]

I have a follow-up the review I gave about www.phillyplaymates.com. Again it will be a bit lengthy but I hope it will be entertaining for you.

I called them yesterday and the girl they offered sounded great, 19, white, blonde, fit, and 150 for 1/2 hour of F/S. I was set to go, hit the ATM and headed to the location (some crappy motel on rt. 1 near the turnpike).

When I got there I was given the room # and asked to wait 5 min because the girl was in the shower. I waited just over 5 min and proceeded to the room. That is when things got interesting...

When I showed up a black girl looked thought the window and asked me to wait a min. After about 2-3 min (and a few other hotel guests giving me odd looks) I knocked again and she let me in. As I walked in I realized why I was asked to wait, another monger was in the room still getting dressed, and the black girl and Hispanic girl are walking around with their saggy tits flopping around, topless (in the shower my ass). Interesting start…..The other guy gave me acknowledging nod and headed out the door.

Once the guy left, I asked if I had the wrong room since I asked for a white girl. The black girl opened the bathroom door and out came my girl. From what I could tell she was resting in the bathroom while the other 2 were working the other guy. (I guess she was in the shower after all).

Either way I was disappointed when she came out white girl my ass, here stood an obviously black girl (with light skin), Colored blonde hair (crappy die job), but she was quite fit. At this point I just laughed and said no thanks, when the girls asked why not I said “this is not what I signed up for, I asked for a real clean young white girl, and I get a Kensington Ave black girl posing as a white chick” All 3 lobbied for me to say offering me a good time, and at this point I was pissed off I wasted my time. So I played some games with them. I asked how much for all 3 of them for a ½ hour and they said 450 (yea right). I offered 200 max for all 3 and they said I could get 2 of them for that price, I said no thanks and walked out. Some times you just need to take a stand.

2 Thumbs way down, and a limp dick to go with it, for this group. I finally give up. I may call one more time and ask for the girl who answers the phone to meet me herself. After all the crap I have been though with this group, I would love to give it to her nice and hard.

[Happy Tom]

Just a question on the location since I think there are two in Exton. Is this the one on Rte 100 or on Rte 30?

Thanks

For those of you asking about Asian Spa, near the mall. I've been there a bunch of times. Tipical AMP 60 per hour, nice table shower. No choice in girls and I've gotten between 20 and 45 y.o's ranging between 7's and 4's. Always end with a nice hj. Some better then others. no nudity, but they are willing to allow hands to roam. On one ocassion I asked for a bj, but was turned down Girls always seem happy with 20 - 40 tip. I would recommend it

[Danny Boyblue]

1st time monger, I checked this place out today. It was 70 door fee which I thought was high. Anyway older madam walked me to a room and in came Emmy. Very broken english, not bad on the eyes tho. She was wearing a sun dress, no panties nice tits. She collects the 70 door fee. When she came back she undressed me and had me lay face 1st on table. Then she said shes getting hot towels and will be back. She was gone for almost 5 mins. When she comes back she asks for money since this is my 1st time i asked how much she wouldn't answer. So I pulled out $100 thats all I had left. She said 140 for fs, but she took 100. She got undressed right away and gave very weak massage. It was more like a sensual touch. I was excited and wanted to play with her so I flipped over on my own. Sucked on her nipples and fingered her, she then gave me a cbj. It was half decent. After I came she laid next to me and cuddled, I got hard again pretty fast and asked for a hj. She gave me alittle trouble but I got her to oblige. So all in all nice experience. Any one else have any experiences with this place?

[Photomaster]

For those of you asking about Asian Spa, near the mall. I've been there a bunch of times. Tipical AMP 60 per hour, nice table shower. No choice in girls and I've gotten between 20 and 45 y.o's ranging between 7's and 4's. Always end with a nice hj. Some better then others. no nudity, but they are willing to allow hands to roam. On one ocassion I asked for a bj, but was turned down Girls always seem happy with 20 - 40 tip. I would recommend it

[Jacken]

Guys,

Just a quick follow-up to my previous langthy post. I went back to look at the website. The woman I had was Karen and has pics under the brunets section. When you see her pic you may understand why I was not thrilled when I asked for the 19 year old.... if i was limited to the girls on the web page she would not have beem my choice.

Also I think I saw one of the blonde girls, Ashley, check in to the hotel. she looked beter then the pics,but then again I was about 30 yards away.

Jacken

[Jacken]

I have a Long and mixed review to give about www.phillyplaymates.com. I saw there add in the city paper and checked it out last week. (note they are not advertising today so you won't find them there today)

Anyway I checked out the web page and called the first # on the list. They said 150 for F/s and the incall was located near Street rd. and rt 1. As I was asking about the girls they had they described 4 of them, various ages and types, all working out of the same local hotel.

When I called about 5:30, asked to see the 19 year old Italian that was described to me and I was told she's not there yet. I was asked to wait about 20 min and call back so the girls had time to arrive. I parked in the parking lot of the place and watched the front counter. I saw 3-4 girls that fit the descriptions and I watched them go to the rooms. 2 of them later had guys walking in and leaving about 20 min later, so I guess they were working.

Anyway I tried calling back but got no answer for the next hour. During this time I noticed about 2-3 other cars with guys looking frustrated on the cell phone (I can only assume they were fellow mongers). Finally when I got thru I was told to go to room #XXX. When I got there the girl was Italian but far from 19. she was mid 40’s but ok looking. She then asked me for the 175 for the ½ hr. and I told her I was quoted $150. She said “you must be getting a good deal then” and she preceded to undress and give me a rushed CBJ. She asked if I was going to cum, I said “not till I fuck you” she wanted $50 extra for that. I negotiated down to 30 and hit that shit real hard (I was pissed at that point). When she started to complain, I was too rough I just got madder and hit it even harder (and verbally abusive). Now this is not my normal way, I’m the type to offer then dinner after we are done, but I was just too pissed. Finally after I came, got dressed right away and left without saying goodbye. I just dropped the condom and $30 on the floor and left.

On my drive home I was steaming. I mean I was really pissed. I called the number up to chew out the girl on the phone who realized she made mistake and sent me to the wrong room. This lady was for the guys who requested a “mature” woman, and she really apologized (sounded sincerer) for the mix-up. As for the extra $50 for F/s she was not shocked to hear that and said that it was the 3 time this happened with that lady and that she would no longer be working for them. She told me to call her back and I would get what ever type of girl I wanted at a great rate (guaranteed F/S). I will likely take her up on the offer in a week or so, and ask for the youngest provider they have to see that they offer up (None of the girls I saw checking in looked under 21). I would love to nail an hot young 17-18 year old.

Bottom line, these people do a brisk business (judging form the # of guys I saw driving in for 20 min and leaving) so not all experience can be as bad as mine. My #1 suggestion is to demand an accurate description, and be willing to walk out if it’s not what you were told. Just go back to your car and call back and ask for another provider or leave (I think there is at least 3-4 on a Friday night).

[Jacken]

Guys,

Driving into to work this morning something cought my eye. I was heading east on the turnpike (from willow grove to rt 1), when something cought my eye. on the right there was a store that said "southhampton spa".

I have seen it for years and never payed much attention to it assiming it was a spa store (as in a pool store). Today something jumped out at me, at the rear of the buildign there is some writing that looks to be russian. could this perhaps be a RMP??

anyone know the area? I if I rememer right the nearest cross street was buck rd. Anyone know of it???

Jim

[Breast Love]

I was at the Swan Spa in Paoli last week on Saturday night.

Unfortunately there one only one girl there, maybe the mamasan? Big woman, but very nice. I was aching for some action, so I went with it.

The massage itself was pretty damn week, but it wasn't long before she asked my to flip over. She then pointed to her breasts and told me they were nice and big, to which I agreed, and checked for myself. She let the twins out and let me play for a bit, then asked me what i wanted. I only has $40 left on me, and asked to have whatever $40 would get me. It turned out to be a R&T, but with my hands all over the twins it wasn't that bad. I suggested Russian, but she laughed, seemed like a strange request to her.

Overall the best mileage I've had outside Philly, definitely going back when it's busier for a better selection.

$60 for the hour + $40

~Breastlove

[Breast Love]

I was at the Melrose Day spa a few days ago with no luck.

The girl I got was probably late 20's early 30's, with a pretty tight body, cute face, and C cup breasts. Her name started with an "M", but each time she said it I couldn't understand her.

The massage itself was very good, best I've had at an AMP. Unfortunately there were no extras, but it seemed like there either could be, or the place it a total cock tease. During the "face up" portion of the massage she was at the end of the table behind my head, and had to lean over to massage my chest. When she did this she gave me a nice face full of her tits, and she did it twice. I tried to react a bit to show her I liked it, especially since her tennis shirt top was unbuttoned, and had a bit of cleavage showing.

At the end though she said "Ok, all done", and patted me on the back. She had a look on her face that seemed a bit nervous, or like she was waiting for something. So I said "That's it? Is there anything else?", and she weakly said no.

It's a shame because she was probalby the best looking provider I've had in the suburbs. Maybe I should have went for it during the massage and had a little feel up?

The other problem with the place was that the mamasan (very young and tall) came in like 3 times during the massage to ask if it was ok. Plus, they have these saloon type doors to the rooms, so there is no real privacy. When I first got there I had to fill out a name and address form, which I obviously lied my ass off on, but thought I did a damn good job of improvising. They have a computer right there at the desk maybe they check to see you are who you say you are?

~Breastlove

[Sam Iam]

Have you heard or seen anything about sw around that area or someware close by there? I hate having to take the long ride to the k. I heard somthing about Bristol. Any truth to it?

Bristol used to be hot especially around the ball park and the 7-11. Airport road behind the hotels had them at one time but it has seemed pretty dead for a while now and what you see out is pretty nasty.

[Dusty411]

Agreed not much out there. Be careful around 13 many gals you pick up are on crack and thieves. One gal light brown hair about 5'7" prob around 125lbs stole money from my friends wallet when he got a room with her.

Have you heard or seen anything about sw around that area or someware close by there? I hate having to take the long ride to the k. I heard somthing about Bristol. Any truth to it?

[Sam Iam]

No I haven't, and beleve me, I looked that night and the next morrning. I'm still looking. What ever happened to all the hos? It seems like if you see one you better pick her up or she wont be there again.

Agreed not much out there. Be careful around 13 many gals you pick up are on crack and thieves. One gal light brown hair about 5'7" prob around 125lbs stole money from my friends wallet when he got a room with her.

[Dusty411]

Dusty,

have you seen them since?

No I haven't, and beleve me, I looked that night and the next morrning. I'm still looking. What ever happened to all the hos? It seems like if you see one you better pick her up or she wont be there again.