Strip Club Reports

[MSJ44]

After hitting 2nd and Cambria for the past few times, decided to try NOB for a change since I hadn't been in a while. Most of the same dancers, but did come accross 2 spectacular broads that I will be arrranging Take -out with. Having just got back from Rio, this one chick, MJ has to have the closest thing I've seen in philly to a Rio ass. Just amazing, and solid, not a once of fat. Just perfect for a ass man (bunda) like my self. Will report on our meeting.

About to go to the club Tabu spot tonight (28th and cambridge) to see if it is worth it, and good for hunting for takeout.

As a lover of ass, you just can't find it on K ave or most street action in philly. All indoors, eros, or craigs list.

[theprince]

Delilah had some 8's but most were 6's. Annoyingly the most attractive girls didn't really circulate. It was even tough to get their attention. It seemed like they tend to focus on the regulars, sitting for long times with them at the bar, even though they don't get lap dances. This evening there was a taill rail thing model; she was a little past prime but boy did she know how to walk the runway.

[PervAlbert]

NOB was a 'gotta experience it once' type deal for me. Been 3 or 4 years now and never been tempted to go back. Between the 2am opening, getting frisked 3X at the door, the glut of homely and over-fed sisters, the goons traipsing all over the floor with their flashlights-a little was enough. That said, couldn't have felt safer (as one of two or three crackers in a mobbed joint) in a generally mellow and good time vibe. Then, emerging onto the mean streets of N Philly at 5am is another thing...I agree that Oz merits another look, it's closer in, more accessible and something about it just whispers potential. You can never argue with a good, cheap, hands-on CD in a grimey little outpost of iniquity.

[Guysmiley1980]

PA,

I wasn't really sure about Oz, either, but my friend told me that there was a point that he was there twice a week and that everything was cool. We went up there and the car was fine-my friend said that the club makes sure that no one bothers with the cars out front. Again, I wouldn't leave all kinds of valuables sitting on the seat, because you just never know. We went there about a year ago during the latter part of the summer and there was a pretty decent selection of grils (Latina, White, Black, and I think one Asian)-as usual, some were better looking or more friendly than others. The CD was $10 for two songs and they grabbed all over me, which was pretty cool considering at some of the other spots that they don't even want to touch you.

I wasn't really impressed with NOB, but then again, I am a white guy. I think there were two good looking girls in the whole joint, which was evident because all of the guys kept them to themselves. This one old chick...Christ, she could have been old enough to be my mother, who told me that if I took her to the backroom that she would fuck me until I came. I had to pass because I haven't seen dogs as ugly as she was.

Ah, 2nd and Cambria does seem like a rough neighborhood, but the guys on this board are raving about it. It might be worth checking out, but we will need to rent a hoopty, so if it gets messed up, we don't have to worry about it as much.

[Myplane]

I went to Crazy Horse Too the night it opened a few weeks back. The club itself was very nice, although it was expensive. LOTS of women there (most were attractive), but you couldn't sit there for 2 minutes without getting hit up for a LD. That gets old fast, as you can blow through a couple of hundred quickly.

The place was packed, but I'm sure it had something to do with the open bar from 5-7PM since it was opening night. No cover, but I think that was for the first week only. I had trouble picturing that place full (it's huge) most nights.

[A Nonamiss]

Delilah's is an expense account joint. It's the perfect place to go if you have a half inch stack of hundred dollar bills that's filling up your pocket.

[PervAlbert]

Oz interested me a couple years ago-stopped in a few times, but seemed like a dead atmosphere with dis-interested dancers. Street parking in a semi-dodgy area too. What do CD's go for now and how is the privacy? Same period I was hitting Wild Things, Moet (once) NOB (once) 3737, TTS looking for that sleazy somewhat UTR pot of gold we all crave. All interesting in their own way, but none of them panned out in a regular way for me. Trying to screw up the nerve to check out the 2nd and Cambria joint, but again, you got a poor and inconvenient location for an illusive or no pay-off. Got a new ride now too, and gotta think about that s**t. Had my window smashed in @ the corner from WT's on Arch same period couple years back.

[ExtremeSex]

I can't imagine going to a club like that, because what's the point. I went to Delilah's one time and it was $7 for a bottle of water and while the girls were sexy as hell, they didn't want to bother with me because I don't have the money that they were looking for. Club Oz at Front and Girard wasn't really a bad place-girls are alright, but they make up for it during the lap dances. Check it out.

Are there extras available?

[Guysmiley1980]

I can't imagine going to a club like that, because what's the point. I went to Delilah's one time and it was $7 for a bottle of water and while the girls were sexy as hell, they didn't want to bother with me because I don't have the money that they were looking for. Club Oz at Front and Girard wasn't really a bad place-girls are alright, but they make up for it during the lap dances. Check it out.

[shill]

I read in the newspaper a couple of days ago that Scores is looking to expand into Philadelphia. The paper is freaking out because with the opening of Crazy Horse Too and with this pending opening, they are talking about how we are in the midst of a strip club boom. I welcome their arrival, but if the guys on the Stern show are any indication, I don't think we will be able to afford it.

Scores has to be the epitome of throwing your money away. Seems like a place for rich idiots to go to be flattered and go home with a hard on. 500 bucks is chump change to the ho's at scores and you aren't even getting off for that money. Seriously, I've heard of guys dropping 5 figures there. 5 figures at a strip club? No way. If you go to scores, you deserve to get taken.

Scores is a place for rich assholes to go and say they've been to a strip club.

[Guysmiley1980]

I would love to negotiate a deal like that. Maybe we can organize a field trip or something.

[Happy Lenny]

I read in the newspaper a couple of days ago that Scores is looking to expand into Philadelphia. The paper is freaking out because with the opening of Crazy Horse Too and with this pending opening, they are talking about how we are in the midst of a strip club boom. I welcome their arrival, but if the guys on the Stern show are any indication, I don't think we will be able to afford it.

I hope the Crazy Horse Too is as good as the Las Vegas one. In Vegas you walk in and there are like 30-40 hot ladies just hanging out on the floor. Was easy to negotiate the regular $20 lapdance fee down to $10/ dance if I bought five of them. The house does not get a cut of the dances at the Crazy Horse Too in Vegas. But girls have to pay the house a flat fee just to dance at the club for that day. If anyone has been to the Philly one, please post.

[Guysmiley1980]

I read in the newspaper a couple of days ago that Scores is looking to expand into Philadelphia. The paper is freaking out because with the opening of Crazy Horse Too and with this pending opening, they are talking about how we are in the midst of a strip club boom. I welcome their arrival, but if the guys on the Stern show are any indication, I don't think we will be able to afford it.

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