Massage Parlor Reports

[Tonsil Hockey]

In an effort to 'quench angst', fellow mongers, I'll share something which I spotted last week, a video made as a college presentation (probably), that is entitled "Everyday Life May, 1980, in Philadelphia".

Please begin at 0:34:40, or travel back a few minutes to check out scenes at a car wash in the area near Temple University. , and some really cool 'land yachts'! You'll pass some really "seedy" stuff on, and around Broad Street near City Hall (near the Apollo, strip joints; cathouses; an old "AMP"; one burlesque theater; the area during the inception of the Market East construction (a $10.00 bbj place, a 'smorgasbord', eh, not too classy); and lots of other cool stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mscz5i285v4

NOTE: You'll need to look "past" people, buses, cars, in window reflections, and watch carefully to notice 'even a glimpse' of most of it, but IT IS THERE!

It's hell in the Susquehanna Valley, too. Cumberland and Dauphin Counties were 'cleansed, politically', and a dearth of talent exists everywhere else!! Our only consolation is that it looks like AMPs are opening on every corner, forcing mongers to "go browsing". "Escorts", like in the city, are either overpriced trash, or "formerly good quality pickins, that had a 1000% price hike". Many reliable escorts have stopped posting, and accepting new clients, so older mongers are in a decent position, but newer entries DON'T have it easy!!

Sam Katz should enjoy some of this, too!!

Cheers!

[Sam Katz]

So there's a new girl Monica at Infinity. This is not the Thai chick people have been talking about that is working with Shiny. Korean chick, typical picture nothing crazy. First time here but couldn't find any reviews on her but I'll send the picture to a couple guys I know out west and see if anyone recognizes her. Sucks Mina is gone since she was a prime target for Sam but things happen. Not many chicks in the Philly AMP scene look young and really are young (mid to late 20's) hence why I brought up Angelina from way back before. Anywho, another new girl is coming which would make the total 4 if everything goes according to what was told -Shiny obviously (haven't seen her but I heard all the hype), this Thai chick (did not ask or care much-just my preference not hating), Monica (looks pretty good and supposed to be great but chicks have been in and out like clockwork), and the new girl is coming tomorrow (who really knows right? Subject to change possibly since mamasan told me as I was making my appointment with Mina but told she's not available (gone that evening) mamsan told me 2 new girls are coming tomorrow. I ask my buddy in the community and he said nope only Shiny and after days the Thai chick then days after that Monica so new girl coming I believe it just saying mamasan could be wrong.

As far as my prediction, I was hoping I was wrong but the chances of Yoyo returning are pretty nonexistent at the moment. Sorry again if you tried to PM me, I'm cutting it down right after this post. I don't check this website all the time and Yoyo is not coming back! I meant 'most likely not coming back' anytime soon. Respectfully saying please no more Yoyo questions, she's a grown woman and will make her own decisions in life. Trust me, I'm just as bummed out about it as the rest who want her back. Another great girl I built a customer relationship with gone. So I get it but just relax and accept things for what it is right now.

"All providers eventually move on. ".

And those asking about locations there's a site that has most of them listed that ends with the same word in the same way as Google Maps. There's a handful, it's fairly easy to just look for these places if you try.

Hope you mongers are enjoying yourselves and staying safe!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Rubber Ducky Boston]

Had a good time with her yesterday. Pics on their site of her body are very accurate. Face is photoshopped though. Cute attitude, lots of laughing and energy. Doesn't speak any english though. She is here for 6 more days she said (I guess 5 more now). Haven't been out hobbying in a very long time, and after seeing her, I am kinda worried I am going to slip into doing this more regularly again.

[PhillyDwag]

Pink Spa 1207 Race St.

Young is a solid choice. Very reliable and has been looking better and better. Her English has also improved over time. She has a funny personality and a great smile.

She is very good in the shower and seems to have no problem getting fully naked with you and playing body to body slippy slide, front and back. She has Implants and so few tatts. I would believe 98% of guys could care less but if that is a deal breaker for you, I thought I would mention it. Speak slowly and she will most likely understand you just fine. Massage is okay, if you're really only there for a massage try Coco. If you want the total experience young checks all the boxes. BBBJ seems to be standard also. I always tip her 200 with everything all in HF and her tip. She puts the effort into make sure I am have a great time.

[U Turn Man]

Looks delicious! I guess now that Yoyo is not around I'll be heading to see Shiny. This new girl Mina is on my radar too now. Hopefully she's better than my experience with Dash. Sam, yes that supposed 'Japanese' escort got me for $. 4 at the end It sucked I remember heading over to Race st right afterwards. I was told Amy isn't there but she returns today. If anyone knows please let me know because I no longer trust the mamasan over there. If anyone knows if Nancy is any good too.

[Sam Katz]

Bro your PMs are full so I'm writing you here. Damn so Yoyo is not coming back? Oh man oh man. I hope you're wrong too about your prediction. I hate it when we lose one of the Mount Rushmores of Philly IMHO. I don't want to go to EPM I'm tired of them constantly switching ladies and got used to to the Paradise price for much better value. More bang for my buck literally! I won't bother you for the details though just sucks. Mama told me she would be returning today too. Yoyo come back!

Oh Joy from DE! I remember seeing her when she was working on her own. Only once but it was nice. She was doing the nuru stuff way before anyone else too. I did some searching found her website looks like she's still on the menu along with another lady. My memory is a bit foggy but I think she used to do BBBJs when AMPs were still doing CBJs. If she was closer I would check her out again. Thanks for clarifying because there's another Joy around 2016? An escort by the airport who claimed she was Japanese but I could tell she wasn't by her dark skin tone and not knowing some Japanese phrases I said. Total rip off but that's all water under the bridge now. When you see this please clear some space I need to ask you a couple things. Not rushing you.

Sorry I made some more room earlier I made some more room, I got to sit down and really get rid of all the ones I don't need anymore. Well I asked Yoyo straight up if she is coming back and I could just tell by her replies and had my Chinese friend talk to her and just overall doesn't look like she's coming back. I don't know what that mamasan told you about today or this month but I don't take her word seriously when I can ask her myself. She didn't give an answer to put it short. Plus the way my friend described it is the same and I wasn't going to interrogate her about it with a bunch of questions so I left it at that and just wished her a Happy late Christmas and New Years and so forth. All I can say is I hope my prediction is wrong. Amy is not there either right now. I see a rush going towards Infinity. Even with no Dash, the new girl Mina is promising I heard from people. Reliable mongers seen her this week and going to see her but I already can tell she's worth the visit. I know people say Shiny is great but I am looking forward to seeing Mina. Here's a picture of her and was told picture is pretty accurate which is always a plus in my book. Nobody likes the fake pictures or heavily touched up and old pictures of the chick.

You-Turn, yes Joy was doing BBBJ and the Nuru back in the day. The nuru slide and stuff is nothing new to in Korea at the AMPs it was always a thing for decades the only difference is when they slide here you don't see a little Bush all up in your face LOL. Never seen Joy before though but one guy I used to keep in touch with who disappeared was smitten by Joy and would tell me how great she was. Good for her starting her own little agency. I would think it's a little suspect too if a chick said she's Japanese just because I've never even met a Japanese person in Philadelphia until I was at Temple LOL. And that's only because they were foreign exchange students and Japan has a Temple campus as well. I know there are some in Philly obviously but never came across a provider before or heard of one. Yeah if you need to PM me just hit me up.

Random- Somebody sent me this thought it would bring some nostalgia how many of you mongers been through that door? - https://hiddencityphila.org/2017/02/an-indelible-corner-of-the-eraserhood/

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[U Turn Man]

I've been hearing that Yoyo is coming back tomorrow or this week etc. I talked / chatted with her via WeChat not long ago, if I had to put my money on it, Yoyo unfortunately will not be coming back this month. And if I had to pick I would say she's not coming back at all judging by the tone of her voice and chat. I hope that I am wrong about my prediction though. But if I am right, it goes back to the same saying "Nothing lasts forever, especially a great AMP provider". Just my take on the matter. Then back to the drawing board as usual. Also, you asked if I was talking about Joy from Delaware, yes aznfbsm you should remember who I'm talking about.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

Bro your PMs are full so I'm writing you here. Damn so Yoyo is not coming back? Oh man oh man. I hope you're wrong too about your prediction. I hate it when we lose one of the Mount Rushmores of Philly IMHO. I don't want to go to EPM I'm tired of them constantly switching ladies and got used to to the Paradise price for much better value. More bang for my buck literally! I won't bother you for the details though just sucks. Mama told me she would be returning today too. Yoyo come back!

Oh Joy from DE! I remember seeing her when she was working on her own. Only once but it was nice. She was doing the nuru stuff way before anyone else too. I did some searching found her website looks like she's still on the menu along with another lady. My memory is a bit foggy but I think she used to do BBBJs when AMPs were still doing CBJs. If she was closer I would check her out again. Thanks for clarifying because there's another Joy around 2016? An escort by the airport who claimed she was Japanese but I could tell she wasn't by her dark skin tone and not knowing some Japanese phrases I said. Total rip off but that's all water under the bridge now. When you see this please clear some space I need to ask you a couple things. Not rushing you.

[Sam Katz]

Paradise. But Yoyo is not there right now and was told she's scheduled to return sometime soon.

I've been hearing that Yoyo is coming back tomorrow or this week etc. I talked / chatted with her via WeChat not long ago, if I had to put my money on it, Yoyo unfortunately will not be coming back this month. And if I had to pick I would say she's not coming back at all judging by the tone of her voice and chat. I hope that I am wrong about my prediction though. But if I am right, it goes back to the same saying "Nothing lasts forever, especially a great AMP provider". Just my take on the matter. Then back to the drawing board as usual. Also, you asked if I was talking about Joy from Delaware, yes aznfbsm you should remember who I'm talking about.

Concubine, an Asian chick with 'natural' Ds or DDs? There's some Asian chicks with Ds or DDs but they are not natural for sure.

JustWanToHelp, looks like you're looking for a nice Thai massage and a happy ending. Was just writing a message back on here- Always remember these girls are working girls, not massage therapists. But hope you find something close to what you're looking for.

Goodluck to every monger here!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Techno2021]

I am traveling to Harrisburg via Philly. Reading through the comments from senior members and experts here do I conclude Paradise is the AMP to visit? 200 is the ask, no Yoyo, no Amy. They have Nancy, Annie and Angela tomorrow. Whom do you recommend please.

Would you recommend anything better? Any other AMP?

[Concubine]

Looking for an Asian provider having natural D or DDs in Philly. Will be the area in this weekend. Any suggestion?

[HankScorpio]

I think most people completely misunderstood the OP's question. The most common misunderstanding is that he was looking for a Thai-style massage not necessarily a ethnically Thai person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3qDnJVaRg

Most people in Philly live their whole lives in Philly and do not venture outside the philly bubble.

There is definitely a Philly bubble with some of the residents of this fine city. Consider the term "k-girl. " Most people on this site would know this means Korean girl but in Philly, some use it to refer to Kensington girl. LOL.

With all the illegal dumping that goes on all around that area I'm sure you can find a spot to post up with a K girl. Some girls have a room or a spot but I don't run up into homes with occupants who I don't know. Actually I would never do an incall in that area. Just finding a park alone gives me a headache. I had girls offer to sneak me into a house of a dude they staying with while they at work and I declined. Not cool. Stuff like that is how altercations pop off.

[JustWanToHelp]

I think most people completely misunderstood the OP's question. The most common misunderstanding is that he was looking for a Thai-style massage not necessarily a ethnically Thai person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3qDnJVaRg

Most people in philly live their whole lives in philly and do not venture outside the philly bubble.

I appreciate all the responses and I'll jump back in. In the past, in different Cities in different States I have had a great Thai massage and then a happy finish. After a true Thai massage, you feel energized and exhausted. Your body has been stretched and pulled to areas that you did not think possible. 99% of Thai massages are done with loose clothes on but some put you naked under a sheet, happy things can occur under a sheet. It especially feels good after a plane trip. I was looking for something almost like a LMT that also gives a HE. That's a totally different type of massage but same basic concept.

Thank you and by the way, I do LOVE what you fellows have available in your area.

[JTerry26]

I only go to massage parlors that also offer some kind of sex (HE locally, FS in Philly) so my knowledge of the finer differences of massage techniques is limited. I do, however, have specific knowledge of who gives a toothy blowjob or gives a nice free nuru session in the TS.

I would also venture to guess that the place to get a really good massage with lots of stretching and Thai-specific technique might not be the same place where you can get your asshole licked.

I think most people completely misunderstood the OP's question. The most common misunderstanding is that he was looking for a Thai-style massage not necessarily a ethnically Thai person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3qDnJVaRg

Most people in philly live their whole lives in philly and do not venture outside the philly bubble.

[OskarM]

JustWanToHelp, I second what JTerry26 just posted. He took the words right out of my mouth actually great way to put things. Haven't heard anything about Ludlow in forever. If people are going there they sure are keeping things to themselves.

I went out of laziness and it was a mistake. Take the longer walk to New Star, Sun, Ocean, or grab an uber to azn, paradise, infinity.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

I will be visiting so this maybe this is off track but is there a good Thai Massage location that might be close to downtown? I was hoping for a true bending and stretching session with a bit of teasing and adult fun at the end.

That puts you really close to the Chinatown. Just walk north on 13th 2 blocks to the other side of the convention center and there's a couple along Race St. , like Lollipop and New Star. Not sure of nationalities there but AZN Delight at 10th and Wood is 10 minute walk. They're Thai.

I think most people completely misunderstood the OP's question. The most common misunderstanding is that he was looking for a Thai-style massage not necessarily a ethnically Thai person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3qDnJVaRg

Most people in philly live their whole lives in philly and do not venture outside the philly bubble.