Massage Parlor Reports

[Sam Katz]

Oh my Hana. Thanks for that flashback. Man she got a lot of my money. First time I met her I handed her 160 and she DFK me and I immediately handed her 40 more. She got me off in the shower and then again in the room. I miss her.

Hana is definitely the GOAT imo in service hands down and looks was Jenny the girl I was talking about at 1800 that York knows (York if you're still out there mongering PM me) and Angelina for looks third. Either way, Hana should atleast be on everyones Mount Rushmore. I always say I would sacrifice some service for better looks and youth but Hana was way ahead of her time back then. Thanks for few guys thinking I introduced MSOG and BBBJs to Philly but it wasn't me. I just accelerated what was already going to happen anyway. Especially during those days when an AMP chick would laugh in your face if you asked for 2 shots for the price of 1 and give a condomless BJ and finish in her mouth. She asked me on the ride to a couple places then Race St "how do I make the most money because I can do better than all these other girls" We laughed like crazy (Sam and Mack) saying give 2 rounds and give BBBJCIMs as a joke thinking she would definitely say no way but she said no problem lets do this with confidence. But Mickey didn't seem too thrilled. I was like no way. But took a chance after getting a free sample and she was a girl of her word which is why I had all that drama back then. I posted my review on Hana at 1217 and an hour later a monger came asking boy word spread fast. But I know what you mean Jonesy1972, she always went into attack mode climbing all over you shoving her tongue down your throat and would be down for anything! You spent alot of money? If it makes you feel any better there were some SERIOUS shills trying to really be captain save a hoe a few guys in particular she showed me their Kakaotalk messages and lets just say one guy tried marrying her for real and another tried to get her to move in to his house and would give her a weekly allowance and travel the world together. She told that guy her debt is 90 K so if he can pay that off for her she will move in and he was about to risk it all for Hana LOL. Funniest was guys getting jealous because what the hell do you expect when your supposed "girl" is a sex worker smh. But overall I just got lucky finding her first and sharing. I had no prior knowledge of her or anything just pure luck and breaking down the AMP monger community online and how things work. At the end of the day, she didn't believe that I could help and I didn't believe that she would do the same thing for everyone else (I thought no possible way she will do this for everybody but the deal was made which was I can get free sessions or quickie BJs outside if I help her and it works because amazing service like that don't need no marketing.

UTurnMan, easy on the inner circle help, I had to deny a handful of people LOL. So Infinity now has a Tiffany? Sheesh, seems like everyone just comes and goes whenever they want, wonder why these girls leave so fast these days (my guess is that Shiny is taking all the business possibly? I asked mamasan for a picture of Tiffany and got one but it could be anybody since the entire face is covered by her cellphone. It's not even worth uploading just a regular body can't see face. Fun Citys room was awesome but I would never want to run a blacklight through it yikes! I know they don't wash the mattress but probably change the sheets which is good. Too bad that place also got busted too a long time ago. If you see this Tiffany let me know if she's worth a visit.

BeefNoodleSoup, you didn't get played depending on how the girl or woman looked but reminds me of San Francisco when it was open. They would try scheming me even though I'm Asian but not Chinese but I knew all the prices so they tried but got shut down quick. Same exact scenario they give you a good massage compared to the backrub that Kgirls give you. Even walking on your walk and everything I liked this one girl who started at 3 PM everyday and I would call and she would hurry and be ready by 3 I could hear her all tired just waking up everytime (guessing they are up all night) at first I asked if I can roam her tits and she says yes then I say can I take off those jeans? She said $20 it was weird having her jeans down and white underwear down to her ankles but not off and a big ole Bush but boy was her pussy tight! It was only $40 for 20 min massage and $60 tip for a HJ but with the $20, $120 total not bad. Very cute girl too who I continued to see around 15 more times. Good thing you found a rub and tug spot but I think you could've got to roam and play for much lower but since you've been going for a long time and they know what to quote it's too late most likely now. Best thing to say is saying that's all the money I have on me I don't bring extra cash and it's not like they have to suck or fuck so it's easy money to them but it is what it is. Somebody here was asking about a good rub and tug spot a while ago I forget. Didn't even know they still existed in Chinatown but unlike the established well known AMPs and agencies, I can definitely see some of those Rub and Tug places willing to negotiate I mean I've done it many times before but usually they just let you roam around top if you tell them you'll give them an extra 20-40.

Anybody seen Vivian at Classy? I hate these pictures that blur out or block the face. I mean in my experience it usually means she's not all that pretty but sometimes you get a good surprise.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Jonesy1972]

My review of Joy at Paradise. No squirt. I love the squirt now so I look for it. She was very attentive. Fun, bubbly. Good English. Table shower great. Massage was ok. Service was ok. I like more eye contact. I don't want you to close your eyes. YoYo would look right in your eyes and beg for it. No one has reached YoYo level. Amy came close. Joy is a lot of fun tho. I'm scheduled to see her again. I'd like to see one of the others like Angie or Sunny. But I already scheduled. The service at paradise overall has been the best I've had.

[Jonesy1972]

Eva is the one with the big tits I didn't hear anything special about her so never seen her either. But I think Shiny is sort of burned out. She forgot who I was last week when we talked a total of over an hour among all our sessions. Not small talk either just talking afterwards. She must be super overbooked so that was a bummer. She tried playing it off by saying ofcourse I remember you baby and gave me a big hug. I asked her what's my name and she got it wrong. She must be making serious money and seeing a ton of customers.

Sam, I heard Tiffany is alright at Infinity if you strike out on finding Chinese providers. Reading your post about the old days brought back great nostalgia. Hana did introduce the 2 shots for the the price of 1 back then. I've never gotten a BJ without a condom on from an AMP provider before her either. God bless Sam! I'll never forget how you helped me get in the inner circle before they left and got raided. Greedy LF but what can you do. I remember Rachel! Natural soft Bs and exotic. Didn't know she liked to party or I would've offered her to come hang out. I don't remember the other providers you guys named but Fun Citys room with the bed was awesome! Felt like I was bringing an Asian girl to my grandmothers house while she was at church and smashing on her bed haha.

Oh my Hana. Thanks for that flashback. Man she got a lot of my money. First time I met her I handed her 160 and she DFK me and I immediately handed her 40 more. She got me off in the shower and then again in the room. I miss her.

[U Turn Man]

After YoYo I've seen Amy, Annie, and Eva (hopefully the pics are in good order). Amy was similar to Yo but not as good obviously. She squirted a river all over me where YoYo could squirt like a clam and splash me in the face. But both def want to please. Annie did not squirt but was very attentive and a lovely time. Eva did not want to be there. She would not make eye contact, very limited attention. No squirt. Maybe she just had a bad day. I am scheduled to see Joy so I will report back. I'm hoping for a squirt LOL.

Eva is the one with the big tits I didn't hear anything special about her so never seen her either. But I think Shiny is sort of burned out. She forgot who I was last week when we talked a total of over an hour among all our sessions. Not small talk either just talking afterwards. She must be super overbooked so that was a bummer. She tried playing it off by saying ofcourse I remember you baby and gave me a big hug. I asked her what's my name and she got it wrong. She must be making serious money and seeing a ton of customers.

Sam, I heard Tiffany is alright at Infinity if you strike out on finding Chinese providers. Reading your post about the old days brought back great nostalgia. Hana did introduce the 2 shots for the the price of 1 back then. I've never gotten a BJ without a condom on from an AMP provider before her either. God bless Sam! I'll never forget how you helped me get in the inner circle before they left and got raided. Greedy LF but what can you do. I remember Rachel! Natural soft Bs and exotic. Didn't know she liked to party or I would've offered her to come hang out. I don't remember the other providers you guys named but Fun Citys room with the bed was awesome! Felt like I was bringing an Asian girl to my grandmothers house while she was at church and smashing on her bed haha.

I'm taking a break from Shiny after seeing her mentally out of it because she tries so hard to give every customer the best GFE and with a booked schedule everyday I made the mistake of thinking it would be the same. I have a unique name and even had our own inside joke but drew a total blank once she saw me, just will wait it out. RIght now I'm planning on seeing Tiffany this week will report back and if Joy is good I will see her even though the sessions get better everytime I see Amy. So many tough choices in life!

[BeefNoodleSoup]

One of my regs hits me up, begging for a hard dicking. So I agree and set a time with her. Then she flakes on me. So I decide to hit up an AMP. I've been trying to schedule in a good rub for a while, so I decide to visit my go to rub and tug place for a good old fashion rub and tug. I've been to this place 40-50 times over the years. From all my past experience it has been easy to get a HJ but nothing more. Most of the time, roaming is allowed on top. The last time I went, I was also able to get a good amount of roaming on the bottom. Typically I would pay 60/60. Today on the flip she goes at it with a nice jerking. I do some of the typical boob roaming. I also attempt pussy roaming. Most of the time, the girls at this place say no to pussy roaming or just lean away but today she said she would do it for 100 tip. I agreed. She's jerking my shaft and I'm using both hands to roam top and bottom. I ask for FS and she says no. Then a little later she says yes to FS for 200 tip. I agree and go to town on that hairy asian pussy. She's very passionate and into it as if she hasn't been fucked in months.

Not sure if I was played or it I got a rare treat that most people don't get. You can easily get asian AMP pussy in several establishments in chinatown for far less than 260. But this one felt low milage, wasn't drenched in lube, etc.

Something similar happened to me a few years ago but that time, I visited a place that I thought was 100% legit and I only went in expecting a good rub. I kept my underpants on and she took it off and gave me a handy.

I guess money talks.

[Sam Katz]

After YoYo I've seen Amy, Annie, and Eva (hopefully the pics are in good order). Amy was similar to Yo but not as good obviously. She squirted a river all over me where YoYo could squirt like a clam and splash me in the face. But both def want to please. Annie did not squirt but was very attentive and a lovely time. Eva did not want to be there. She would not make eye contact, very limited attention. No squirt. Maybe she just had a bad day. I am scheduled to see Joy so I will report back. I'm hoping for a squirt LOL.

Interesting to hear that some chicks don't squirt over there! LOL I thought they all did. I only seen Yoyo and Amy by accident because the mamasan said Yoyo was busy when I clearly called and asked for Yoyo and mamasan said yes she's available come now! But Amy was a great time so I didn't complain. I heard Annie was good too by multiple people who are very reliable as well. But Eva? I don't know anything about her or this other chick I forget her name. No eye contact and the vibe of not wanting to be there is a huge mood killer too. Joy was confirmed by somebody here to be the chick on the right so she's not bad looking, not stunning but not bad. I have a feeling she will be a good time though for you. I'll be back on Tuesday and this time will continue what I always do which is go line up hunting and seeing which spots have the cute chicks LOL. Hey it's worked for me my whole life so why change it.

Hope your session goes well, let us know if what you heard is true about the comparison.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Jonesy1972]

AH. The good old days when hotties were all around the area for $160, unfortunately the younger hotter girls rather go to the west coast or NYC before Philly. I ask newbies all the time what do they think of Philly? And I always get similiar answers like " Philly is dirty" "Guys don't tip well" "Boring" "less gentlemen" etc. I doubt all those are 100% true and exaggerated because my friend from Atl tells me It's because in NYC, LA, and even Atl, the girls can go out at night sometimes to clubs, bars, Koreatown even Atlanta has a mini Ktown bigger than people think but smaller than NYC. But I can understand why some wouldn't want to come out here. I'm not taking credit for a girl coming here a long time ago but I was explaining to her that if she made a couple right moves and upped her game and God for sake put her picture out! She would kill the competition. This chick was a 9/10 easy but instead of following my advice she went back to San Francisco (If York is still around you know who I'm talking about) Look what Hana did, she took my advice and her service was unmatched by far. MSOG?? That wasn't a thing until she came along. Speaking of Fun City, I actually picked her up there where she only worked for less than 2 days. It was pretty cool being the closest thing to an AMPimp for a short time haha. But things have changed and girls are all going to agencies and the chicks who should've retired are still hanging in there somehow at one of the many walk ins..

After YoYo I've seen Amy, Annie, and Eva (hopefully the pics are in good order). Amy was similar to Yo but not as good obviously. She squirted a river all over me where YoYo could squirt like a clam and splash me in the face. But both def want to please. Annie did not squirt but was very attentive and a lovely time. Eva did not want to be there. She would not make eye contact, very limited attention. No squirt. Maybe she just had a bad day. I am scheduled to see Joy so I will report back. I'm hoping for a squirt LOL.

[HarryBaldBallz]

I was with Young at Pink on Race St. 1207.

We opted for the 220 full body to body shower room experience. She got naked and had a big cup full of Real Nuru Jelly. It was just like the Porno's you see. Lots of fun and I finished in the shower room. Their Shower room is warm and not drafty. Some places in the winter when it is cold and windy the shower rooms can be ice cold. Pink also has 2 shower rooms so if another customer comes in your usually not getting kicked out.

She also said they are now open 24 hours.

There is another gal that seems short and cute. Coco is not as nice looking and is kind of pushy. I would recommend checking out Young and the other new gal, much cuter. Just keeping it real.

Nuru if you don't know what it is. Find a porn site and do a search for Nuru. It is a clear, non-smelling and tasteless gel. Slippy but organic and it washes off easily. I believe it is made of seaweed. Not as harsh on the skin as soap. It was just like the Porn videos. Fun and def a bucket list thing. Not something for a normal bedroom it would be really messy.

[Sam Katz]

Are there no places that offer young Korean girls of that caliber anymore?? I had Mina, Lara, and Tina. Mina was a 5 ft total nymph into the game. She was more excited than I was. What even compares today?

AH. The good old days when hotties were all around the area for $160, unfortunately the younger hotter girls rather go to the west coast or NYC before Philly. I ask newbies all the time what do they think of Philly? And I always get similiar answers like " Philly is dirty" "Guys don't tip well" "Boring" "less gentlemen" etc. I doubt all those are 100% true and exaggerated because my friend from Atl tells me It's because in NYC, LA, and even Atl, the girls can go out at night sometimes to clubs, bars, Koreatown even Atlanta has a mini Ktown bigger than people think but smaller than NYC. But I can understand why some wouldn't want to come out here. I'm not taking credit for a girl coming here a long time ago but I was explaining to her that if she made a couple right moves and upped her game and God for sake put her picture out! She would kill the competition. This chick was a 9/10 easy but instead of following my advice she went back to San Francisco (If York is still around you know who I'm talking about) Look what Hana did, she took my advice and her service was unmatched by far. MSOG?? That wasn't a thing until she came along. Speaking of Fun City, I actually picked her up there where she only worked for less than 2 days. It was pretty cool being the closest thing to an AMPimp for a short time haha. But things have changed and girls are all going to agencies and the chicks who should've retired are still hanging in there somehow at one of the many walk ins. I mean I heard there's a 60 something woman at Osaka, no thanks. But I know some mongers who prefer the older women, one guy told me it's a kink of his. Couldn't be me. I loved the nymphs that go into attack mode DFK where you can't even breathe but the true test is when you see a girl just take everything off and get wet naturally and get on top (didn't have it happen many times but it sure was an ego boost LOL) I'm going to try to proposition a couple of these independent contractors to come work in Philly and I would help if the service is good but NYC prices are too much and they all seem cozy over here. I'm still going with Chinese girls for now due to what I heard about a bunch leaving NYC for work. I still remember my last session at Fun City with Yu Jin I had more pictures of her without sunglasses and more of other girls all around the world but hotmail decided to delete everyones account one day! I tried to retrieve my account and they said some dumb explanation but I will look for more. Anybody remember Yu Jin? Hot K girl 27 at the time I seen her passport so no lying about age, but didn't stay that long(3 weeks) and actually spent the last night in Philly at a hotel(I don't know why, what a waste of money but fun for me) the only thing bad about her was them hard bolt ons! SeekingSkank, I hear you man! I miss the old days where even the Race St AMPs had hotties where the hottest girls made 1207s Candy look average! Back when Philly had girls like Aimee and tan Rachel with the great English who loved to "party" and so many to list. I used to have some good pictures and information on that hotmail account too. Oh well. Hotmail is a bunch of BS.

Jonesy1972 wait a minute we're talking about a different chick! I thought you meant Joy from DE I don't know why I thought she named it Joys Paradise! The Joy I'm talking about is the Aznfbsm woman my bad, I won't repeat the things I wrote to you about her. The Joy from DE also works or worked with a chick named Sunny too. Some AMP girl names never go away. You meant a new Paradise chick named Joy! LOL! My bad with that one. But The first picture and the second picture are definitely 2 different girls you can tell by the jawline and the shape of the face. But Somebody just said she's worth a second visit so could be a good one. Paradise doesn't let you down meaning I've yet to see or hear about a bad time there from anybody. Although this fake picture thing ain't cool though. But with the things how it is right now Paradise is always a good option imo. And Yep, I think they all tell each new arrival "you squirt? You good" like literally tell each chick that squirting is in your best interest LOL.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Jonesy1972]

Made the trip up to Paradise because I had a good time there once before and wanted some variety. Had been going to New Star for a while but wanted to see what else was available.

Met with Joy for an hour. From the introduction, she was flirty and fun. The girls there all seem pretty short (5' or so) and so was Joy. Table shower with preview and back to the room. She has a really tight body and performed some gymnastics for me. Very fun time for $200. We laid on the table for a bit afterwards and then I left. I cant tell about the first picture Jonesey posted, but the second one with the purple hat is definitely her.

Will definitely return for her.

I'm scheduled for Tuesday. Curious if she went to the concubine school of squirting like YoYo and Sunny.

[Nothumbs]

Made the trip up to Paradise because I had a good time there once before and wanted some variety. Had been going to New Star for a while but wanted to see what else was available.

Met with Joy for an hour. From the introduction, she was flirty and fun. The girls there all seem pretty short (5' or so) and so was Joy. Table shower with preview and back to the room. She has a really tight body and performed some gymnastics for me. Very fun time for $200. We laid on the table for a bit afterwards and then I left. I can’t tell about the first picture Jonesey posted, but the second one with the purple hat is definitely her.

Will definitely return for her.

[Jonesy1972]

Sam,

This is Joy.

[SeekingSkank]

40's possibly? Heard Monica wasn't great either. SO Blue is another girl using a stolen picture or an oldass picture that's already been filtered like water. Average to below average face I'm guessing she's not the girl in the picture at all, I mean just look at her LOL. I know you know what a good looking Kgirl looks like more or less from what you've told me in PMs so I believe you. Sucks how mongers so crazy over some mediocre chicks because everyone is rated on a Philly calibrated scale. So I already figured that she couldn't be that pretty or I would've heard about it. I heard that the mamasan said Red and Blue were in their 20's, yeah ok and she told my friend that Dash is coming back this month she's visiting family then planning to come back (Yeah whatever). Dash is making big bucks somewhere else most likely like the rest of them.

I know friends who have been in that position seeing the girl walk in and she's NOT what you were expecting, some just go with it since she's already in the room but if she's not even close I would've walked out. I'm cool with the mamasan and still would've walked out while giving her some business advice about pictures. You ask them you are a consumer right? Then use any example you want to get the point across. When I was in that situation before once in NYC(it was $500!) I guess she thought I was Chinese because I could understand her saying outside the room "He's not happy with you go get JiHyun hurry" I said I wanted a line up from the jump but it was busy which was true so I just went to the room and got who I asked for. Jeez. I can roll with a 9 down to a 7 even but a 9 to a 4 nope. Sucks about the experience and thanks for TOFTT because I haven't heard anything from anyone reliable yet. That's crazy Shiny was booked 2 days ahead of time. Maybe Sam will see her sometime before it's too late but it'll just be for a good time since trying to work on her won't work. Especially with seeing mongers back to back all day long everyday. Plus she's a professional at finessing anyway. The Infinity girls are trained to focus on GFE alot Dash told me. Now Dash was hot! If she comes back I suggest you see her ASAP. I know UTurn Man had a mediocre session with Dash but trust me she's great! And I don't vouch for providers much. The looks, youth, face, body, GFE, service, etc checks almost all the boxes. If she comes back there will be a frenzy!

Looks like Philly is dry of new talent, I guess I'll continue my quest with the Chinese girls for the time being but what a disappointment these days with fake pictures and all. You see a BMW so go to get it and it's a Hyundai. SMH.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

Are there no places that offer young Korean girls of that caliber anymore?? I had Mina, Lara, and Tina. Mina was a 5 ft total nymph into the game. She was more excited than I was. What even compares today?

[JTerry26]

Getting ready to move to Philly for work and been studying the board. I'm going to be in the Mt. Airy area which is pretty remote so trying to see if anyone knows anything in that neck of the woods or if Chinatown area is still my closest / quickest option. Second question is about parking. Is there a good lot that has a decent 2 hour rate in the area? Appreciate the feedback guys. Looking forward to spending time in your great city as where I am now does not have FS AMPs.

I don't know about Mt Airy but near China Town at 10th and Wood Azn Delight has 2 free spots next to their AMP. Spots 1 and 8.

[SexScientist]

Getting ready to move to Philly for work and been studying the board. I'm going to be in the Mt. Airy area which is pretty remote so trying to see if anyone knows anything in that neck of the woods or if Chinatown area is still my closest / quickest option. Second question is about parking. Is there a good lot that has a decent 2 hour rate in the area? Appreciate the feedback guys. Looking forward to spending time in your great city as where I am now does not have FS AMPs.