Massage Parlor Reports

[TheBen]

Does anyone use cuddle comfort here in Philly?

[U Turn Man]

You sure love this provider Jame Heju. Heard she was a good time sexy exotic look with big knockers. But Jamie left already. Her schedule for the time being is posted. Been so used to paying 220 it'll be hard going back to EPM but still don't like their style of having providers only stay a few days sometimes. Her pictures are definitely P.S.'d alot but read that she was still hot. Thanks for the review!

[HushSign]

Entered the apartment and my jaw dropped. Jamie is a Korean Smoke Show. Lots of curves with a great ass, flat tummy, and monster tits. Jamie is not a spinner; she is voluptuous. She is built more like a Playboy Bunny at 5'5" with long dark hair. On top of that, she has one of the prettiest faces I ever seen with big round eyes and pouty lips. Those pictures do her no justice. Plus, she has a great and loving personality. Her bubbly voice and mannerisms make you want to stay with her all day. She is 100% GFE. I saw her once last year. We have been texting ever since. I was so stoked to be with her again. Jamie is even hotter now. We embraced and that quickly turned into a long session of DFK. Jamie is very passionate kisser and a great hugger. As fun as she is in bed, I would love just to hang out and kiss her all night. I had just showered at home so we did the blue toast and had her give me a quick wipe down. We went back to the room and kissed more. I had her slip on some black thigh stockings and the game was on. I couldn't control myself. I peeled the tight dress she had on off her and started sucking on those huge Natural DD Tits. They are melon like with nice dollar size nipples. She is a little sensitive here. Be nice boys! After she laid down on the bed, I started kissing her feet and made my way up her thighs. It was DATY time. Jamie is smooth as glass and so damn sweet tasting. I took my time using my tongue on her. She was going nuts and quivering while rubbing her clit. Next thing I know, she is moaning loudly while thrusting her hips up and down. She was holding my head down while also trying to push me away because she was cumming so hard. I was so turned on now. We started some P2P but she started asking (almost begging) to give me a BBBJ. Jamie is true pro at this. She sucked it fast but soft all while staring at me with her gorgeous eyes. Lots of dirty talk too while licking the sides and head. I was so ready now. We put the cover on and I started with standing miss. She started telling me to go harder and I obliged. She was talking all sorts of stuff while pulling me down to DFK. Next was doggy style and this where Jamie beats the competition. Her huge peach ass is sight of glory (esp. While pounding her from behind as she looks in the mirror at you). Next, I put her legs over head and banged her in a push up position. She was loving this. I wanted to cum but I held back. I lied down and Jamie sucked me off till I exploded in her mouth. Then she kept sucking and sucking and sucking. I am not exaggerating either. It's the ultimate climax. After another minute or so, I had to make her stop. It is toe curling good. She smiled and showed me she drank every drop too. What a good girl Jamie is! Time was almost up so we showered and did another blue toast. There was some more DFK and embracing before I left. I have seen many of the Philly legends but Jamie is by far, the best of the best. I cannot wait to play with this Goddess again. Her looks, attitude, and performance are beyond top notch. She is leaving soon so run to her boys!

[Wenger]

I visited your fair city last week and due to circumstances had limited time to explore. I was able to visit Osaka after dinner one night based on how close it was to my hotel plus a few adult beverages, and had a nice visit with Anna. Verizon kept me from checking reports otherwise I would have asked for May based on what I read here but I did enjoy my visit as I don't mind older providers. It was nice to have a TS and the massage afterwards was pretty good too. Anna asked if I wanted another visit with May but unfortunately funds and age kept that from being a possibility, but she made sure to introduce me before I left and if I make it back I'll definitely try and see her. Thanks to everyone who replied with suggestions, and I enjoyed dinner at Harp and Crown too.

[U Turn Man]

I guessed that she was older than 25 but I am not going to argue with her or ask for I'd. She did not seem as young as Mina.

Yeah dude it seems like the young girls don't like coming to Philly but I can't blame them if they are making more money elsewhere. Yoyo is making 360 now I still want her back in Philly but 200 to 360? A no brainer. But as always a gem comes around eventually. Spent way too much money the last 6 months maybe it's best for my pockets lmao. Heard about Sky another provider at Infinity, I heard she's not bad, might take the plunge with her Monday. I'll review if I can work up the courage to choose her over Shiny. Even though it was a bummer last time I know she will remember me this time around. I miss her GFE.

[Jackie Reynold]

Very nice plump round ass on Lily. And plump round Natural tities also! So I'm hoping she as good in the sack as she looks. Thick legs also but no lumps. Table shower ok but now back in room we fool around some as I take her nightie off and suck on her nipples. Lily English is so so but she likes saying baby baby a lot. Very tight pussy for a round ass girl. I really enjoyed her, definitely would ask for her again. On a 1-10 , her tiitties are a 10. She doesn't shave down below but not really that hairy. Yes, I did eat her some also, got my hour in.

[OskarM]

I guessed that she was older than 25 but I am not going to argue with her or ask for I'd. She did not seem as young as Mina.

Awesome Oskar TOFTT! I don't trust alot of reviewers I might've told you before and with everyone on the Shiny train its great to hear about Tiffany from somebody I find credible. I know you notice guys who boost the stats in her favor like the age and body type because they're scared of the provider finding out you posted how she actually looked and around her real age. But we can usually spot the oddballs when you see one guy saying 28 and 3 others saying 35-40. Claims to be 25? They all got to advertise themselves young as possible, I'm guessing you agreed somewhat with the age? I'm always down for a young spring chicken!

Great review not crazy detailed and ego driven God I hate those bragging about how great he laid it on her instead of running by the important points. Tiffanys good at English? I'm already halfway sold lmao. I really wish I was able to speak Korean and Chinese but oh well. So 3 months?? I would bet she won't be there that long but hopefully things are changing. So you would still pick Shiny over Tiffany though. I'm still bummed out over Shiny forgetting who I was but I understand she's probably been seeing a lot of guys, considering the lack of talent these days outside Paradise and her. Her GFE is on a whole nother level and seems natural instead of the usual provider that tries too hard to make it look like she loves being there and seeing you. Been on a little break lately going to the AMP all the time since around September of last year is when I was directed to Yoyo my bank account has been hit hard! I quickly scrolled through the transaction history of withdrawals and I felt sick for a second lmao. But it's an expensive hobby but it was worth every bit of it!

Glad to hear she wasn't a dud.

[U Turn Man]

I took the plunge with Tiffany.Tiffany claims to be 25. She has a nice personality and speaks English well.
I would go back She said she will be here 3 months.
I would say she is on par with Mina but Mina had that I am new to this freshness that Tiffany lacks. Shiny is a true paramour pro. Pick your poison gentlemen, as always YMMV.

Awesome Oskar TOFTT! I don't trust alot of reviewers I might've told you before and with everyone on the Shiny train its great to hear about Tiffany from somebody I find credible. I know you notice guys who boost the stats in her favor like the age and body type because they're scared of the provider finding out you posted how she actually looked and around her real age. But we can usually spot the oddballs when you see one guy saying 28 and 3 others saying 35-40. Claims to be 25? They all got to advertise themselves young as possible, I'm guessing you agreed somewhat with the age? I'm always down for a young spring chicken!

Great review not crazy detailed and ego driven God I hate those bragging about how great he laid it on her instead of running by the important points. Tiffanys good at English? I'm already halfway sold lmao. I really wish I was able to speak Korean and Chinese but oh well. So 3 months?? I would bet she won't be there that long but hopefully things are changing. So you would still pick Shiny over Tiffany though. I'm still bummed out over Shiny forgetting who I was but I understand she's probably been seeing a lot of guys, considering the lack of talent these days outside Paradise and her. Her GFE is on a whole nother level and seems natural instead of the usual provider that tries too hard to make it look like she loves being there and seeing you. Been on a little break lately going to the AMP all the time since around September of last year is when I was directed to Yoyo my bank account has been hit hard! I quickly scrolled through the transaction history of withdrawals and I felt sick for a second lmao. But it's an expensive hobby but it was worth every bit of it!

Glad to hear she wasn't a dud.

[OskarM]

I took the plunge with Tiffany.

Tiffany claims to be 25. She has a nice personality and speaks English well. She has a womanly body with some hips and B-cup natural breasts. She is round though the middle, not fat, but not a Barbie doll. Think female athlete build but not a toned hard body. Her face is pretty and honestly her appearance grew on me during our hour together. She was fun to be with and a pleasant person to talk with. She has a well groomed kittie but not a baldy. She uses a vape if that bothers you.

Tiffany was a nice time. If I had to choose Tiffany or Shiny I would opt for Shiny but I left with a nice smile after meeting Tiffany. In the table shower she did something I had not had done which is to tickle my feet with her nipples. It was cool but not something I would ask for by name. It was just unique and after all these years I thought huh, there are more tricks I have not seen. No salad was tossed in the shower or the room. I don't think she does that. She does sing into the mic in the shower and the room uncovered. She is good at this and she will offer 69 or she did with me.

In the room, she was fun and she rides well but unlike Shiny and Mina she used lube which masks her own arousal but she made nice faces and noises. She didn't fight me with her legs and honestly she can take some depth but it might hurt her a bit if you are too vigorous.

I would go back She said she will be here 3 months.

I would say she is on par with Mina but Mina had that I am new to this freshness that Tiffany lacks. Shiny is a true paramour pro. Pick your poison gentlemen, as always YMMV.

[JBallz]

Hi Philly brothers.

I will be visiting your city in 2 weeks and would love to check in and see if AZN is still a good place to go to. I was there last year for my yearly business trip and decided to stop in. I had a great time! Since I will be staying nearby, I thought of checking it out again with some advice as to who to see. I am really looking for the bustier Asian chicks, so any recommendation would be great. I can assist with some advice if any of you are in the Jacksonville area in the near future. Thanks!

[U Turn Man]

That's crazy he was willing to risk it all for her damn. LOL a Red Lobster gift certificate? These providers all want cash! Or gold but that dude went overboard really about to ruin his marriage and family for an AMP provider. Now that's the power of the P. But after marriage the fun sex phase does die out and just becomes almost like a hurry and get this over with thing so new pussy can be very addictive. Thanks for replying and I figured no Japanese providers here, but the sex industry in Japan is booming. Wonder why they don't come to the states and make a killing.

[Sam Katz]

Sam, what did you mean by "just pure luck and breaking down the AMP monger community online and how things work."? Did Hana have any crazy like really crazy guys? Or just obsessed? I know that Kako Kakoa Kakao list must have been super long because I was on there and she would send me those I love you and miss you texts! You dog! They worked on me a handful of times while I was at work thinking of what to eat for dinner and I get her text and I knew what I was having for dinner lmao.
San Francisco was great but you're forgetting the one you mentioned where you got the wrong name 1021 Cherry April! No matter how much I tried and offered her she wouldn't let me touch her tits even with her bra and shirt on. Shit was torture. She would have you on all fours stroking you from behind rubbing her thumb near the head gosh it was amazing the eye contact I remember the most and always so much precum so when I finally exploded it was an insane amount. Too bad her co worker was a fat beastly looking woman. Now that was the best are and T spot! If you disagree I would like to know a better one haha.
Question, has anyone ever had a Japanese provider here in Philly before? Would really like to see one but never came by one in my many years in this hobby.

I meant that Hana and Mickey had no idea how much the monger community could help her customer flow and didn't even know there was such sites like these so I pretty much briefly broke it down for them and how much word of mouth matters in this AMP scene. But as she got established very well into the scene she still was hungry for more money. She liked luxury clothes and luxury bags gold, jewelry, cash etc. So I explained how much the internet matters to her success and some guys will not share information, some guys will write fake information, some will shill in fear of getting scorned by the chick next time he sees her like writing down that a chick is 29 when she's really 40+ and so on. She said that a bunch of great reviews will work but I had to explain how that's not enough because once you're established another good review doesn't help anymore and grabbing the clients you have should be the next move. That's why I say most of the time, bad reviews are more valuable than good ones-think about it. She sold some dreams on which was the Kakaotalk idea. My bad if some of you guys got swept by her texts (it was just 1 sentence phrases since she couldn't write in English really and a deal between us I help you, you give me free sessions all business I remember people asking if I was dating her no). The list was LONG! Don't know how many but it was a ton. I do advise being discreet though because alot of mongers used their real name. I agree it can get dangerous for some women but Hana would've hustled the monger for everything while Mickey would've left (just personality differences and the owner wouldn't have let them go at their peak because they were making way too much money IMO).

Besides the couple details I mentioned, this one monger was indirectly trying to buy her love by sending pictures of his Jaguar a bottle of some expensive whiskey with the caption "Shall we celebrate a new life together with this bottle my Goddess?" and she laughed saying how in Thailand, really rich CEOs wanted her. A bunch of mongers tried bringing weird presents but wings take the cake! LOL and Jonesys 100% on point about mongers trying to stick around after the session when the mamasans job is to keep it moving and you become a nuisance because AMPs would go through alot to make sure mongers don't run into to each other and a few mongers would always try to stick around and talk about the dumbest shit. But they were showing off their $ but only a couple were really rich while the rest you could easily tell they're not by seeing the lame presents like perfume, Korean skin lotion, headphones, a Kpop CD, etc. But the worst was one guy gave her a $25 Red Lobster gift certificate in a Christmas card with a handwritten poem something about Hana you are my Banana something really bad, she said "banana! And ended it with lets be together forever I don't remember the middle but it was cringe. She was more confused and asking me what's Red Lobster? And tossed me the card and asked me what to reply since he wrote her -Merry Christmas! Hope you enjoyed my gift or something. I told her to say thanks and want to see him soon I mean what else could you say? But the guy willing to risk it all Hana took off his wedding band and said I want this as a joke and he contemplated for a second and said anything for my princess so dude got finessed for his wedding ring SMH and said he would divorce his wife and we can be together and have children and you don't have to work here no more because it pains me knowing other men are treating you like a sex object (but so was he) I could go all day but alot of those messages were super cringe and he was about to send her 90 K if she she moved out. She was thinking about moving out grab the 90 K and move back in but I stayed out of that one no comment because I'm not down with ripping off a monger for that much money not cool. But very soon afterwards all that drama occurred and chaos and those who know the story or what they heard know-briefly, she bounced to Seattle Mickey went to Korea then Japan and CH2 got busted like I said it would. And Nah, never seen a Japanese chick before, actually never seen many Japanese people in general in Philly even most of the sushi spots are Chinese or Korean LOL. It would be nice to see one though!

Sorry to anyone if I put anyones business out (I didn't put no names out) including the teacher I got a PM about you don't worry I'm not going to say no more. All of this was a long time ago anyway so who cares I didn't mention any names. Just be more discreet there's even mongers who are friends with Hana on one of her old Facebook pages (sorry she told me before to not tell anyone but she has a few old ones and people know it because there are Philly mongers on her friends list but imo you got to be more discreet! And she got a main personal one she don't tell many people about) Also, York I guess you're no longer around I have the whole Jenny story and your Baek Ji Young CD and everything. Just saying.

UTurn you got me man, I was wrong about HJ spots, that place where April worked was #1 hands down. I had to practically beg to get some tits sheesh! She was a professional teaser, wish she was Korean I might've had a better chance more but from what I remember she was strict on her rules only bent them for me slightly. It is true you have a better chance when you can talk to the girls and relate. Chan could most likely get perks I can't at CMPs same thing. Been chilling no AMP since I got back from NYC, don't think there's any great girls out right now that we all don't know about. After paying NYC prices thinking of seeing Vivian before getting used to 220. Thinking.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[U Turn Man]

That's hilarious Jonesy! Because I can imagine the whole thing being played out, I can imagine an obsessed monger who thinks he's welcomed because he tips well and never leaves after the session when he's supposed to thinking he's friends with the crew lmao. I can just imagine the mamasan and the girls in Korean saying it's fat Bob again and everyone has that OMFG face. Then he comes in with some cheap wings and mamasan says "get out! And we don't want your wings! Winging the box 20 yards fucking hilarious! But LEO Dorsey has a good point, once it goes from an obsessed customer to a crazy incel mad at the world that he can't get her it's probably time to relocate depending on circumstances. Sam, what did you mean by "just pure luck and breaking down the AMP monger community online and how things work. "? Did Hana have any crazy like really crazy guys? Or just obsessed? I know that Kako Kakoa Kakao list must have been super long because I was on there and she would send me those I love you and miss you texts! You dog! They worked on me a handful of times while I was at work thinking of what to eat for dinner and I get her text and I knew what I was having for dinner lmao.

San Francisco was great but you're forgetting the one you mentioned where you got the wrong name 1021 Cherry April! No matter how much I tried and offered her she wouldn't let me touch her tits even with her bra and shirt on. Shit was torture. She would have you on all fours stroking you from behind rubbing her thumb near the head gosh it was amazing the eye contact I remember the most and always so much precum so when I finally exploded it was an insane amount. Too bad her co worker was a fat beastly looking woman. Now that was the best are and T spot! If you disagree I would like to know a better one haha.

Might be seeing an incall escort I learned about from somebody on this board I don't know if he wants his name out there so I'll keep it out but she's okay in looks and is right down the street from me literally. Not seeing Shiny for a while after she forgot who I was and probably will try Tiffany soon but I keep picking Paradise over Infinity and EPM, forget them when you can get better value for much less money.

Question, has anyone ever had a Japanese provider here in Philly before? Would really like to see one but never came by one in my many years in this hobby.

[Leo Dorsey]

Lmfao, smfh.

More then not, when the store gets a crazy obsessed customer and they can't get rid of him cause he's obsessed with a certain girl, eventually the store has to tell the girl she has to leave. It's done amiably, the girl knows it's best to move on.

[AgentChan]

Thanks Sam! As always. Part of that reminds me we had a guy at work who started going to Jersey AMPs. He wound up falling in love with one of the girls. He was bringing presents, showing up every day to "hang out". Mama asked him to leave he stared a fight (he was an alcoholic also) eventually the mama called the cops (this happened over the course of months. Every week we'd get a new story). He brought wings one time and got thrown out. He was upset because they dumped his wings in the street. They banned him. He got arrested for harassing them. Lesson number one: don't Fall in love. This is just business.

Lmfao, smfh.