Massage Parlor Reports

[Davey1965]

Hey fellow mongers.

I'll be visiting Philly for work in the coming weeks. I'm usually more of a STG or SA guy as that's a lot more viable in my area. The AMP scene was knocked out of play in my area a few years ago and has just never really made a comeback. It's something I've always wanted to try so this seems like a great opportunity. Hopefully, you guys won't mind helping me out. I'll be staying by the airport unfortunately I didn't get the benefit of booking the hotel. From a little reading here it seems like 1814 Ludlow or 9 VIP might be the two best options. Is there anything I should be aware of before going? Do I need to call ahead at either place? Being totally oblivious to the AMP world any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

I always prefer to just do a walk-in. This way if you don't like what you see you can just as easily walk-out. Also you may want to Uber into Chinatown and check out all the spas there as well. You have a choice of many to check out and can just as easily Uber or walk to 9 VIP from there as well.

[Scooter172]

Anyone get this anywhere? $$ is an awful lot, afterall. Are they usually down for it or is it a no-no?

[Dr Dong]

Take a Valium dude, if abbreviations stress you that much don't read the forum.

Better yet. Don't RTFF! 😁.

[ShineDog]

Hey fellow mongers.

I'll be visiting Philly for work in the coming weeks. I'm usually more of a STG or SA guy as that's a lot more viable in my area. The AMP scene was knocked out of play in my area a few years ago and has just never really made a comeback. It's something I've always wanted to try so this seems like a great opportunity. Hopefully, you guys won't mind helping me out. I'll be staying by the airport unfortunately I didn't get the benefit of booking the hotel. From a little reading here it seems like 1814 Ludlow or 9 VIP might be the two best options. Is there anything I should be aware of before going? Do I need to call ahead at either place? Being totally oblivious to the AMP world any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

[Lgkok]

Grey, the the the, DDD, and others confuse the hell out of me.

I read some ppls post and have no idea WTF theyre saying; if they're even asking a question or giving an answer.

For real my dudes, use the forum abbreviations or just PM people, because your posts only make sense to "that other dude".

Take a Valium dude, if abbreviations stress you that much don't read the forum.

[TommyShelby]

Website has been down for days.

Whats up?

[JTerry26]

Went this weekend while I was in town. Drew Apple, cute face, nice tits, no ass Korean. She was new there and it showed. Standard TS, sauna, and then to room. Her massage was different for sure. Part of it was good as she focused on arms and feet. But back massage portion was just plain weird. Hard to explain moves that was almost like she was bouncing up and down on me. No back walking.

Flip over and she takes her 2 piece bathing suit off. Again, really nice c cup fake tits, but surprised by almost a full Bush. I don't DATY so no big deal but would be a turn off if I did. She started off with short licking of the boys before cover went on. Decent deep throat for a few minutes and then jumped on for CG. Just bounced up and down, no real grinding and not doing much for me. She said I was too big which is not true as I am sure I am average. Asked if we could go to mish. Then complains again I am too big. She would not kiss or allow kissing of breast and no talking at all. Moved to doggy and that was a bit better so I finished that way.

She then told me sorry she was complaining but that she went to bed at 4 and was back up at 9 for customers. It was about 2 when I was there so she was tired. Not the worst visit I have had, but in no way would recommend her and not sure I will go back to 9 VIP as my last 3 out of 4 have been mediocre at best. The place is clean, safe, and convenient to park or it would probably be out of business.

"The place is clean, safe, and convenient to park or it would probably be out of business" That's pretty much exactly my thought about my last visit there. Similarly mediocre and also bait and switched me when I requested someone specific who turned out to have left days before. For the money, getting a good massage is a real plus. If they phone that in and then the finish isn't great you're left thinking "Why did I just spend so much money?”

I may try my luck at ADH next time I go to an AMP.

[Dog2000]

Went this weekend while I was in town. Drew Apple, cute face, nice tits, no ass Korean. She was new there and it showed. Standard TS, sauna, and then to room. Her massage was different for sure. Part of it was good as she focused on arms and feet. But back massage portion was just plain weird. Hard to explain moves that was almost like she was bouncing up and down on me. No back walking.

Flip over and she takes her 2 piece bathing suit off. Again, really nice c cup fake tits, but surprised by almost a full Bush. I don't DATY so no big deal but would be a turn off if I did. She started off with short licking of the boys before cover went on. Decent deep throat for a few minutes and then jumped on for CG. Just bounced up and down, no real grinding and not doing much for me. She said I was too big which is not true as I am sure I am average. Asked if we could go to mish. Then complains again I am too big. She would not kiss or allow kissing of breast and no talking at all. Moved to doggy and that was a bit better so I finished that way.

She then told me sorry she was complaining but that she went to bed at 4 and was back up at 9 for customers. It was about 2 when I was there so she was tired. Not the worst visit I have had, but in no way would recommend her and not sure I will go back to 9 VIP as my last 3 out of 4 have been mediocre at best. The place is clean, safe, and convenient to park or it would probably be out of business.

[Scooter172]

Grey, the the the, DDD, and others confuse the hell out of me.

I read some ppls post and have no idea WTF theyre saying; if they're even asking a question or giving an answer.

For real my dudes, use the forum abbreviations or just PM people, because your posts only make sense to "that other dude".

[The Enjoyer]

Great post! Had me LOL "been cleaning yourself wrong all this time" I too have had them scrub my scalp the same way. LOL some do love to dress you when done and I like that.

Great review. It sounds like you had the experience that keeps us all coming back.

[Basketball]

You're sort of right.

Grey is back being run by Sue. Standard ddd and grey services.

Then the Doll House is still there not sure who is running it. Which is more of a standard AMP with younger ladies then typical Sue ladies.

Understand both are in the same location at 1041.

I believe the old DDD / Grey phone number still goes to Sue. Not sure about the Doll House.

There was a similar arrangement when the building Grey was located in had issues. I guess with the DDD problems. They are working together again?

So, you go to 1041, ring the bell, and what happens? Who answers the door?

[PhillyDwag]

Heard 1041 is open, and being run by Sue, of the the the and Grey fame. Any info about the girls? Heard there are 6.

You're sort of right.

Grey is back being run by Sue. Standard ddd and grey services.

Then the Doll House is still there not sure who is running it. Which is more of a standard AMP with younger ladies then typical Sue ladies.

Understand both are in the same location at 1041.

I believe the old DDD / Grey phone number still goes to Sue. Not sure about the Doll House.

There was a similar arrangement when the building Grey was located in had issues. I guess with the DDD problems. They are working together again?

[Dave1414]

Hello,

This is my first review so bare with me.

I've been to exactly one AMP in my life until today and it was not a pleasant experience, it was $150 for a rushed experience with a subpar woman and since then I swore them off completely, All of that changed today with Mimi at 1814 Ludlow.

I got off work early and was bored so I checked to see what was around and saw the below review of 1814 Ludlow, So I tap the ATM and head on over and talk to the mamasan who ushers me upstairs into a small room with a 5 year old expired calendar on the wall. After a few minutes Mimi walks in and I'm starting to feel a little apprehensive getting flashbacks from before, She is an older woman but not an unpleasant looking body. She asks me if I would like to take a bath in broken English and I agree so she escorts me to a cool looking shower room and this is when things go off the rails (in a good way).

She cleaned the fuck out of me. She cleaned me so hard and so thoroughly that I started to thing I was cleaning myself wrong my entire life! She soaped up washed and rubbed every square inch of my body all while saying I was her "little baby" (I think I am younger than most of the clientele at these places) she took off my glasses and cleaned them smelled my hair and asked if I wanted her to wash it, I said yes and she left and returned with "Expensive Japanese Shampoo" and washed my hair so fiercely I almost wanted to cry uncle while she was scouring my scalp. This bath went on for close to 40 minutes and included shampoos, soaps, face stuff? Pumice and oils all while saying how she wanted her little baby clean in broken English.

After that she dried me off and lead me back to my room, I was ready to leave as I already got my money's worth after being power washed like a deck by a 5'2 Asian lady but she sat me down and tried me off a bit all the while letting me be as handsy as I wanted to be. She leaves and returns with a basic of condoms and tells me to lay down. I'm already half asleep as she starts to go to down sucking various parts of my body starting with the tongue then going down to the nipples then downward everything was top notch this continues for about 15 minutes when she looks at me and gives me the "are you ready" eyes I nod and she climbs on top of me sans rubber she rides hard and deep leaning over to suck the tongue out of my mouth as we go at each other for a while, I finish inside her and she leaves to clean herself up. I take the time to relax after close to an hour of of being scrubbed rubbed and fucked she returns and gives me a quick rub down while I relax then says "Go!" a signal I interrupted as I was done for the day. I sit up and start to go for my clothes when she stops me and begins to dress me from the socks up, even my watch she put on (After checking to see how nice it was) she started to struggle with my shoes and when I bent over to help her untie she slapped my hand away preferring to do it herself. When it was all said and done she held my hand and walked me downstairs a bit and I was out with 160 in damages went to nomnom housed a bowl of ramen, took the train home wrote this review and now I'm going to pass out.

Mimi changed my mind about AMPs and I will for sure be a regular from here on out, I will take an older lady who takes her time to make sure you are satisfied over a younger girl trying to get you out of the door.

Great post! Had me LOL "been cleaning yourself wrong all this time" I too have had them scrub my scalp the same way. LOL some do love to dress you when done and I like that.

[Olney High]

Heard 1041 is open, and being run by Sue, of the the the and Grey fame. Any info about the girls? Heard there are 6.

No AMP in Philadelphia has that many girls. No store is that busy to sustain that consistency of customers. Plus they close at 12 midnight or so cause lack of business. Most stores have 2 or 3 girls at most, except maybe 9 VIP which usually has 5.

Your welcome.

[Basketball]

Heard 1041 is open, and being run by Sue, of the the the and Grey fame. Any info about the girls? Heard there are 6.