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[Big Red50]

I awoke this morning with the idea for what I call the "Cingular Coochie Contactor". I believe phones are made which are marketed for children, which can be used to dial only certain numbers (such as parents or 911). The same concept could to applied for mongering.

These Coochie Contactors could be issued to women of interest, in order to provide method for them to contact mongers, without risking having them run up minutes that mongers pay for. I haven't worked out the monger side, however, other than to buy a cheap phone with pay-as-you-go minutes (e.g., the Motorola products sold at convenience stores).

This would accompish 2 things. It would give providers a way to contact mongers, while not disclosing personal monger telephone number.

This seems like a good opportunity for a street vendor business on the K (the flagship location). Anyone want to discuss franchisee opportunities? We could be the Bill Gates of mongering communications.

Hey Trav Man:

Great minds do think alike.

Here is my post From Baltimore-General Reports from 12/08/6

After having a lengthy discussion with a senior member, I have an innovative communication product for mongering. It is the Hooker Phone(tm). Have you ever gotten digits from a SW and then you call; guess what the phone is not on. She spent her phone money on something else. The Hooker Phone(tm) would charge a nominal charge for the phone say half a jack and be distributed from Farm Stores, 7-11 and crack dealers. Every time a monger calls a Hooker Phone(tm) there is a $2.00 minimum up to $5.00 charge for the call based on the length of call, there is no charge to the Hooker Phone(tm) owner. The monger calling fee could be paid with, credit card, Hooker Phonecard, independence card or quarters in a pay phone. If there is no answer the monger can leave a message to be retrieved later by the Hooker Phone(tm) owner.

An appropriate message might read, meet me at Fulton and Cole, 3 PM Saturday; got blue balls Big Red.

Or Maybe a pager that the SW don't know the number too.

Just trying to help

Big Red

[RickAndrew]

While walking along Market (around the 2100 block, I think) I came a across an adult establishment that offered a bigger variety than most. Generally adult bookstores seem to draw the gay crowd only, but this one offered "girls, girls, girls" on the second floor, so I thought I would check it out. $5. 00 to get you in and it's a small room with a typical raised dance floor and pole. A girl came out (very thin, attractive, black) and did a little dance. And offered more in a Private room. I said I would have to think about it (she was not my type, plus, I had not been expecting to need extra funds, so I came with meager cash). As I started to leave, I was encouraged by the door man to walk down the row of booths and talk to the girls. "talking is free" he said. So, I did just that. A huge breasted latino caught my eye and beckoned me into her booth. She told me to sit and gave a very animated sales pitch about what I should expect from her. She was pretty in the face, with animated eyes and a nice smile. She was very convincing. I told her I would have to get cash and come back. But I did not. Once the fresh air hit me, my big brain took over and I continuted my evening stroll.

Anyone have any experience there?

After reading about this place I thought I'd check it out. I have never been to a places with booths and honestly I wasn't expecting much. It was about 1:00 in the afternoon when I found a parking spot and went inside. I immediately went up to the second floor where the girls are and talked to the guy working the door. Apparently the third floor is a couples only room. On the second floor is a small stage where girls will come and dance for singles or you can go back to the booths. The guy was very nice and told me to go ahead and feel free to talk to the girls to see if I wanted any shows. I was surprised to see that there was probably 5 or 6 girls standing outside the booths all dressed up and friendly. I'd say that all of them were at least a 6.5 and the best was probably a 7.5.

I chose a younger white girl (Sophia) and we dropped into her booth for us to talk. At this point I got the full run down on all the prices and services. She was very open and clear about everything (and looked pretty good) so I decided to stay. Money is deposited into a machine and that starts the timer. I was worried that staring at a clock counting down would ruin the moment, but in the end everything worked out fine.

I gave her a tip, which she said thank you for and then deposited it into the machine. Apparently they still have to split tip money with the house, so that is not so good. When I asked why she didn't just keep it, she pointed to the video camera over my shoulder. Oh well, I always wanted to make my own movies. I'm not from the area, but I got the feeling this would be a good place to meet girls for outside work.

I will certainly go back next time I'm in town and you can PM me for more info on the rate and services.

[Trav Pokerman]

I awoke this morning with the idea for what I call the "Cingular Coochie Contactor". I believe phones are made which are marketed for children, which can be used to dial only certain numbers (such as parents or 911). The same concept could to applied for mongering.

These Coochie Contactors could be issued to women of interest, in order to provide method for them to contact mongers, without risking having them run up minutes that mongers pay for. I haven't worked out the monger side, however, other than to buy a cheap phone with pay-as-you-go minutes (e.g., the Motorola products sold at convenience stores).

This would accompish 2 things. It would give providers a way to contact mongers, while not disclosing personal monger telephone number.

This seems like a good opportunity for a street vendor business on the K (the flagship location). Anyone want to discuss franchisee opportunities? We could be the Bill Gates of mongering communications.

[Davey1965]

Just a bit of info for all. KAM PM'd wondering where the Carlisle is. Figured I'd post here so all can hear. Head west on Girard Ave and cross Broad St. Go to the next light and make a left, then to the next stop sign and turn left. The Carlisle is on your left. It's a real sleezy motel on a real sleezy street. 15 for the hour, just a sheet, no pillows, doors do lock and a shared bathroom. Also some very interesting characters can be found here, but never had a problem and have been coming here since 1986.
This is a great place to take a girl if you pick them up on the Front Street end of the track. Only about 5 minutes away.

[Davey1965]

Found this on the Baltimore board. Got a real good laugh out of it and had to post it. Have to give kudo's to our mongering buddies just to the south of us for this one.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2673381/share

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