Massage Parlor Reports

[Holdmetoo]

And really theres nothing wrong with RSVP that another match couldnt help.

ROFLMAO

Would that be a "matched set"?

[Member #4954]

Hmmm I guess my other post got goofed up, but, I have been to Apple spa several times. And found the spa closed for quite some time now. OR did they move? I enjoy Evergreen but also Apple, I got better massages but never fs from Apple. Thanks
And really theres nothing wrong with RSVP that another match couldnt help.

[Member #4954]

Uhhhh I thought Apple closed or did they move?? Are you refering to the location in a tiny shopping center on US 30 next to KFC? Thats were I've gone to in the past. Great massages, but I never got fs.

[Holdmetoo]

It was a pleasant Friday afternoon, and I decided to go on a "shopping trip". First stop: RSVP.

If this place has seen better times, I'm sure it's forgotten them. "Dump" would be fairly accurate, but I might get a lawsuit for slander from the Northwest Landfill. We would all have been better served if the fire had taken everything, so they had to just start over.

Good news: All but one of the rather large women on the website have left the firm.

Bad news: The replacements replace in them in every way, including heft.

Good news: The young lady I talked with (and all I did was talk) was pleasant and outgoing. And the place has extended hours: 9:00 am - midnight M - Th, 9:00 am - 6:00 am (the next morning) F - Sat, 12 - 10 Sun. So, they're available, if you really need them.

Bad news: The young lady's co-worker reminded me of an Army surplus tank, except that tanks are, by and large, cuter.

After explaining that I was new to the area and just wanted to find all the MPs in the daylight, I left.

Next stop Apple Spa:

I found the spa after a little effort (the address I had Googled was wrong). It's at 1337 Lincoln Way, not 1228. I rang the doorbell and waited...and waited...and waited. Finally, an attractive, older woman (estimate: about 40) appeared breathlessly at the door and explained in broken English that all seats were taken. (She didn't say that, but it's how I interpreted it.) I should come back in an hour.

I don't think so.

Wandering around beautiful(?) downtown Chambersburg wasn't on my agenda, so...

Third stop, Evergreen.

I had been to the Evergreen once before. (The review was posted in the York forum, since they were talking about the place. I've put a copy of that post at the bottom of this one.) This time, I got to meet Vicky.

Vicky was younger than the lady I met last time. I'd estimate late 20s. She had a cute babydoll face and the kind of body for which bikinis were invented. I was delighted.

The bad news is that Vicky didn't seem to want to be there. She wasn't overtly rude, but her gestures, tone and body language suggested that she really wanted to leave. A bit of a turnoff, but, seduced by her long, lean legs and pert breasts, I provided enough enthusiasm for both of us.

The TS was thorough, with plently of attention to certain parts. The massage was perfunctory. When we finally got down to business, she wanted me to wait while she applied lotion to the appropriate part of her anatomy. I gently but firmly pushed it away and had a bit of a luncheon by DATY. After a short time, she didn't need lotion, though she did need to catch her breath.

Since I believe in getting my hour's worth, we spent some time making slow sweet love until I could see that she was nearly worn out. I asked her to turn over for a doggie-style ending and gave her a righteous pounding until her cries of passion could be heard all over the building. A good time was had by all. Afterward, while I was getting dressed, she seemed greatly delighted by my "Big Doggie" (tm) brand T-shirt. I can't imagine why.


The review of the first visit:

"Although I normally go to Baltimore, Evergreen is about the same distance, so I decided to try it.

Not a terribly discreet location--on the main highway. They must pay off the local cops, because they surely aren't hiding from them.

Parked in the back and entered there. I was greeted by Kim who took me to a clean, pleasant room downstairs and asked for $70 for an hour, then left. I had to wait a short time after disrobing, then she took me to the table shower. The shower was done quickly and with only a little attention to the nether regions.

When we returned to the room, I put $100 on the table. She gave me a mediocre massage, then undressed and told me to turn over. Things heated up rapidly. She was a nicely built woman in her mid-30s with C-cup breasts, which I taste-tested thoroughly. We spent some time in a 69 (CBJ) and finished off with her in cowgirl.

A pleasant visit, though not outstanding. I'll probably go again."

[Alex2918]

Hello Everyone,

This Is Montana. Some Of U From Jodys That I Havent Seen In A While I Just Wanted To Say Hello And Im At Silkstockings In Shippensburg Drop Buy Sometime Say Hello.

Silkstockings is a rip-off place. They are fooling people and charging money for nothing. Your bet is head south.

[Member #4954]

Their tip schedule was basically the same as the door fee. 60min 100 45min 80 etc....
of course ymmv the greater the tip the better the milage.

[Jodysgirl]

Hello Everyone,

This Is Montana. Some Of U From Jodys That I Havent Seen In A While I Just Wanted To Say Hello And Im At Silkstockings In Shippensburg Drop Buy Sometime Say Hello.

[Holdmetoo]

I went to RSVP last Sat. for grins and giggles, They have reopened after the fire, BUT they just haven't cleaned up. The young lady took me back to the room (she was pleasent, very outgoing and cute) explained the rates and the girls works for tips (wink,wink the more you tip the better the massage and the greater the service)
Back to the room, there is still soot and smoke damage everywhere, and the mattress in the room is filthy. No, I wont go back, Evergreen is just up the road a bit, and much nicer.

Did they give you "suggested" tip rates for various services? If so, what were they?

TIA

[Member #4954]

I went to RSVP last Sat. for grins and giggles, They have reopened after the fire, BUT they just haven't cleaned up. The young lady took me back to the room (she was pleasent, very outgoing and cute) explained the rates and the girls works for tips (wink,wink the more you tip the better the massage and the greater the service)
Back to the room, there is still soot and smoke damage everywhere, and the mattress in the room is filthy. No, I wont go back, Evergreen is just up the road a bit, and much nicer.

[Max #01]

I've been to both RSVP and Evergreen a year or so ago. RSVP was basically a dump. I don't know if they've cleaned things up at all. The service was mediocre at best. I had my choice between Apple or Evergreen. I had heard that Evergreen was the best of the two. I had a DC-type experience for DC prices. There's also Bambi Lee's in Berkeley Springs -- south on I-81. I stopped there once and left. Bambi's makes RSVP look like the Moonlight Bunny Ranch!

If you're going to be driving around anyway, for my $, I would visit either Vista in Breezewood or Tranquility in York. I heard from one of the ladies at Vista that a lot of the Jody's girls went to either RSVP or Tranquility.

[Princeton73]

I was looking for their names on the site, but coudn't find any.... so I figured we could start with Venus, Pluto, Jupiter....

I always wanted to have a mud-wrestling contest between the RSVP girls and the ones at Athena spa in Duncannon (http://visitathena.com/Gallery/) --they have some serious heifers at the latter place (doesn't really show up in the pix)

[Barthomer2005]

I was looking for their names on the site, but coudn't find any.... so I figured we could start with Venus, Pluto, Jupiter....

[Member #4954]

Yeah, have fun and good luck... staying out of their gravitational pull! Don' let these "girls" near the Jersey coast or the tides will change.

Actually, these girls can't go to the shore. People keep dragging out to the water and shouting "you're free you're free. LOL

[Barthomer2005]

They just reopened after a fire, haven' been there yet. I was there a number of years ago. found it to be hit or miss, BUT it has been a few years ago. so to be fair I can' report about todays quality.

If posting web adress is a no no I will say sorry in advance., bt heres a link:

http://rsvptonight.com/

Hve fun and good luck

Yeah, have fun and good luck... staying out of their gravitational pull! Don' let these "girls" near the Jersey coast or the tides will change.

[Crazy Dick]

Last Thursday I stoped by Evergreen. This was my first visit, it's easy to find. Mamasan sent in Choi. Only been there for a week. Said she was from LA, and had only been at Evergreen for a week. I've spent a lot of time in LA, specificly Koreatown. Her knowledge of Koreatown was limited. She said she was 40, looked like ~48. Nice body if she was an American, little heavy for a Korean. TS was uneventful, Rub was fairly decent. Then the question, & I said the tip was on the table. She blked for more of a tip, but I said that's all I had. Hell I don't pay more than 5J's for the best DC has, I wasn't going to give her more. Had a fairly decent session. On the was out she asked me to come back soon.

Crazy Dick

P.S. Apple was open, saw a customer go in when I passed their shop.