Massage Parlor Reports

[RedsMan1]

I always get good service from Coffee. It is true it is a little different than what you get at typical AMPs. As someone else was pointing out, the table shower is like being waterboarded. They just want to torture you a little before you get what you really came for. But I am pretty sure that whatever you were after from Sue, you can also eventually get from Coffee. Coffee was probably just trying to get to know you, just making some conversation, possibly not even fully understanding or caring much about whatever answers you gave her. Coffee has a real nice body I don't see how Sue could hold a candle to Coffee. As for massage quality, who really goes to one of these places for a massage? LOL. But if she isn't your cup of tea, she isn't your cup of tea, as she is a little different experience than some other AMPs.

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Oh don't get me wrong, service was top notch compared to many other AMPs I have been to. After reflection it seems I have come across a little harsh but more out of disappointment in not seeing sue. And yes coffee has a much better body so perhaps I will see her again if others arent available. I would not discourage anyone from visiting this place and you will leave satisfied.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

I always get good service from Coffee. It is true it is a little different than what you get at typical AMPs. As someone else was pointing out, the table shower is like being waterboarded. They just want to torture you a little before you get what you really came for. But I am pretty sure that whatever you were after from Sue, you can also eventually get from Coffee. Coffee was probably just trying to get to know you, just making some conversation, possibly not even fully understanding or caring much about whatever answers you gave her. Coffee has a real nice body I don't see how Sue could hold a candle to Coffee. As for massage quality, who really goes to one of these places for a massage? LOL. But if she isn't your cup of tea, she isn't your cup of tea, as she is a little different experience than some other AMPs.

First one I posted about. Second visit was over memorial day weekend. Got sue again and there was more on the menu this time around. Went this past Saturday hoping third time was the charm. Unfortunately coffee answered the door and sue was busy. About midway through someone showed up so she had to stop and tell them to come back later. After the standard finish there was no continuation of the massage like sue provided. I was quickly ushered out the backdoor and told to come back because a new girl would be starting the next week. Granted it's all about getting people in and out quickly but an hour should be an hour. The massage wasnt as good as sue provided and the chit chat could have been less. I want to lay there and relax, not play 20 questions. I will go again but make sure I see sue or someone else. Coffee was not my cup of tea! And if you are heading north on 81 be aware that there is road construction going on once you get into pennsylvania. Delay wasnt bad but I wasnt in a rush.

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[Crazy Jim Wood]

Haha waterboarded that sounds about the best description of her table shower LOL.

Hey Justin, I always got a kick out of the table showers Coffee (AKA Sophia) gave me. She would pour a couple of buckets of water over my head, I felt like I was being water boarded! In my many years of visiting KAMPS and Massage Parlors I have never had a table shower quite like hers. She has always been sweet to me, but I still really miss Candy! Dick.

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[RedsMan1]

First one I posted about. Second visit was over memorial day weekend. Got sue again and there was more on the menu this time around. Went this past Saturday hoping third time was the charm. Unfortunately coffee answered the door and sue was busy. About midway through someone showed up so she had to stop and tell them to come back later. After the standard finish there was no continuation of the massage like sue provided. I was quickly ushered out the backdoor and told to come back because a new girl would be starting the next week. Granted it's all about getting people in and out quickly but an hour should be an hour. The massage wasnt as good as sue provided and the chit chat could have been less. I want to lay there and relax, not play 20 questions. I will go again but make sure I see sue or someone else. Coffee was not my cup of tea! And if you are heading north on 81 be aware that there is road construction going on once you get into pennsylvania. Delay wasnt bad but I wasnt in a rush.

[Dick Balz]

Hey LD, sorry to hear about your wasted time and money at Kiku. I haven't been there for about a year, but back then "Young-ee" took care of me more than once. And in a good way I might add. But after hearing of your experience, I will cross it off of my mongering list. Thanks for the report, it undoubtedly will save many of us from the same disaster. Dick.

[LurkingDog]

So, it's sort of a long trek for me to get to Chmbrsbg but I still recall the good professor's words about the establishments in this area. While a lot of attention was properly devoted to SA, he had also mention Kiku and then, recently, a "new place" located at 1453 (now called "Sunny Spa" As I drove by, SA already had two of you mongers in the parking lot and so I thought I'd try a new place and expanded my options for the future. Decided upon a Kiku visit -- was wholly disappointed. A pleasant enough late 30's / early 40's attendant named "Oi" greet me ad the door. She is Korean and she said she had come from New Jersey about a month or so ago. We went down to the basement into a cool massage room. She asked 0. 8 as the house fee for the hour -- I was a little surprised by this but paid it, got undressed, and then went back up to the main floor of the house for the table shower. The table shower was pretty good -- she was pretty much all business but did give everything a pretty good going over. Then we went back down for the massage. She turned the lights down low, didn't initially cover me with a towel, and asked how I liked my massage. I told her "strong" -- unfortunately she wasn't up to the task. The massage itself was on the south side of mediocre. . . And then it was done and with 10 minutes to spare! No tease, no touch, nothing. When I expressed my displeasure she said "only massage". When I inquired about the time, she said "20 minutes shower, 40 minutes massage" -- we probably spent a good 10 minutes in the shower and I still had about what should have been 5 minutes on my time when I was in my car drive disgustedly down past SA (where there were STILL two mongers cars in the parking lot). Maybe I just got a bad attendant on a bad day but there was nothing at all redeeming about this particular visit. Kiku. Don't waste your time.

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[Dick Balz]

Talking to Diana, she told me in broken English that they will be closed today from 4:00 until 7:00 pm I was shown two places in the floor where the plywood has rotted through under the carpet and needs to be replaced. One is in the room straight across from the table shower, the other place is in the hallway where you go up two steps, turn left and there are 3 rooms there. If I understand her correctly, they will be closed on June 22nd, and then for the next ten days until the entire floor can be repaired / replaced properly. I would strongly suggest calling them before you go to make sure they are open. Dick.

[Dick Balz]

I saw a new ad in the Chambersburg massage section of BP the other day. "Grand Opening Asian Body Work" says the ad, and the place is located on RT 30 in a 2 story house numbered "1453". If you go east from Rt 81 past SA and Kiku, it is on the left side of the road maybe 200 yards past Kiku, next to an auto detailing shop. The street numbers "1453" are huge you can't miss the sign. It is more easily seen when going east than going west on Rt 30. Anyway, they prefer you schedule an appointment so I did. You can park in the back, and go in the back door, so it's pretty private. I only saw one woman in there, named "Lisa" a Korean in her early 50's, but she is trim, funny, good looking and she peaks very good English. House fee is 70 for an hour, and that includes a table shower. The table shower is on the second floor with a toilet in the same room, a new one for me! Got a full hour, left completely relaxed and happy for an additional 50. They also advertise in the Cumberland Valley section of BP, "100% VIP, Young Sweet Asian-Grand Opening". Dick.

[Dick Balz]

Hey Justin, I always got a kick out of the table showers Coffee (AKA Sophia) gave me. She would pour a couple of buckets of water over my head, I felt like I was being water boarded! In my many years of visiting KAMPS and Massage Parlors I have never had a table shower quite like hers. She has always been sweet to me, but I still really miss Candy! Dick.

[Justin Kase]

Well I had some free time and some spare cash so I went to my favorite spa, (I still miss Candy) BUT I did have a great cup of Coffee! She greeted me at the door, and took me to the room. I had a nice cleansing shower a few minutes in the sauna and back to the room for the massage. It was a very complete massage with some great leg stretches. Not much happened Coffees English is pretty good. My hearing problem pops up when she speaks quickly.

Try some Coffee sometime, there's nothing better on a cool rainy day than a cuppa HOT Coffee!

[Slade]

Nicky and Diana are giving SA a new look, with the new tiled walls and floor in the table shower area, fresh painted walls and ceilings everywhere else. They told me they are going to put new carpet in soon. A much needed makeover at a great place to get a massage. Especially on a rainy weekend! Dick.

In town for the weekend and based on your recommendation, I stopped by. They were both busy and asked me ti stop back in an hour. Very friendly and nice and am looking forward to it. Thanks Dick.

[Dick Balz]

Nicky and Diana are giving SA a new look, with the new tiled walls and floor in the table shower area, fresh painted walls and ceilings everywhere else. They told me they are going to put new carpet in soon. A much needed makeover at a great place to get a massage. Especially on a rainy weekend! Dick.

[RedsMan1]

Visited this place last night. Very easy to find. Parked around back and saw one person leaving. I wasn't sure if I could or should ring the doorbell so I walked around to the front entrance. Was greeted promptly by an older lady (at least 45 but probably in her 50's). Was led to my room and paid 60 for the hour and a table shower. I was impressed by the cleanliness and the spacious rooms. I could actually move on the table shower without fear of sliding off!! Sue hit all the right spots and I was then led to the sauna where I sat for maybe two minutes tops. Back to the room with some soft music and lights turned down low and the massage commenced. Not professional by any means but she put in the effort and didn't rush. The flip was your normal affair with her being cautious as I was a first time customer. She did allow me to touch her as well. After I finished she continued the massage for a bit and that was that! I tipped 80 and she bowed and thanked me and told me to come see her again. I exited out the back and she said I could use that door from now on. I did not see any other ladies there but I did hear them. Would love to try out the others and will definitely go back. I would give my experience an 8 out of 10 and only an eight because it was my first time and we weren't really comfortable with each other.

[Esk0891]

I have yet to see Sarah. Had a session with Coffee (like the drink, she says LOL) last week. Solid ts and massage. Definitely left a happy fella. I had forgotten how talkative she is! Maybe I'll draw Sarah next time. Until then, I'll still miss Candy.

Sorry to hear you had a terrible time with Sarah. I wonder why I was treated differently. I too, was told Candy had moved to Oklahoma. Who knows where she is, but she is sorely missed here!! Dick.

[Dick Balz]

Sorry to hear you had a terrible time with Sarah. I wonder why I was treated differently. I too, was told Candy had moved to Oklahoma. Who knows where she is, but she is sorely missed here!! Dick.

I didn't have 2 showers. 1 mediocre shower and ONE worse massage both were kinda lack luster. I'll have to see who may be there, I hate to be rude, toward Sarah, as she may have been having an off day. But O still want Candy, I was told she went to Oklahoma. Sounded like BS to me.