Massage Parlor Reports

[Pornicoptor]

Stopped by SA recently (the place was crawling with mongers, BTW), gone apparently is Angie, who is my ATF up to this point.

Drew "May", who knows of Diana but apparently never even heard of Angie (Her looks didn't immediately impress, but definitely grew on me.

She's a trim petite thing with little perky nubs. Probably would rate the looks at about a 7.

English was extremely poor.

TS was thorough but a little mechanical, would rate it around a 6 or 7. TM was not good. Possibly one of the worst I've had. Rate that at much less than a 5.

ST, positive attitude and compliments throughout made this a good visit, however. But I'm thinking the 1. 7 I dropped may be a tad too much.

Will repeat of course.

Still have never tried Kiku. May have to sometime.

[Fenskibartpyn]

Was heading to wilkes-barre for judas priest concert Tuesday night and stopped off at green spa. Seems they were busy as no one answered backdoor so I left and hit SA. Door answered by new girl. Really thin but didn't look as bad as the one in previous visit. She told me her name was may. Saw other girl as I was leaving sauna. Feel sorry for the poor guy who drew her. This was around 330 pm by the way. No massage to speak of just a lot of push down as hard as you can crap. On the flip I'm immediately asked what I want. I say everything of course! She wants 120 good reasons why she should make me happy. I can only think of 100 so we get down to business anyway. What followed was akin to my visit to kiku. Robotic, mechanical, no teasing, foreplay etc. Where ya at angie?

Gee I thought Mae was very sweet and accommodating, sincere and professonal. (see report under Cumberland Valley). Oh BTW Nikki is back at SA!

[PomLovesThais]

Did candy ever come back since November?

[Pornicoptor]

I drew Angie a couple weeks ago. Is she still there? And how about Diana?

Sure as heck hope this place doesn't go to pot.

[RedsMan1]

Was heading to wilkes-barre for judas priest concert Tuesday night and stopped off at green spa. Seems they were busy as no one answered backdoor so I left and hit SA. Door answered by new girl. Really thin but didn't look as bad as the one in previous visit. She told me her name was may. Saw other girl as I was leaving sauna. Feel sorry for the poor guy who drew her. This was around 330 pm by the way. No massage to speak of just a lot of push down as hard as you can crap. On the flip I'm immediately asked what I want. I say everything of course! She wants 120 good reasons why she should make me happy. I can only think of 100 so we get down to business anyway. What followed was akin to my visit to kiku. Robotic, mechanical, no teasing, foreplay etc. Where ya at angie?

[RedsMan1]

Made a visit this Friday evening and was greeted by angie. Hopes were high as I was led to the room. Came crashing down though as a new woman popped her head in the door and asked if I was ready for table shower. Nothing to look at unfortunately. TS was meh with no conversation. I didn't even ask her name as I would have no desire to see her again. Sat for 10 minutes in sauna, I can say it is working now!! My fault for being in there so long but after a couple of minutes she could have popped her head in the door and asked if I was ready or not. I do the deed and she is sitting in a chair outside the door. Back to the room we go. She asks if I want oil massage but I decline. Pretty much have my mind made up to get this done as quickly as possible. Still no talking. Massage was meh and no teasing at all. Dims the lights before the flip so I figure it might get better but alas I'm disappointed again! She goes straight for the lotion and gets to work. I try to explore because nothing is going to happen without some mutual touching at the least. I can get under the shorts but all I can get is a little grab ass. She does nothing to allow easier access. Top remains on as well but that was probably for the best! Close my eyes and imagine something else so I can finish. Hot towel to clean up and I'm out the door. Tipped 40 for HE which was 40 to much in my opinion. She might be new to the biz and that is fine but if offered her services again I will decline. My visit to kiku was better and I never thought I would say that!

[LurkingDog]

Tried to get to SA Sunday but they were not going to open until later due to the snow. KIKU was open and figured I would try them for a first time. Met at door by 60 ish, should have ran at that but hoped she was just the greeter. She asked for. 8 for house as I repeated in shock it quickly went to. 7. Told them I usually go to SA but they were closed and was going to try them. 50 ish took over and had a thorough TS the albeit fast, then passed off into the sauna (time wasters) then back down to room. 60 ish jumped in without asking if I wanted 2 girls. Massage was rushed (3) then the question what do they do for me at SA and opened the door. Told them I wanted BJ they said ok $, again way over priced, and when I was shocked again they quickly went to. 8 told them that's still to high (especially for the quality) told them I give. 6 and they bickered back and forth. When they would not budge I said ok just massage. They bickered more in korean said. 8, told them I'm at. 6 and went to compromise half way for. 7 went to pay and didn't have the right denomination so no change of course out of the. 8 (another lesson learned) Then it was a bicker about which one was going to do it. Got the topless CBJ. They knew and said several times that I would never be back again and said I would be returning to SA. So apparently they know they suck compared to their competition. Can't wait til my next trip to SA.

My condolences but I have also soured on Kiku and reported on that several pages back. If you'rd In that part if the state, it should be SA or nothing.

LD.

[Vptinmchbrg]

Tried to get to SA Sunday but they were not going to open until later due to the snow. KIKU was open and figured I would try them for a first time. Met at door by 60 ish, should have ran at that but hoped she was just the greeter. She asked for. 8 for house as I repeated in shock it quickly went to. 7. Told them I usually go to SA but they were closed and was going to try them. 50 ish took over and had a thorough TS the albeit fast, then passed off into the sauna (time wasters) then back down to room. 60 ish jumped in without asking if I wanted 2 girls. Massage was rushed (3) then the question what do they do for me at SA and opened the door. Told them I wanted BJ they said ok $, again way over priced, and when I was shocked again they quickly went to. 8 told them that's still to high (especially for the quality) told them I give. 6 and they bickered back and forth. When they would not budge I said ok just massage. They bickered more in korean said. 8, told them I'm at. 6 and went to compromise half way for. 7 went to pay and didn't have the right denomination so no change of course out of the. 8 (another lesson learned) Then it was a bicker about which one was going to do it. Got the topless CBJ. They knew and said several times that I would never be back again and said I would be returning to SA. So apparently they know they suck compared to their competition. Can't wait til my next trip to SA.

[Mr Old Style]

Made the trek to Green Spa this morning. Had the misfortune of drawing "Jenny" who is apparently somewhat new. If you have the chance, don't. In and out the door in 30 minutes, despite the 60 house fee.

Very short, not interesting or fun Table shower, the sauna is apparently broken and they have a space heater in there (was cold and a waste of time). Possibly the worst massage I have ever had, she seemed to concentrate on the bones (not that one) which was painful, rather than the muscles, and while the "soft massage" was good, that seemed to be uninspired and way to short. Clothes remained on through out. I have to drive 70 miles round trip, will not go again for that.

[RedsMan1]

Another trip this evening. Diane answered as angie was just finishing up with another client so had to wait about 5 minutes in the room until angie arrived. Not sure why diane didn't take me, perhaps it was her day off?? Second time seeing angie and things were even better which I had hoped they would be. There were other options on the menu but I did not come prepared. That will be rectified in future visits!!

[PomLovesThais]

Just called 11/30 and Candy is still on vacation. I'm with you, I can't wait for Candy to get back! I stopped a few weeks ago and must have gotten the same lady. Older, not much personality, and a terrible massage.

Is candy back yet?

[RedsMan1]

Went to SA this evening. Got there around 830 and saw diane this time. Better all around experience than angie but that's probably because diane has more experience! Same happy ending from both but hopefully after a few more trips other options will open up!

[RedsMan1]

Got there around 5:15 pm on Saturday. It was deceiving because there were no cars in the lot, but it was obvious they were busy when I went inside.

Then when I drove past around 6 pm after my Sunny session, there were 3 cars in the lot.

Ahh ok. Think guys are parking over by the astrology place? Is there parking behind SA? I never looked. Guess ill keep going later especially once the days get longer. Thanks for info.

[Pornicoptor]

What time did you stop by SA? Since this seems to be the most popular place in the area I would like to try and visit during non-rush hour! I visited last Sunday at 8 pm and there were no issues. Only one other car in lot. Thanks.

Got there around 5:15 pm on Saturday. It was deceiving because there were no cars in the lot, but it was obvious they were busy when I went inside.

Then when I drove past around 6 pm after my Sunny session, there were 3 cars in the lot.

[RedsMan1]

Wanted to go to my favorite place SA, but it was overflowing with mongers, so I figured I'd try Sunny just down the street for the first time.

"Tina?" opened the door. Thought she was the mamasan judging by her age (50's), but seemed to be the only one working.

She was attractive for her age, but would definitely not think about crossing a crowded bar to strike up a conversation (overall looks rate at a 4 due to age).

She's not a very friendly woman. Not UNFRIENDLY, but there was nothing warm or welcoming or even really pleasant.

Did not see a smile once.

Anyway, requested an hour, paid the. 7 fee.

She led me to the upstairs TS, and it looked like she was making a death March. Very low energy.

TS was ok, but shower room was cold. Rate the TS a 5.

Back in the main room, TM was actually quite good, but it did feel a bit rushed. Probably a 7 or 8. But she was NOT present. She was looking out into space with a sad distant look in her eyes the entire time. This may downgrade the TM to a 5 or 6 for me.

Brief ST, then flip and more ST. She went right to work, and it felt that way. Extremely uninspired and distant during the ST.

Relaxation was achieved, followed by a brief amount of more TM.

At the end of the session, the house dog came through the door and was barking and begging at us. THIS was probably the most entertaining part of my visit.

Tina didn't help get me dressed, didn't offer a water, nothing. I did give her the standard. 4 tip, then was on my way.

When I got in my car, I realized that my entire session was only 40 minutes! It was probably for the better, though, because I think 60 would've felt like an eternity at that place.

Will not return unless I see some fantastic reviews and they get some new (younger) providers.

OH, and just as an aside. I did stop at SA first. Angie opened the door with a huge smile, and very pleasantly told me they were very busy. She offered a water and a hug before I left. Nice.

What time did you stop by SA? Since this seems to be the most popular place in the area I would like to try and visit during non-rush hour! I visited last Sunday at 8 pm and there were no issues. Only one other car in lot. Thanks.