Massage Parlor Reports

[Pornicoptor]

Wanted to go to my favorite place SA, but it was overflowing with mongers, so I figured I'd try Sunny just down the street for the first time.

"Tina?" opened the door. Thought she was the mamasan judging by her age (50's), but seemed to be the only one working.

She was attractive for her age, but would definitely not think about crossing a crowded bar to strike up a conversation (overall looks rate at a 4 due to age).

She's not a very friendly woman. Not UNFRIENDLY, but there was nothing warm or welcoming or even really pleasant.

Did not see a smile once.

Anyway, requested an hour, paid the. 7 fee.

She led me to the upstairs TS, and it looked like she was making a death March. Very low energy.

TS was ok, but shower room was cold. Rate the TS a 5.

Back in the main room, TM was actually quite good, but it did feel a bit rushed. Probably a 7 or 8. But she was NOT present. She was looking out into space with a sad distant look in her eyes the entire time. This may downgrade the TM to a 5 or 6 for me.

Brief ST, then flip and more ST. She went right to work, and it felt that way. Extremely uninspired and distant during the ST.

Relaxation was achieved, followed by a brief amount of more TM.

At the end of the session, the house dog came through the door and was barking and begging at us. THIS was probably the most entertaining part of my visit.

Tina didn't help get me dressed, didn't offer a water, nothing. I did give her the standard. 4 tip, then was on my way.

When I got in my car, I realized that my entire session was only 40 minutes! It was probably for the better, though, because I think 60 would've felt like an eternity at that place.

Will not return unless I see some fantastic reviews and they get some new (younger) providers.

OH, and just as an aside. I did stop at SA first. Angie opened the door with a huge smile, and very pleasantly told me they were very busy. She offered a water and a hug before I left. Nice.

[Caddie Master]

I know it's not a MP but the stip club section is dead.

Evidently this place has been given a recent renovation.

Lookin at the FB pics the "VIP" rooms look to me like they are set up for more than dance.

Anyone know if there is more than looking / lap dance available?

https://www.facebook.com/pg/Miss-Lin...=page_internal

[RedsMan1]

Stopped by SA at 745 pm this Friday night and it was not open. Called number and wasnt in service so deciding that the night wouldn't be a complete waste I went down the road to Kiku. Lets just say the table shower was the highlight of the evening! Had a "girl" named genie. Massage was so-so. I never expect a good one but always surprised if its halfway decent! I paid 80 for the house fee and on the flip she wanted paid up front for what was about to happen. I always hate doing that so I gave her a hundred and she asked for 20 more! I said that's all I got so she says next time bring more and then leaves for a few minutes. The action that came next was very uninspiring and she did nothing to make me say "wow" I have got to come back and see her again. She wasnt interested in any type of foreplay and only did enough to get me aroused. I won't be going back as I felt I overpaid for what I received. YMMV. The real kicker was that as I was heading back to I-81 I noticed that SA had their open sign on and they had a customer!! So if anyone from SA reads this, please put a sign on the door saying come back in hour or something!

[LurkingDog]

Thanks to all those that have posted reviews, it helped me a lot on my decision. I finally got out of Mechanicsburg and stopped by SA for the first time. I asked for Diana and Angie told me that she was off that day (I think that may have set the pace? TS was very thorough with lots of play. She asked what type of massage I would like, I told her "sensual" with a wicked grin. I felt the light touch of her hair on my back followed by her hard nipples and her lips all over my backside. I looked back to confirm that she was topless and as I sat up I asked if it was ok to touch and she said "of course, I touch you so you can touch me". I swiftly began to lightly play and suck on her nipples which turned her on (she has great firm breast and small nipples). I asked what else she had to offer and I apparently confused her at first on how I asked but she ended up dropping her shorts to show her tight little ass. I quickly ventured from her ass to between her legs. From softly twisting her nipples and rubbing her V she became very arroused. I had her through her legs over my head in 69 position for some DATY which quickly caused her to climax as she stroked me which caused me to follow suet. She cleaned me up and snuggled for some GFE. She finished up with a nice unrushed massage and dressed me. To me she is very hot 7/8. I will definitely make the drive again and look forward to it.

Hey VPT. Thanks for the great review. SA is consistently good for the hobbyist.

LD.

[Vptinmchbrg]

Thanks to all those that have posted reviews, it helped me a lot on my decision. I finally got out of Mechanicsburg and stopped by SA for the first time. I asked for Diana and Angie told me that she was off that day (I think that may have set the pace? TS was very thorough with lots of play. She asked what type of massage I would like, I told her "sensual" with a wicked grin. I felt the light touch of her hair on my back followed by her hard nipples and her lips all over my backside. I looked back to confirm that she was topless and as I sat up I asked if it was ok to touch and she said "of course, I touch you so you can touch me". I swiftly began to lightly play and suck on her nipples which turned her on (she has great firm breast and small nipples). I asked what else she had to offer and I apparently confused her at first on how I asked but she ended up dropping her shorts to show her tight little ass. I quickly ventured from her ass to between her legs. From softly twisting her nipples and rubbing her V she became very arroused. I had her through her legs over my head in 69 position for some DATY which quickly caused her to climax as she stroked me which caused me to follow suet. She cleaned me up and snuggled for some GFE. She finished up with a nice unrushed massage and dressed me. To me she is very hot 7/8. I will definitely make the drive again and look forward to it.

[RedsMan1]

Drove past green and headed up to SA. Last time I was up in chambersburg was when kiku was called evergreen! Got angie and met diane or diana. As others have reported the massage from angie was nothing to write home about but her personality was great and the session was unrushed. Their sauna wasnt working but I find those to be a time waster anyway so no big deal. I will repeat as green spa was getting tiresome.

[PomLovesThais]

By the way, there is another board thread under Harrisburg " for these establishments as well.

LD.

From my experience stress away is a gem. Never tried the other one.

[PomLovesThais]

First time poster, so bare with me. Went to a spa that recently changed its name to May's in Hanover. Didn't have any action what's so ever. Didn't see any reviews, anyone checked it out?

Never been there but I simply searched internet on your request.

And I found over a page of reviews on a spa site. Recent name change.

[PubleusMaximus]

First time poster, so bare with me. Went to a spa that recently changed its name to May's in Hanover. Didn't have any action what's so ever. Didn't see any reviews, anyone checked it out?

[LurkingDog]

Hi. Longtime reader, I never posted before. So just bear with me. I'm planning a trip to chambersburg and I am not sure which to choose. Kiku Spa or Stressaway spa?? Any information or opinions would be great. Thank you.

By the way, there is another board thread under Harrisburg " for these establishments as well.

LD.

[LurkingDog]

Hi. Longtime reader, I never posted before. So just bear with me. I'm planning a trip to chambersburg and I am not sure which to choose. Kiku Spa or Stressaway spa?? Any information or opinions would be great. Thank you.

Hey Hammer. I'd recommend that you go back through the board and read what others have posted (since both have been reviewed extensively) and make your choice based on that. I've had better experiences at Stress AWay but others have liked Kiku. Don't forget to post your experiences.

LD.

[Bentley16]

Sue was very good here to. She was older but offered nice full menu.

Ok, I said I called and Candy was still on vacation, but I still went to check it out cause I heard a new girl is now working. Oh boy am I glad I did. Coffee answered the door and I thought here we go again, but I mentioned Candy and she said I have someone better. Her name is Jenny. I must say I agree. Jenny is early 20's, maybe 5', nice pair of C's and one hell of a body. She has a great personality and the menu is wide open. I'm not sure how long she will stay around but I wouldn't hesitate cause she's worth every $.

[PomLovesThais]

Sue was very good here to. She was older but offered nice full menu.

[Bentley16]

Is Candy back yet? I went several weeks ago and was pretty dissatisfied. Older woman with large top, but floppy. Terrible massage. It was like she was massaging the bones, not the muscles.

Just called 11/30 and Candy is still on vacation. I'm with you, I can't wait for Candy to get back! I stopped a few weeks ago and must have gotten the same lady. Older, not much personality, and a terrible massage.

[PomLovesThais]

She was to be back this week.