Massage Parlor Reports

[Pornicoptor]

Have driven past here a million times on my way to SA, but prior poor reviews always kept me away. Decided to try something different this time.

"Mindalay" answered the door, mildly attractive older lady, high beams were showing through her dress which I thought made for a nice first impression.

Looks rated a 5 overall.

Paid. 7 door fee, then Started with TS. Was very clinical and rushed. Would rate the TS at a 4/10.

Next to the TM which was barely average with not a hint of tease, and too much time spent on the wrong spots. TM rated a 4-5.

Finally on to a very abbreviated ST. May be a menu available, but I wasn't really interested at this point. ST rated at a 4 at best.

There was no haggling or tip discussion which I did appreciate.

And I was surprised how poor her English was despite her saying that she's been here for a long time.

Did leave relaxed, so wasn't a waste of a trip. And it's good to have an option if SA is overflowing with mongers, especially since Sunny Relax looks closed. But that's all this place is- a backup if needed.

[Mr Technology]

For the lack of a better location, I am posting here. This lady is in her 50's, just divorced and looking for men. Just started posting on STG in the past few days. Has anyone taken a bite of this apple yet? I am curious. Posting for Franklin County.

My question is. WHY? LOL,

[Hunter1959]

For the lack of a better location, I am posting here. This lady is in her 50's, just divorced and looking for men. Just started posting on STG in the past few days. Has anyone taken a bite of this apple yet? I am curious. Posting for Franklin County.

[PomLovesThais]

Would consider going due to easy access but have not.

Seen any good reviews lately the spa is also very clean.

[Pornicoptor]

Stopped by the other day, drew Linda, 37 yrs old, not bad looks, not great either.

Said she lives in Massachusetts and works at a nail salon, but was filling in for somebody here for a couple weeks, and this was her first day. At least that's what I think she was trying to say. They must teach some interesting crap at that nail salon.

TS was ok but rushed, TM was substandard and rushed.

ST made it worth the visit, but nothing at all after, and she ended up shorting me by at least 15 minutes. Also she hinted at wanting a tip during the ST part, which girls here rarely do.

All in all not a waste of a visit, but not a great one either.

I'm wondering if anyone's been to Kiku in a while. Never been, and interested to know if they've improved since their last wave of bad reviews.

Somehow had a bit of extra time so went back to see if I could score a better visit.

Landed Daisy, who I've met before. Petite and relatively attractive for a 50 year old (she claimed to be 42). Decent TS, so-so TM, ok ST. Problem was, I gave her the "standard" tip. She looked at it after I handed it to her, she chuckled and said "not very much". HUH? F you, lady. Left a bad taste in my mouth. Left relaxed, but not feeling satisfied, if that makes sense.

Chicks here are starting to look a little long in the tooth and are not nearly as gracious as they used to be. Might not be making the trip to Chambersburg as much if this is how things are shaping up.

[JodySmitty]

Stopped by the other day, drew Linda, 37 yrs old, not bad looks, not great either.

Said she lives in Massachusetts and works at a nail salon, but was filling in for somebody here for a couple weeks, and this was her first day. At least that's what I think she was trying to say. They must teach some interesting crap at that nail salon.

TS was ok but rushed, TM was substandard and rushed.

ST made it worth the visit, but nothing at all after, and she ended up shorting me by at least 15 minutes. Also she hinted at wanting a tip during the ST part, which girls here rarely do.

All in all not a waste of a visit, but not a great one either.

I'm wondering if anyone's been to Kiku in a while. Never been, and interested to know if they've improved since their last wave of bad reviews.

Thanks for the review I will have to stop by. Visited a month ago and uneventful.

[Pornicoptor]

Stopped by the other day, drew Linda, 37 yrs old, not bad looks, not great either.

Said she lives in Massachusetts and works at a nail salon, but was filling in for somebody here for a couple weeks, and this was her first day. At least that's what I think she was trying to say. They must teach some interesting crap at that nail salon.

TS was ok but rushed, TM was substandard and rushed.

ST made it worth the visit, but nothing at all after, and she ended up shorting me by at least 15 minutes. Also she hinted at wanting a tip during the ST part, which girls here rarely do.

All in all not a waste of a visit, but not a great one either.

I'm wondering if anyone's been to Kiku in a while. Never been, and interested to know if they've improved since their last wave of bad reviews.

[Caddie Master]

I put this here instead of strip clubs because the strip club thread is dead.

Any try the VIP thing at Ms. Lindsays lately?

The pics of the VIP rooms hint at extras available but I am wondering is a non regular drops 120 and leaves frustrated.

Or maybe they offer take out?

[SamSays]

Has anyone visited green spa lately?

It's hit or miss anymore. Coffee is still there. But sadly no Candy.

[PomLovesThais]

Has anyone visited green spa lately?

[Dave1414]

Never been to that one.

I did a review on this place and at the moment I don't remember what site I did it on but either way it was HJ with touching allowed but they were older. The rooms sucked it was walls that didn't go to ceilings between rooms and a curtain for the door. Never went back. Tip the usual 40. I went to this place immediately after they opened because they posted like crazy which is probably what got them in trouble also, just a guess.

[Gotsno]

https://fox43.com/2019/01/29/woman-a...assage-parlor/

Well crap, mongers, why never any reports on this place?

Never been to that one.

[Pornicoptor]

Beware in Chambersburg. There was an arrest on Tuesday January 29,2019. You will find the details you seek by googling "Chambersburg woman facing charges for promoting prostitution". Be safe out there.

https://fox43.com/2019/01/29/woman-a...assage-parlor/

Well crap, mongers, why never any reports on this place?

[SpinnrLuvr]

Beware in Chambersburg. There was an arrest on Tuesday January 29,2019. You will find the details you seek by googling "Chambersburg woman facing charges for promoting prostitution". Be safe out there.

[Pornicoptor]

Stopped by for a pre-Christmas treat.

Drew Sue for the 2nd time. First time was ok.

This time much better. Sweet girl.

She's going back to NY soon for a while, but I'll look forward to seeing her again after she gets back.

This place is the cream of the crop of central pa as far as I'm concerned.

Wish I knew if their ownership ran any other places within driving distance.