Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Guide]

Sorry all about the last post. The auto correct spelling feature sucks and.

My fat thumbs are bad at typing. I will try to get to two suns some time to check them out.

[Amp Guide]

Two suns looks legit. No see or k girls working there. No. Mention of a table power and also no ads on CL or backpage. I still. Might heck it out but I think its a normal place.

[MisterBigg]

Hi. It's been likely 25 years since Portland had a massage place. I remember where Portland busted one a long time ago. It was funny as the undercover Le and informat said they has visited the place like 20 times each. Before the bust to get the evidence needed. It turned out the busted ones were a couple of 65 year old haggard service providers. I remember our community tax dollars at work. Maybe someone can Google an old article and fill in my memory.

If I get a chance. I will check out the place in Gladstone. Thanks for sharing.

So I did some Googling (which in the future I will do before I post). Two Suns comes up in a lot of places as a 'legit' massage facility. They have a website and a FaceB page. It all contains the same info, and says they bill insurance for car accidents, etc. There aren't really any reviews that I can find other than two comments on their social networking page.

This place just completely struck me as an AMP and I hadn't ever noticed it there before a week ago when I stuck around to check it out from a distance.

The one person coming out fit the bill of AMP client. Rushing to get to his vehicle, looking around a little too much. Dressed in professional clothes, around lunch time.

Sorry if this place isn't what I thought it surely was. Maybe it's worth popping in just to see what's up? Their cash rates seem to fit the bill, too.

[Amp Guide]

Hi. It's been likely 25 years since Portland had a massage place. I remember where Portland busted one a long time ago. It was funny as the undercover Le and informat said they has visited the place like 20 times each. Before the bust to get the evidence needed. It turned out the busted ones were a couple of 65 year old haggard service providers. I remember our community tax dollars at work. Maybe someone can Google an old article and fill in my memory.

If I get a chance. I will check out the place in Gladstone. Thanks for sharing.

[MisterBigg]

Was in the area last week and noticed this (new to me) AMP on 99E near the intersection of Glenn Echo and McLoughlin Blvd. Between the Chevron station and the Budget Motel.

I saw one guy coming out and getting in his car while I was in the area.

Sorry, no other details. Anyone TOFTT at this place yet?

[Amp Guide]

When things slow down. I will check out the massage places in the Coure again. For now. I have two or three trips to Seattle and will hit a few differed. T ones up there again. I still like the treatment at an AMP. I only wish I could find a few caucasian girls who work for one. I miss the good days of Spokane.

[Mishima]

2 places at hwy 99. One close to motel is legit. The other one is almost legit. (little bit touching)

Another new opening with one 40s skinny lady. No massage skill at all. Ugly, might have HJ. I refused.

[EzRyder101]

Has anyone toftt yet? If so please post a report or pm me.

Clean, cozy, soft music in private rooms to enjoy massage by Pretty Asian lady, Please call to make appointment at 360-464-5122.

Open 7 days from 9:00am-10:00pm.

Located at east 25th street Vancouver WA 98663.

Take FWY5 exit 1D at fourth plain BLVD left turn, broadway left turn

[Getupandout]

Unless someone can report otherwise, do NOT go here.

Awkward environment, door was open the whole time with music playing loudly in the main room.

Below average massage and masseuse was awkward too, kept sniffling and I had to ask her to use oil because her.

Technique was rough. No fun AT ALL.

Did not tip, no reason to. I hate hearing that people are tipping for no good reason.

Please someone tell me I'm wrong otherwise I will NEVER repeat.

Got a very good normal massage at the place on hwy 99 in the 8000 block. Average looking you. G see girl. Super nice. But one clue is if they are wearing tight pants then the prospect of extras is low. There was a Asian guy doing the hooking. Nice place. Will likely repeat. Maybe extras on the second go around.

[Getupandout]

Unless someone can report otherwise, do NOT go here.

Awkward environment, door was open the whole time with music playing loudly in the main room.

Below average massage and masseuse was awkward too, kept sniffling and I had to ask her to use oil because her.

Technique was rough. No fun AT ALL.

Did not tip, no reason to. I hate hearing that people are tipping for no good reason.

Please someone tell me I'm wrong otherwise I will NEVER repeat.

[Amp Guide]

Got a very good normal massage at the place on hwy 99 in the 8000 block. Average looking you. G see girl. Super nice. But one clue is if they are wearing tight pants then the prospect of extras is low. There was a Asian guy doing the hooking. Nice place. Will likely repeat. Maybe extras on the second go around.

[Reliable]

To all massage enthusiasts:

I met with a very pretty Japanese woman today. Called on her BP ad. Can't go wrong guys.

Classic geisha treatment. Fantastic massage with the happy part in the middle instead of the end. Nap time!

Shower scene, in for the rinse which she adeptly handled it. Dried me off the proceeded to dress me. All in the classic style.

Extras unknown. Didn't cross my mind.

I don't review a lot unless I find a gem. Treat her nice!

PM for? And digits

[gustavo]

Yes folks I went out to one of the places that's listed in Craigslist and can verify that the posting is true it's a real massage parlor. So I get to this place and it looks like several sixties vintage studio apartments that have been converted to office space. Got in and there was a guy and a gal. Dood takes me into the room and I pay him the fifty so I figure he's the mammasan or they're just paranoid. He leaves then comes back in to do the massage. Thought I'd made a major mistake and decided to play it cool. Asked him repeatedly when the gal was going to come in and he just didn't respond to the question. So the guy gives me a pretty perfunctory back massage and told me to "turn over." I'm getting that majorly creeped-out ready to bolt out of there, thinking I'm going to have the guy try to convert me to the be an ardent fan of all things Michael Musto. On the flip he walks out and the gal comes prances to the end of the table. She's pretty tall for an Asian and has a bad perm. She takes off the towel and the underoos and starts going in on the nasty bits. Got to say her technique was a bit too aggressive for my taste but she listened to my suggestions and calmed things down a bit. Damage was fifty for the house and forty for the gal. Not cheap but it beats going up to Everett.

[Mishima]

You could find 2 AMPs in Vancouver area:

One spa started their business few months ago in Portland and then moved to motels for few weeks. Now moved again to 3x st. I haven't been to this new place yet. Two old Chinese ladys in the late 40s. 5/10 for face; 5. 5/10 for body. Ask for menu! They are in the business for a long time and need money. BUT, be careful with protection though.

The other one is close to main Street. Opened few weeks ago. Got a terrible massage from a FOB. She is old. Saw 3 girls there. However, one thick girl CiCi is young with big tits. Will try her.

[Alastarx]

So I called this AMP in Vancouver to set up an appointment. Apparently they are running it out of a motel off of HWY 99. When I pulled into the place, a lady I guessed to be the manager of the place was standing outside of the office, staring at me in my car. The parlor was being run out of a room immediately above the office, so I decided to bail. I really didn't get a good vibe from the whole situation. I may try again, though, if they move.