Massage Parlor Reports

[CPorter608]

Hello fellow mongers.

I been reading a lot about west side recommendation of where and where not to go. I'm just looking for a place on the Eastside a good massage with or without HE, no FS needed, no overprice, no haggling. I miss the old days, now it's all about the overpriced Full Menu, and no training to horrible massages. The girls don't care Bc they are here for a month and leave to another state.

Any info is better than no info.

Thanks.

I've had good massage with no haggling from cute providers at Wonderland on Sandy.

[CPorter608]

Decided to swing by an old favorite, Angel on Hall, to see who was around. Was very happy with "La La" who greeted me. She's very tall (5'8-ish) and athletically slim. Probably early 30's. Unique physique for an Asian provider. Did an hour. Massage was very light and flirty. Flip came pretty quickly (after 30). Asked for FS for 1.4. . . No negotiations which was refreshing. Stripped down to reveal a gorgeous, long, slim body. Nice CBJ with some nice "corn on the cob" action. Then did mish. One of the better experiences I've had of FS in an AMP. Very passionate. . . Took our time. No rush. She said she "came" but one never knows. She seemed into it. Great experience overall, but we had good chemistry right off the bat, so YMMV.

[HomeAloneNow]

A year ago I stopped going to AMPs and started seeing escorts off the "GPS" board. At the time I had a string of disappointing AMP visits and found the value proposition better with escorts. I got lucky with the first few providers I saw over there.

But lately it seems the winds are blowing the other direction. I've have some disappointing encounters with indie providers and some really good times at AMPs for less outlay than seeing escorts. I've been pleasantly surprised at at least three AMPs in the last two months (see my recent reports) and now when I look at provider ads on the other board I roll my eyes a lot at what they are asking and how little they are providing in return. Hard to justify $400 for an escort when an attractive Asian girl will blow my mind for half that.

Strange. Anyone else finding the same thing?

I used to be a regular on gps board -3-4 x visits / month.

Had a few regulars. Made some great connections that lasted for years.

Now the landscape has changed. Older providers. Or younger ones demanding 3 x.

While offering marginal, mechanical, limited services. And a ton of drama.

I have been testing AMP waters for the better part of this year.

When I found my type. I typically get their contact information and follow them as they rotate monthly.

A couple of them have been very nice. Very engaged. 100% satisfied massage and are reasonably priced for the massage they offer.

I wish I had more privacy. But that's the unfortunate price I have to pay in this arrangement.

[HomeAloneNow]

With all of the movement of talent I would love some intel on where a round / bubble butt might be found. There is a lot of flat asses out there and that is just not my thing. Certainly will in travel a bit south into Portland but prefer to find something in Vancouver.

Sun Flower, Eastern, Wellness, Venus, Zen have all had good talent but appear dried up. In some cases shriveled up too.

Thanks in advance. PM ok if you prefer as I am happy to exchange info.

Luna.

S3 - short, sweet, sexy. Nice bolt-ons.

Tries to rush. But is nice with seasoned massage enthusiasts.

[Kakamora]

Hello fellow mongers.

I been reading a lot about west side recommendation of where and where not to go. I'm just looking for a place on the Eastside a good massage with or without HE, no FS needed, no overprice, no haggling. I miss the old days, now it's all about the overpriced Full Menu, and no training to horrible massages. The girls don't care Bc they are here for a month and leave to another state.

Any info is better than no info.

Thanks.

[SitHere6]

With all of the movement of talent I would love some intel on where a round / bubble butt might be found. There is a lot of flat asses out there and that is just not my thing. Certainly will in travel a bit south into Portland but prefer to find something in Vancouver.

Sun Flower, Eastern, Wellness, Venus, Zen have all had good talent but appear dried up. In some cases shriveled up too.

Thanks in advance. PM ok if you prefer as I am happy to exchange info.

[Drex Diggler2]

It's called Blue Rose and has been covered a a couple times here. It's worth a visit.

That is not across from bimart. Blue rose is across from 711.

[Drex Diggler2]

New place in Aloha off of TV, behind Car stereo city, in Stripmall. I have been twice over the last 2-3 weeks and have only seen one girl working there. OK massage. Full Menu. All at the usual price. The girl is in her 30's, nice body, long hair, but really bad English. She seemed to be going through the motions but tryed to please. Being in a crowded strip mall you will definitely be seen at going in if it matters to you. 7/10.

Agree on her going through the motions. She is cute, but probably the most boring fuck I have ever had.

[Drex Diggler2]

Anyone know of any places where the massage is actually good and you get a HE or more?

My regular is HK, but I haven't been in a while. Last two times I was haggle to death by one of the new ladies and left early. Curious of anyone has been there recently.

PM is a big plus too.

Feel free to PM if you don't want to post.

As far as good massage Oasis in Hillsboro is great for it, but no fun to be had from my experience. Plus they want HE type tips for nothing LOL.

As far as a decent massage the last on I had was at the foot one next to the McDonald's on TV highway. Mind you it has been a few months since I last went, but there was a younger girl who gave a decent massage and would do a HE with PM. She was fun. I think her name was Gloria, but she said a different name to me at another spot. I am slowly moving away from AMPs, as funds are tight, but if I recall more I will post.

[Ryancp81]

I enjoy a good table shower. Can somebody provide some suggestions on places that have the good cushioned table showers and not the white plastic hard ones? Looking for something in the way of a body type table shower with more than just a standard HJ action potentially. I’m in town from Spokane for about 10 days.

[Sancho1999]

Anyone know of any places where the massage is actually good and you get a HE or more?

My regular is HK, but I haven't been in a while. Last two times I was haggle to death by one of the new ladies and left early. Curious of anyone has been there recently.

PM is a big plus too.

Feel free to PM if you don't want to post.

Go see Leah at Zen Foot on Hall.

Good massage and PM.

[Trumpeter]

My regular is HK, but I haven't been in a while. Last two times I was haggle to death by one of the new ladies and left early. Curious of anyone has been there recently.

I've also liked HK in the past but my recons in the past few months have not convinced me to stay. All unattractive grandmas. There are others in the area that also have the $60/ hour rate that seems like better options.

[JaceTheRedAce]

Anyone know of any places where the massage is actually good and you get a HE or more?

My regular is HK, but I haven't been in a while. Last two times I was haggle to death by one of the new ladies and left early. Curious of anyone has been there recently.

PM is a big plus too.

Feel free to PM if you don't want to post.

[Pdx503]

Stopped in for lunch on a rainy day. Met Lisa or something. Tight white dress. English was non existent.

Opted for 60 for $60. Great massage, hard, stepped on. On the flip, pleasant front massage with hair and titts in your face. Some pleasantries and UTC roaming allowed.

Good 30-40 min massage then she asks how much I'd tip. I offer $ and she accepts.

HJCBJ69.

Anyone got the hot water trick here? I didn't even make it to mish before CIM. I only put 60 min in the meter and didn't want a ticket at a rub joint so I opted to CIM instead of proceeded to mish. She seemed into it and appeared to have let it go over 60 min if I wanted.

Wanted to see the other girl on the way out but was not able to. Maybe next time.

[Trumpeter]

What do you consider cheap? And for what services?

It's not the best girl but she is sweet and gets the job done. She is my go to if I need a cheap option.