Massage Parlor Reports

**SnAppleMgfm** · 06-11-20 07:00

Originally Posted by TekTite [View Original Post]

I got shorted there too on Sunday, but it was because an idiot customer came in the door yelling my masseuse's name over and over until she went out and met him. He yelled her name at least ten times, what an idiot.

Some folks are just dopes. Was at Angel Foot recently, and during my massage someone came in and asked if they "touch everywhere. " Girl, of course, said "no, sorry" and the dude couldn't take the hint to leave. I'm pretty sure he was still in his car just outside until I left too. So if you're reading this, man, stop being weird, and call ahead of time.

Anyway, fortunately, I still got full time. Unfortunately, when I turned over, I realized she was wearing gloves. Still got what I went for, but that definitely distracted me.

**TekTite** · 06-10-20 19:54

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

Similar experience many months ago, wanted to rush me out in 30 minutes, reluctantly gave me a 45 min experience after I started pointing at the clock and of course wanted her full tip and I said I wanted my full hour, I never went back for a second visit either.

I got shorted there too on Sunday, but it was because an idiot customer came in the door yelling my masseuse's name over and over until she went out and met him. He yelled her name at least ten times, what an idiot. Before that I got the best massage I've ever had at an AMP. I have scoliosis, my upper back is always tense. Girl used the support bars and her feet to pop every vertebrae. Never had that happen.

**Roy Preston** · 06-10-20 19:17

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I stopped by Cosy a few days ago and assumed they had shut down permanently. The Windows had paper over them and there weren't any signs up about being temporarily closed or reopening. I had massage here before all the virus stuff started and it was great. Deep pressure and thorough. No extras but I was looking forward to going back. I did the body and foot massage combo.

Any suggestions on a place where you can get a decent massage, they give you your full time, and they treat you like they're glad you're there? Any extras are optional. It's nice to have a playful connection. I used to have a couple of places but they're gone now.

The Comfort Place is always good for a thorough, high-quality massage. I wouldn't say playful, but you can leave happy if you wish.

**Albert Mori** · 06-10-20 16:18

Guess I was wrong. They have again opened up.

Originally Posted by AlbertMori [View Original Post]

My favorite AMP in Vancouver. Rhymes with snowplower. Looks like they've closed down for good. They'd only been open for about 6 months (or less) before all this, but were very accommodating. Their phone is out of service. Maybe they'll be able to start back up. Hopefully. I'm starting to get tired of my massage chair at home.

**Trumpeter** · 06-10-20 11:17

I stopped by Cosy a few days ago and assumed they had shut down permanently. The Windows had paper over them and there weren't any signs up about being temporarily closed or reopening. I had massage here before all the virus stuff started and it was great. Deep pressure and thorough. No extras but I was looking forward to going back. I did the body and foot massage combo.

Any suggestions on a place where you can get a decent massage, they give you your full time, and they treat you like they're glad you're there? Any extras are optional. It's nice to have a playful connection. I used to have a couple of places but they're gone now.

**PFelming** · 06-09-20 22:24

No HE. Got the oil massage and was taken to a cubical with a curtain. I like firm massages and the woman who massaged me was very not firm. No flip for me, they just said done; and that was it. 0/1 here.

On a side note, how much APM is too much? I've been going 2 or 3 times a week, I think mostly due to the built up stress and anxiety of the corona-lock-down. I didn't intend to go more than once a week, but lately, I just can't seem to get enough satisfaction.

**Mwhitt123** · 06-09-20 18:54

I haven't been out this spring and want to have a good time with my favorite activities. The blue moon back room is nice because twice the fun has been standard but never had the finger treatment there. Seems like a 50/50 chance of pokie success with places that I know might deliver, and there are a few I know won't. Cherry has been fun but could be a little rough. Any insights on an adventurous but kind AMP?

**ShowUy** · 06-09-20 10:02

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

It was ran by some older ladies. It was way before I started going to the AMPs. Funny thing was in the newspaper article. The undercover detective reported he visited like over two dozen times before the best. I am sure at tax payer expense.

See post #632, I still have memorabilia.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=3237176#post632.

I wish I could go back.

**Amp Guide** · 06-09-20 01:13

It was ran by some older ladies. It was way before I started going to the AMPs. Funny thing was in the newspaper article. The undercover detective reported he visited like over two dozen times before the best. I am sure at tax payer expense.

**StarKiller** · 06-08-20 21:22

Originally Posted by RtMan65 [View Original Post]

I definitely remember this place! I went there when I was barely old enough to go to a place like that. The girl that worked there didn't believe I was 18 because I looked like I was 14 or 15! So she asked for my I'd. When she saw I actually was 18, she took me to a room. I don't know if it was because I looked like a young kid, or of it was their normal practice, but she gave me a great massage, followed up with one of the best sessions I've ever had! Hand job, blowjob, and fucked my brains out! That place went out of business before I could get back there.

Yes, the infamous Happy Sauna, the last of it's kind in Portland. I visited the place quite often, they did not have a sauna as I remember but they did have a hot tub. They were closed down in the late 80's, there was a huge scandal that was written up in I think the Oregonian, maybe the Oregon Journal. Apparently the only reason they were allowed to stay in business for so long was because they paid off the police. What amazes me is that the building is still sitting there, abandoned since the 80's.

**Rastala** · 06-08-20 20:15

Saw some posts about ones in Salem couple pages back.

Originally Posted by PoonLord [View Original Post]

Any tips? Can't make it to Portland at this time.

**RtMan65** · 06-08-20 13:36

Originally Posted by TruckerBob [View Original Post]

Anyone remember this place on Sandy Blvd?

I definitely remember this place! I went there when I was barely old enough to go to a place like that. The girl that worked there didn't believe I was 18 because I looked like I was 14 or 15! So she asked for my I'd. When she saw I actually was 18, she took me to a room. I don't know if it was because I looked like a young kid, or of it was their normal practice, but she gave me a great massage, followed up with one of the best sessions I've ever had! Hand job, blowjob, and fucked my brains out! That place went out of business before I could get back there.

**PoonLord** · 06-08-20 05:28

Any tips? Can't make it to Portland at this time.

**PFelming** · 06-07-20 00:06

Went there and was met with a young lady, and I told her it was my first time there. She looked kinda young, but I think my the person who gave my massage was a different person (hard to tell with them all wearing masks). I thought the massage was great because I like firm massages. I have a lot of tension in my upper back, and she dug into the pressure points even though she was a small person.

On the flip side, she asked me where I wanted my massage, and pointed to various locations. I left happy and told her I would come again next week. Never got her name though. YMMV.