Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueEyes99]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Sorry to hear that it has gotten crazy there but thanks for the report. I hope the board members and you as well keep sharing reports as this is what this board is about is sharing and giving reports / feedback of our experiences. I do feel your pain to get a session cut short is fu# at up.

Even if she did refund part, most of us only have so much time and we are there to enjoy the time we paid for!

Maybe going at off hours can help, many times if I know it is a busy place I will tray to go first thing in the morning, Mornings seem to be much better for me than say at noon. I had one place where my regular would come in early for me, this worked out for almost a year before she moved. Well anyway thanks again for sharing.

[Wagnerb]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Of course we're going to swarm the place, it doesn't have much competition for this level of service, and Mama-san is going to find she's sitting on a gold mine. Ladies we haven't seen, that are young and good-looking, who provide what we really want at a relatively cheap rate? Yeah, there's no way we're going to pass that up. It's simple supply and demand.

This isn't Seattle or Tacoma, where FS is offered at many locations. Before sunshine, we only had Aurora and maybe another place that were guaranteed fun-houses, but with expensive prices; I wouldn't be surprised for the low prices we're seeing at sunshine to last long either. If more of Portland's AMP's offered this level of service, new places like sunshine wouldn't get swamped nearly so badly.

For those being shorted on time: if you're there only for the tug and not the rub, just ask for the 30 minute session. You're done in half the time and won't get shorted, plus more mongers can see the in-demand ladies.

[Swim88]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

So let me get this straight. You've never gone to a spot after reading positive feedback on it posted here? Isn't that the point of posting reviews and feedback here? And now you're criticizing the guys that are following up on the feedback you posted because they came in, coincidentally, at the same time Your Highness was present? Get off your high horse.

[Pdx Person]

Visited here a couple weeks ago and forgot to report. The experience was fine but I don't think I'll repeat. Middle aged gal, decent massage, on the flip she put too much pressure on the boys so I kept spreading my legs father apart to relieve it. As soon as she stuck a finger in back there, instant finish.

That's all I got. I want to go back to Thailand for a couple months or more.

[Pdx Person]

I went here and left pretty sad. Almost left when an older gal greeted me but she made it seem like someone else might be in the back to do my massage, I should've known better. Massage was "ok. " She tried her darndest on the flip but the chemistry wasn't there or something. Spent 1. 2 total. I did see a smaller, younger gal peek her head out, maybe I'll try again, I dunno.

[Drex Diggler2]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Honestly this is why I have started to mainly share the "great" services I have had at places with senior members who I have chatted with, or shared stuff with me. I am fucking tired of going into one of the spots and, either finding service has gone to shit, or the ladies are just to busy. Was going to goto Scholls tomorrow, to spend some tie with one of the ladies for my third time. However, I will go elsewhere.

BTW if you have less than like 10 or so posts, and none of it was actually useful in some form (good or bad), I will not respond to your message.

[Trumpeter]

The place on Saltzman, behind DQ has been there for quite a while but this was my first time there. I recently reported that my favorite at Lucky has been moved so I was hoping to find something decent in the area. There was a recent review for the DQ place that made it look promising. I walked in and a slightly plump, mid 30's lady came out to greet me. Based on the description of the previous positive review, I was hoping for the older of the two. I had stopped in a week ago to check it out and had been offered a $10 first time discount. I asked about that and she hesitated and then went to ask about it. The older lady came out of the other room with a mask and goggles. She was wearing something like chem lab goggles. Either she's super paranoid or there was something crazy going on in there. I'm guessing the former.

The younger one led me to a back room and told me to wait 20 minutes. I started to take my coat off and then she told me to just wait. I was still curious who I would end up with. In about 20 minutes the younger one did come back and get me and led me to the room by the desk. The massage was OK but the nicest thing was that she spoke decent English so we could actually have a conversation and she was pleasant to talk to. The mask stayed on the entire massage. She didn't care if mine stayed on or not. The massage was decent with no teasing. I was resigned to just getting a massage. Finally, the flip and now she started with the light touch and moved down and asked if I wanted a massage there. Sure thing. OK HJ. 60 house fee with discount and 40 tip. It was OK but I'll keep looking.

[Abkbk]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess.

Went there today unplanned because the little head was interested and wanted to meet the little curvie cutie so I was like awww f it, I'll do my part in contributing to our local small businesses. Can confirm place went bad quickly, just swarmed. I managed to get in after walking in and seeing one guy on his way out after being turned away and both girls going in disperse mode to clear the place. The girls must have liked me or something because they told me to sit in the lobby chair and while in the motion of sitting down seconds later the girls tossed me over to girls' alcove hiding while they sent two guys out and another that walked in and turned away. My session even got cut short, both girls telling me about how busy it was.

[WestSidePunter]

I am starting to see that. To all of you wanting info but not helping provide it? Come on, start helping out. I will not reply to anybody who has not reviewed.

I may not be as detailed in my experiences next time. I go on certain days and never had it busy at any place. I will try again in a few weeks. When service goes down often times people move on. LaLa is on. The list LOL so I have to visit again.

I guess I know where I am not going tonight.

[ORTailBlazer]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

I am starting to see that. To all of you wanting info but not helping provide it? Come on, start helping out. I will not reply to anybody who has not reviewed.

I may not be as detailed in my experiences next time. I go on certain days and never had it busy at any place. I will try again in a few weeks. When service goes down often times people move on. LaLa is on. The list LOL so I have to visit again.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

[BlueEyes99]

So after a few so so places was in the mood for a good BBBJ so went to a sure place, GW.

Went in and was met by Lili, older, thin oh well WTF.

She was nice put me in the room and when she returned I was on my back on the table.

When she came back in she said turn over massage, I replied no start on my front.

Grabbed her ass with one hand and told her 2 happy! She looked me over, checked out the boys said " you very clean smell good".

She pointed at her mouth and I said yes please.

Off came her mask and she started the bbj with out even talking about the donation.

Not bad was feeling her up, not bad tits for her age too, She did have a nice BBBJ with HJ action.

And did not even pull away for the CIM finish, then she slapped my leg and said you bad! LOL.

She slapped my leg again and said massage turn over! Yes dear!

Got a nice massage too, then with 15 min left in the hour she grabs the boys, time for happy.

Turn over for a nice He with a prostate massage combo, felt nice and pop #2.

Over all a nice time, Lili never asked for tip, I put 80 out on the table and she was happy.

How nice to have a provider perform a service and not go into a crazy price negotation.

If you want a sure thing she is nice, not the younger sexy ass I was looking for but a good time.

[BlueEyes99]

With tax returns and everything I decided to treat myself. I went with a little ray of sunshine out there. Walked in to mama and two ladies. I was rather shocked, both these ladies are sexy. Complete opposites too. What do I do? 2 hour massage. 1 on1 with both. So let me get to it.

First lady was slender, asian early to mid 30's, tattoos all over. Pretty damn good body. Got all comfortable and she came in. Dress was off before I said hi. Could have been me lying on my back with a bit of a stiff muscle, if you catch my drift. We got down to what I wanted. Mama put it hard 1. 40 no lower for FS. 1 $ for oral fun. Little head in control. Tried to get to 1. 20 nope. She had to go ask mama. I still went for BJ and roaming. When she pulled out a sandwich bag I rolled my eyes. The thing was paper thin. Those cheap ones so I went with it. Got her 69, fiv action. She has this cw game like Alana Kay if you ever ventured for her cw session. This tattooed lady knew how to make you feel it. She was DTing, gagging. She was tight too. I almost gave in to the 1. 40. I could barely get two fiv. Once I did she started shaking. BJ started slowing so pressed lightly on her neck as she was shaking. First pop and she was sweating. She said next time 1 bill. (I doubt mama would allow that) I told her to go hard on the massage. She gelled me out nicely. Using finger and elbow pressure to roll out the muscles. Pretty good massage and got me ready for the next lady.

In comes a little cutie. Curvy in all of the right places. She looked early to mid 20's. Her tits and ass were jaw dropping. I said fuck this we are going for it. 1. 2 I pressed. She asked mama and mama said yes! I was stoked but she said next time 1. 4. Sure. As I said curves looked early 20's maybe mid. She started teasing and playing I felt around. She was not as tight but not bad at all. Had her lay out. Real cover this time no sandwich bag LOL. I went to town. She was trying to keep quiet. Had a mask on. She ripped hers off. Gorgeous face. Pop 2, no stopping. I went for a good 20 minutes. She came a few times as did I. Mish and legs up fun. I was worn out and she massaged me nicely. Went all elbow in. I like a good hard massage.

All in all a bill to house 2 hours. 2. 20,3 pops got mostly what I wanted. I might have to go back for the tattooed girl but mama is protecting that one. Prized horse I assume LOL.

Enjoy all!

WOW, GREAT REVIEW, Thank you for sharing!

[Wagnerb]

With tax returns and everything I decided to treat myself. I went with a little ray of sunshine out there. Walked in to mama and two ladies. I was rather shocked, both these ladies are sexy. Complete opposites too. What do I do? 2 hour massage. 1 on1 with both. So let me get to it.

First lady was slender, asian early to mid 30's, tattoos all over. Pretty damn good body. Got all comfortable and she came in. Dress was off before I said hi. Could have been me lying on my back with a bit of a stiff muscle, if you catch my drift. We got down to what I wanted. Mama put it hard 1. 40 no lower for FS. 1 $ for oral fun. Little head in control. Tried to get to 1. 20 nope. She had to go ask mama. I still went for BJ and roaming. When she pulled out a sandwich bag I rolled my eyes. The thing was paper thin. Those cheap ones so I went with it. Got her 69, fiv action. She has this cw game like Alana Kay if you ever ventured for her cw session. This tattooed lady knew how to make you feel it. She was DTing, gagging. She was tight too. I almost gave in to the 1. 40. I could barely get two fiv. Once I did she started shaking. BJ started slowing so pressed lightly on her neck as she was shaking. First pop and she was sweating. She said next time 1 bill. (I doubt mama would allow that) I told her to go hard on the massage. She gelled me out nicely. Using finger and elbow pressure to roll out the muscles. Pretty good massage and got me ready for the next lady.

In comes a little cutie. Curvy in all of the right places. She looked early to mid 20's. Her tits and ass were jaw dropping. I said fuck this we are going for it. 1. 2 I pressed. She asked mama and mama said yes! I was stoked but she said next time 1. 4. Sure. As I said curves looked early 20's maybe mid. She started teasing and playing I felt around. She was not as tight but not bad at all. Had her lay out. Real cover this time no sandwich bag LOL. I went to town. She was trying to keep quiet. Had a mask on. She ripped hers off. Gorgeous face. Pop 2, no stopping. I went for a good 20 minutes. She came a few times as did I. Mish and legs up fun. I was worn out and she massaged me nicely. Went all elbow in. I like a good hard massage.

All in all a bill to house 2 hours. 2. 20,3 pops got mostly what I wanted. I might have to go back for the tattooed girl but mama is protecting that one. Prized horse I assume LOL.

Enjoy all!

I was thinking the place was TGTBT, especially since their ad listed their address the same as the gas station out front. I'm glad I took the plunge!

Got the tattooed girl wearing a dress with bare legs (a good sign). When the massage migrated into teasing, I started rubbing her legs and started travelling north, hoping to slide a finger past her panties and play with the lips. Nope, because THERE WERE NO PANTIES, just smooth skin with a landing strip. Oh, I'm definitely going to have some fun with her!

I was quoted 1. 6 for CFS which I gladly paid (I was frequenting the strip clubs since they re-opened, so this is much better product for the price). I had to enter slow because of the size difference between us (not bragging, just true), but damn was it worth it. After I finally popped, she pulled me down on top of her so I could go soft inside her kitty, with her body shivering from the workout we gave each other.

I definitely enjoyed my time here, and will return very soon.

[TruckerBob]

With tax returns and everything I decided to treat myself. I went with a little ray of sunshine out there. Walked in to mama and two ladies. I was rather shocked, both these ladies are sexy. Complete opposites too. What do I do? 2 hour massage. 1 on1 with both. So let me get to it.

First lady was slender, asian early to mid 30's, tattoos all over. Pretty damn good body. Got all comfortable and she came in. Dress was off before I said hi. Could have been me lying on my back with a bit of a stiff muscle, if you catch my drift. We got down to what I wanted. Mama put it hard 1. 40 no lower for FS. 1 $ for oral fun. Little head in control. Tried to get to 1. 20 nope. She had to go ask mama. I still went for BJ and roaming. When she pulled out a sandwich bag I rolled my eyes. The thing was paper thin. Those cheap ones so I went with it. Got her 69, fiv action. She has this cw game like Alana Kay if you ever ventured for her cw session. This tattooed lady knew how to make you feel it. She was DTing, gagging. She was tight too. I almost gave in to the 1. 40. I could barely get two fiv. Once I did she started shaking. BJ started slowing so pressed lightly on her neck as she was shaking. First pop and she was sweating. She said next time 1 bill. (I doubt mama would allow that) I told her to go hard on the massage. She gelled me out nicely. Using finger and elbow pressure to roll out the muscles. Pretty good massage and got me ready for the next lady.

In comes a little cutie. Curvy in all of the right places. She looked early to mid 20's. Her tits and ass were jaw dropping. I said fuck this we are going for it. 1. 2 I pressed. She asked mama and mama said yes! I was stoked but she said next time 1. 4. Sure. As I said curves looked early 20's maybe mid. She started teasing and playing I felt around. She was not as tight but not bad at all. Had her lay out. Real cover this time no sandwich bag LOL. I went to town. She was trying to keep quiet. Had a mask on. She ripped hers off. Gorgeous face. Pop 2, no stopping. I went for a good 20 minutes. She came a few times as did I. Mish and legs up fun. I was worn out and she massaged me nicely. Went all elbow in. I like a good hard massage.

All in all a bill to house 2 hours. 2. 20,3 pops got mostly what I wanted. I might have to go back for the tattooed girl but mama is protecting that one. Prized horse I assume LOL.

Enjoy all!

Vantucky or Portlandia?

PM answer ok.