Massage Parlor Reports

[Sancho1999]

Can't wait for that to happen was planning a trip for late 2020 when the chi-com virus hit completely blew all plans up. News out of there isn't good with the current regime in power hospitals full beds in parking lots because they make everyone that tests positive stay even if not sick.

The wife is sending money to multiple family members because their jobs are shut down.

I know completely off topic but if you want to be truthful the best AMPs are in Thailand.

I lived in Hawaii for 20 years. I was on the Sex Guide there. Senior members there always said the same thing about Thailand. I would love to go to the Fish Bowls / Bars, (I think that's what there called) where you walk in and the girls are sitting behind the glass and you choose one to be with?

There was a documentary on Netflix about those places too.

[Zizix]

When's Thailand going to open back up?

Can't wait for that to happen was planning a trip for late 2020 when the chi-com virus hit completely blew all plans up. News out of there isn't good with the current regime in power hospitals full beds in parking lots because they make everyone that tests positive stay even if not sick.

The wife is sending money to multiple family members because their jobs are shut down.

I know completely off topic but if you want to be truthful the best AMPs are in Thailand.

[Dexxzy]

Lucky on 99. Got a home run with the average looking lady. On return visit, tried to score with the very attractive one that drives the white SUV, but struck out. She denied she does FS, but I believe the guys that have been there before me. Best of luck, gentleman.

If she is the person I'm thinking about, she only does regulars and otherwise is picky about anything more than an HE.

By the way, I was getting a massage on Halsey with a nice 30's lady. Literally some dude walks in and asks out loud if she does 'Full Service'. Too many morons out.

[Pdx Person]

Absolutely on point. 3 cute younger gals working there as far as I can tell. I got an awesome massage and was ready to tip 6 for a standard he but she asked for 1! I stupidly agreed to 8, but whatever, it was one of the best experiences I've had in a bit. I might go back.

When's Thailand going to open back up?

Went to a massage there. The girl was super cute hard body tight tits but the upsell OMG she wanted too much for anything. First time I was nearly ready to just say Fuck this and leave. Did not care about the house fee. We all need to do this sometimes as the prices for even a feel were outrageous.

But like most things. She will move along and new girls will come in.

My 2 Cents worth.

[WarpFactor69]

Lucky on 99. Got a home run with the average looking lady. On return visit, tried to score with the very attractive one that drives the white SUV, but struck out. She denied she does FS, but I believe the guys that have been there before me. Best of luck, gentleman.

[Sancho1999]

I also heard that balls that have been drained float in the tub. Full balls sink. Anyone ever had a girl do that to you??

Its OK to laugh.

Stay safe out there. New places all the time. So far Hollywood on Powell has the best, youngest and cutest girls.

ILMAO.

At some establishments I qualify for the Senior discount, (I wish the MPs offered them) I have never heard that before though.

[Amp Guide]

Being a well known nice guy who is trustworthy. Goes a long ways to not having to get up off the table and loosing the boner. We all do understand the girls issues. Too many degenerates out there. So many places a guy could spend forever going to all of them and burn a ton of girls.

Like the hand sanitizer Policies and practices seem to spread fast from one place to the next. After two douses with the hand sanitizer on my Johnson. Wow where is the fire extinguisher. I am more looking to avoid that. One plus side is you Johnson does not smell like used rubber and swimmers when you go home if you have a suspicious partner. I also heard that balls that have been drained float in the tub. Full balls sink. Anyone ever had a girl do that to you??

Its OK to laugh.

Stay safe out there. New places all the time. So far Hollywood on Powell has the best, youngest and cutest girls.

[NW503]

I'm only letting people know that have provided good info and sharing locations. If they want to let you guys know then it's up to them to share the location in a forums.

[Zippy69]

Looking for advice on Tokyo. PM if you know anything willing to share.

Thanks.

[Dexxzy]

Stopping in the middle of action to get off table and pay is a boner killer. I've never had a good fuck with any of the women that use this recent tactic. I don't mind agreeing to how much the tip will be, but when they put their hand out and say pay first, it all goes downhill. Literally.

Agreed it does suck, and its happening more often. I asked the girls about this, and they say its because they've been burned before (e. G. Hobbyist promising X, but then shorting them). However, generally if you see them again, they won't do this.

[WarpFactor69]

You got it pretty good.

For me I paid 1 hr, she wanted to rush me out and said that there was another customer who had made an appt earlier. Wanted $150 cfs, $100 for CBJ, grabbed my pants to make me pay up front. Mind you I only had a total of 15 minutes of massage so far. I said no thanks and she gave me back $25 but she tried to hold onto the $20 for tip. I'm like nope, she was pretty but very rude. Pretty much pulled my wallet out and handed to me to pay her for extras. She knew she wasn't going to get anything, I'm not ugly, I was respectful but it is what it is. YMMV.

Stopping in the middle of action to get off table and pay is a boner killer. I've never had a good fuck with any of the women that use this recent tactic. I don't mind agreeing to how much the tip will be, but when they put their hand out and say pay first, it all goes downhill. Literally.

[PoolingPacks]

I went to try out a new place, according to them it's a new place bc I haven't seen it. Dame it was amazing and the massage was ehh. 5 HH. 7 hr 1. 4 FS. She asked for 2. But nope. 1. 2-1. 4 should get the job done. She was in her 30's and cute. She was shaved down stairs and let me play with her kitty and inside. I was so surprised & that she squirted. That was the first. They told me that they have 3 lady's. So I got to try out the other 2.

What's the location?

[XlctimslX]

You got it pretty good.

For me I paid 1 hr, she wanted to rush me out and said that there was another customer who had made an appt earlier. Wanted $150 cfs, $100 for CBJ, grabbed my pants to make me pay up front. Mind you I only had a total of 15 minutes of massage so far. I said no thanks and she gave me back $25 but she tried to hold onto the $20 for tip. I'm like nope, she was pretty but very rude. Pretty much pulled my wallet out and handed to me to pay her for extras. She knew she wasn't going to get anything, I'm not ugly, I was respectful but it is what it is. YMMV.

Stopped in the ole GW stomping grounds. Around 11:30 am a couple days ago. Surprisingly busy, went in asking for an hour. Lady came in and gave me a welcoming hug. I squeezed her butt. She asked me if I could only do 1/2 hr. I said fine and laid on the table face up. Standard negotiating. Wanted 200 for CFS, negotiated down to around 120 (of course she didn't calculate my refund for paying the hour).

I'd give her a 6/10. I hate the feeling of being rushed. She was definitely a younger looking older gal. But I kinda like them that way. Had better and had worse there. Would return back, but probably not see her again.

[CreamPieSeeker]

Pretty much same experience here. I've walked out on most of massage places because I'm not paying for meh looking 40+ year old. This was first time I've seen someone under 30 and she seemed pretty with decent body. No BJ or FS. Yet.

I went today. Young very pretty girl. Under 30 for sure. In shape. Decent massage. Maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10. A little teasing before the flip. On the flip lots of eye contact and went at it slowly. OTC roaming, I didn't try UTC. Great English. More eye contact during the HJ. Nice pace. No jack hammer. After hot towel clean up kneeled between my legs and massaged thighs and calfs. More eye contact. Very engaging. Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. I doubt FS is on the table, but I think more will be available on second visit. She suggested I call ahead to get her next time. . 5 for the tip. I'll probably give it another try.

[TomAce]

Stopped in the ole GW stomping grounds. Around 11:30 am a couple days ago. Surprisingly busy, went in asking for an hour. Lady came in and gave me a welcoming hug. I squeezed her butt. She asked me if I could only do 1/2 hr. I said fine and laid on the table face up. Standard negotiating. Wanted 200 for CFS, negotiated down to around 120 (of course she didn't calculate my refund for paying the hour).

I'd give her a 6/10. I hate the feeling of being rushed. She was definitely a younger looking older gal. But I kinda like them that way. Had better and had worse there. Would return back, but probably not see her again.