Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

Stopped in to check rates (70 hour) and see who's there. Greeted by Amy, an older but still attractive lady. There was a second lady there, older and less interesting to me. Not sure what's available with Amy, but I may stop in for an hour, and to post a review. If anyone has been there lately, I would appreciate a message letting me know about your experience.

[SnAppleMgfm]

Anyone else receive unsolicited texts like this?

Not from the shops around here. Visited a few while in Seattle though, and I got calls and texts later asking if I was interested in a massage. I had already left by then, so I couldn't go back even if I wanted to LOL. I just never answer. Big reason to use a burner number.

What place was it that messaged you? PM if you don't want to give it out loud.

[Trux1]

Last night I received a text out of the blue from one of the local AMP asking if I wanted massage that night. After some back and forth, I determine that I've never been to that AMP and don't recognize the picture of herself that she sent me. Figured it was fake anyway. Still trying to figure out how she got my number. I decide to push the limits and say I'll come in if she does boom boom with the massage. She says OK. I tell her that if I go there and she doesn't match the pic she sent, I will leave. She says OK. Then offers that there are two other girls to choose from who both do boom boom too. I confirm that our definitions of "boom boom" are the same.

So I go. Of course, her pic doesn't match but she looks good enough so I stay. The massage is not therapeutic at all, but is very relaxing and sensual. When it's time for the finish, she asks me if I brought a condom. No, I never do because those who offer that service always have a supply in house. THAT's where I got "taken". She used that as her way to avoid following through and just gave a standard HE. For which I gave a standard tip that she was disappointed with. Allowed UTC roaming everywhere but the honeypot. On the way out, I asked to meet the two other girls. There was only one, but she was younger and cute. I asked the first if the second does boom boom and she said that I will have to ask her. Pretty sure that answer is going to be NO, but I may try her out.

Anyone else receive unsolicited texts like this?

I get them fairly regularly from the one AMP I've called prior to going. Its a house type AMP fairly east on 82nd. I'd say I've been getting texts for a couple years on that burner number.

I really don't understand calling these places. Do they ever say they are too busy? I go to four or more a month, sometimes that many in a week, and at most I'll get put in a room to wait a bit. If they ask if I just called I always say no, and it's never mattered.

[Swim88]

Where is Mia these days? I called GS. Not there. I've helped out a few of you guys in PM's before. Hoping someone can pay it forward.

[JimPooler]

How do you arrange this? The HE always comes at the end of my session. Do you ask for it in the beginning?

I've had varying results, but some success with this approach. Once you're in the room, strip and lay down on your back. Almost uniformly, the girl will come in and tell you to turn over. Don't. I've had a couple insist that I start face down, and at that point there's not much you can do, but 70% or so get the idea and we get to the first pop within 20 minutes.

[Drex Diggler2]

Tried to PM but says your pm's are full.

Should be clear now LOL.

[BlueEyes99]

How do you arrange this? The HE always comes at the end of my session. Do you ask for it in the beginning?

What has worked for me for the past few years is to start our on my back.

The first thing I do when I get in the room is look under the table for a pillow, there is always one there.

I have my clothing off and am on the table on my back with a towel over me by the time she gets back.

If she says turn over or anything, I just ask her to start on the front. Then I always make nice chat with her, tell her how cute and sexy she is.

If things are going well, I touch her leg or ass as she starts the massage, then I ask for a Happy start and sometimes tell her I want a happy start and happy ending.

This may lead to the negotiations, because your asking for 2 pops up front. If your on a tight budget, just ask for a happy start, then later see if she is OK with giving you a happy ending as well.

If you go back to her she most of the time will remember as soon as you lay on your back when she comes in.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Last night I received a text out of the blue from one of the local AMP asking if I wanted massage that night. After some back and forth, I determine that I've never been to that AMP and don't recognize the picture of herself that she sent me. Figured it was fake anyway. Still trying to figure out how she got my number. I decide to push the limits and say I'll come in if she does boom boom with the massage. She says OK. I tell her that if I go there and she doesn't match the pic she sent, I will leave. She says OK. Then offers that there are two other girls to choose from who both do boom boom too. I confirm that our definitions of "boom boom" are the same.

So I go. Of course, her pic doesn't match but she looks good enough so I stay. The massage is not therapeutic at all, but is very relaxing and sensual. When it's time for the finish, she asks me if I brought a condom. No, I never do because those who offer that service always have a supply in house. THAT's where I got "taken". She used that as her way to avoid following through and just gave a standard HE. For which I gave a standard tip that she was disappointed with. Allowed UTC roaming everywhere but the honeypot. On the way out, I asked to meet the two other girls. There was only one, but she was younger and cute. I asked the first if the second does boom boom and she said that I will have to ask her. Pretty sure that answer is going to be NO, but I may try her out.

Anyone else receive unsolicited texts like this?

[Behold]

Hey all, hope you are all having fun and getting some from the lovely ladies out there.

Was wondering if anyone had some reports on the westside, I have been to all of them over the past couple years, and some I have not been back to, as there was no fun to be had, Wangcho, Sunny, 5 Star are just some of them. I went on the other site, and no one has reviewed them for awhile. I am having to spend a little less, but can still have fun, but hoping for something closer to home, as fun as a few spots in Vancouver, and the eastside are, I hate the drive some days LOL.

I used to have a great time at the cedar hills one behind the Arby's but that girl leftEven got lucky once at the foot spa on TV hwy once. Shangri-la was fun last time I went, but the girl rushed it all, and it became not as fun for me.

So if you have any spots, and maybe do not want to share here, please DM me. I do have a few spots where HE-FS are available that I visit in other areas in the metro area.

Tried to PM but says your pm's are full.

[DonDraper2017]

How do you arrange this? The HE always comes at the end of my session. Do you ask for it in the beginning?

[JonB2301]

Can anyone recommend a reliable place in the area? Moved here but tired of the drive to the west side for a decent massage. DMs are preferred.

[Pdx503]

With the vaccine rolling out I was thinking of stopping by for a visit with them also. Are they no longer there?

Sent you a pm.

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[NoFearToTry]

Stopped by today. Even though they are listed on adultsearch under erotic massage parlors, I didn't get that vibe. Everything seemed too professional and sterile. The lady was dressed in jeans, full hour is the shortest time offered. I decided not to stay, has anyone had good experiences there? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

It is always clean in any visit I have made, the extras can happen, hand job was never a issue, of course your mileage will vary, I have not been in over a year so can not speak of current time.

[WarpFactor69]

Stopped by today. Even though they are listed on adultsearch under erotic massage parlors, I didn't get that vibe. Everything seemed too professional and sterile. The lady was dressed in jeans, full hour is the shortest time offered. I decided not to stay, has anyone had good experiences there? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

[Alpha 696]

Went on Monday morning the 1 rst. Greeted by 20 ish very attractive petite gal. Wasn't expecting a good massage because of most reports here. But wow. Massage was awesome!!

Better than I've had at a legit place. Being totally new I probably don't know enough but on the flip I could only get her topless for the he. It was great but looking for more. But half the fun is trying right. LOL.