Streetwalker Reports

[GrabAxe23]

On the way to the Country Club I saw Sarah #5 on a Scooter. I chortled my coffee.

Sarah with changing hair color? Thought she retired.

[Beaver01]

I made 2 loops JCB to Sandy starting around 11. I think Zavi must have run all of them off because I saw absolutely nothing.

My second trip past Bagger's bench I finally saw some action. A skinny blond BSW with frizzy curly hair. Same bench corner with a long dark haired HSW in a long black dress.

On the McD side was a healthy WSW with cat ears and glasses. The cat ears made me think of the last time I saw MBE, but this wasn't her. It might be the same one Javi described as "leopard skin slip wearing healthy brunette WSW" It might also be the same one I saw last Friday in the short black dress. Minus the cat ears and glasses. I'll try to attach a blurry picture.

I parked for a bit and they all got scooped. I almost called it a night but decided to try going out Sandy. Total waste of gas money.

[ZaviJava]

Headed out w/ that copilot JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper # between 10:00>11:30.

Had a rendezvous planned at Bagger's bench at 11:00 but got ghosted by the Barefoot Brunette tonight so my evening was wide open to do a bit of recon.

Was only half paying attention & just past Harney when spotted a younger shoulder length blonde WSW in cutoff jean shorts over black stockings looking at cars. It took me a minute get turned around only to see her getting in a truck at Standard. A new one to me & she looked cute especially for the Hooterville dumpster fire area.

Had just about recovered from that rare South doe when at mid-block just before Bybee a WSW redhead in modest yet tight red dress showing off some cleavage topped by some heels. Wait... what...where the fuck am I? Is this the fucking South or did I drive into some hooker time warp. Thrown off completely, she smiled & turned to watch me loop around & I came out at the Airgas lot to crickets. Did a few more concentrated recons w/ no sighting. Perhaps I'm suffering from delayed heat stroke. I know the trucks AC is as it needs recharge this upcoming week.

Sightings calmed down until Sunny Market where a couple BSW were around. No real chocolate cottage cheese spotted....yet..keep it moving Zavi..before the yawns start.

Empty all the way out to Sandy upper # & back to Baggers Bench. Parked at McFlurrie headquarters & texted Felice "I'm here" to radio silence. Decided to see what came out as I waited.

A younger light skinned long haired blonde BSW in shorts, matching blouse w/ straw hat appeared walking South. Not the best view of her face w/ that hat but she looked cute. Got scooped right at 7-11 lot driveway.

A land whale long haired blonde WSW in white walked a bit down Klickatat & made a deal. I've seen her before...unfortunately.

Seemed slow around Bagger's for a Saturday prime time. A few palpable punters circling steadily to no avail. Might have had something to w/ 7-11 delivering semi while blocking the rear driveway w/ driver hanging out for some reason. Or maybe it was just one of those stagnant nights.

Fuckwaffle land whale Denthead was working the area hard in flowered sack dress & orthopedic sneakers. Goofingly gesticulating at all & approaching cars to some's chagrin. Unbeknown to me I missed her first approach while texting the Barefoot Brunette. I had to go face down in copilots seat as she was headed right for me. With a final middle finger emoji text to Felice got the hell out of there as Denthead did a three point waddle turn & headed back my way. I took this as my divine cue to terminate stationary recon @ Bagger's.

Paraphrasing Joyce/Ulysses: tonight was turning into a nightmare from which I've yet to awake.

Heading South only reinforced my pussy premonitions w/ some serious chocolate cottage cheese BSW between Utopia>Glisan.

Then Sara #30 showing off her overtaking her chest burgeoning belly in tight shirt just past car wash. Yeah...this isn't improving...

Right about then turned my AC on for a breath of cooler air only to realize it wasn't cooling at all. Fucking wonderful...definitely time to give it up & head for the barn to put an end to tonight's tepidness & think on my upcoming work + pleasure coast trip combo.

Or so my complacent self...dumbly thought.

Just before Flavel again spotted the red dress redhead from earlier. Made sure she saw me pull up behind the trailer park hedge there. She did & hopped in saying "where'd ya' go earlier". Laughing I repeated the same & we headed to my place after a nice check of her pulling a tit out & w/ a reasonable ask for what I was craving I sped up some. Name was Raelynn but "Rae works", thirty & friendly w/ nice form filling that dress & nice DSL for a white girl.

After a requested drink headed to bedroom peeling off our clothes & fell tongue first into one another. Not thin but more real girl shapely hips & tiny belly. Really nice soft skin & naturals w / some sag & suckable nipples. Nice nails & makeup w/ one tramp stamp. Got my smell test in & was working my way down when she got those soft out lips around me & proceeded to lick, suck & gag w/ no direction from me. It was surprisingly good & I finished fairly fast w/ four days backup in that magic mouth. Only disappointed in the spit end but repaid her effort w/ a long round of wet & sloppy DATY that had her writhing around like a snake on hot pavement. A break led to some mutual oral until several variations of the main event where she was pushing back like a tugboat clawing my back as I pounded out the remainder of my dead swimmers into her warmth finally.

Vague about where she came from but hinted she's visiting for couple weeks. Didn't bother w/ a number since I've got a busy fucking work schedule coming up along w/ my non brunette favorite regular visiting for a few days at coast job. Dropped her off somewhat further South than I picked her up around 2:45.

I would be interested in a report of first blonde spotted earlier if anyone scoops her South.

Light PPD all night. None of the usual UC vehicles spotted. A Clackamas at the extreme South end when coming home followed me for a while until he figured I wasn't DUI.

Recon Soundtrack: Sonic Youth "Daydream Nation".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwJMOtfJbU

Safe recons & life.

A Note From Copilot:

Happy Fourth of July to all canines & especially to all you humans refraining (so far) from the usual Civil War like bombardments. Thank you...the treats are on me.

[RammerRammer]

On the way to the Country Club I saw Sarah #5 on a Scooter. I chortled my coffee.

Purely transportation no doubt but I couldn't help but remember multiple Walkers through the years being resourceful. I've seen Walkers on longboards, bicycles and vehicles doing business. Multiple times through the years I've had them lock their shit up, throw your shit in the back, or have your fucking Kyle watch your shit, come with me.

Also Wa. Plates red Toyota truck you're obvious, but you have a seasoned route. I quartered back today to watch your style, you didn't disappoint.

I saw your head on a swivel Sandy way. I saw you pull around Rodeway, I saw you slow down around Frolics. I saw you spin backside Fremont and poke out by Baggers. Nice Recon at McDs. Down Glenhaven hill I saw you break at States and spin around Pho Oregon parking lot. You hit every spot South, including Taboo parking lot.

I suggest spinning through every third spot. It's just too obvious. Anyway I half applaud you, half wise up.

[ZaviJava]

Brought the Barefoot Brunette to work Monday morning & took a reverse recon home.

Sandy>82nd>JCB around 9:00 AM. Empty of all except one partially melted Flavel fuglie.

Not only did the Barefoot Brunette deplete my swimmers again Sunday night & this Monday morning before bringing her to work. She also finished the vanilla bean ice cream I had in freezer. Not only fucking rude in this heat wave as I had one scoop total out of the carton yesterday. With the copilot giving me her best "nah...I'm good" look as she sprawled in the conditioned section of house did a solo run JCB>82nd>Fremont at 5:00 for some Dungeness salad & replacement ice cream.

The stroll was fucking hot...mainly in a blast furnace in your face way. Hella' hot even w/ the truck AC not keeping up fully. I didn't want to be out & obviously all agreed w/ me.

Hot weather recon tip: check your Chapstick before opening on days like this. Liquid Chapstick looks suspiciously like a cum shot on a black shirt. Don't ask me how I found this out. SMDHS.

Recon Soundtrack: I forget...

Monday night:

With the temperature having dropped thirty degrees the copilot graced me w/ her presence on a JCB>82nd>Sandy recon as we picked up my favorite regular at PDX around 10:45 after her visit w/ folks in LA last week.

Empty until Unicorn where Sarah #1.5 was looking more mildewy than her usual sweaty self. No yelling at the unknown tonight.

Around the Sunny pawn shop a couple of chocolate cottage cheesed BSW were milling about. Visual Prozac I thought...Tyrone was near staying hydrated w/ a paper bag wrapped drink. I'd hazard a guess it wasn't a McFlurrie.

The "white trash" young blonde WSW I reported on earlier was near the oil change place still looking trashy in jean shorts & half shirt. When I have time I'd like to check her out.

Bagger's area was empty except for the leopard skin slip wearing healthy brunette WSW from Saturday's report. Still talking at windows too fucking long.

Merry's plane was on time & we chatted about her trip. No getting together tonight yet we are close to finalizing her coming out to my upcoming coast gig.

Only one still out was the healthy WSW brunette near Bagger's still talking at windows & Sara #30 had appeared near the Walgreen hedges.

Some PPD SUV & the silver SUV were out. Again Clackamas was absent.

Recon Soundtrack: Bob Dylan "Another Self Portrait" disc 1

Safe recons & life.

[Amp Guide]

Never seen much of anything in Vancouver. Cops there watch it too close on 99 old old reports say 99 had some action very rarely. I have seen what set off my hodar a few times but not much luck. Best to find on portlands streets for me. I am always looking at odd times and on other main streets 162 and glisan Powell divistion ect. It is more of a hit and miss but if I am running errands then sometimes I get lucky. It has been pretty quiet lately. I personally think most are using some form of social media. Which media changes fast sometimes. Do any of you find folks want to share which apps you are having luck on. I used to like Whisper but now its all bots and scammers and very rarely a good local girl.

REMEMBER ALL REQUESTS FOR CASH APP OR PAYPAL BEFORE MEETING ARE SCAM'S no exception.

[Acosta5432]

Was heading north on 503 closed to 99th around noon when I noticed a blonde WSW mid 30"s early 40"s l, nice rack with long boots, shorts, and mini top. Was definitely looking for someone to pick her up. By the time I was able to circle around someone just beat me to it. Don't normally pick up streetwalkers especially in daylight but is this normal in this area (Vancouver) or was it a once in a lifetime opportunity?

[RammerRammer]

On the way back from the Country Club just North of the Sandy Hill, Prescott to be precise, I saw WSW Roxanne.

At the Rob Motel named after one of our founding fathers I saw the Red dye wash out, or pink hair L / BSW (caterpillar eyelashes) walking with a short BSW (blonde wig).

The hottest chicks Fremont way were the two dykes that curb hopped the 3% driveway at the auto glass shop next to McDs.

Saw the Redhead Gilf I fucked a bunch last year (can't remember her name) walk in to a motorcycle.

No Denthead, Denise or Sarah's Glisan to Stark.

To ZJs BSW South thought, I saw a blast from the past and wonder if she was one Walker that ZJ has seen South. Mixed L / BSW Sammy is back in town. All smiles waves and multiple texts. She was looking fine as ever.

Black leather shorts / dress, leather tank top. Recognizable by paw tattoo chest. Makes a bunch more sense because she stays at one of the three spots between Powell and Division. She's a Powell to Stark Walker. Safety, but banging ass and economical.

Also I've seen one other BSW South way between Holgate and Foster. Tiny, short shorts, both times I've seen her I can't tell her age. I think she's a little older, but looks young for her age. Pretty killer body nonetheless.

[ZaviJava]

Late report as I took up my neighbors offer to borrow his spare AC unit & install it today until this king hell weather eases up. At least one room & possibly others will be livable as I fine tune the flow.

Also, been feeble since Monday afternoons short stroll of horrors. It seems I keep seeing the same fucking thing over & over. Not to mention on a couple of my travels this week got a view of Quasimodo's leg uncovered not once but twice. Even at 30 MPH that was more than enough to dampen anyone's pussy proclivities.

Friday Early Evening:

Got a late afternoon call from a recent random score wanting some help. I warned her I have no AC & house was 85+ degrees. She countered her apartment was 95 degrees & was desperate to get enough cash for a window unit she had on hold until Saturday & was 100.00 short to pick it up. Agreeable to my offer for a couple hours+ & picked her cute little ass up off the Division upper # at 6:00. Better engaged w/ our fuck familiarity tonight & a couple strawberry margaritas in her though she denied me most photos or video tonight (long story). Brought her home disheveled & full of five day backup of my dead swimmers a little after dark. Still not that all impressed but it helped my sleep in overheated house & that pussy was bubblegum sweaty sweet tight.

Friday was one of my shorter recons JCB>82nd>Division upper #. Only spotted Quasimodo yet again. Blonde WSW "Harpo Marx" near Winco....her hair wasn't perfect as that curly mop looked a bit worse for the wear in the heat.

Recon Soundtrack: Paul Chambers Quintet "Whims Of Chambers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPohw2xHpxE

Saturday Night:

With my favorite regular visiting her parents until Monday night went to a neighbor's barbecue at sunset & thought it'd just be the copilot & I melting into the couch for the night despite several fans (one for each of us LOL). Had started the melting when the Barefoot Brunette lit up my phone w/ a McFlurrie of texts. Again warning of an uncomfortably hot house got a reply "mine is no different & lets get sweaty". Though I was already sweating like all fuck all headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # between 10:15>12:00.

Across from House of Pipes a healthy homely BSW in black shorts & tank top was looking at traffic heavy. Still sort of astonished seeing a BSW migrating that far South.

I'd heard a report that Taboo lot was active again & despite my skepticism dropped by to only discover it was Sandy Upper # w/ the added bonus of too many eyes on you.

Empty until Glisan Park where I hit the unlucky trifecta shit sandwich of Sara/Sarah's. Sarah #1.5 was barking at traffic in the deep dark of the park sidewalk. Sarah #30 was actually looking pretty good in black dress & has decided blondes have more fun. Sara #0.0 was looking greasy faced & ripe at Utopia.

Also a couple of BSW in the general area though w/ my eyes burning from the above all I can report was chocolate cottage cheese was at a minimum.

Turned in to check out an early 30's skinny brunette WSW at Tillamook 7-11 in what looked like a leather onesie & heels. Small chested w/ some tats here & there. Not entirely awful yet the Norman Bates shower attack soundtrack got in my heat addled head for some fucking reason. Never seen her before....

Surprisingly Bagger's Bench was empty of all on my first pass by. Sandy Upper # wasn't an improvement though I was hardly surprised.

Coming back at the Sandy Hill was a BSW in white patterned pantsuit & heels gave me a wave as she showed her semi non cottage cheesed ass to me...yawn...

Continuing my search for a local redhead I turned for one taller lean late twenties real redhead in black shorts & matching top at Klickatat. She followed me down Klickitat & met me at 81st. While her face was serviceable up close. It reminded me of cornstarch slurry & her lipstick looked like it been applied by a trio of blind lemurs after a treetop crack binge. Sigh...that search is turning into a Sisyphean task. Every time I get that boulder to the top of the hill....well...those who have read Greek mythology know the rest.

Fucking actually thought of trying a McFlurrie, yet figured it my over baked brain so just parked in lot & observed the increasing show as some appeared.

A healthy brunette WSW in tight sheer leopard skin slip was talking at windows a shitload yet never seemed to close. Most obvious award for tonight as several times her window conversation went on for a good five minutes. Hard to tell what she actually looked like as she had her mask on continuously. Fair tits, ass & legs & while Zavi always appreciates leopard skin patterns on anything...this one not so much...

A smaller land whale long haired brunette WSW came walking from Fremont & immediately got scooped in 7-11 lot. My eyes started to itch & water for some reason.

A trim cute long haired brunette LSW in pink bikini top & jeans was looking especially tasty as she walked by truck, she somewhat smiled & was about to engage until the Barefoot Brunette nosily showed up only fifty five minutes late looking dripping good in shorts, tank top & hair messily up. The LSW was not the magenta haired one seen so much recently...she's new to my eyes.

Another fine evening of fuckery fun fueled by multiple strawberry margaritas though I had serious trouble telling where the squirt ended & sweat started. Brought her to work at 9:00 this morning. Texted her a picture of my borrowed AC w / the copilot stretched out contently below it along w/ some "cool "emojis. LOL. Maybe another round tonight is in future.

Light or nonexistent PPD in the North end. Earlier part of the evening mess of PPD SUV were lit up & moving fast Southbound. No Clackamas seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Orpheum Theatre July 16,1976, set 2.

https://archive.org/details/gd1976-0...2-mtx-t02.flac

Safe recons & life.

[RammerRammer]

Derp, Derp.

[BlueDog253]

Beaver you missed out on the shits that happened on sandy. Chick was running down the street in some ho shorts and a tube top spinning around in circles. I almost ran her ass over but I stopped and gave her some some powder and she hopped in and sucked my dick until the motel near Walmart that I was staying at. I just got rid of her right now. Shit was pretty wild out there. The also saw the tall red hair mix SW near McDonald's in the white outfit and knee high pink boots. I only fuck with white girls tho. Back to Tacoma.

[Beaver01]

I'll try and break this up so it's not one block of text. Friday night was the busiest I have seen in a long time 10:30-12. I don't do this a lot, and I have a hard time recognizing anyone in the dark.

Started at Bagger's bench one WSW in a black dress and BSW in a pink dress working the opposite corner. Saw them both scooped within a few minutes as well as another BSW that had joined.

Headed towards JCB and saw a pair near Sunny Market. BSW and a WSW twice the other's size.

Nothing till Flavel when I spotted what could only be one of the Sarah's acting a bit crazy, but dressed to work.

Back up the HWY spotted a couple of loan BSW's in different areas but didn't get a good look.

Near the Unicorn I saw a BSW in a white bikini top with another maybe ASW. Was distracted and didn't get a good look. I should have turned around.

Back at Bagger's bench, the area was empty so I continued on and saw an interesting WSW near Sandy. Tall, pink dress, pink hair, glasses, kind of geeky looking. I turned around to get another look and wasn't as interested on second glance.

7-11 at Sandy was packed and a couple of ladies standing outside looked like they should be walking.

Back at McD, I parked for a minute. Saw the WSW in a black dress return. Her eye makeup was all messed up. I wonder what she'd been doing?

[AssLvr]

After working later than usual, I thought I would see who might be out.

Started 9 pm JC, 82nd heading north.

First siting BSW, tight shorts and top with blonde hair in heels just north of Fremont. On my way back south same BSW made it down to Baggers and the only one around. I noticed a car stop but didn't approach. Pulled into McD's and noticed same pattern of not approaching cars as they pull over and stop.

Was slow and quiet for a while made another pass to see two WSW walking down to braggers. One with reddish / pink painted hair, other had short dark hair (much lighter on the scales than the other). After heading back south they were chatting up the driver of a truck that stopped. Didn't see them after that.

I did see two new ones show up that peaked my interest, turned and made it back via side streets. They created lots of attention.

It was Diamond and Asia, decided to pass as I thought I've heard some negative news about them.

I decided to call it around 10:30 ish. Activity was picking up as I left the area.

My usual runs are earlier in the day with very little scenery.

[EoCowbooy 1]

Obvs Daddy is tracking. But as a rule I will not go to a "spot they know" or date someone a PW off the Rip.

No fucking dice. Screams Safety, GPS and Toad tapping on your window while you're getting shitty service.

The flow of the conversation didn't seem like she was that familiar with the area. But, yeah, one block off and her phone was also dinging. She really felt like someone bored off TNA except she was really willing to drop her quoted prices fast. And, her service wasn't shitty. She was pounding me hard. I was just really distracted.

[RammerRammer]

Obvs Daddy is tracking. But as a rule I will not go to a "spot they know" or date someone a PW off the Rip.

No fucking dice. Screams Safety, GPS and Toad tapping on your window while you're getting shitty service.