Streetwalker Reports

[ZaviJava]

Between the shitty weather, finally finishing last of boat maintenance Saturday morning & the general ennui that sticks to me after last few recons opted out of the avenue this weekend. With reports of the first 2024 springer caught in Multnomah Channel; my only enthusiasm is leaning to other forms of trolling...

Had plans to drop the boat in for an hour or so shakedown outing yet fishing buddy's wife had other plans for him. The copilot & I left them to their matrimonial bliss. LOL.

Pivoted to taking the copilot to 1000 acres around 1:00 for hike. Did the long loop around & got my furry & still damp miscreant back in truck around 4:30.

On our way home curiosity got the better of me & pulled off 205 for Sandy Upper>82nd>JCB look this dry afternoon around 4:45+-.

Sandy>119th was still as sleepy as the extreme South.

Murder Street had a duo...

The more appealing was a bleached blonde trim WSW in black heels below an ass revealing black dress & jacket. After some quick window talk she was gone when I came around..

The other was a puffy cheeked fat assed LSW or something. Felt like reminding her no need to save nuts this late in the season...

Bouncing around Knolls Driveway Fremont was a trim BSW in tan shorts & jean jacket above black boots getting scooped. She wasn't awful...

Lowwider had migrated South from her usual hedges location. She was all Buddha like as nearby meh BSW in jeans & white down jacket was going off on some poor guy at window. She stormed South as only a slighted & indignant 304 can pull off. Laughs...

The Unicorn had long in the tooth & way past her expiration date WSW brunette Aubrey in blacks boots & knee length dress smiling her desperate smile at all. Yawns.

Nothing else seen to the barn...

Noticed a couple more inattentive types caught a "patronizing charge on Thursday & Friday.

Today had a fair amount of PPD SUV at all compass points. A group in code 3 mode around Glisan.

Recon Soundtrack: Fire Orchestra "Echos: A Lost Farewell".

An old friend near Boston is doing some freelance promotional work for this record company & sent this to me recently. A two disc set full of infectious energy, violence and beauty; historical musical awareness, outstanding musicianship, ethereal free jazz, beauty, improvisational and compositional adventure, sheer fun and more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDE9NFHwYAs

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

GTFO zippy, you fucking dolt.

I'm glad I wasn't drinking any liquids when I read that...

[RammerRammer]

GTFO zippy, you fucking dolt.

[Ryancp81]

This has become the most boring board on the site.

Thanks for your opinion. I find it useful being an out of towner.

[Amp Guide]

Seemed like a girl did not make enough last night. She was walking easy fishnets larger girl but not super big or. Open top open sides waving at cars. Large black heels. Seemed ok but too aggressive for my taste and a bit on the larger side Only thing I could think of WOW must be cold in the short short skirt open legs with fishnets and open top barely a coat. Like a clubbing girl would wear.

I miss the club days in Vegas. OMG watching the girls file by at Resortsworld. Pulling the top up to cover the boobs and then the bottom down to cover the skimpiest underwear. A continual parade of hotties. FML.

Cheers Hope for warmer weather and NO WIND sometime soon.

[Zippy69]

This has become the most boring board on the site.

[ZaviJava]

Cursing the increasing wind & showers at fishing buddy's place in AM doing some preseason boat minor maintenance along with some trailer checkout Wednesday morning when Dania sent a titillating text & picture our way.

Plans made to pick her up around 7:00 for an overnight, dinner etc by fireplace.

With a freshly RainXed windshield & improved camera mount & that still damp copilot along hit JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper>Sunnyside Road was my dreary circuit tonight between 5:45 7:00. Tried to consolidate the recon with a stop for some replacement 316 grade stainless hardware for trailer at Parkrose Hardware.

Extreme South had a fuglie or two between Arthur Flavel. Didn't investigate further...

Sarah #1.5 was dragging a shopping cart around AutoZone & Mill. That cart must help quell her outbursts as the usual cuckoo for cocoa puff conniptions were on the low side. She does resemble the old General Mills mascot at times. Laughs...

Galina from my reports (5249 & 5235) was the first fuckable 304 seen. Was at Glisan Shell store in jeans & black boots below umbrella. Though she'd vanished on way home at the moment no flotilla of fools vying for her vagina...

Sunny had the "horsemeat in a thong" toothy BSW seen recently cantering up Holiday for waiting sedan. Thankfully sans thong tonight yet her tights were not an improvement. Might have been my imagination, but I'd swear I heard a high pitched ghetto tinged whinny.

Murder Street had a couple...

A shorter LSW in black tights & white jacket under big umbrella wasn't all that bad. For a rainy night & that culo.

A Casper complexioned thicker WSW in black mini & ankle boots. Hella' meh & looked especially yeasty...

Only exhilarating action on upper Sandy was the no lights no plates beater white Yukon who damn near ran me off the road, not once but two times.

Turning at 119th after passing slowly by some WSW criddler crunt in red sneakers & red sweatshirt ran after us wanting a "ride" or something. Groans...

After my stainless steel pickup at Parkrose. Headed South with only more sighting...

Harrison revealed an acceptable WSW in red slicker & black skirt above black ankle boots.

Not much PPD SUV seen along with no other sightings. Though I cannot blame most for not being out (after working outside this AM, I know I sure didn't).

I used to love the hunt, the adventure, finding that diamond in the rough. These days while digging for that diamond, you get mostly mud and dung beetles.

Found my nights ambition waiting outside her work looking all Valentines themed slutty in red sweater with matching tartan skirt, white thigh highs above white flats.

Threw some dinner & few too many drinks together. Both of us were pushing that precarious Patron' position.

Woke up with a mild hangover. Barely got Dan to work on time Thursday AM with her sweet quim full of my dead swimmers (I guess), later parts of the evening are as blurry as my video. Laughs.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks vol. 4".

https://archive.org/details/gd70-02-14.early-late.sbd.cotsman.18115.sbeok.shnf

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

With a long overdue rendezvous planned with regular found myself incapable of just idling at home until the usual "fifteen-minute warning Zavi" text.

I typically feel Saturday nights are underwhelming but with weather cooperating, copilot & I gave in to my impossibly high idle & with first drink of the evening in travel mug rolled out around 10:15 on the now standard JCB>82nd>Sandy upper route...

South was on the somnolent side...

First seen was at Montavilla park where a thin brunette WSW in jeans & white coat was scurrying in for waiting truck...

Oregon shadows had a semi sturdy BSW or mixed in black thong under transparent tights. Suspicions were that this was the "bare if you want it bump & grinding" 304 from earlier recon in a less energetic mode. Yawns...

Murder Street had couple...

A meh sturdy brunette WSW in white jacket grey tights above white sneakers. Further yawns...

A trim & younger WSW brunette in black one-piece slingback like suit under short jacket. She was in block mostly & never got a picture or the best look at her. Later saw her walking in Evergreen.

Beech>Evergreen was somewhat busy.

A lumpy WSW brunette in grey clamdiggers & short black jackets with her cankles stuffed into some black sneakers. Yeech...

A Blasian or BSW in black down vest showing some nice legs in multi colored mini above black ankle boots. No cankles here...

A cutie of a younger brunette in flowered tights & white ankle boots below short jacket crossing street in front of Evergreen to engage a waiting truck at Failing. Her pussy print & that well-proportioned ass was the best of my recon. Nice looking ass along with some tidy pussy print...

Since traffic was extremely light & seeking some pothole respite had some time for Upper Sandy.

Which revealed a nice-looking WSW brunette at 109th sports bar in modest blue dress & black boots. Looped around to her window talking at corner.

For the first time in a while, Namaste had a stander in the form of yet another meh sturdy brunette WSW. My yawns intensified.

Sunny had a long-legged WSW slightly butter face blonde in heels below white rakish Andy Capp style hat & matching jacket with ass cheek exposing shorts getting instantly scooped at travel agency. Despite that cap she looked fuckable...

Was finally released from my evenings purgatory with the usual 'fifteen minute warning Zavi" text around 11:00+-.

Light PPD SUV seen on all avenue compass points tonight. Downtown sightings increased tenfold.

After picking up Merry on way to her place for her overnight necessities, Burnside JCB continued that earlier somnolent streak minus the our lady of the curb skinny WSW criddler in pink sweats at Taboo creepingly staring down all vehicles. Another who's never failed to squick me out & goes to show there are no guardrails on the avenue.

Wasn't all that surprised at the underwhelming sights this evening.

Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle "I Feel Alright" followed by "Guitar Town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKG...i8Cltb&index=1



Safe recons & life.

[Bobby ShafToe]

I seem to have found tend to be out like 7 am to 9 am sometimes. There are girls who are not prone to being in the group of scantly clad and obivious ladies working. Its the girl who is just normally dressed, maybe sitting at a bus stop. Or walking to the store. But when Eye contact is made. These are sometimes the more fun innocent newbie girls who have more aim to please then just blow and go. I more search for these than the scantily clad girls. I also love to drive the blade when I get a chance on errands between work jobs or headed someplace. Alwasy fun to catch the girl who just needs a little to tide her over.

Cheers Still a dry day out. Warmer weather in a few months will help also.

Stay safe Still a shit show. Like At the Chevron on 148th and stark. Quite the group of shitbags there. But late at night. One girl was picked up and dropped off 3 times. Its interesting to watch the shit show. The Lottery place on the end of the strip mall behind the gas station is or was a pretty neferious place for all kinds of shit. I have stopped at that 7-11 a few times and asked for a date while grabbing a drink. But be careful. Not the safest place in the world.

A close friend of mine was in the car with her boyfriend at the time a year ago and they stopped for gas at that Chevron (or one nearby on Stark), and the gas station attendant tried selling them "blues". Her dumbass BF didn't even know what he meant, but she did, and she told him they had to get the fuck out of there immediately. So, yeah, VERY shady area.

[Amp Guide]

I seem to have found tend to be out like 7 am to 9 am sometimes. There are girls who are not prone to being in the group of scantly clad and obivious ladies working. Its the girl who is just normally dressed, maybe sitting at a bus stop. Or walking to the store. But when Eye contact is made. These are sometimes the more fun innocent newbie girls who have more aim to please then just blow and go. I more search for these than the scantily clad girls. I also love to drive the blade when I get a chance on errands between work jobs or headed someplace. Alwasy fun to catch the girl who just needs a little to tide her over.

Cheers Still a dry day out. Warmer weather in a few months will help also.

Stay safe Still a shit show. Like At the Chevron on 148th and stark. Quite the group of shitbags there. But late at night. One girl was picked up and dropped off 3 times. Its interesting to watch the shit show. The Lottery place on the end of the strip mall behind the gas station is or was a pretty neferious place for all kinds of shit. I have stopped at that 7-11 a few times and asked for a date while grabbing a drink. But be careful. Not the safest place in the world.

[RammerRammer]

You'd be surprised how safe and bargain (rates) can be on the early morning rip on the Blade. Up to and including a 4-5 a Workingman hour rip. The 11 p to 5 a rip is where I'm at, the whole Blade length, emphasis between Glisan and Foster. I will often include the E / W streets too, particularly Stark between 122nd and 181st.

ZJ- good work on Jenna the Diversifier. I've seen her around. Noted.

[Blue Xsxt4]

Generally, when do you think are the best times to explore the blade?

I've spent time right before / after sunset a number of times, but I rarely make my way over there in the later evening past 10 PM. Am I missing out?

When have y'all seen the most activity?

[ZaviJava]

I've pretty much ignored the avenue since last Thursday. With favorite regulars otherwise preoccupied with work and/or flu, surrendered to my vacillating energy for the avenue. Factor in some Winter lethargy & seeing the same old, same old 304 an easy decision to skip a few days.

Monday Recon + a new part timer:

Jenna texted with no apologies offered for earlier ghosting & wanted to earn (or at least sounded amenable to my previous offer). So, with an extremely jaundiced eye, copilot & I headed out on yet another drizzle infused JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue>JCB recon between 8:00 9:00+- before picking her up at agreed time.

South was empty until adjacent Hermiston's favorite was the first seen in form of a ricocheting ratchet frizzy haired mixed or PR in red onesie like outfit under black boots & jacket. Pulling off her jacket & swinging it above her head, she improvised some ghetto like salacious bump & grind. She was shaking it like it like a Polaroid picture. Later on the way South she turned up at Oak & I got a unwanted closer view of her belly & a face that had the texture of a sheet of cookie dough. Despite quoting me a reasonable estimate with "bare if you want it baby" she remained a velleity vagina for me...

The shopping mall across from Hong Phat had a large umbrella toting WSW brunette in well-fitting white jeans above tan heels getting scooped right in front Chinese herbal center place. She had a nice ass above those heels...

A frumpy shorted haired older brunette in white top & jeans was wearing a groove in sidewalks between 84>Burnside. There was nothing nice about her...

Sunny had a far from BMI appropriate BSW in white lace bodysuit & thong above black heels. The horseface toothy smile she shot our way definitely gave me the heebies as I remarked to copilot "horsemeat in a thong". Despite my feelings on our way home she was getting scooped up there. Laughs...

Baggers had another umbrella laden almost sturdy BSW in flirt skirt displaying some mammoth mammaries under her open jacket waving at all passing cars. Wasn't entirely awful but the talon nails & exaggerated eyelashes turned down any volume in the jungle drums that might have played...

As always Murder Street had the most per sq. Ft. Of 304 congregating...

That the lollypopguild WSW little person was the busiest by far had me chortling. Yes, I'm way too easily amused on the avenue at times.

The remaining 304 flanking her all had the appeal of a dial tone...

Breaking free from that horrible herd at Murder & keeping her Pepto Bismol theme going with her socks. Beech had what looked like the little person's sometime duo partner in black jacket, camouflage tights above white heels. Yawns...

Jenna finally did commit this evening & at first, I was somewhat disappointed in her jeans & hoodie sloppy appearance. Once in truck my disappointment lessened as I noticed some very subtle makeup, mascara & freshly washed hair as I gave her a quick hug in lieu of any checks.

Despite knowing exactly why she was here, Jenna seemed a tad nervous & I tried to assuage her worries with some music & small talk along with fire & a pitcher+ of my panty dropping margaritas.

After some hesitant DFK started pulling off her layers to find a perfect set of young & firm 26 old tits & between that lovely thigh gap some meaty lipped snacks. After some attention to those nipples, threw my DATY game on that tasty sweet already damp gash until she had a series of small pussy palpitations before I even threw her the finish. Her breathing had barely slowed before she pushed my face in for round two on her girl juiced slash.

After that she rewarded my efforts with some salacious BBBJ. When I exploded with my five day backup she was slightly caught off & had some running out her nose. That she proceeded to go with the flow rubbing it around her face before licking it off her fingers & me. Thoroughly enamored with women who aren't afraid of bodily fluids fed her some leftover Salmon & asparagus & another drink before bringing her back to bedroom.

Again, went for that tasty & still dewy gash until flipping into doggie & sliding in that tight hole in one easy stroke. Despite my earlier emission wasn't too long before I emptied the last dregs of my dead swimmers noisily. Excellent 2nd nut & gave her one last tongue bath on that now Zavi flavored treat.

I took Jenna her back to Powell area at 2:15+-. Tipped her 50.00 over the previously agreed 75.00.

Almost non-existent PPD SUV seen this night.

Though an OSP lit me up just past Foster for weaving. Trooper informed me I was straddling the lane lines. I almost laughed as I politely asked "can you honestly see those faded lines in the rain"? After a tight smile in return & deciding I was sober looked at my papers etcetera & likely ran me for warrants before wishing us a good evening.

Also spotted a perfectly acceptable looking younger BSW in black tights & beanie at Center Street. As she threw me a wave. Some late-night jungle drums definitely heard.

No LEO at 2:30 except a couple OSP near JCB.

Recon Soundtrack: Horace Tapscott Quartet: "The Dark Tree" vol. 1 & 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsI6WINkgpM

Wednesday Night:

With some grocery shopping, bank & some other errands needed. The copilot & I got through my various tasks & since we were in the vicinity.

Threw in a Division>Sandy Upper>JCB look around 5:45+-.

Galina from my earlier reports (5249 & 5275) was very low key in jeans & fur trimmed jacket above flats near Glisan Shell & the recipient of several obvious honk honking punters. Dialing it back a notch will reward you much more than the boorish behavior I witnessed...

I did text Galina gently reminding her I'd fronted her most of our next encounter but I was looking forward our next encounter. Never heard back from her. Wasn't all that much of a surprise...

The recent North end little person WSW brunette had Murder Street to her lonesome. Watching her baby step waddle it up to various car made my dick retreat. As usual I gakked & laughed at her but especially at the gold lame' onesie she was sporting. There's a infant wear gold lame' joke in there somewhere but I'm coming up blank...

Beech had BSW/WSW duo that wasn't all that bad.

Upper Sandy still eats ass...

Were some visible PPD SUV seen plus spotted the silver-grey undercover near Sunny.

More hungry than horny went home & unpacked groceries before dinner.

Recon Soundtrack: Townes Van Zandt: "Live at the Old Quarter". Disc 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZa2FC3iYpg

Safe recons & life.

[TrimSchlong3]

Does anyone have any information on the 6 BSWs just north of fremont.

A few of them looked real good.

[ZaviJava]

Only went out with the promise that Jenna the "help sign" long tresses thin brunette had called & wanted to meet around 9:45 at Powell Cabinet area.

Thinking some new turnip truck trim strange would be a nice start to the new year. The copilot & I headed out that way & parked. Waited a little past my self-imposed fifteen+- minute without contact rule (Zavi waits for no new 304 past that).

Powell>82nd>Sandy upper around 10:10>11:00 was our route this evening.

Previously JCB>Powell was empty, so kipped any backtrack...

Murder Street had a quintet of quim...

The best of which was a low key blonde WSW in slacks & heels.

And possibly a LSW in black thigh highs w/ matching garter belt & a shapely ass that wasn't all that terrible...

Several of the usual masquerading as portentous hookers limited service Instagirls. Yawns...

Attempted a picture as I passed but the PPD SUV behind me had me distracted some. They also stopped at corner to break up the quintet.

Upper Sandy @ Murder Market had a thicker bleached blonde WSW in red dress & matching boots & white jacket. That she was not as emetic as the usual East 304 offerings is the best I can say about her.

After the Sandy reset...

Beech had replaced Murder Street & become busy...

A flurry of frantic McFlurriers interacting with the previously reported on Pepto Bismol jacket sturdy brunette & her pint size partner. From what I observed I was in the minority in regards to their desirability. Couldn't get past the dichotomy between Pepto jacket & her lollypopguildophobia inducing partner. A little person has definitely not ever been on what little remains on my bucket list. After viewing these two, only longing I felt was for a double shot of real Pepto...

La Parilla had a meh older BSW duo that were so plain I can't recall an iota about them except they were waving at all.

Baggers had an aggressive well upholstered younger ASW in ass revealing red tartan skirt who jumped off curb attempting to open up my passenger side door. I was taken aback yet not as surprised as she when the napping copilot sprung up like released coil spring. Her only appeal was that red tartan flirt skirt. Laughs...

As I slowed for Stark McFlurrie's light, skank WSW "Quaility"(sic) had moved North from her usual PCC surroundings. Her glowing little beady eyes followed me & was reminiscent of spot lighting deer on my Grandpa's farm years ago.

As mentioned, PPD SUV were very visible Sunny>Sandy+- tonight.

Adding to the usual pothole aggravations, the work crews upgrading utilities in the South but especially the North were bottling up the Glisan>Sunny area.

Called it for the night & PornHubed to Dania's latest creampie video.

Not that I expected it still nary a backfire heard from the lithe turnip truck one...

Recon Soundtrack: Richard & Linda Thompson "Shoot Out The Lights".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljITeqfSQw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTsPJsZqkBM

Safe recons & life.