Streetwalker Reports

**ZaviJava** · 07-14-22 23:44

Wednesday Night:

Needed to be out & about for bank deposit then did a limited observational recon JCB>82nd>Sandy from 8:45>9:30.

First seen was Sarah #1.5 was back to meltdown mode screaming & gesticulating at traffic...

At Hermiston's favorite truck shop the torpedo titted redhead LSW was again out in jean shorts & heels. The red lipped slutty "vanir a mi" look she threw my way had me considering breaking my observational only mode. Scientific reasons...if only to only see if that gravitational deny was more pronounced in the super moon...

Sunny had fat ass redhead mixed or BSW in black. Sharing the corner was baby fatted younger mixed in orange shorts & top. One corner...two mehs...

High school hill had WSW "Horseface" in summer shift heading South.

Baggers had a few out attracting some rotating hump day McFlurriers...

One brunette in black pantsuit that I didn't get the best look at. Maybe mixed or Latina.

Her younger blonde partner surely had all the titillating trumperies & knew it. Long legged thin with long blonde hair & pink tartan mini skirt above heels. To complete her Asteroidea vibe she'd piled the makeup on with some of those Goliath spider eyelashes. Seen her in earlier recon with glasses. Got an insouciant & empty stare from her then & now...

One slightly thicker younger LSW in colorful cabana wear like matching shorts & top at least threw a smile our way.

La Parilla side had the alleged "belle of the blade" blonde WSW in black shorts & top with grey sweater.

The thin younger BSW with the long blonde wig.

Bagger was in the vicinity...

Beech revealed a twenties+- WSW longer haired blonde in jean shorts & sandals walking in for some waiting car. She looked streetwalker doable.

Walgreen hedges was last spotting with the busty & long straight haired redhead ASW I'd spotted in one previous recon. Those of you afflicted with redhead yellow fever would like her look. Unfortunately for myself only the former is true.

Silver undercover SUV was out along with some PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & The Ducks "Summer 77 Soundboard Recordings". Disc 1. An unauthorized 4 disc compilation I came across four or five years ago. I saw them at least 4 or maybe 5 times all for 6.00 or less cover charge. What a fucking time to be alive & only a fifty minute drive from Santa Cruz.

https://ia803100.us.archive.org/33/i...mmer.mp3?cnt=0

Thursday Commute:

Copilot & I were coming home from Vancouver gig today around 5:00+-. Somewhat dirty & tired yet not enough to hit Sandy>82nd>JCB on way home.

First seen was outside the Madison where a shapely late twenties early thirties WSW brunette in black shorts, lime tank top & sandals was showing a healthy chest & full colorful sleeve on RHS arm.

Baggers was empty minus Bagger herself showing some angry looking rats nest Marge Simpson towering inferno hair. LOL.

Sunny had one chunky cottage cheesed BSW in shorts & heels trowing us wave. After a day of rassling retrofitting some new framing around all day...the best description I can come up with. Pig + lipstick...

Did some limited though concentrated probes for Tori from last report in her general area to no avail. My desire to probe her cute baby fatted self further has only grown more since our date.

Not paying attention to PPD SUV whatsoever.

Recon Soundtrack: more Neil Young & The Ducks Summer 77 Soundboard Recordings. Disc 2. I can still faintly hear the duck calls & quack from the audience those nights.

Safe recons & life.

**ZaviJava** · 07-12-22 01:35

Plus a short unavoidable Sunday evening recon...

After missing Tori's call Saturday night kept my phone within hearing range most of the day. Late in the afternoon Sunday I'd come to terms that I'd missed an opportunity. Was planning a bachelor barbecue & evening. Maybe watch today's saved F1 race or some mindless catching up on "Wicked Tuna" or get deeper in Peter Heller's "The Guide". All enjoyable activities...yet not the top of my favorite enjoyable activity & it had been a few days.

Had made some margaritas & was sharing with next door neighbors around 6:00+- when phone finally went off. Think the neighbors were startled at how fast I covered ground between our fenced yards. LOL. The call was the one I'd been wanting & quickly plans were made to meet at Stark in an hour.

After a quick shower & with my margarita in coffee mug I was right on time. Parked at Stark petrol related viewpoint & since I couldn't announce my arrival. Waited...waited some more...then a little extra.

Thinking I'd got ghosted & since I don't idle all that well despite some auspicious civilian distractions in the area, fired up truck & headed North for an impromptu recon from Stark>Grotto 7:30>8:00+-. But not before cruising around what I thought might the likely backstreet areas where I thought she might be. Still nothing...

Sunny threw up the meh fat ass mixed or BSW in black shorts & top. Hair is back to that not found in nature red hue. Each & every time I see her all I see is a terribly tsuris experience.

Next seen was younger dirty blonde WSW in jean shorts & jean jacket heading South across from pet hospital. Gave me a goofy friendly grin as I passed. Cute as fuck in an offbeat manner. With my dick auto piloting the truck looped around to nada. Still vacillating whether walker or friendly noncombatant. Hoping for the former...

Baggers area had a couple scattered on both sides of the avenue...

It's namesake by her fence.

A frizzy haired thirties LSW in shorts & tank top with beginnings of a pot belly on her otherwise passing grade BMI frame. Meh...

WSW "Horseface" in white tank top & black shorts coming out of McFlurrie headquarters...

Murder Street (BTW Random Plant Murder street is Minton St.) gakked up some greasy hairball looking old skinny BSW in grey & black yoga pants & matching top.

After that diversion did some rotating recon around general pickup area until parking again. Margarita gone & thirsty grabbed some water inside & shared with copilot. Thought to myself "fifteen more Zavi" before bailing for home & my destiny with fishing & auto race shows or my bibliophile leanings. Scanning the area started get a tad drowsy in the warmth & turned on truck & the AC. Five minutes & counting until my self-imposed waiting time was exhausted...

Now I should point out on our initial meeting back in June she'd had long raven hair down middle of back so when her & girlfriend came walking up it suddenly dawned that I'd seen the pair earlier tonight & not recognized her from behind. Fucking duh Zavi...now those raven tresses were shoulder length & noticed other tattoos along with Mursi tribe like ear gauges. How'd I miss those fuckers? Not a fan of most body metal...just too old school or just old? You decide...I did entertain the notion they could be used as handles. LOL. She did look much better & cleaned up than before.

Some small talk as Tori & her friend cooed over the obliging copilot. Slipped her friend the promised ten bucks & she promptly made herself scarce. As Tori got in smelled soap fresh in braless tight one piece black top above knee length flowered skirt with some black sandals. Complimented her new hair & skirt. She promptly said she found skirt in a curbside free pile. Laughing as I shared my recent free pile score of expensive wine glasses in original box.

No check so before I pulled onto 82nd gave her a quick kiss on the lips & leg squeeze. Subtly she spread her legs a bit as I slide up her thigh & warmth between as we continued the small talk Southward. The smell test came back normal sweet & musky to my horny relief...

On the way to my place saw a one more out at Hermiston's favorite truck store where a dark hued redheaded twenties +- LSW was watching traffic. Heavy on the mamacita slutty makeup & yet another in jean shorts along with a striped tube top & some large torpedo tits defying any gravitational pull.

Oh yeah...three blocks from barn who should be leaving her snail trail of slimy skank but WSW "Denthead" in same outfit as Saturday night. Looking king hell sweaty spun with expanding piss colored armpit stains on that ripening onesie. Of course she fucking gestured crazily my way as we passed. Taking a breath from my stroking fingers between her legs Tori mentioned something along the line of "that crazy bi*ch sure gets around". Followed by "she seems to know you". Told Tori she was mentally ill neighbor who some call "Denthead". LOL.

At my place as she threw some toys in backyard for the insistent copilot. I made pitcher of strawberry margaritas & put some music on. Drinks, some of latest smoked salmon & more friendly talk on the patio until we both got to that sweet spot of drink & I led her into bedroom as the sun faded...

Awkward at first she'd warmed up significantly & except for that cute back door I got all I could want for the time being at a very economical price. The shaky tequila influenced screenshots tell the tale succinctly.

Even barbecued between rounds & made it work for two mouths.

PPD SUV seen earlier & later when I brought her home (sic) around 2:30.

Recon Soundtrack: Pavement "Slanted & Enchanted". Actually twice. I'd not planned to be out as long as was & had forgot what a short album it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skGqpC0WYSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buMcFUZVqaA

Safe recons & life.

**ZaviJava** · 07-12-22 01:30

Originally Posted by Brickleton [View Original Post]

Has everything moved? Am I in the wrong place? Or possibly just blind?

Nothings moved as far as walkers locations though Baggers does seem to have more camping criddlers versus hookers camping out sometimes.

If and when the closed Mexican place reinvents itself & convenience store reopens expect the area to morph again. Look at what happened to the Flavel 7-11. And to be honest that corner needed a reset of the downright stupid shit happening twenty four seven.

Anyway, you're just experiencing the natural ebb & flow of the avenue. It always gets better sooner or later...usually when you least expect it...

Keep trying & you'll find one that floats your boat. Good luck...

As far as being blind only you or your optometrist could answer that.

**RandomPlant** · 07-12-22 00:12

Yeah, I see a fraction of what it was a couple years ago. I think my timing is probably just off; usually mornings between 9 and noon. And usually just a single pass or two.

Today about 9:30 saw one WSW walking by McD. I did a triple take to even confirm she was wearing clothes. Absolute skin tight short dress in flesh tone that perfectly matched her skin color. Older, heavy, not particularly attractive, but I'm at the point of just saying "screw it" and need to land me a slump buster (is that just a eastern Oregon term?) whatever. I swung down by the play house and she stopped to talk to somebody at the gas station and then proceeded north. I tried looping around the street one block north of Fremont (is that murder street? Scared the piss out of me just rolling through there) anyway, got back to 82nd and she was gone. Not really regretting it. She had more rolls than. Something. Picture the Michelin man in a tight dress with glasses and a blonde pony tail, that's what she was.

About noon cruised back through and Baggers had another heavy one. White, younger wearing shorts and a bikini top with some fishnet t-shirt thing over it. Again, not so great but I was willing to try. She was definitely working but totally oblivious to anything outside the camping area. Two mongers at Mcflurries blattantly waving out the window at her, a couple up the side street by strip mall, I was about to pull alongside but yielded ROW to an orange compact SUV that got the scoop. Spotted them 10 minutes later after traffic snafu had me turning around in a dead end street.

Last week Friday I saw the blue Belle (wearing black) across from Baggers. Still haven't talked to her. She was gone by 11 but back half an hour later. I got kinda spooked seeing 2 PPD down a side street and 2 more headed that way. Then a tow truck, and another two parked a block off the blade. Made me think something might be up, but I didn't hear anything.

I do wonder about LE in general and what the priorities are. A couple weeks ago I was in the Pearl area (maybe 14th and Flanders or such) come out of a restaurant and there's a guy with his pants down screaming at a wall and legit jerking off. WTF? People walk past and barely blinked. I get my heart racing if I think someone is going to recognize me passing through 82nd and Klickitat twice in a half hour. Has anybody here had a serious confrontation with LE from picking up a walker?

Originally Posted by Brickleton [View Original Post]

I don't know if I'm blind or what but ever since the fence went up at the old 7/11 at Klickitat across from MacDons, activities on 82nd have slowed to a snails crawl. Only place that I ever find anything walking is between high school park and I assume sandy hill. Been doing the drive from JCB Sandy and back once or twice a week for a couple months now. What started out as a decent mix of good and bad has since turned into a short supply of ehh to bad. My recons have been random times including weekends.

Has everything moved? Am I in the wrong place? Or possibly just blind?

**Amp Guide** · 07-11-22 16:07

On 122nd near stark at the adult bookstore. One good looking girl I was watching work but she got scooped in the parking lot before I could get there. Luck guy. Hope he posts something. Or is on here. She looked very nice not your typical 82nd cridder.

My regular returned They always do as I am a constant. Eventually they all come back as I treat them well. With respect. But I still need different strange sometime. This girl however will go on for as long as you want. Never complains or anything. Not the best looking but skinny the correct way with out being too skinny.

**LeeMichael24** · 07-11-22 11:59

First post after years of only lurking here. Smokin' hot blond WSW last evening strolling around 6 pm 82 d x Klickitat; side streets were jammed with guys making the loop to get at her. Lots of talking but about 10 min before she hopped in and was gone. Followed by young WSW cutie in shorts smiling and waving as she walked McD to Sandy. I don't know either but would like to on next weekend visit.

**Zizix** · 07-10-22 22:52

Just met this girl walk down sandy around Prescott looked around and she walked up I was busy but got her number and started texting with her was quoted 300 for 30 minutes all covered. Told her no way. Not going to pay that not even for a girl off the web fucking crazy.

**Brickleton** · 07-10-22 20:09

I don't know if I'm blind or what but ever since the fence went up at the old 7/11 at Klickitat across from MacDons, activities on 82nd have slowed to a snails crawl. Only place that I ever find anything walking is between high school park and I assume sandy hill. Been doing the drive from JCB Sandy and back once or twice a week for a couple months now. What started out as a decent mix of good and bad has since turned into a short supply of ehh to bad. My recons have been random times including weekends.

Has everything moved? Am I in the wrong place? Or possibly just blind?

**ZaviJava** · 07-10-22 18:22

With regulars not in play this weekend caught up with some old friends having a barbecue. Immediately was somewhat bored yet stayed for free food & drink. The copilot & I left just as they broke out the guitars for some lame Kumbaya like campfire warbling. Fucking hippies.

Headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 10:00>11:30.

Before in truck checked phone to see a two hour old text from the "young jet black long haired criddler cutie" I met back in June at Burnside tobacco store & given my number (report # 4556). Didn't date her then for miscellaneous reasons & had pretty much forgotten about her (and her name). Luckily along with that "hey there. What's up with you & the copilot" she reminded my senescent skull it was "Tori". Texted her back & got an immediate reply from the phone. Except it wasn't her just some other woman who let her use her phone. Arrrggh...asked her if she saw "Tori" to have her try me again. Told her there would be a tenner in for her...

Did some recon around the general areas & camps for her cute self all the while SMDHS at the horny absurdity & lengths we'd go to for some young pussy...

Other sightings...

One of the Flavel fuglies was actually getting scooped at Flavel strip club. Shivers...

Next seen was at Sunny where a trio was congregating...

Malay Boolay in black onesie with red piping & her signature glasses yet minus a goofy hat or headpiece tonight...

The bun wearing mixed or BSW who always favors orange mixing it up this evening in tan mini.

One mixed black haired Lilliputian type in black shorts & bikini top produced first hearty laugh of the night...

A block north of the trio was thin BSW in peach mini dress & heels below long blonde highlighted dreads. While no cottage cheese in sight. I got a ghetto rap video vibe from her along with missing jungle drums soundtrack.

All of the above got scooped.

At carpet place the PAWG green haired whale was heading North.

Working between La Parilla to Burrito Loco area revealed a tall & thin long haired glasses wearing dirty blonde with the usual fripperies of mini skirt above red heels exhibiting some serious thigh gap. Lots of interest from the McFlurriers & window talking. Disappearing in fifteen minute maximum increments told me all I really needed to know...

Baggers had a few hanging about...

The best of them was a younger short haired brunette BSW or mixed in jean shorts below animal print tight top. The other two were all meh enough that I'll be damned if I can remember descriptions...

Sandy hill had the belle of the blade WSW blonde in jean shorts heading upstream. Never saw her again...

Upper Sandy was empty of any Planet of the Apes extras & any others minus one thick brunette WSW in boots & dress. Yeech...

Baggers had reset itself with a lone perfectly applied red lipstick wearing cute WSW brunette in blue slack & white top. She gave me a nice wave & look & for the first time all evening my dick sang some. Besides her compact form...Klickatat was now empty so looped around to see if that sultry look would manifest into something.

As I came down 81st & approached Klickatat the shiny white HID eyeball searing big truck chucklefuck came out nowhere & played chicken as he blew the stop to get ahead of me. It's got to' be the 3rd or 4th time this fucking nutsack has almost done this. As I do with the other dually white truck headache equipped douche. Aborted without seeing if he scooped her & headed far away...fast.

Last seen was waddler WSW "Denthead" looking like a special needs stripper in heels & onesie. Driver fights off an eye roll...

While marginally superior to recent recons still was somewhat of a snooze fest of a night. Went home & started new book. Read until 3:00...

Some PPD SUV out & red undercover SUV seen near Division.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young "Freedom".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ6hmupAtIg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqDLBG0I8uI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d2Cc4eFf_U

Safe recons & life.

A couple of asides for Rammer...

To my chagrin "Denthead" has been spotted way off the avenue & mere blocks from my place in last few weeks. Neighborhood NIMBY pipeline are bitching loudly about bath salts infested abando off Flavel & 50's +- area. Fucking wonderful...

Quasimodo condition: After telling my PPD neighbor that I knew her from walking copilot in Lents asked if any more info was available. Saw him & his wife walking Saturday & he said still in hospital yet not ICU. Had many further questions yet didn't push it...

Pavement: While my collection does contain most of their output + several bootlegs they're a somewhat bittersweet memory of departed love of life. We saw them in Summer 93' at Irving Plaza in NYC with her with Liz Phair & Yo La Tengo as opening acts. Unconscious avoid since then. I'm gonna' have to pull out "Slanted & Enchanted" out soon...

Streamed Archers "Icky Mettle" on Amazon & enjoying it as I wrote this. Shout out to ProperGMan...

**RammerRammer** · 07-10-22 13:59

Never thought I'd see this here. Love them both.

Fucking Denthead is South. Saw her trail all the way West on Flavel. The Bath Salts plug must be South.

**ZaviJava** · 07-08-22 18:17

Originally Posted by ProperGMan [View Original Post]

Nice soundtrack. Throw in some Television and Archers of Loaf for the trifecta win.

Yeah, I could definitely see Televisions "Marquee Moon" fitting into that nights soundtrack nicely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvgP8MlEEE

Not that familiar with of Archers of Loaf. I'll have to stream some of their music.

**ProperGMan** · 07-08-22 11:41

Nice soundtrack. Throw in some Television and Archers of Loaf for the trifecta win.

Originally Posted by ZaviJava [View Original Post]

Recon Soundtrack: Pavement "Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPvhKV3Yg2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMMzYp07Zs

Safe recons & life.

**ZaviJava** · 07-08-22 01:46

My fishing buddy & I took the copilots for a Tabor walk around 7:45 to dusk. After my copilot & I dropped them off did a lap JCB>82nd>Sandy upper 8:45>9:30.

Two or three Flavel fuglies out from Cartlandia to Flavel...

Nothing until the States where WSW "Horseface" was upping her game in short summery shift. In all the years I've spotted her this was the first time she looked vaguely feminine.

La Parilla strip mall had a magenta haired twenties WSW in black shorts & half top showing some muffin top.

Except for it's curbside tent squatters...Baggers itself was deserted...

Madison had almost sturdy & long haired BSW in flowered mini above tan heels. For once the area didn't make me gak or want to wash my eyes with bleach. Her chesty form & nice legs certainly were an anomaly for there.

Throwing common sense out the window but mainly to waste some time to see if 82nd would reset headed to Sandy Upper. Three in quick succession & all were not even with stolen dick category.

One thicker BSW in black showing some porcine pork ass cheeks.

One older chunky BSW in tan ill fitting onesie whose face was channeling "Planet of The Apes". Shivers...

At McFlurrie central the "belle of the blade" (sic) WSW blonde was heading South in jean shorts & practical flats. While I was fairly certain sure she wasn't the STG one posted below looped around for a closer look as she waited at La Parilla. Yeah. Confirmed. You can put that to bed as "belle of the blade"" is less chesty & no tattoos visible above her sternum.

With any luck it picked up later yet it did it without me...

A few PPD SUV out.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Toast". Received my copy a day early & gave it a second listen tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czBAAL7fcZ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Mb4sqmPFo

Safe recons & life.

**RandomPlant** · 07-07-22 23:20

Almost certain this isn't the blue dress girl. Photos in the ad show a lot more curves than what I saw in real life.

BTW, I saw her out again on Tuesday the 5th about 11:30 am. This time wearing a purple dress. I know she might not be appealing to all of us but I'm still saying she's as good as it gets (looks wise). Understand the hassle with setting up dates from info in Zavi's post.

Originally Posted by QuickFoot [View Original Post]

I wonder if this is the same girl: https://portland.skipthegames.com/fe...y/410238639021.

**QuickFoot** · 07-06-22 20:07

Originally Posted by RandomPlant [View Original Post]

Last week I saw the same girl mentioned below and also in later post from Rammer. In my opinion she is "Belle of the blade" finest I've seen for a long time. Been such a dry spell I've actually gone out hoping just to get a glimpse of Sarah#30 again. So she was out Tuesday (in blue), Wednesday (in black), Thursday (yoga shorts) always about 10:30 to noon (my observation but probably more) between baggers and high school. My circumstances prevented a date so I watched from afar. She had literally dozens of window talks but not a single scoop that I saw. Must be bad case of GPS, figured it wasn't worth my time.

Didn't see her at all this week so either my time was off or she has moved on. Curious to hear if anybody got a date.

I wonder if this is the same girl: https://portland.skipthegames.com/fe...y/410238639021.