Streetwalker Reports

[RammerRammer]

On the way to the Country Club I made a before Noon up and back. Based my Recons on weather and hunch and I wasn't off.

I saw Walkers at every spot, all have been Reported on, all variety of offerings Black, Brown, White, Asian, Part Timers teetering upon full fledged, they were all out. Greatest concentration was Sandy, Sunny Mkt. Sandy Hill, all the way South to Woodstock.

Funny interaction at the 7-11 (Sandy) with the 'Sheer / thong' crew, two Black, one brown. Looks like their Toad has them dating out of the establishment directly behind it because that's where the Brown one tried to get me to go with her and that's where they all were headed after picking up their Menthol and Backwoods for their Toad. Sandy Sandy had the worst of the worst, area is so busted. Swung around on a few Criddlers that I thought were PTing, casted a few times, retrieved and went to the next riffle.

Early AM there were no less than 25 Walkers again at every juncture. All varieties, including the sheer crew.

Concentrated on the Sunny, Arts Loft area. Had my eye on a WSW, nice dress, but she seemed more about getting to the Man than working. Finally caught her around Halsey. Never got her name, mid 30's, clean, reddish hair, kitty was groomed, when I did my part of the Burnside Handshake it was, wet-wet. Ok BBBJ, CFS, great fuck, she busted all over the place. I smelled like good sex on the way home, not like dirty feet. Made both Recons worth it.

Also got a heads up about some of her friends, partying in a Van that I saw her approach and hang. I LOL'd she said they're Crackheads. I asked for clarification, like Crack, Crack. Yes they smoke Coke. Is it 1987 again, made me chuckle. One of them though, Bleach Blonde Punk chick, I'm going to stab that one eventually.

[RammerRammer]

Did you you hit that Gash with a Brillo pad, or 3 day stubble?

[Tadger]

Hooked up with izzy last night. Met her near sandy a few weeks ago and dated her then very nice girl blond and tall. She is all covered which I don't like hoping after a few dates she might relax the cover atleast for BJ if not everything. Sent her text last night and went and picked her up took her back to my semi for a little fun great girl imo. One pic is from an old ad she posted one is freshly licked.

Got a link or number? She looks like fun!

[RamblinJavlin]

Hooked up with izzy last night. Met her near sandy a few weeks ago and dated her then very nice girl blond and tall. She is all covered which I don't like hoping after a few dates she might relax the cover atleast for BJ if not everything. Sent her text last night and went and picked her up took her back to my semi for a little fun great girl imo. One pic is from an old ad she posted one is freshly licked.

What was the damage?

[Zizix]

Hooked up with izzy last night. Met her near sandy a few weeks ago and dated her then very nice girl blond and tall. She is all covered which I don't like hoping after a few dates she might relax the cover atleast for BJ if not everything. Sent her text last night and went and picked her up took her back to my semi for a little fun great girl imo. One pic is from an old ad she posted one is freshly licked.

[Urlboffer]

Damn, that looks like some EXCELLENT HEAD! Hot, sweaty, slick and wet!

[ZaviJava]

Thursday Night:

With Friday off I'd planned to stay home & catch up on shit. Not to be when Tori (report #4606) called asking "what's was up & how was that copilot". After some short superfluous chatting plans were made to meet around sunset.

Headed out at sunset JCB>82nd>Grotto. Wound up being out to 10:15 until I connected with my phoneless new friend.

From Luther to Flavel had most if not all the Flavel fuglies out at once. That half mile was a fucking fuglie gauntlet. To add to it some filthy looking 5150 blonde criddler crossing at Springwater pedestrian light started screaming out "you n word cocksucker" while we waited. Ran the light as soon as we could as she kept the crazy directed our way. Never seen her before...

In Stark vicinity as I tried to figure out where my nights target was, ran into an older blonde WSW at Oak street in my circles around area. Dented can faced ugly & chunky in ill-fitting black shorts & pink belly shirt who mistook my loops for interest.

Unfortunately due to some traffic backup was stationary just long enough for her to desperately pitch her skank holes "with no condom if you want". Drove away as fast as I could wishing the "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" procedure was a reality...

That Sunny threw up the meh fat assed mixed or BSW fake redhead was a relief compared to the above. Nah...I'm fucking kidding...

Across from pet hospital walking anal prolapse WSW "Denthead" was waddling along in the shadows there in what looked like a down jacket. WTF? It's seventy something + degrees.

Finally at the old driving range some palatable pussy was out in the form of trim dirty blonde WSW in spaghetti strapped black dress & heels. Tanning bed dark as fuck maybe late twenties +- with some tats on neck & right shoulder visible above her messily bunned up hair. Some over excited horndog eased over the curb in his haste to scoop. That was one smooth pickup...

Except for namesake Baggers was deserted & she even left when some Asian guy came out of the closed Taco House & shooed her away. Later saw the same guy inside looking at his phone. Plus two out of three times I passed that way a PPD SUV on Klickatat. No reason to go down street & one of the campers there parked some clunker right on corner. It'll be interesting when the McFlurrie circlers try to start to circulate around that.

Murder Street had the five o'clock shadow BSW again in that horrendous gold onesie.

Didn't have it in me or time to head Upper Sandy way.

Stopped at Glenhaven for the copilot & I to take a leak + stretch our legs. Getting back to the truck an alright younger long legged bleached blonde 20's WSW in tight jeans, white top above wedge heels stopped to light a smoke & walk our way. Was cute but an inflexible menu & underlying bitchy entitled demeanor made it easy to step away.

At the Russell crosswalk a BSW with long single braid down her back stepped off curb & sauntered salaciously by in white string thong outfit & sparkly heels showing off some plenitudinous jiggling Velveeta ass, thighs & fupa she passed. Surprisingly the tits were the anatomy that wasn't super-sized. What wasn't nonexistent strong Pepe la Pew fumes of her perfume. Even fifteen feet away it reeked like a fucking perfume bomb had exploded in cab. Across the street she met up with a younger & unquestionably thinner plain BSW in cut out string teddy & heels. Laughing at both drove South with my eyes, nose & throat feeling like I'd been tear gassed...

Sunny had LSW redhead in matching grey shorts & belly shirt top above sandals. Plus a few of the usual younger BSW or mixed always around there...

LowWider had appeared at her usual Walgreen hedges location.

Thought I spotted the busty fake redhead ASW getting scooped behind the hedges.

Finally found Tori a few blocks from where I'd thought we'd agreed to meet. Carrying a huge bag & admitting she hadn't had a chance to shower & would it be alright to at my place. More than fine with me & set her up with disposable razor & miscellaneous items. She did spend an hour plus in my clawfoot. I'd actually started to nod off before she came out Dr. Bonners squeaky clean. After a glass or two of cabernet a couple of hours of fuckery followed. All the usual acronyms yet still denied that cute backdoor. Some progress in that regard during a long DATY where my index finger slipped in causing her to squeak so cutely I thought I'd come just from that...

Being so late she spent the night & in between her doing a load of laundry plus feeding her some breakfast flooded her tight & right baby fatted self with more of my dead swimmers before dropping her off near 82nd.

Good times...

PPD SUV were noticeable in the North end & Klickatat. The grey undercover SUV was also around at times.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Orpheum Theater, SF. July 16 1976. Set 2.

https://archive.org/details/gd1976-0...2.sbeok.flac16

Friday Night:

After dropping Tori off hardly got a damn thing planned for today done. Including making dinner & I lazily called in some Chinese takeout. Headed that way around 6:45. On the way did a JCB>82nd>Sandy lower>JCB recon.

North of Harrison could swear I saw WSW blonde Candace from my long ago report (#2401) in black shorts & cream colored top. I put about as much effort to confirm as she put in on our one & only encounter. Fucking nothing...

Sunny area had a couple younger BSW...

One who I've seen before again in her road cone orange shorts & top ensemble.

The other was the more attractive & sultry in black shorts & black see through top displaying a nice pair. Her curlicue eyelashes were certainly over the top yet still heard some jungle drums...

Baggers brought out the cottage cheese in the fat assed form of meh fake redhead. Yawn...

Counterbalancing out the BMI of above was a frizzy shoulder length young BSW in pussy print shorts & tight top above sandals. Cute & never seen her before...

Of course Bagger herself was out near Popeyes.

Coming back at Sandy was the smokeshow "no, no, no & more no" WSW amazon blonde from Saturday night. Was wearing some sort of string one piece that from the back gave the illusion she was naked except for her heels. The front had about as much fabric as my sunglasses leash. I'm surprised @ no fenders benders. That perfect white ass was crash worthy...

Except for "Quality" (sic) looking somewhat sebaceous near PCC nothing else not previously seen all the way to JCB. Laughs...

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Sleeps with Angels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9o_tm27vec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSz4aQmp6Wk

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

Dang Zavi, I'm not sure what get my motor running more, the fish photos or the girl. Sadly, I'm convinced it's the fish.

Laughs...

You don't need help...

Piscine or pussy photos desirability lines can be fluid at times.

They're interrelated in many ways & I certainly get hard at both pursuits...

She finds you. And something tells me she isn't going to be looking anytime soon.

Succinctly & intuitively put...

Though I did put some serious effort in until I found her.

From what I've been told last year's short window of open availability has closed.

[Boomer14]

Dang Zavi, I'm not sure what get my motor running more, the fish photos or the girl. Sadly, I'm convinced it's the fish.

[Rub101]

After finishing up Vancouver gig skipped Friday commute recon. I hate to since the more you're out the more pussy possibilities cross your windshield, yet Thursdays commute recon wasn't exactly inspiring & was heading home even earlier today. So with a Columbia salmon trip planned for Saturday did bait run instead then stayed in talking with Dania before going to bed early. Being as it'd been two weeks since we'd seen one another, plans were made for a Saturday overnight. As it turned out she was exhausted & begged off for the night. So a mutually agreed pivot to Sunday overnight. Slight groan...

Awake, bored & with margaritas made copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between +- 10:30>12:00.

An empty South until Harrison where I spotted a BSW duo. One thicker in heels & visible thong under translucent pantyhose. One younger skinny in shorts. Thought this was the mentor/mentee duo JeffAllStar reported but later when headed home saw another BSW duo that fit the description much better just South of Fancy House. Personally not interested but the young tiny mentee certainly looked pubescent & a danger to your freedom.

LowWider at the Walgreen hedges.

Sunny corner had a revolving gaggle of gash. Mostly the previously seen usual BSW though one long haired BSW in white dress was alright looking. Still a yawn from the drivers side yet curd displays was on the low side for the most part tonight...

For some diversity dot not feather ISW Amaya was around there too projecting her usual just sucked a lemon GPS vibes.

Baggers & La Parilla had enough walkers around so the circling McFlurriers were in somewhat constant rotations seeking their version of a happy meal...

The skinny BSW with the long blonde wig.

Keep up the good work!

[NachoCheese]

That girl is cute. How can I find her?

She finds you. And something tells me she isn't going to be looking anytime soon.

[Samadams17]

After finishing up Vancouver gig skipped Friday commute recon. I hate to since the more you're out the more pussy possibilities cross your windshield, yet Thursdays commute recon wasn't exactly inspiring & was heading home even earlier today. So with a Columbia salmon trip planned for Saturday did bait run instead then stayed in talking with Dania before going to bed early. Being as it'd been two weeks since we'd seen one another, plans were made for a Saturday overnight. As it turned out she was exhausted & begged off for the night. So a mutually agreed pivot to Sunday overnight. Slight groan...

Awake, bored & with margaritas made copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between +- 10:30>12:00.

An empty South until Harrison where I spotted a BSW duo. One thicker in heels & visible thong under translucent pantyhose. One younger skinny in shorts. Thought this was the mentor/mentee duo JeffAllStar reported but later when headed home saw another BSW duo that fit the description much better just South of Fancy House. Personally not interested but the young tiny mentee certainly looked pubescent & a danger to your freedom.

LowWider at the Walgreen hedges.

Sunny corner had a revolving gaggle of gash. Mostly the previously seen usual BSW though one long haired BSW in white dress was alright looking. Still a yawn from the drivers side yet curd displays was on the low side for the most part tonight...

For some diversity dot not feather ISW Amaya was around there too projecting her usual just sucked a lemon GPS vibes.

Baggers & La Parilla had enough walkers around so the circling McFlurriers were in somewhat constant rotations seeking their version of a happy meal...

The skinny BSW with the long blonde wig.

The younger slightly thicker LSW in same cabana wear influenced type of outfit.

An older 30's+ redhead in heels & black dress.Looked better in the dark. Meh...

Maybe the "belle of the blade" blonde & a couple others that didn't make into my notes all window talking at various times. None made much of an impression...

The thin & long haired WSW blonde seen lately was in a white catsuit & heels looking red lipped slutty. That all the above got picked up before her told me all I'd need to know...

Upper Sandy still fucking sucked...

Fremont had what I thought was WSW Angela heading East with face buried in phone. (FHT #2193). Think she dyed her hair red & either she's had the beginning of a baby bump or that Covid belly paunch has caught up her. Didn't find out...

One sloppy older PAWG brunette in ripped black nylons skirt & jean jacket above some black combat boots was cutting through the 76 station lot. Yeech....pig + lipstick.

Did some concentrated recon in Tori's known areas to no avail. I'm starting to come to the realization that daytime is the best time to spot her. Suspirations from the narrator.

Also for the ones clogging up my inbox about how to find her that second sentence is a clue...

One last loop to Grotto & back revealed at Failing a smoking WSW blonde with light blue tint gingerly heading downhill in 6" fuck me heels below white pantsuit with some weird cuff fringes. Though I knew better was hot enough to engage for a quick minute. Looped around & shouldn't have fucking bothered....

For brevity I'll give the Readers Digest version of our conversation:

Her: no, no, no & more no...

Me: no money...laughs...

Seen near Stark McFlurrie Sara #0.0 in chicken leg revealing short black skirt & heels. For once no hoe histrionics tonight aimed our direction as she was surrounded by several dudes. Some sort of pharmaceutical faction from the exchanges I witnessed.

On the subject of pharmacological phenomena the blonde criddler dude last seen bloodily smashing his face against Tri Met enclosure was violently herky jerky dancing near Arts Lofts. Fucking glad I was paying attention & slowed some as his sudden motion meth meltdowns in an instant propelled his spun ass into traffic lanes. Keep that shit up dude & you'll soon be a pedestrian death statistic. That criddler crazy dial that goes up to eleven.

Headed for the barn with one last sighting across from Fubon where one pudgy younger blonde WSW in black short & low cut top threw me some too desperate looks as she struggled with a suitcase & various bags. She wasn't all that awful in a burn up the avenue last ditch closing time google way, yet my inner tuning fork rang out in the possible 5150 frequency.

PPD SUV were somewhat visible. One parked the whole time I was out in the Fremont convenience store. At Sandy transit center Econo Lodge were a half dozen in lot. One near Stark was right behind me as he lit up lights & siren. Almost woke me up out my recon stupor.

At least the fishing was the exact opposite of the avenue today with limits for the boat. Three cookie cutter sockeyes headed for the smoker & one chinook. Also played two wild chinook to the net, before releasing, one that I bet would have topped 25lbs. Saw some furry beaver on the river too. Heh heh.

Recon Soundtrack: Ry Cooder "Prodigal Son" followed by another listen of Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Toast".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-esL4PRCir8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67hHvI37cM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krkdMTgTaIg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNr4VJ-QDwo

Sunday Afternoon:

With Dania confirming she'd "be off work at 5:00 & Monday to boot". The remainder of the weekend started to look brighter.

With the day & especially copilot calling for a hike we headed up to 1000 acres around 12:30. Coming home with my hormones in heightened state due to some nice civilian dog walkers scenery this afternoon. The exhausted damp copilot & I had enough time to hit an afternoon 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB look around 4:30.

Plus a rarely spotted frizzy haired 30's LSW in jeans flip flops & orangish tight tank top showing off a drooping yet serviceable braless look.

Could have sworn WSW Quasimodo was sitting on the steps at bookkeeping place just south of the arts loft. Her usually long hair was showing signs of a recent shorn & looked to be less than an inch long. Despite my time pressing limitations to get JCB way. I thought I'd throw her a few bucks & looped around block to crickets...

A few PPD SUV out & some Clackamas seen once I crossed the border.

Sunday afternoons used to be such a fertile time but this afternoon just cooled that notion & my ardor.

Though that ramped up as soon as I picked Dania & her fine looking form at work. A quick stop at her place for her necessities & extra clothes. Soon were sipping strawberry margaritas on the patio while resisting that mutual desire to just head to bed. Took our time to cook a couple nice dinners & watch a movie or two along with the usual fuckery festivities over the next thirty six or so hours. With her in a feral & filthy mood I tried to keep up with her as she drained my seven day backup. Dropped her off at work this morning & copilot & I headed to my days gig.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Fillmore West 12 April 1970.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xatc35f1QD4

Safe recons & life.

That girl is cute. How can I find her?

[ZaviJava]

After finishing up Vancouver gig skipped Friday commute recon. I hate to since the more you're out the more pussy possibilities cross your windshield, yet Thursdays commute recon wasn't exactly inspiring & was heading home even earlier today. So with a Columbia salmon trip planned for Saturday did bait run instead then stayed in talking with Dania before going to bed early. Being as it'd been two weeks since we'd seen one another, plans were made for a Saturday overnight. As it turned out she was exhausted & begged off for the night. So a mutually agreed pivot to Sunday overnight. Slight groan...

Awake, bored & with margaritas made copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between +- 10:30>12:00.

An empty South until Harrison where I spotted a BSW duo. One thicker in heels & visible thong under translucent pantyhose. One younger skinny in shorts. Thought this was the mentor/mentee duo JeffAllStar reported but later when headed home saw another BSW duo that fit the description much better just South of Fancy House. Personally not interested but the young tiny mentee certainly looked pubescent & a danger to your freedom.

LowWider at the Walgreen hedges.

Sunny corner had a revolving gaggle of gash. Mostly the previously seen usual BSW though one long haired BSW in white dress was alright looking. Still a yawn from the drivers side yet curd displays was on the low side for the most part tonight...

For some diversity dot not feather ISW Amaya was around there too projecting her usual just sucked a lemon GPS vibes.

Baggers & La Parilla had enough walkers around so the circling McFlurriers were in somewhat constant rotations seeking their version of a happy meal...

The skinny BSW with the long blonde wig.

The younger slightly thicker LSW in same cabana wear influenced type of outfit.

An older 30's+ redhead in heels & black dress.Looked better in the dark. Meh...

Maybe the "belle of the blade" blonde & a couple others that didn't make into my notes all window talking at various times. None made much of an impression...

The thin & long haired WSW blonde seen lately was in a white catsuit & heels looking red lipped slutty. That all the above got picked up before her told me all I'd need to know...

Upper Sandy still fucking sucked...

Fremont had what I thought was WSW Angela heading East with face buried in phone. (FHT #2193). Think she dyed her hair red & either she's had the beginning of a baby bump or that Covid belly paunch has caught up her. Didn't find out...

One sloppy older PAWG brunette in ripped black nylons skirt & jean jacket above some black combat boots was cutting through the 76 station lot. Yeech....pig + lipstick.

Did some concentrated recon in Tori's known areas to no avail. I'm starting to come to the realization that daytime is the best time to spot her. Suspirations from the narrator.

Also for the ones clogging up my inbox about how to find her that second sentence is a clue...

One last loop to Grotto & back revealed at Failing a smoking WSW blonde with light blue tint gingerly heading downhill in 6" fuck me heels below white pantsuit with some weird cuff fringes. Though I knew better was hot enough to engage for a quick minute. Looped around & shouldn't have fucking bothered....

For brevity I'll give the Readers Digest version of our conversation:

Her: no, no, no & more no...

Me: no money...laughs...

Seen near Stark McFlurrie Sara #0.0 in chicken leg revealing short black skirt & heels. For once no hoe histrionics tonight aimed our direction as she was surrounded by several dudes. Some sort of pharmaceutical faction from the exchanges I witnessed.

On the subject of pharmacological phenomena the blonde criddler dude last seen bloodily smashing his face against Tri Met enclosure was violently herky jerky dancing near Arts Lofts. Fucking glad I was paying attention & slowed some as his sudden motion meth meltdowns in an instant propelled his spun ass into traffic lanes. Keep that shit up dude & you'll soon be a pedestrian death statistic. That criddler crazy dial that goes up to eleven.

Headed for the barn with one last sighting across from Fubon where one pudgy younger blonde WSW in black short & low cut top threw me some too desperate looks as she struggled with a suitcase & various bags. She wasn't all that awful in a burn up the avenue last ditch closing time google way, yet my inner tuning fork rang out in the possible 5150 frequency.

PPD SUV were somewhat visible. One parked the whole time I was out in the Fremont convenience store. At Sandy transit center Econo Lodge were a half dozen in lot. One near Stark was right behind me as he lit up lights & siren. Almost woke me up out my recon stupor.

At least the fishing was the exact opposite of the avenue today with limits for the boat. Three cookie cutter sockeyes headed for the smoker & one chinook. Also played two wild chinook to the net, before releasing, one that I bet would have topped 25lbs. Saw some furry beaver on the river too. Heh heh.

Recon Soundtrack: Ry Cooder "Prodigal Son" followed by another listen of Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Toast".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-esL4PRCir8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67hHvI37cM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krkdMTgTaIg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNr4VJ-QDwo

Sunday Afternoon:

With Dania confirming she'd "be off work at 5:00 & Monday to boot". The remainder of the weekend started to look brighter.

With the day & especially copilot calling for a hike we headed up to 1000 acres around 12:30. Coming home with my hormones in heightened state due to some nice civilian dog walkers scenery this afternoon. The exhausted damp copilot & I had enough time to hit an afternoon 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB look around 4:30.

Plus a rarely spotted frizzy haired 30's LSW in jeans flip flops & orangish tight tank top showing off a drooping yet serviceable braless look.

Could have sworn WSW Quasimodo was sitting on the steps at bookkeeping place just south of the arts loft. Her usually long hair was showing signs of a recent shorn & looked to be less than an inch long. Despite my time pressing limitations to get JCB way. I thought I'd throw her a few bucks & looped around block to crickets...

A few PPD SUV out & some Clackamas seen once I crossed the border.

Sunday afternoons used to be such a fertile time but this afternoon just cooled that notion & my ardor.

Though that ramped up as soon as I picked Dania & her fine looking form at work. A quick stop at her place for her necessities & extra clothes. Soon were sipping strawberry margaritas on the patio while resisting that mutual desire to just head to bed. Took our time to cook a couple nice dinners & watch a movie or two along with the usual fuckery festivities over the next thirty six or so hours. With her in a feral & filthy mood I tried to keep up with her as she drained my seven day backup. Dropped her off at work this morning & copilot & I headed to my days gig.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Fillmore West 12 April 1970.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xatc35f1QD4

Safe recons & life.

[RammerRammer]

On the way to the Country Club I did multiple up and backs between 5 am and 730 am. Besides a two cast attempt at a Civie chick around Mill and a mis swoop of a thick LSW in a pastel dress around Taboo I didn't see much South to Mid Blade.

At Stark I saw WSW Lauren at the Chevron. Directly across the street I saw WSW Ziana, she was having a convo with herself, 5150.

Near Burnside I saw WSW Quality, in clothes that looked like she had been in them for a week was speedwalking and crying, like tears.

Between Glisan and Halsey I saw many Civie chicks that garnered a lot of attention.

Near Glenhaven I saw a WSW in a red dress criss crossing and window talking. Saw her later at 7-11. Arms were all bruised and she definitely is a Hype.

Nothing Sandy, there never is.

On the way back there was an Amazon BorWSW with a cowboy hat at Baggers. The smell of the GPS was thick with that one.

Spotted near Fremont was BSW Brandy and her Toad.

Caught a thick LSW name of Moisea or something like that, near the Art Lofts.

She agreed to BBBJ and she would catch it. BJ was good but when I popped she backed off it and jerked me dry. Total Re-Neg and the trauma of my seed spraying my shirt wouldve made every sock I've ever soiled facebalm in Cumstock heaven. Made her clean me up as I chastised her. Fucking bullshit.

[JeffAllStar]

Friday night between 11 - 12.

I haven't seen the strip this busy in some time. It seemed like each normal location was filled with at least 3 or 4. But as most of us have come to expect, nothing too wowing. Across from bagger's spot, was approached by a very friendly girl that was wearing essentially nothing but strings (this seemed to be the common outfit of the night for many), named Peach. I didn't even wave her over or anything, just sitting in the food establishments parking spots watching when she approached and asked for a QV for 2. . Yeah, NO. Then went on to tell me about where her place was, and some odd jokes, and that if I changed my mind I should swing by that area down the street to find her.

- Description of Peach: mixed, 20's, wearing pretty much nothing but strings, Ass girl if you like that, flat pancake boobs.

After this interaction I decided to continue on. Across from Sunny were the typical 3 or 4 usuals. Nothing to turn a head to. By the Asian club hangout near Sunny market were two, only 1 that kinda caught my interest. 1 was a little larger friend (black), I have seen her out before. Then her friend who was a in some short booty shorts (white girl), young 20's, but had that stuck up look and I think I have seen her somewhere before. I decided to continue on, not worth it to me.

Further South by Mc D's which had a line longer than I have ever seen, were two friends also wearing the attire of the night (strings). Clearly one was training the other. Trainer girl was a larger black girl (20's) that took the lead on all conversations and hopeful pickups, even though it seemed like most of the stoppers were trying to get to her friend the trainee. The trainee was a skinny, smaller black girl (small everything actually), looked like someone you would perhaps check I'd for. Her name was Ava and she said it was her 2nd week only. Wanted 140 for basic. I moved on.