Streetwalker Reports

[RammerRammer]

If they won't walk in, they want nothing less than $150 and their Toad is near.

And yes $40-$60 BBBJ is avaliable, just have to do the work, and understand that you will strike out more than you get a hit.

[Blee2433]

Was going around the route tuesday night and there were alot of bitches on the prowl. Saw this one hella fine latino / mixed lady dressed in a bikini made for a stripper LOL. Her figure was flawless. Not overweight. No scars. No belly cut for a child / flabby from pregnancy. She belonged in a strip club but was out on the prowl for dick LOL.
Going up and down 82nd a few times and halfway through saw her on the corner by subway and the HS park that has a skate park. Had to turn around and holler at her. Normally I would throw anything at her but wasnt feeling it. Was asking 1. 5 benjamins and I thought that was kinda steep for a BBBJ. Then she told me she doesn't do anything uncovered, not even a HJ uncovered so I had to let her go back to her post. Her face was definitely fuckable, but it was dark so that helped her. Alot of makeup on but good enough to bone and a face cute enough to ram roughly and make her mascara run. She was polite and kind, seemed clean and very fit. Wish she would do BBBJ tho.
Alot of bitches out that night, had a very large pick. found one and she was one of the better ones. finished and left home happy. Alot of the times its a hit or miss, but that night alot of hoes were out. mostly from the subway/hs with skate park till sandy on that stretch of 82nd. saw a few on the other end but the majority is by the mcdonalds on 82nd near sandy. they mostly have the same rates of 1.5 covered and a few of them are pretty good looking. i suspect a tyrone runs that group lol.

Random question, but I prefer BBBJ for a decent value at 40-60. Is that low, high, do most ladies even do BBBJ??

**This part is an alert tho. Very dangerous scam. Had a buddy that introduced me to this board have a very dangerous situation. He picked up 2 young BSW that made him bust and then they tried to steal his car. It involved gun, knife, taser, pepper spray, assault, and them dumb bitches still failed LOL.
He saw the really really young and short looking one this week. So be aware mongers. The very young looking short BSW he saw had blonde hair with pink accents. Lighter skin bsw and said she was really young, short, and good lookin. both punched him in the face, scratched, kicked, bite, after he gave them both gifts.
They travel as a pair and he said this weeks sighting the young lighter skin bsw had a chubby wsw chick with her.



***this is the hot lady i saw, NOT the crazy alert chick

[ZaviJava]

After Thursdays recon, inspiration was on the apathic end yet got some when Tori contacted me wanting to pay down some of the cash I'd fronted her a week or so ago. We agreed on some drinks, late dinner & overnight. The plan was to pick her up around 10:00+- in Montavilla.

Copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Grotto +- between 8:45>10:00.

First seen was Sarah #1.5 crossing Division clutching several bags overflowing with clothes.

Thought the recon could only ameliorate after that mildew laden sighting. Always end or start your recon with a laugh, doesn't matter which end as long as you can...

Next was at Salmon St. With WSW spinner "Angel" in cleavage manifesting spaghetti strap dress was getting out of car. Headed North with phone in her face. Later seen at Everett. Funny how the hottest spinner on 82nd elicits yawns...

For you budget minded readers Walgreen Hedges had LSW "Lowwider".

Sunny had a quartet of various inharmonious BSW. Continuing that music analogy all were out of tune. Some I'd seen before & one skinny short haired one looked new. Later all had been replaced by the fat assed meh fake redhead in same black outfit as Thursday.

A block or so from the States was a solo thicker BSW in modest shorts & heels yet still with all the eyelash & eyeliner drawn with a sharpie garnishments. At least she didn't throw an unwanted ghetto twerk my direction...

Carpet Store had what I assumed was a thinner SW in nothing but a long hoodie. She waved at us yet still undecided on ethnicity.

After a much appreciated night off at El Burrito Loco was again subjected to the perfume bomb BSW duo. The younger & skinny almost demure compared to her more porcine partner in tiny skirt with a hint of ass cheeks, bikini top & tall heels. Her bombastic larger twerking partner had that dump truck ass wholly blowing in the breeze & had stuffed her thunderous thighs in some too small white fishnet thigh highs. Way to rein in on my love of thigh highs Petunia.

Baggers had the previously spotted skinny younger BSW in black shorts & top. Still way too skinny for me nonetheless she is attractive in an Ethiopian famine construct.

La Parilla side had a couple...

WSW blonde "belle of the blade" & in my eyes finally living up to that moniker in a one piece pink dress with some modest cleavage.

A younger LSW in shorts & bandanna type top wasn't all that bad.

No stomach for upper Sandy tonight. 82nd was more than enough...

Unenthusiastically lurked about from Sandy to Stark one more lap or so with nothing new seen minus WSW bleached blond "Courtney" in black mini & strappy heels near Glenhaven window talking at park entrance.

Tori was almost on time smelling freshly washed hair excellent & pointed Southward to the barn.

Waiting at Powell light there was a just right smaller chest dirty blond twenties WSW in skintight red dress & sandals getting scooped after she made some furtive glances around. Not enough chest for me yet still she was cute as all fuck. Never seen her before.

Tonight it figured with one homeless harlot in the truck. I'd spot the dew rag thirties WSW blond "maybe we'll find each other when the time is right" coy harlot around Eastport in jean cutoffs & sandals. Sigh...

There wasn't really any visible PPD, marked or undercover when I was out.

Another fine & budget immoral overnight happened. I swear Tori could unwrap a Starburst with her mouth if she tried. After another sweet morning round & cooking her some breakfast brought her home a little after noon.

Skipped any Saturday recon & stayed in. Maybe an afternoon one today before picking up Dania at 6:00. For now a 1000 acres walk with the demanding copilot...

Recon Soundtrack: Tom Waits "Nighthawks at the Diner".

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...FvyDsw9rzXgMrm

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

Lunchtime:

Was out doing a workday materials errand when near Eastport center saw what I thought was "late twenties+- thin yet not too thin shoulder length light reddish tint haired WSW in stylish dew rag from" report #4663. Intercepted perfectly at Rhone & talked a bit. On closer inspection more likely thirties vs. Twenties & hair was more blond tonight. Still sporting a dew rag today above some flowered shorts. Still pretty fuckable though she was coy about that whole grey area & all that was offered was "maybe we'll find each other when the time is right" as she headed up Rhone.

As an aside:

The homeless tents down that area have evolved into a few homebuilt apocalyptical garden sheds as well. It's worse than Murder Street or Klickatat.

Went as far as Parkrose Hardware & back with not a sighting...

Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane "Coltrane Plays The Blues".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrcCDJrwMIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcexSplg1vs

Evening:

With Friday off the copilot & I headed out this semi muggy night JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:45>12:00.

Looked some around Eastport for the dew rag blond to no avail at both ends of my time out.

First seen was near Taboo where a solo skinny younger BSW in shorts & white hoodie covering her face trying to be unremarkable. She was succeeding...

Walgreen Hedges had an older & lean legged WSW brunette in jean shorts & matching jean jacket. She was doing some business from what I saw. Meh...

Sunny had a rotating cast...

Minus the fat assed meh redhead in black BMI was on the low side. One in an orange one piece bathing suit. Another in light colored onesie. Maybe the baby fatted redhead younger LSW in block window talking.

Across from Utopia one chunkier or sturdy BSW in tan onesie & heels. Not exactly awful. Yet...

WSW tiny spinner "Angel" was in rotation between Halsey oil change & Walgreen hedges all night in tiny black shorts & matching half shirt with a hint of underboob. As usual phone was in her face. What wasn't usual...she didn't have trailing contingent of cars vying for some of that overpriced fully covered experience.

Car Culture had a black cocktail dress & heel wearing thinner BSW with long raven hair. OK.

El Burrito Loco had a sturdier BSW in white mini & beige bikini top above silver heels. Compared to the usual perfume bomb one polluting the area last recon, she was a revelation.

La Parilla side empty tonight. Thought I spotted the loud mamasan patrolling the strip mall lot. Laughs...

Possibly why Bagger's had the bulk...

WSW blonde "belle of the blade". She'd disappeared on return trip.

A beauty queen waving younger & thinner BSW duo. Both meh...

Murder Street had yet another thin BSW in camouflage dress & heels.

Upper Sandy at 108th had a long legged WSW brunette in mini & black pumps. A closer look revealed her face had more mileage on it than your grandpas 71' Cadillac.

At the Fremont light some skinny methy looking criddler chucklefuck noticed the copilot & tried to sell me some mixed puppy for 50.00. Resisted my rising anger & outrage to get out of truck to bitchslap him & take away the poor puppy. Some nights the shit you see are just downright depressing...

Nothing else seen until Hong Phat where a younger blonde WSW in pink outfit was mid-block & was the only I seriously looped around for. Every time I thought I'd be able to catch her in suitable no eyes place she had doggedly returned to mid-block. Either too stupid or high to be picked up from my perspective. Some small sedan scooped her right in lot in front of parked private security car there on my last try.

Just South of Stark a tanned & busty blonde in black shorts & overflowing black bra was walking North. A little rough faced yet it was the time of recon for throwing a hail hoe Mary. Caught her perfectly at 81st & Stark to be pointedly ignored. Watch as she headed further down Stark to curbside tent community there. Oh well...

Last seen was Sarah #1.5 just South of Division in tent like black mu mu. Always a good to end the evening with a hearty laughs...

Some PPD SUV on Sandy. The silver undercover SUV was near the states. A mess of PPD at Stark for an accident between large truck & small car that closed the South lanes for bit. The smaller car had taken the brunt of encounter & PFD was prying driver's door open, then treating occupant as ambulance arrived.

With a clear shortage of viable WSW talent on the 304 industrial complex conveyer belt headed for the barn.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead May 8 1977 at Barton Hall, Cornell University. Set 2. I caught six of eight Bay area shows that year & a couple are in my top ten, but this is one I'm sorry I couldn't be at. There's a reason this show is in National Recording Registry of the Library of Congress. It fucking smokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrtkbEv4oFQ

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

Despite working today no commute recons when working South. So felt like going out this evening. Copilot & I headed JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 10:30>11:30+-.

Right out the gate 82nd from Cartlandia to Flavel was blocked by multiple PPD SUV & literally miles of crime scene tape. Backtracked & started my tour at Flavel. Later heard a criddler brandished a gun during an attempted warrant serve. PPD got a few missed rounds off & wanted then barricaded himself in local business until surrendering. That loony Lents neighborhood...

First seen was at Fubonn where a thinner WSW dirty blonde was heading North in black knee length dress & sandals. She walked in nicely right at Hermiston's favorite spot. Wasn't that bad looking twenties +- with nice shape & smaller chest. Limited options were offered & I detected some tsuris twat entitlement so I declined. She (forgot her name instantly) threw out something along the line of "I got what you want...last chance". Silently laughing replied "I have something that you want too". Bunching up her face in a grimace of utter disgust she sarcastically said "yeah what's that". I replied "money" as I drove away, flipped me off as I did. Silly hookers...I'm pretty sure this was the same one seen in Friday nights recon at Hong Fat lot...

Oregon had the wide & homely WSW half blue haired glasses wearing one. No 100 k ride car dates tonight from what I saw. Still SMH @ that earlier pickup...

As always Sunny had the usual herd of mixed or BSW including the meh fat assed fake redhead in ill fitting shorts. Balancing out that lopsided racial inequality was WSW "Horseface" in brightly colored tights & maroon top.

Walking external hemorrhoid WSW "Denthead" near the pet hospital.

Siskiyou to La Parilla side of avenue was busy...Baggers proper was empty all night...

The aforementioned perfume bomb BSW duo had taken over Siskiyou. Standing in the middle of road at times & just generally being obnoxiously obvious as all fuck all.

The younger & skinny one was in postage stamp sized silverish bikini & matching slippers.

The more forward & olfactory offensive larger one in what looked like a few yards of nothing but red ribbon & trussed up like a Christmas present you didn't want or ask for. Adding insult to injury she wildly twerked that appalling ass at me the couple times I passed & absolutely violating every proportional rule & perhaps some unknown ones to this WASP.

Another less SSBSW in black bathing suit type thong onesie with the middle black nylon at mid-block was at least just tending to business without all the 304 histrionics of the above red ribbon one...

What I think was WSW blonde "belle of the blade" hanging back some at Klickatat McFlurrie side. Don't really care...

A couple of various shapes younger BSW in the usual & varied adornments of the avenue. Yawn...

At Fremont light a skinny younger BSW crossed in what I thought were jean shorts but as she passed by truck realized they were transparent blue boy shorts. Appreciative of small asses that don't twerk at me but still too fucking skinny for me...

Got as far up Sandy upper as Parkrose Hardware before coming to my senses...

The Knolls Sandy driveway side had a blonde short hair mixed or BSW in tan onesie above matching 6' heels. Wasn't horrible yet jungle drums were absolutely absent...

As we passed Glenhaven spotted 30's +- LSW in low key black pants & shirt. Nicely proportioned & long wavy haired got a nice smile as I passed. Thinking tonight could be taco Tuesday looped around a tad too slowly to see her window talking at park driveway. Lurked around to see if work van guy sealed the deal. To my chagrin he did & with perfume bomb BSW throwing more ass twerks my direction & edging ever closer. Quickly headed South...

Between Utopia & Oregon a just short of sturdy light hued brunette WSW in shorts & belly shirt below baseball cap was hailing traffic. Looped around for her several times yet her crazy Ivan moves had me dizzy until I gave up...

In all those vertiginous maneuvers for the brunette ran into "Quality" (sic) in fuck me heels & multi colored mini looking hair products & lotion unctuous. No jet black hair tonight so either she invested in a black wig or she has a doppelganger walking. Shudders at both scenarios...

After that shitty sighting it was one of those nights where I futilely pondered to the copilot "remind me furface, why do I recon again". In lieu of an answer she burped & soon curled up asleep with passenger seat puppy dreams.

Wanting the same headed to barn & some sleep...

82nd at Flavel still closed & still swamped with PPD SUV & shooting investigation squad. Otherwise light PPB North.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead May 8 1977 at Cornell University. Set 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC4QWv3doDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV16Ysr03Vw

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

I'm here to help.

Laughs...

[MikePaw]

Funny as I awaited for the light to turn green Tillamook /82nd I got to see Zavi's Courtney sighting. My mind wanders when these lights take forever and remembered some words in his quote when he ran into her "juice and Mountain Dew vending machine" Would she be classified as code red, Baja blast, major melon LOL. I've seen her everyday in last week and every time I pass my mind thinks "oh there's Mountain Dew southern shock or Mountain Dew pitch black. Thanks Zavi for my new mind game LOL!

[RammerRammer]

You're not out of Love. I caught a thin BSW last night myself and this morning I caught an Urchin teetering on Walker. Both immaculate clean and about dick.

Have a good one.

[LoveSloppyLast]

Traversing the 82 stroll northbound Monday night, I pulled the trigger on a slender BSW in tight hot pants, tall shoes, and a tight top. I gave her a ride to her incall. My qv purchase was $. 5 for CBJ, cfs, and cdaty. No upsell attempt. No BB request, either. (See later).

Her full C's were very responsive; as she rode my face she asked me to suck on her clit through her condom. Equal rights, right? Strawberry flavor wasn't bad.

She was on point. Cute, very clean, quite adept at making my 7 decade unit functional long enough to make a puppy and fill the bag in the time allotted.

Said she was from California. Flat belly, slender legs, and the cutest ass I have ever held in my hands. Your basic nightmare (quote from When Harry Met Sally).

As a guest in Oregon from out of state, this was quite a fine welcome!

I had left the motel earlier with less cash and was approached by a BSW who asked for $ but I did not have it. I came back with more money, but did not see the original BSW; but I did ask for BBFS from a LSW and she politely said no after agreeing to a 30 minute $. 5 FS. That's cool. I was much happier with how it worked out. Hell, had I partaken in BB the qv would have been over before it started. I was far more attracted to the woman who shared her time with me.

[ZaviJava]

Turns out Dania had to work Sunday so a Sunday night overnight was on the schedule instead...sigh. Before picking her up at work did a quick task off 82nd. With some time to spare ran recon JCB>82nd>Grotto> JCB 4:45>5:45+-.

First seen was barely North of Fancy House. Long haired brunette early thirties brick shithouse sturdy yet proportionate sexy WSW or mixed Indian in white shorts & matching tight top showing some impressive chest puppies. Looped around to her walking in down block at Hawthorne for some newer truck. I love my current regulars tits yet do miss the retired MILF squirter's nice & fluffy DD set at times.

Sunny had younger baby fatted red haired LSW in grey shorts & blue bikini top.

Baggers had a couple...

A younger trim & sagging chest BSW in orange dress. Dark chocolate hued with carefully arranged Devils Tower like bouffant. Some jungle drums heard faintly but I got that Werewolves of London "hair was perfect" vibe...

One grisly younger WSW dirty blonde in blue strapless dress displaying some random chest tats along with her wide ass & pot belly. Blah...

La Parilla side also had a few...

One younger BSW in yellow onesie.

Plus a couple more BSW hanging back by the shade tree that I didn't get the best look at.

Near Murder Street saw a jet black hair WSW in ass showing black & white houndstooth mini & black cleavage heavy top above ankle boots. A quick burst of dick singing until I saw face & was 99.9% certain this was "Quality" (sic) with dye job. Fortunately she'd vanished on my return five minutes later. Cue that loud record scratch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHooTszyW4

Giving me a wave as she came out of the States was WSW bleached blonde "Courtney" in heels below red shorts & white top. Daylight really is not her friend...

Across from Quasimodo's old spot a late twenties+- thin yet too thin shoulder length light reddish tint haired WSW in stylish dew rag gave me wave. Perky sized chest in jeans & grey top above grey ankle boots. Traffic intervened & had to turn at Foster to loop around only to see her getting scooped in Harbor Freight driveway. Never seen her before & I would very much like to again...

Might have been a Flavel fuglie out but I was still suffering some starry eyed infatuation & lack of blood actually reaching my brain after the dew ragged one.

Happy to see that Sunday afternoons have picked up some...

Hardly payed any mind to PPD SUV or Clackamas I did spot...

Picked up Dania at 6:00 looking good in a sleeveless black shift & sandals. As we headed to her place for her overnight stuff she was already pulling her bra off saying "enough of this". LOL. At my place never even got to drinks. Straight into assault with a friendly weapon before some broiled salmon & margaritas along with a movie & second round before turning in.

Brought her to work at 9:45 & I headed for the same...

Recon Soundtrack: Bob Dylan "Highway 61 Revisited".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PP2MjP84Gw

Safe recons & life.

[Amp Guide]

Whats up with the 3 skinny girls White ones at the old Pawn shop corner across from the closed Sunny mart. They did not look too bad. I sadly did not have time to swing around the block. Fucking flat tire and needed to get the hell out of the area before it went down late. Anyway. I might have to check out that area again.

This was around 10 pm.

[Smith1968]

HID = High Intensity Discharge headlights.

Usually exacerbated by truck on tall wheels & for shit headlight alignment that blinds you.

Loud exhaust four bangers I call "chode whistles".

Much more annoying since you can't escape the sound.

I dropped Chode Whistle on the boat today in regards to a wake board boat and everyone understood.

[ZaviJava]

Does the occasionally jealous & bitchy copilot count?

[Strecther1]

You have a wife?

His fishing budy does.

[Zippy69]

You have a wife?