Streetwalker Reports

[Amp Guide]

Its both the girls and guys risk when picking up a girl. While most are nice. Considerate as we are. But you never know the mental state of the girl. Looks can be decieving. As such. Keep a spare key somewhere she cannot find it. In the past. A girl would demand money by grabbing your key and taking off or getting out. Not a fun situation. Use only the one key in the ignition. Or a press button style. Have nothing in the car for her to take. And you can check if she left any suprizes behind. Nothing worse than getting pulled over or checked and she says. Here hide this.

Just use the bigger head. Use your senses. If it feels bad. It likely is. The girls also take risk getting in an unknown. Who knows how big of knife she has or pepper spray. ? or is working with a partner to take you down. I am many times too trusting and believe in people. If I get burned. Oh well. Its only money. I can make more to play the next day. Kind of like Vegas. Always something better the next block down.

[RammerRammer]

Right from their mouths, literally everyone of the Walkers that are quoting rates at the window, asking for $150 donations and desired pickup (won't walk in) directly on the Blade are from Seattle.

Backstory, I'm up financially right now (this will make sense in a minute). So what I've been doing is picking them up, letting them spit their rate bullshit, getting them in the car and then backing out, not without tipping them out and dropping off. In the car I'm doing my part to scold them about quoting rates at the window, sharing what the accepted rates are down South way and encouraging walk ins. Almost every time they say they get higher rates North, window quotes and no walk ins.

Here's where our equity, or power is. Almost everyone of them mentions Aurora stings, how they can't get Hotel rooms and how easy and more lucrative it is down here.

Get into action, or quit complaining about rates. Do not pander to these Hoes. Be firm with accepted rates. You should not pay more than $100 for a car date. As hard up as you may be, don't do it, live to fight another day. If they quote at the window, scold them. Reject these rates or shut the fuck up about them.

Your dude over here, never pays more than $100 and I've fucked nearly everyone of the Seattle chicks. You all are getting hosed and ruining it for the rest of us. Do your part.

[Cdude2]

I use to travel North for business 15-20 years ago. I caught licks in Kent, South Tacoma, Tukwila and the most productive area for me was the area between the Casino (what is that Shoreline?) and Lynnwood. Righteous PTer WSWs the lot of them. Don't care for that area though, the pickups all have too many eyes, I'm discreet AF for pickup.

I used to know a couple girls between Shoreline and Lynnwood. One was really reliable. Knew her for a few years, but she retired years ago now. In the day I had great luck in Everett. And years ago Ponders in Lakewood and Tillicum were great places to find someone. Those days seem long gone now.

I have had little luck in the past few years.

[Cdude2]

Just reading StreetTroller's reports would make you think twice about making the drive.

Was sorry to see he was banned or retired...

Yes, he was the Zavi of Seattle. The scene up there is totally different, although Peaches sounds like a similar GPS walker.

[Amp Guide]

Thought I saw a nice good working girl on stark in the 138th area rats 82nd and sandy was dead kind of strange as it is not hot or cold. A couple of LE out and the black ford unmarked but not hidden was jacking someone up on sandy near the Pho place at about 1030 last night. Was hoping someone would be out. What other areas are any good in Portland. Anyone had any luck on other areas MLK downtown. Seems that there has to be somewhere else besides 82nd where one can get lucky.

[MikePaw]

Damn Jeff. $250 for half hour with some Peaches. That's crazy. I encountered her last week when I was fueling up the truck. She claimed that for $300 she would be the best I ever had. Of course I laughed and balked at that claim. After reading your encounter I was right LOL. Sorry for your experience. But yeah she is pretty hot.

[ZaviJava]

Before anyone makes a run to Seattle read the Seattle Streetwalker thread for a few screens.

Just reading StreetTroller's reports would make you think twice about making the drive.

Was sorry to see he was banned or retired...

[ZaviJava]

Somewhat stultified about the avenues offerings last few outings. Yes even despite Bebe (report #4703) last weekend, my inspiration has been low. So took a bachelor break for a few days from it all. Worked on an estimate for one of my coast clients, started some tentative Bay Area road trip plans with Merry centered around Hardly Strictly Bluegrass in early October, garden harvesting & other time consuming life shit.

With a bank deposit & some bills needing to be mailed. The copilot & I rolled out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:00>10:45.

Did some South searching for the dew rag wearing WSW I dropped the ball on earlier. Pointless circling until the copilot complained she was dizzy.

Did same for the blond criddler Margot Robbie type seen just North of Stark. Did spot her in grey bike shorts near some of the tent encampments. Again not the best front view as she was with a group of tent dwellers. That ass view made me loop around a few more times hoping she'd move or at the least turn around. On my third loop around area some skinny criddler dude with a plastic gas can just about dived can first through the passenger window "can you get me some gas". WTF...you idiot. I don't know who was more fucking surprised. The copilot half asleep in passenger seat or the idiot when her 65 pounds sprang all jack in the box like. Criddler dude jumped back as I yelled at him it was an effective way to hurt even with my five MPH speed. Nonplussed..."just thought you'd give me some gas" was his reply. "Give you some gas? Are you fucking delusional? Rhetorical question I know. Chastised gas fool slinked off back to curb & hood open truck. Should have just said "wait a bit & my furry passenger would surely help out with some"...

At Walgreen hedges busty WSW "Angel" in backless animal print top & grey shorts. Got scooped by some luxury SUV & never seen again. Always nice to look at but still yawn invoking...

Also a thick plain faced BSW in black shorts & top at Couch. Meh...

Sunny had a duo of BSW...

One thicker in white top & shorts. Yet another thick one in the same ensemble but black. All had been seen before...

High school park had a sturdier WSW blonde with pigtails in jeans & jacket. Low key except for her obvious waving. I'm still not looping around if their ass looks larger than mine...

Siskiyou light had another duo...

A sturdy ASW or blasian type busty bleached blonde in jean shorts & white top. Upper chest & shoulder tats to go along with some over the top eyelashes.

Her BSW partner BSW was in weird wrapped one piece white outfit. The lower part outfit of that had all the charm of adult diapers.

The ASW one was quite popular. The Depends wearing one not so much & had migrated South to Car Culture.

Baggers had a few...

Thicker WSW youngish brunette in black dress window talking & hopping in before I got a good look at her.

A short & stout WSW duo weren't getting much if any interest. One with lumpy tattooed thunder thighs. Yeah, that's appealing & was first real cottage cheese of the night seen. Later seen lumbering back to tree named hotel.

La Parilla also had some...

Thinner & young BSW in yoga pants, belly shirt & light jacket above sandals. No jungle drums heard but she did have a nice smile when she threw out a $150.00 quote my way.

One sturdier jean shorts wearing dish watery blonde BSW. Wasn't terrible yet she'd done some work on those shorts with her Bedazzler...

The hyperactive strip mall mamasan was out blocking off the middle driveway with carefully spaced orange construction cones. Laughs...

She reminds me of my bitchy San Francisco Asian neighbor in late eighties who would try to save street parking for her dozen+ family members with cones. I was seeing & semi shacked up with a stewardess for one Winter in the Haight & we had off street parking for two yet I'd been storing my nicer car in her garage & she took the other. So, I'd just crush or park over those cones with my beater '58 GMC 100 work truck. Then I'd encourage one of the first copilots to use them as a chew toys. The long forgotten memories a coma inducing recon can brings out to front of your mind...

Mamasan also shooed away long haired BSW in gold lame bikini under an open light sweater & heels who ventured too close to that area. The BSW was fine & ran across 82nd to instantly window talk across street. She also knew she was fine. I got that high dollar low value vacuous stare from her later when talking a short minute talking. I swear as she repeatedly shook her head at me heard rattling pebbles. Perhaps that sound was from my head for even bothering to stop when I was fairly sure of the outcome...

Just South of Fremont was the only one I seriously tried for all night. Red lipped raven haired pale WSW in flawlessly tight blue shorts & maroon hoodie below black ankle boots. Missed her at Fremont proper & was so enamored of that cute ass & legs perfection even ventured down Murder St. to try again. To nothing...a sigh from my fuck parts especially since she never reappeared. On the plus side the tents have dwindled to just a few on one side of the street compared to before.

Madison had the creepy BSW & equally creepy other BSW. I must be getting acclimated to her creepiness as I hardly accelerated away.

Failing had an older sturdy WSW long haired brunette in green patterned dress & heels. Close up she was sporting an overbite along with double chin. Yeech...

On return to 82nd some punter overlooked that overbite & grabbed her right in Madison lot.

Thinking why not, it can't get worse. Headed Sandy upper direction. It didn't mainly because of its emptiness of all except PPD SUV.

On the way back across from Sandy side Knolls driveway a sturdy long tressed bleached blond younger WSW in heels, yellowish knee length dress with elbow length matching gloves tried to wave me down. Can only guess she was going for that most glamorous dishwasher slutty vibe...

Not much already spotted seen except...

WSW blond "belle of the blade" had punched in at La Parilla. Yawn...

At Siskiyou light the perfume bomb BSW duo had come out in color coordinated in black outfits. The younger one in transparent showing her small boobs again on El Burrito Loco side.

The Velveeta ass & thighed one as usual highlighting her lumpy thighs & ass thoroughly assaulting all my senses was at Subway side crosswalk. She yelled out something along the lines of "honey you want all 150 lbs of this sweet loving". Already overwhelmed by the perfume fumes wafting into truck I couldn't even render a response. Though I did think later if you apply that old timer Salmon weight formula to her (length x girth x girth divided by 740 = weight) just her ass & thighs would easily clear 150 lbs. More laughs...

Four or five more straying from the herd BSW from Klickatat>Sunny. All unremarkable. A couple I don't recall seeing before.

Last seen was an extremely red faced or sunburnt waddler WSW "Denthead" in pink ill fitting onesie.

After that headed for the barn with that Hunter S. Thompson quote in my head. "buy the ticket take the ride" seemed more than apropos for the evening.

A few PPD SUV spread out from South North. The black undercover SUV was in car lot at Luther.

Recon Soundtrack: Little Feat Civic Auditorium Santa Monica 20 March 1973. My first Little Feat bootleg AKA "Aurora Backseat" from years ago & was upgraded no too long ago. Followed by Dave Alvin "King of California".

https://archive.org/details/lf1973-0...3-20s1t08.flac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1IBAFfakVU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gmd5BFNnxQ

Safe recons & life.

[RammerRammer]

I use to travel North for business 15-20 years ago. I caught licks in Kent, South Tacoma, Tukwila and the most productive area for me was the area between the Casino (what is that Shoreline?) and Lynnwood. Righteous PTer WSWs the lot of them. Don't care for that area though, the pickups all have too many eyes, I'm discreet AF for pickup.

Today I caught a WSW Courtney. Wanted Aurora type money. Talked her down off her GPS cumulus cloud and dropped a Peter North sized load in her throat. Off to my tee time 1130 am.

[Cdude2]

The stretch of aurora ave you mention is quite the sight if you haven't seen it, been kinda interesting at times there. Been there, seen it, can be great and bad be good about judging character and attitude and its really good. Plenty of bs there also.

Before anyone makes a run to Seattle read the Seattle Streetwalker thread for a few screens. Those girls have massive GPS. They want to go to their room. High rates and under performance. Most guys on the board are just not picking up anymore. A common thing is to ask if the girls are from California and if the girl says yes, the monger drives off. The out of towners (all the dressed up, and make up uped girls you see in those videos). I have not picked up in Seattle in years, although I will cruise through once every few months. Girls can be seen anytime of day or night, but of course there are prime times.

I would rather travel down your way than spend time in Seattle. It has been very quiet in Washington, it used to be a lot of action in Tacoma to Everett. Not so much since COVID hit.

[BBHunter425]

Much appreciated RR on the clarification and reporting. Very glad to see you & your cranium survived!

Stay safe & happy hunting.

BBHunter.

Totally normal, giggly chick, witty, like your Buddy's cute Sister.

I can only speculate her No's. I wasn't there for BB, never inquired about Greek, and I wasn't feeling kissing and shit. Daty was spectacular, no smell at all, well maintained and like I mentioned, a really small pussy.

Happened into BB, because the bag busted and she had no more supplies. We just continued, so no upsell for me (sorry my post is a tad misleading). As I blew in her she told me it's $100 extra for BB. I wasn't there initially for bare, so it was CBJ. You would have to inquire about BBBJ and BBFS. Pretty cool chick really, absolutely normal. One other thing, I couldn't tell if she enjoyed herself, only glimpse was a jujitsu leg choke on my cranium when I ate her out and hooked her g-spot. So I wonder if others would find her mechanical.

[NoFearToTry]

Not sure how many of us watch TicTok. But yesterday. The video which can be found by searching glbynb #wlgglb It was very interesting. The hookers lined up like in mexico or other 3rd world cities. This was near the Siam bistro in seattle About the area of 132nd and Aurora ave. The vidoes who plenty of FINE girls. Broad daylight skinny attire. WOW might have to take a trip up there. THere is a Lowes and Firestone and Les schwab in the area and are in the video. But the guy drives slowly by all these girls working it hard.

Anyone else see that.

The stretch of aurora ave you mention is quite the sight if you haven't seen it, been kinda interesting at times there. Been there, seen it, can be great and bad be good about judging character and attitude and its really good. Plenty of bs there also.

[JeffWheeler]

Hey guys it's my first time in Portland. I did the loop a couple times tonight and learned that the ladies literally come out of the woodwork at 7 pm. It's crazy. I also had a weird experience. I saw a girl "peaches" on one of my loops. I see her again and there is a cop right in front of me. Perfect I go 2 blocks and circle back to make the scoop. She gets in and starts haggling to get me to her room. We finally settled on 250 for half an hour at my hotel. She was super hot. All tatted up skinny white girl. Anyways she's intelligent and knows a lot about cars so the ride to my hotel and back was actually really pleasant. That's where the good aspects end. The performance was lackluster but by far not the worst I have ever had. It was the standard "why aren't you had yet" CBJ followed by no kissing no eye contact no real body contact sex. In conclusion if you want good conversation and a very transactional experience the pick her up. If you are like me and would much rather the woman at least pretend to like it then maybe pass on this one. I really only wanted some SW level BBBJ you have weird hookers here in Portland.

Jeff.

[Hacker1843]

Not sure how many of us watch TicTok. But yesterday. The video which can be found by searching glbynb #wlgglb It was very interesting. The hookers lined up like in mexico or other 3rd world cities. This was near the Siam bistro in seattle About the area of 132nd and Aurora ave. The vidoes who plenty of FINE girls. Broad daylight skinny attire. WOW might have to take a trip up there. THere is a Lowes and Firestone and Les schwab in the area and are in the video. But the guy drives slowly by all these girls working it hard.

Anyone else see that.

Ya saw that too. Might make a trip too if I knew exactly where it was. LOL.

[ZaviJava]

Get off the dialup your Mom needs to make a call...