Streetwalker Reports

[RammerRammer]

Spent some time on the Rip Wednesday night into Thursday early, early AM.

South was empty, only action were Criddlers doing their Criddler shit, stealing bikes, smoking pills, walking in the road. Total hate.

Circled around Foster on one White chick, she turned out to be a Civilian going about her life.

Up and back for hours, only reports or sightings have been reported on ad nauseum.

Thick Mama sister with the Lady of Rage Afropuffs was planted at the Art Lofts most of the night.

Red hair BSW was working it from the Art Lofts to Fremont, saw her all night.

Morbid curiosity had me swing to Upper Sandy. Depressing shit. Saw SmokingHotMilf waddling her way to the Plugs camper. Did swing around on what I thought was a petite LSW. Turned out to be a fucking He / She.

The finest two I saw all night were between Mill and Woodward.

Both were in their best Hooker ware, both with umbrellas.

First one was a popular Listcrawler, Fremont BSW. Guaranteed 150 $ lame fuck that I have no desire to even haggle with. Chick hates me, doesn't even acknowledge my two Rigs.

Second and the one I pressed was the thick Russian WSW. Saw her posted at the Fubonn bus stop. I've dated her before, asks for a grip, but can be talked down. I think the last time I dated her the ask was 100 $. Got 1 /2 & 1 / 2 for 65 $.

Got her attention, got her to cross the street and I almost got her in the Rig. Unfortunately I was cockblocked by a Toad that flipped a hard u - turn and parked directly in front of me.

To the dismay of the Walker I left the scene. As I left I saw her flip the dude off for fucking with her money.

Here's the important part. As I left I could smell weed and see dude hitting the Blunt. What I noticed right after the hasty you-turn was a headlight out, add driving while Black, 3:30 am and the lack of discretion, what a fool. So many fuck ups. So fucking rookie. Please don't be like that guy. My experience tells me this was a Mongerer, not her pimpin' pimpin' POS Toad. That and the Bird she gave him.

I'm so comfortable passing on chicks knowing that I might be fucking myself over for future endeavors. Live to fight another day, get to the next tee box, two casts- 3 steps, cast into the next riffle.

[ZaviJava]

This blonde is quite the treat. She is probably one of the hottest WSW's I have seen all year. !! Just wish I could find a girl like this in SD.

Though she is a fun fuck, I wouldn't go as far "hottest WSW I've seen all year".

You must have missed her, told me she came up this Summer from your neck of the woods.

[MongerSeeker]

This blonde is quite the treat. She is probably one of the hottest WSW's I have seen all year. !! Just wish I could find a girl like this in SD.

More photos.

[ZaviJava]

Like a fat escort who only only posts photos taken from above, its all camera angles smoke & mirrors.

They say the camera adds ten pounds so maybe that concurrently works on dick size.

The only thing "big" in my photos is my burgeoning beer belly.

Thanks for a much needed laugh today & the compliment (I guess)...

[DirtyFuk]

I want to thank him for posting all the great wanking material.

I wish I could focus and keep videos and pics of my playtime.

Unfortunately I can't and in addition I don't have a big cock like ZaviJava.

Thanks brother!

[ZaviJava]

More photos.

[ZaviJava]

Thursday Commute Recon:

My westerly work commute this week curtailed any recons. Along with the shallow slutty stimulus seen out recently, my inspiration & sperm count was low after Thanksgivings long weekend. These recent recon's where I spend an hour arguing with myself about just how low my standards would go are tiring...

So when Claire texted me for the 4th or 5th time this week instead of ignoring her messages in response to her ghosting me a couple weeks ago. Texted back "only if you actually show up". Promising, "she would be there", plans were made to meet up near Eastgate carts at 5:00. With Friday off due to circumstances beyond my control other trades scheduling. Leaving work around 3:30 the copilot & I were turning on to 82nd around 4:00. With time to spare Powell>82nd>Parkrose Hardware>JCB was the route today.

At Hermiston's favorite truck store an alright yet nothing too spectacular looking spinner WSW brunette in jeans & hoodie was engaging some of us idling commuters. After not getting what she wanted from a few worked her way South she moved up block Clinton & threw us a look & wave then sat on curb cross legged as I eased past. Looped around & talked for a quick second as she chain smoked cigarettes. She was fuckable for the 80.00 quote she threw at me. My spidey senses thought more than a little spun & confirmed as she knocked her ashes into her crotch. Using her uterus as an ashtray was offputting. Also crazy eyes...

Nothing until just past Sunny at Hassalo where a slutty faced sturdy yet perfectly proportionate long haired WSW redhead in black jacket & skirt above black boots caused my abandoned search for a real redhead to awaken. Went around block to see that she'd attracted a symphony of some honking their horns at her. SMDHS. At least four or five backed up on Hassalo jockeying for her to finally walk in some as she appeared overwhelmed at the attention. Me? Despite my fuck parts screaming "ginger gash" I opted out of that daylight cuck clusterfuck" & I headed north.

Baggers Bench had a somewhat plain younger LSW. A tad regordeta in black tights & jacket. Went down Klickitat for a 2nd look only to run into Bagger herself reclining on 81st with clouds of smoke rising from her head & hair. Since nothing surprises me when it comes to Bagger, I thought she'd somehow lit herself on fire until I saw the vape pen. Laughs.

The LSW I turned for was getting into some truck as I came down Klickatat.

Headed to Parkrose Hardware for some quick replenishment of work related shit for upcoming week. Passed on Upper Sandy beyond that...

More black tights on way back at Namaste driveway a tall raven haired WSW was window talking displaying a nice ass above her matching ankle boots. Missed my photo op so went around to see if I could catch her without her maybe customer in photo...

Walking at Prescott light a young very cute WSW blonde in black nylons, shorts & jacket was accessorizing with cat ear headpiece & matching mask. Somewhat flustered at her masked beauty & momentarily clumsier than usual, I fumbled for a picture as she crossed. As I took her in realized I'd engaged her before months ago when she rudely informed me "I don't fuck older men". Laughs sadly...Haven't seen her walking much since that day I nicknamed "Bitchy Blonde". Still...watching that ass wiggle away from me as she walked North did warm my aging bones...

The raven haired one at Namaste driveway must have made deal as she was gone.

One older& shorter WSW brunette all in black at Murder street was putting out some MILFY type vibes.

One last WSW seen near Flavel & unbelievably the only cottage cheesed or BMI inappropriate ass seen in my hour out. Mark this date for its unmitigated uniqueness...

Finding & picking up my nights amusement at Eastgate carts was easy this time as she was wearing my ex's unique color fleece jacket I gifted her last time I saw her. Looking very low key due to all her clothing layers. With some drinks, a fire started & with house warming nicely. We took bath for us both & after cleaning us both up finally made it under the covers after some soapy fingerbanging of both her holes. Soon with legs wrapped around me was emptying my five day backup of dead swimmers deep into her warm soft fuzziness.

Threw together some leftovers & after a movie was soon face first between her legs. After a few loud & filthy percolations on her end, soon she flipped around into some 69 & ground that pussy all over my face while simultaneously working on her head game. Soon into RCG as she eased me into that tight backdoor & proceeded to ride me like a demented slutty bull rider. She completely popped me in & out so many times soon drained the remainder of my seed deep in that tush.

Let her spend the night & awakened with morning winter wood. After some sloppy morning BBBJ/DATY with some endurance pounded that still pre-lubed & salty slippery gash one last time before dropping her off early afternoon near where I picked her up with my DNA in her tightest orifices. With some sudden magnanimous holiday spirit, instead of lowballing her gave a decent amount (though 40% lower than last time) . Yeah...I'm a softie yet she fucked me much harder this time around.

Can't remember if I saw any PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Lucinda Williams "Down Where The Spirit Meets The Bone".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lJcn2e2XA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG6...-WI_0&index=11

Stayed in Friday night. Caught up on my bibliophile leanings along with some Netflix...

Saturday Night:

Since Merry's not having many if any of the usual nights off during the holidays not seen as much of her. Mentioned during one of our phone call catch-up chats this past week & she promised for a Saturday overnight but had to be at work Sunday at 4:00. Not wanting to bug her got busy with house & leaf clean up Saturday.

Was thinking of an afternoon nap yet some desperately needed grocery shopping needed to be done first. Copilot & I headed out around dark for the above & threw in a JCB>82nd>Grotto look until about 5:45+-.

Nothing seen until Sunny where a nice looking WSW brunette in short jacket above tight as fuck grey shorts & tan over the led knee fuck me boots was lurking. She was bucking the trend of bare skin with those pussy print revealing shorts. My photos don't do her justice. Also praise for what I'm sure had to be a chill wind blowing through her empire with those diminutive shorts...

La Parilla had a trio...

The one in red pants was a brunette spinner WSW or LSW with young & cute faced look.

Her WSW brunette friend in short skirt & ankle boots wasn't as cute yet not that terrible.

The third mixed or BSW hanging in far right of picture was the worst of them.

Namaste had yet another mixed trio.

A couple of younger WSW who weren't all that terrible as long they stayed in the shadows.

A chubby BSW who you definitely preferred to stay in the shadows.

Got the text I was wanting & decided to see if I could sneak in a short nap before picking up Merry at 11:00.

Headed for the barn with nothing else seen minus the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW in road cone orange jacket above matching sneakers @ Sunny...

Saw a few PPD SUV but none seen North of Glisan.

Skipped any later recon later in the night before picking up Merry at 11:00.

Too short of a date yet still a nice way to end a weekend. Dropped her off downtown around 3:30.

Skipped any Sunday recons on the way home for all the obvious reasons.

Recon Soundtrack Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks # 22" Kings Beach Bowl, Lake Tahoe 23rd 24th August 1968.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I7caUs88t4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgFwjfWCeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7aGkrFpQg

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

The more interesting photos of the weekend...

[ZaviJava]

Wednesday Night:

With plans made for picking up Dania from work at 6:00 for an extended holiday. I was running late all damn day. After fronting Tori some cash for her Thanksgiving & a future date or two. Then got further delayed with dropping some materials off along with customer pre-job meeting in the SW & as a result was fucking late to pick her up. No time to check out the avenue except a quick look to Burnside>Sunnyside way on way home from over the rivers...

Only seen was near Hawthorne where a trim WSW in white tights & matching fur trimmed jacket above white ankle boots was obviously walking in for waiting monger at the Fancy House lights. In my horny haste to be on time South, not the best look at her...

One of the usual Flavel fuglies ended my truncated recon...

Quiet night in with roaring fire, some snacks & a Netflix show she wanted to see before we retired to bed where she drained me of my backup.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "Walk On".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_HPqaVrCDc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw2x8VBtuWM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uq5CQG3ZBI

Since this was the first time Dania was around for this particular holiday. I warned her of the no turkey & she was fine with Dungeness crab along with sourdough bread & spinach salad for dinner.

I'm not much of a fan of turkey day meal traditions yet one Thanksgiving tradition I do keep celebrate is one my Mom followed religiously. We'd always take the dogs for a long walk either before or after dinner. I inherited her ritual habit over the years since her passing. I warned that some warm hiking clothes along with her other overnight accoutrements would be needed since a good part of the day also would be continuing that tradition.

Thanksgiving Afternoon:

After a Patron bloody Mary's breakfast that slowed our morning momentum some finally got in a grey hike. On the way home snuck in a 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB around 4:00+- with both copilot along with Dan struggling to stay awake.

First seen was the thinner red wigged BSW in black tights & boots at the Knolls Sandy driveway. Those tights were spray painted on form yummy fitting to say the least. Had more camel toe than Saudi Arabia. I'm sure she was the go-go booted fishnets & black thong BSW seen last Sunday.

Sunny had the" boobs or belly" BSW seen Sunday again in those road cone orange pants. My repulsion was exacerbated greatly in the better light...

Otherwise empty to JCB...

No PPD SUV seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "Kind of Blue".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B7ZWDaKECI

Friday Night:

With the rain coming steady, the only 82nd seen was between my place & Dania's work place. Besides, I figured it'd be another of those "camel's nose is already under the tent" sort of recon.

Saturday Night:

Before picking up my nights target at work. The copilot & I made some time for a JCB>82nd>Sandy>Parkrose Hardware 5:00>6:00+-. For what little it's worth, the avenue was surely more active this dry evening.

First seen was near Harrison where the WSW seen at Fancy House Wednesday evening was again out in white jacket above matching tights & white ankle boots. With time tonight looped around for a better look. Her frame is trim yet the face was hella' janky looking...

Oregon had a dirty blonde PAWG lurking in the shadows there. I looped around for no reason carnal only to be pleasantly surprised at a very cute face above that wide body. Nice blue eyed white girl with DSL highlighted by pink gloss that I've never seen before. She likely was a dime 100 lbs. ago. Forward & friendly she quoted me 150.00 for a date from the curb.

Sunny had the fat assed meh mixed or BSW fake redhead in road cone orange jacket. Ten minutes later she'd tubby teleported her fat ass to 86th & Sandy pot shop. Yawns...

Mamasan's cone alley had GPS laden & thick "Malay Boolay" in shorts & short jacket below her latest stupid cat ear headpiece. She saw me & smiled widely until she recognized my ride. Turned her pompous pussy smile upside down really fucking quickly. Laughs...

Siskiyou East Shadows had the "Powell PAWG" channeling Lexi in minuscule animal print mini dress showing some ass cheeks & hole above black ankle boots. Tonight she'd reverted back to blonde (I can't keep up with her every other day hair color changes).

Bagger's had a BMI appropriate mixed or BSW in orange hoodie & color coordinated patterned sweats. What the fuck is up with road cone orange colors so many BSW seem to favor? To lure a circulating McFlurrier she had opened her hoodie earlier to show her seemingly concave flat chest & belly shirt.

La Parilla was vacant...

Empty to Parkrose Hardware & back to Sandy/82nd light where an alright looking thin brunette WSW in black coat & mini above white ankle boots was having a come to Jesus moment with her handler. As they passed & walked up Sandy hill South I could make out her screaming "100 feet behind me motherfucker". Laughs as Lyle obeyed...

Headed South with nothing except previously seen spotted.

Until right before the Dar Ron where a sturdy & busty WSW brunette in blue track was looking at all. She opened her jacket as I slowed to show me a nice gravity resistant pair. She wasn't all that bad or one of the usual dirt dragger boobs fuglies seen in that area. The South does have some life at times.

Picked my intended up & continued our ongoing salacious study of one another until early Sunday. I dropped her off this morning at work.

Feeling lazy I kept the video going while out to not much except color for the above.

Can't recall seeing any PPD SUV...

Recon Soundtrack: Jefferson Airplane -"Live at The Fillmore East".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSr2...PVwz-r&index=7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAyw...PVwz-r&index=5

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

I really don't see her out working much if at all lately.

She has put on some pounds that aren't all that flattering. Last time I saw her between the stomach & double chin I wasn't all that sure it was her.

I hope she didn't damage her best asset.

That savant of sucking magic mouth...

[RammerRammer]

ZJ- I think I saw a healthy (extra pounds) Angela eat shit in front of me running across the street from her Tyrone.

At the Ash crosswalk I saw Angela cut the crosswalk at full clip, Tyrone crossing behind her and she mistakenly didn't see the rope, chain around the used car lot, trying to run into the lot, she bit shit. Like major bit shit, like probable fracture type bit shit. Was unable to circle back, but I wonder. Poor Fractured Hooker.

[ZaviJava]

The recent winds did a number on the boat shelter in my fishing buddy's back yard. It was always questionable since he bought his place yet was time for some help. After replacing a few of the metal roofing panels that disappeared in the winds & reattach all with stainless screws. Had some time afterwards for the copilot & I to hit the avenue for a quick half hearted look. JCB>82nd>Grotto around 8:45 +-.

Of course, the first seen was one of the Flavel fuglies near Dar Ron.

Taboo had one thicker & definitely older blonde WSW in fur lined hood jacket & boots. Not worth turning around for a second look...

LSW Lowider at her usual Couch hedges.

Sunny empty on first pass...

The "Powell PAWG" was heading into the States.

High school park area had one homely BSW in mask & jeans. Yawn...

Bagger's was deserted...

La Parilla had what looked like the WSW "belle of the blade" meeting for what I figure was a pre-arranged rendezvous as absolutely no window talking occurred as she hopped in.

Already fatigued by my circuit & getting hungry turned at Namaste area & headed South.

Last seen was at Sunny where a roly poly ratchet BSW in orange pants & blue hoodie. As we passed she rubbed either her droopy aunt Jemima tits or was rubbing her belly. They both melded together so much I wasn't sure where one began or ended.

After witnessing that sight I did know when my recon ended...

Headed home with no other sightings.

A couple PPD SUV seen near Powell.

Recon Soundtrack: Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rythmn Band - "Together".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwVELN15mY

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

Between the chilly winds along with being ghosted Wednesday night haven't been out since. Settling into that weather related low inspiration more than a bit. Was couching it with copilot watching last F1 race of the season this afternoon when Dania called & heavily hinted she was more than amenable to a pre-thanksgiving overnight + meal.

With the wind at minimum & it still somewhat temperate. The copilot & I headed out around 6:45>7:45+-. Usual circuit of JCB>82nd>Grotto>Sunnyside area.

Right out the gate at reinvented Sting was an all in leather jacket & pants above black heeled boots older WSW dirty frizzy blonde waiting on corner. On my second look someone scooped this long in the tooth "Pinky Tuscardero" doppelganger right at corner. Never seen her before. Weird fucking scenes at times South...

Walgreen Hedges had a walker so covered up with huge hooded jacket & what looked like snow pants above boots. So bulky was the outer layer, it obscured what I was looking at. Way to draw your clientele in...

Another enclosed in large hooded jacket was the "pet hospital" SSBSW at Oregon arts wall. Saw her get scooped when heading home...

Sunny hairballed out the meh fat assed fake redhead BSW in same clothes as last reported. As usual...yeech.

La Parilla was deserted...

Baggers might as well been. With only Sara #0.0 seen interacting with one of the tent dwellers at Klickatat. Later seen at Siskiyou Subway bus shelter as she & tent dweller were smoking something that necessitated the use of a butane torch. Her focus on sucking on that glass dick sidetracked her from her usual 304 histrionics when she spots truck

Beech had a robust BSW in some baggy road cone orange ensemble & boots. At first I thought she was one of those "local traffic only" cones a certain recently defeated city commissioner thought would calm gun violence. I'd laugh if I could...

On return last seen at La Parilla was an alright looking long red wigged younger BSW with nice ass & legs in black jacket, black fishnets & black thong above white go-go boots revealing the first skin of the evening. She awakened a few low key McFlurriers & some negotiations ensued.

Another blonde wigged BSW at Baggers Bench. I thought when seeing that blonde hair it was Sara #0.0. Not wanting a smell-a-vision photo sped up some. Laughs...

Having seen more than enough, headed South for my nights naughty rendezvous. Brought her to work this AM. With her having Thursday off, plans made for Thanksgiving Dungeness feast with the copilot & I.

Never saw a PPD SUV when out. The civilian traffic was hella' stupid with multiple no headlight on vehicles & 25 mph over the limit speeders, along with a few suicidal jay walkers and/or bicyclists.

Last one on the avenue shut off the lights...

Recon Soundtrack: More Grateful Dead "The Complete Winterland Recordings". November 9, 1973. Remainder of disc 2 w / disc 3 started.

https://archive.org/details/gd73-11-...7.sbefail.shnf

Safe recons & life.

[LookingOn]

Good research & reading the room Looking on. Respect...

I'm humbled by your compliment. I always put the work in before asking to show that I'm serious. Plus I find it disrespectful for mongers to demand from other mongers off the bat. This happens across the SW boards. Even in high volume areas like Kensington Philadelphia.

Thank you for the additional information. I'll scope them out at another time.

[ZaviJava]

Let me know if there are corrections.

You got the crowded North spots pretty much covered but still missing many productive areas. South of Burnside is just less obvious...

Walgreen Hedges at Burnside. Couch Street more than frequently has a few.

Stark McFlurrie vicinity has some pussy possibilities most nights.

More all the way to just past Division can be found to Four Wheel Drive place at Ash. The motel starting with an "A" name has been active more recently.

Powell all the way to JCB has more potential pussy. Holgate to Cartlandia has more one offs working, though the quality probably will dip down the further South you venture (most of the time.).

While I've had some excellent luck in the clusterfucked North (Jules #4742) you've got to weed through that all covered managed vacuous vagina muff mafia so dominant there...

I've found more dimes (see my reports #4490 Gwen #4556 Natalie #4703 Bebe for example) in the last months outside the clusterfuck that is Northeast. Not to mention one of my ATFs Dania...

Quick PS: all us locals bitching about prices & services etc. just got schooled by an out of towner. Good research & reading the room Looking on. Respect...