Streetwalker Reports

[KittenzMittenz]

Laugh all you want, I had to disregard all traffic laws, with no fear of OPD or CCS reprisal to chat up a youngish, tipping point, firme, skante hoodrich white girl at Otty. She was perfectly Hood, spinnerish, and the see thru sweats left nothing to the imagination. Bonus points for the fucked up mascara, looking like she just gawk, gawk, gawk'd a sword. Anyways. I cut to the chase, let her know my intentions, and she was super down. We have plans to meet up today. I'm going to put three days of mecos into that rat gash. These are the type of Birds I'm out here for, fuck all the rest.

This is a joy to read bro. A man of culture speaks.

[RammerRammer]

Laugh all you want, I had to disregard all traffic laws, with no fear of OPD or CCS reprisal to chat up a youngish, tipping point, firme, skante hoodrich white girl at Otty. She was perfectly Hood, spinnerish, and the see thru sweats left nothing to the imagination. Bonus points for the fucked up mascara, looking like she just gawk, gawk, gawk'd a sword. Anyways. I cut to the chase, let her know my intentions, and she was super down. We have plans to meet up today. I'm going to put three days of mecos into that rat gash. These are the type of Birds I'm out here for, fuck all the rest.

[BostonRob69]

Was sticking to that philosophy when I passed Powell & saw this younger duo who waved me over at Rhine. Was informed that they were "BFF" & only came as a double. While not especially attracted to either, the promise of "a double" elevated their looks several notches. I asked a few polite questions. No really polite...

The answers...

200.00 each with tips encouraged. Alright that's not all that outrageous considering what some of the lone byzantine cabal are asking out there.

Would come to my place. That surprised me but maybe they had enough combined IQ to read the room on a threesome in a truck with 60 lbs of retriever in it.

All negotiations fell apart when I asked about what their interaction with one another would be.

This post from zavi pulled my attention. I'm pretty over the top cautious and unlikely to seek 304 on the street or seek companionship from an online ad. But, honestly, the likelihood of hooking up with a tandem is pretty fuckin small for a guy like me and the thought turns me on a ton.

Do any of you have a go to tandem that are discrete, really go at each other, and are don't have a whole lot of play boundaries? If you do, would you be willing to share who that is on the board or to DM me their info?

[ZaviJava]

I love that someone got all wrapped around the axle after being called a bellend. LOL. If I had to look it up then I'm sure the bellend did. LOL. I learned a new word while being entertained.Thank you, Zavi.

I'm here to not only to report but entertain...

[TheSteelHead]

I love that someone got all wrapped around the axle after being called a bellend. LOL. If I had to look it up then I'm sure the bellend did. LOL. I learned a new word while being entertained.Thank you, Zavi.

I watch a lot of British TV and movies LOL.

[RamblinJavlin]

I think you just proved his point.

I love that someone got all wrapped around the axle after being called a bellend. LOL. If I had to look it up then I'm sure the bellend did. LOL. I learned a new word while being entertained.Thank you, Zavi.

[ZaviJava]

I think you just proved his point.

Thanks for the support.

[Slim1985]

I've been reading but never seen anything posted about Vanc.

[TheSteelHead]

Call me a bellend to my face and we'll see what happens to ya. Guarantee you won't like it, peter puffer.

And you DO NOT have authority to tell me what to do with public photos. Once you post them, you lose ALL rights and protections over them. Learn something, dummy.

I think you just proved his point.

[MightyDemTim]

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[VivCov]

A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.

That's a great catch. I've only delved into AMPs and a singular online booking, but your reports have me wanting to try my luck on the streets. I hope to find one like her.

[TopGun9]

A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.

Very nice. Well done good Sir!

[ZaviJava]

A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.

[ZaviJava]

With the 2nd phase of my West Hills gig starting up again Thursday. Copilot & I were out & about a couple times Tuesday. I'm still under the influence of the unseasonably warm weather, distracted & frisky as fuck all. Sighs.

Tuesday Afternoon:

Needing to Pick up a couple saw blades I'd had resharpened & needing copilot food went out around 4:00.

JCB>82nd>Parkrose Hardware>JCB route today.

Nothing seen until just South of Boo Han where a couple 304 were a block apart.

A younger & frizzy haired BSW in tan pants threw me a look. At least she was BMI appropriate.

The blonde SSPAWG porker swine polluting the vicinity lately was in tights & long shirt. At least today she forgo stuffing those cottage cheesy lumps into thigh highs & tartan today is all the good I can report.

La Parilla had a dubious duo...

A spine chilling & pot bellied short haired porcine brunette in transparent black tights & all too revealing top above fluffy black house slippers gave me the fucking willies while simultaneously causing any & all dicks on the avenue to retreat like a threatened turtle.

Her meh bantu knot wearing partner seemed like a fucking super model after that.

Murder Street had a couple BMI appropriate BSW or mixed up block some in the usual fripperies of the trade. One long legged in nice black transparent & thong above stillettos.

Just past tree hotel was a long-haired late twenties LSW chica in blue onesie & heels. From that rear view she's a few more chimichangas with extra sour cream from not being able to wear onesies much longer. Laughs...

Namaste had a chunky WSW in black wrap dress. Keep that wrapped is all I thought while yawning...

After that turned around with nothing else already seen on the way to barn.

Saw a few PPD SUV at all compass points.

I can't make up my mind which was worse today...

The 304 selection or the absolutely wretched state of the roads near all these avenue "improvements" projects. Give me a good ole fashioned pot hole any day.

Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Blue Note Recordings of the 1960 Art Blakey Jazz Messengers. Disc 3. Still working my way through the six-disc set.

Thursday Night:

After getting back from a copilot walk, making some dinner & some talk with client about changes in phase two of her gig was thinking nothing more than getting back to my book along or powering down with some mindless TV. Woke up around 8:45 knowing my time is going to be extremely limited for next few weeks.

Tried a few regulars to no avail. Merry I know was working. Dania texted that she was "too tired" from work. Tori didn't pick up. Sighs...

Giving in to my belief that this evening couldn't get much worse, finally loaded up the copilot along with a beer & headed out around 9:45 JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue.

First seen was a late twenties +- pudgy bang wearing blonde WSW with red lip stick in black slacks & jacket at Mill. Reminiscent of this submissive & barely legal Tiffany Faye I scooped years ago looped for her cute enough Lolita type face only for some quicker punter scooping her up. Not sure if she was the one I picked up a decade plus or not. Yet a guy can dream...

Galina from my reports 5249 & 5275 was showcasing that fine as fuck ass in tan shorts near Glisan Shell. I could almost read the date of the dime in her back pocket. With a $100.00 credit loan on our books thought I'd cash it in with interest only to arrive thirty seconds late as was climbing in some car at pumps. Almost texted her to bail on her suitor, but passed on that dickish move. Sighs.

The mixed or BSW meh fat assed bantu knot wearing fake redhead was also in vicinity looking unfuckable sweaty cranky pants like as she guzzled up some frosty drink. Later saw her walk in at Holiday only to get rejected. Laughs...

The pet hospital hardworking SSBSW was at Oregon shadows. Have to admire that work ethic...

Between Oregon & Holiday, I swung & missed at an older yet attractive trim dirty blonde MILF in white coat above torn tights & black boots. Despite both our interest, She seemed to not grok that basic concept that she needed to walk in for a scoop. Later I saw some truck grab her right off the avenue mid block. Shugs. I'm not out on 82nd to fix stupid.

La Parilla had a mulatto or light skinned BSW in black top & tights above silver heels & all the THOT bells & whistles. Botox lips, Goliath spider lashes etcetera. Even in the dark that ass looked huge. So much for the theory that black is slimming. Laughs...

Murder Street had a rotating (and occasionally revolting) cast of 304. As many as five or so clogging up the street at once. Only one that caught my eye was younger tallish dirty blonde WSW in jean shorts with white top carrying a color coordinated purse to match her boots. I tried to get some info, yet she was "too busy to talk". be that way & fuck off...

Also observed a Tyrone in obvious goldish sedan & oversized silver donks with some gang like name across rear in stick on letters interacting with a few of the 304 out. Subtle way to keep an eye on your chattel. SMDS.

Didn't have Upper Sandy in me tonight yet I headed that way. Still suctorial on the ass...

Having enough self-inflicted flagellation for the night decided to head for the barn for another type of self-flagellation to latest Dania three hole video.

Was sticking to that philosophy when I passed Powell & saw this younger duo who waved me over at Rhine. Was informed that they were "BFF" & only came as a double. While not especially attracted to either, the promise of "a double" elevated their looks several notches. I asked a few polite questions. No really polite...

The answers...

200.00 each with tips encouraged. Alright that's not all that outrageous considering what some of the lone byzantine cabal are asking out there.

Would come to my place. That surprised me but maybe they had enough combined IQ to read the room on a threesome in a truck with 60 lbs of retriever in it.

All negotiations fell apart when I asked about what their interaction with one another would be.

"Kissing & maybe some fondling" seemed to be the limit. I thought maybe some fondling? WTF.

All further talk turned to a shitshow when I inquired about BBBJ & whether they'd were willing to go "BFF" down & dirty on one another.

Fuck I never even got to my next question about double BJs or double dipping their greasy gashes. Laughs...

For reasons only some therapy would uncover, I was oddly stimulated by the above & with a horny sigh turned North again for one last hail Mary pass.

Didn't see really anything I hadn't seen earlier though the arts wall blonde had finally learned to stand at corners properly & still was a nonexistent PPD presence except a LSW in matching grey skirt & half top at baggers.

Went a far as Immigrant Statue before raising my white flag. By now was close to 11:15 & that earlier beer was making its presence known. Stopped at Glenhaven Park & took the copilot on a perimeter walk & a dark place to void for me (damn bathrooms were locked). Waiting to exit park noticed a sturdy long raven haired busty WSW in red dress w/ side cutouts above matching red strap heels. Now Zavi always appreciates 304 color coordination & as she bent down to adjust heel strap I noticed a lack of underwear. Something else always appreciated in my view. She saw me looking & made sure I got a peek of pussy.

Looking around I flashed my high beams once at her & backed truck into lot & parked again. Soon she was at window & introduced herself as Sarah (for once I stifled a laugh). Some low key small talk & cooing over the confused copilot as Sarah gave me an eyeful of her chest leaning in window. The boobs sealed the deal before negotiations started & as a PPD SUV passed told her to hop in while we talked. Started off at 250.00 for an hour at tree named hotel. Passed on that & the 150.00 car date. Figuring the time of night & day of the week & that'd she car date for 150.00 I countered with going South for a more relaxed date + tip for superior salaciousness along with the promise of a drink. After a moment's hesitation Sarah agreed & she pulled those globes out for a check. Checked them & ran a hand slowly up her thigh & gently probed what turned out to be a sweet-smelling quim. Sarah smelled as good as her quim & we headed South making friendly small talk...

At my place we got halfway through our drinks before I was face first in those pillowy breasts & soon was face first between her legs. Except for heels she never took dress off. Had all the access I needed. Laughs...

After a DATY round where she encouraged the use of finger as much as my tongue, she had a loud nut that prompted me to close bedroom window in case my neighbors had their windows open. I was harder than Antarctica roadkill but still sucked/licked my dick without any prompting. With that familiar feeling starting to rise all too quickly, went back to her chest & more attention on her wet as an otter gash. Some pussy slide & minor probing yet we went for the cover. Either she's a good actress or she got another loud nut out the night.

Even though I mentioned I was about to be swamped with work, she punched my number into her phone. Dropped her off at her aforementioned hotel around 12:45 & got some stinkeye from a passing PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Some more Art Blakey Jazz Messengers but mainly a couple listens to The Long Ryders recent album " September November".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dNZi3ESLc

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

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